>American "soldiers"

>shit "posting"

>>33447139
>Poorly photoshopped

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>>33447139

>>33447185
i wish i was that short :"(

Fucking manlets
When will they learn

>>33447139
>shit tier head dress
>mismatched camouflage
>trousers tucked instead of bloused
>boots unpolishable

Why is the US military so unaesthetic?

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>>33447194
I am that short.

>>33447223
lucky you. im transitioning and id love to be shorter than 5'8

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>>33447185
>posting capitalist propaganda

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>>33447254
>NOT posting capitalist propaganda.

>>33447237
I'd recommend you kill yourself but, statistically speaking, you will anyway.

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>>33447220
Unaesthetic until all of Europe needs us to bail them out of another war.

>>33447139
You could've at least made it so the bricks line up.

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>>33447139
>posting the edit

here's the real pic, lads. Please don't roast my 60% white ass too hard.

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ruslets when will they learn

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SAY IT WITH ME LADS!

TINY!

LITTLE!

AMERICAN!

________!

>>33447943
>>33447914

Which one is unedited? I can't tell.

>>33447955
the real one is here:
>>33447943

that american guy who posted
>>33447914
was trying to save face by posting only a slightly edited version. Pokes fun at himself and hopes you won't notice the obvious photoshop job.

>>33447220
>actually functional hat
>only guy on left had off color top (appears to be an additional coat)
>not wasting time on a minor thing like blousing pants
>boots that actually blend in and will dry out easier unlike a shiny black leather boot which literally doesn't blend in with anything and tends to hold moisture in
you obviously don't know military utilitarian philosophy, everything is about purpose and function, aesthetics always comes last and is immediately sacrificed for purpose and function if necessary, not the other way around

>>33447220
Not american but I thnk being spit-polished jackbooted soldiers is not the image that American military wants to project. They go for the citizen soldiery look even though they're now all volunteer professionals. I think this started during the Revolutionary War when the image of the scrappy ill equipped but brave citizen soldiers came about. Then, there's the Nazi ruining good fashion among other things too.

>>33447943
12th infiltration brigade.

>>33447139
photo "shopping"

>>33448123

Jeez he rubbed you tender fanny the wrong way didn't he.

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THE FEW

THE PROUD

>>33447139
>Finnish "people"

>>33452170
THE THICCC

>>33447139
What are we looking at here? I just see some out of focus rifles with fuzzy hats hoving in the air

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BIG STRONG AMERICANS

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>>33452323
>the dog

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American SOF
More like LOL

>>33450152
>Then, there's the Nazi ruining good fashion among other things too.

Fuuuuuck, so much this. Nazis and Soviets ruin everything.

>>33452190
What

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>>33452323
>Leafs BTFO yet again

>>33452190

You might want to check the flags in their uniforms. Hint - Finnish flag has white background with blue cross...

>>33447157
shoop actually looks pretty good to me.

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>>33447914

Here is something 60% white and big guy 4 U.

>>33452190
>American "Education"

>>33447139
Nice photoshop.

>>33453402
All of the Rus soldiers look out of focus and you need to get your eyes checked.

>>33452323
>Be American
>Don't have weapon or gear because it's not been checked out.
>"Dis is my raifu"
>Look like a douche for the rest of the day.

Be all you can be.

>>33447943
The sneakiest soldiers

>>33447313
Lmao that was pretty good desu

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>>33453034
Probably one of the most pathetic excuses I've ever read on this board. No, the Nazis weren't around to shit on your BDU. Every uniform change since the DCU has been a massive waste of money, which is another symptom of America's decline as a world power and a precursor of a WW1-tier military disaster in the next few years. You know there's something wrong when camo you're sporting today looks and performs worse than what your forebears wore in the 1980s or even the 1960s.

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>>33453440
"Damn bruh you tall as fuck, bet yo ass fuck niggas up on the court. Ever think bout playin for da NBA?"

"Ahh ja mein neger" (Nazi laugh)

>>33453532
BDU just seems to fit better, all three of those guys uniforms look fit well on them.

>>33450152
>I thnk being spit-polished jackbooted soldiers is not the image that American military wants to project. They go for the citizen soldiery look even though they're now all volunteer professionals
I think it's more "we operate operationally" rather than "red coats with parade polish" that they want to project. It's about looking operator AS I guess.

Even though "operating operationally" is still mostly washing rocks.

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>When will they learn

>>33453532
>Airforce
>Using an M60
What sort of photo op bs is this? Only thing we ever used were handed down m16's from Vietnam with A2 parts slapped on them.

>*"Attack on Titan" theme abruptly plays*

>>33447937
>white/red flag
>rus

fatclap education?

>>33453838
Yeah we get it you were Maintenance.

There are other AFSC's out there ya dingus. People that actually see shit

>>33453402
The Poles are blurry af.

>>33452467
desu slim working line labs are murrikan and the pig fat show versions british

>>33452170
A JELLY FUCKING DONUT

>>33452707
>that look of utter annoyance
Oh boy we've all been there.

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Amerilets are everywhere.

>inb4 chink is standing higher

even without, americans in pic are manlets. And balding ones at that.

>>33447139
>/k/
>easiest board to troll

You dumb ass peaces of teenage emo shit will literally fall for anything - except for the merit topics.

>>33454616

You're in trouble, which side do you want to show up to help you, neon blue 14 year old chinks? Or fucking delta force.

>>33454616
Balding because we have like twice the testosterone compared to those flimsy bitches

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>>33454616
>>33454626

>>33454801
The "balding is due to testosterone" is a myth. It's purely genetics.

t. balding fuck

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>>33447139
>being this bad at photo shop
Just kys my man

>>33447220
I know this is b8 but UCP manages to make everything horrible

>>33447139
what a terrible photoshop.

>>33453440
>nowitzki
>that nose
"white", lol yea sure maybe in new europe.

>>33454616
>that one giant in the back who is taller than the chinks standing on a 6'' loading ramp.

Kek

>>33455258
someone lied to you.

>>33452170
BIG BOY

>>33455400
Not really. I'm pretty high on estrogen and I'm blading

just accept it, lying to yourself won't do anything

>>33455258
>I don't agree with it
>therefore it is a myth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_hair_loss

Face it baldy, you got too much testosterone for your hair to handle. Take that as you will.

>>33455737
>Male pattern hair loss is believed to be due to a combination of genetics and the male hormone dihydrotestosterone.
>combination of genetics
>genetics

lol

>>33455761
Read the previous >>33455258
, then the one you're replying to.

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>>33454801
>thinking balding is due to too much testosterone and not a lack thereof

Wew

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>>33454616
>standing on a elevated platform
>guy in the back still fucking massive

>>33453474
Well, kinda got us there.

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>>33447139

How fuggin massive are those rifles?

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>>33452170

Clearly fits the "heavy" infantry role. Rolling down hill that is.

>>33447914
Thats photoshoped, i can tell by the pixels

>>33447943
we call them sliders over here polen

>>33447254
Army guy on the lefts uniform looks like absolute shit. Bunch of out of place boy scout badges on an already shitty uniform.

>>33453958
Anything east of Germany is Russia

>>33453838
My Grandpa shot gooks with an M60 from a biplane in vietnam, you must of been a fucking pogue

>>33453440
>It'd be a privilege if you could fuck my wife sir
>ooga booga das rite

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>>33456036
How do you think he'd do in an axe unit?

>>33456169
Well seeing as the purplish and green identifiers are used only when serving in the DMZ and are made to stand out, no shit Sherlock.

>>33447254
Holy shit hahaha.

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>>33456246
well memed my friend

>>33453532
>jungle boots and bdus
Muh dik

>>33454616
>>33453440
>>33452323
>>33447943
>>33447937
>>33447914
>>33447139
>>33447185

so what is the combat advantages of being taller, besides wearing out your joints faster and having a worse center of gravity?

They have firearms, they dont fucking wrestle people.

>>33456036
I would be seriously impressed if that fatty could do a roll.

>>33459040
Tall people are tactical geniuses because big guys always have a master plan.

>>33455258
Does your testosterone come out of all the jizz you swallow on a daily basis? Cause last time I checked all hormone production and absorption was controlled by fucking DNA

If you aren't american you ain't shit and you know it.

>>33447220
>no combat ready unit is ever inspection ready
>no inspection ready unit is everyone combat ready

>>33459040
Combat situations typically favor average sized people, as they don't need as much food and supplies to do the same things larger people can

Manlets are either too weak to haul around all their weapons and supplies or so ridiculously jacked that they cancel out their calorie savings

Average Joe masterrace bitch

>>33455258
look at joe rogan before and after TRT

>>33455331
you sound triggered

>>33459040
It's not necessarily an advantage to be taller, but mainly it's to carry more stuff.

You carry a ton of shit into combat, and the weight for most of these is fixed. Being bigger means the fixed weight is a smaller proportion of your weight and you should be able to carry it around more easily.

>>33447139
Dat shoop.

>>33455380
Love that /pol/ education.

>>33453577
If you don't instantly recognize the patch on the American's shoulder and it's implications, you don't belong here.

>>33453402
>>33453482
>>33454154
Yeah, not to mention you can still see the arms of the soldiers from before they were scaled up

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>>33455380
Fuck you racist bigot

>>33453532
god DAMN that is some tight blousing

>>33453520
Kek

>>33459040

Midgets are good snipers / guerrilla / shooting

Giants are good for intimidation / propaganda / walking fast

Normally all soldiers are in the middle.

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What kind of thread is this?

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>>33453034
The Nazis were so aesthetic that misguided white youths are still dressing like them 70 years later.

>>33453532
Aesthetic as fuck

>>33447139
What military does America have? We have a bunch of overpaid welfare queens with guns. I see too many Mexicans where I live, where is the Army defending the border? Right, tranny sensitivity training is more important.

>>33447139
Those are big guys.

>>33453440
>patch
Isn't that dude Delta?

>>33462348
No, that is the group patch. Since he is at least a 1st sgt more than likely he is support mos. I all ways hated that shit seeing fucking cooks think they are badass as sf support. Nigger your a fucking cook. You don't deserve to wear shit not even a CAB.

>>33461161
>>33453590
It's the blousing and the web belt.
For whatever reason the AF likes tight blousing
There is a trick to it; you've got to use those like 1" wide elastic and velcro straps. With your boots off, pull your socks all the way up, then pull your pants down like you're about to take a dump.
Take the inside of the bottom of your pants and pull them to a few inches below your knees. Obviously they should appear inside out.
Apply the strap, tightly, at about where the top of your boots go. Wrap the excess around the insides of your calves and tuck it behind itself to make it tight. Pull your pants up and put on your boots
>Be in BMT
>vain asshat discovers this
>teaches us
>inna latrine, 5 dudes with their pants around their ankles
>big black dude from georgia walks in
>stops
>prolonged eye contact
>"nope"
>turns around and walks out the door

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>russian "equipment"

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>>33462661
stop bully

>>33447139
God the softshell jackets always look like ass.
This is why why we have silks

>>33453338
Unlike the yanks we can take a few piss poor insults.

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>poles trying to compensate
embarrassing.

>>33447237
You can take my 5'6"

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>>33447313

>>33447254
He's a big guy

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>>33455331
>Purposely leaves out Su-27

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>>33462661
Those guys are Poles. Which is self-evident from their patches.

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>>33447313
Brutal.

>>33447355
Not again

>>33452204
underrated

>>33455981
That's a funny looking AK

>>33464373

Because its a MIG bashing picture, you moron.

But Sukhois are hot garbage too.

>>33447139
Romans were notoriously shorter than all their enemies and still kicked all their asses

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>>33462684
Good shit

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>>33461220
>Midgets are good snipers / guerrilla / shooting
And don't you forget it longshanks.

>>33464923
Catachans are better at guerilla warfare than any ratling could hope to be and they're giants.

>>33447254
kek

>>33464956
They're not literal giants, just roughly Arnold Schwarzengger circa Predator.

>>33464979
They're literally called baby ogryns by other guardsmen.

>>33464956
>Catachans are better at guerilla warfare

Which is bullshit as according the fluff they don't actually live in the jungles but instead in massive fortress-settlements.

>>33465052
From the fluff I remember, the did live in giant carnivorous jungles, or at the least, went into them often enough to survive fighting in them.
Also
>having fa/tg/uy argument on /k/ommando board

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Poland

>>33447355
>can't win against literal sandpeople
>expected to win in an actual war

Please, much like the British Empire before you,the US ground force is a paper tiger that hides behind its wealth, its over-sized Navy, and flashy Air Force with questionable combat skills.

The only redeeming advantage you will have in Europe is that the only potential adversary in the region is a pack of perpetually inebriated Slavic troglodytes with outdated equipment.

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>>33447313
lol jesus

>>33447237
>tfw 5'6" but wading through military red tape to transition.

Fug why couldn't I just keep repressing?

>>33460346
He was always balding, his head just got so big he couldn't make it tasteful anymore so he shaved it.

>>33454174
kek

>>33464373
If I'd have put that failed abortion in you would have killed yourself

>>33460368
Why? Because I have a competent military? :^)

>>33452170
He's not fat, just bulking.

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We need to go smaller

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SMALLER!

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We need to go just a bit closer

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>>33452170
what are you a russian hacker

>>33464500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cegPuLe8X0

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>They actually take time out of their day to talk shit about the greatest wealthiest nation that ever existed which controls their lives all around the globe on a American communication medium like the Internet on American computer technology using American software and American language wishing they had American wealth and freedoms such as carrying a full size loaded Glock with hollows points for dat self protection right.

Foreigners are a embarrassment to our galaxy

>>33467865
When Ayy comes to meet us they will speak to us in English and meet at the white house. Not some broke shit euro cuntry or chink infested sewer like China

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>>33467865
>thinking Americans are not the cancer of the world
Hy ты и дeбил ))))

>>33467914
Jelly poor as fuck dissatisfied Russian detected. You know what faggot, I to was a poor as fuck eastern slav like you because Russia ruined everything until I got my American visa and never looked back. It feels so good to be better than you.

>>33447139
>>American "soldiers"
You got a question, son?

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>>33467945
>dissatisfied
I'm proud to be Russian tho. Feels good to scare the shit out of burgerclaps an europoors.

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>>33467997
Good bitch, obedient bitch.
Here, have a bone.


>This has inevitably led to forming "a new Soviet man: ideological schizophrenic, honest liar, person always ready for constant and voluntary mental self-mutilations"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_Sovieticus

>>33468063
>tells someone about being obedient
>while being obedient to US government either directly as a citizen or indirectly as a citizen of a pet NATO country
Always makes me chuckle

>>33468095
>honest liar, person always ready for constant and voluntary mental self-mutilations
I pity you.

>>33467997
You don't scare anyone but maybe a little old lady that you bully on your way out of your nasty rotten commie block you live in. Filthy poor animal. Get of our Internet if you hate America so much. You cannot help it bit imitate our culture. One day you'll realize it. .you cannot escape that fat American cock in your mouth. Yum yum

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>>33468176
>>33468063

>>33468095
Why are slaviboos the worst posters?

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>>33468148
>ad hominem
That damage control

>>33468176
>Get of our Internet if you hate America so much.
Except I don't hate America? I'm just a proud citizen of Russia.

>>33467997
You may scare yuropoors but your rusting washed up military and infrastructure scares no same country
>>33468186
>>>/pol/

>>33468200
>LARPing this hard
Fact: you are an underage virgin faggot form /leftypol/

>>33461224
>Attributing a Kevin Strom quote to Voltaire
Mkay

>>33467914
No as big as the cancer that is rusting lag land. The only 3rd world country in yourop

>>33452170
Uncle
Sam's
Mentally
Challenged

The army does everything they do but better and more cost effective

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>>33468222
why are americans so cucked?

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>>33468240
False media. Sad!

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>>33468271
You really want to go down this road?

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>>33468285
>implying i'm russian
americucks are so stupid

>>33468274
Wow! You know how to use a printer! :^)

>>33447313
Damn son

>>33468292
>I know! I can just LARP my way out of my argument and call him a "cuck"!
>>>/pol/

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>>33468295

>>33468335
>ur just baiting
Lamo.

>>33468346
>implying I want to post the content of my passport on 4chan

>>33467865
>They actually take time out of their day to talk shit about the greatest wealthiest nation that ever existed which controls their lives all around the globe on a Jewish communication medium like the Internet on Jewish computer technology using Jewish software and Jewish language wishing they had Jewishwealth and freedoms such as pulling the 6 millions card.

>>33468274
Russian alphabet and language is the ebonics of the world.

Russians are the cause of all the ills in our world. Russians need to be contained at all cost. Fuck you commies.

>>33468485
>Fuck you commies
You know that Russia is no longer communist for already 26 years?

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All that American butthurt in the thread

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>>33468307

>>33459040
You have weight distributed over a greater area, so less wear and tear on the body at the expense of a higher caloric need.

>>33453532
I keep telling everyone they need to bring this shit back but they keep bitching about how shining your boots and creasing your sleeves is too hard

>>33459040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB80fwauzOI
This about sums it up.

>>33452170
The Corpsmen

>>33453642
Red coats have a function you mong, red is harder to count at distance and the cheapest material

>>33470921
You know you're full of shit.

Stop trolling.

>>33455331
Back to /simg/

>>33452707
They're 307th engineers.... not even the airborne bn

>>33456187
fuck u

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>>33447313
audibly laughed

>>33461299
is that daniel radcliffe?

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>>33447313
Lmaooooooo

>>33447139

>dat painfully obvious shoop

Ok I get the whole "europeans are taller on average" thing isnt a meme. But it's like a 2" difference. Most eastern european and northern euro states have at most an average male height of 5'11-6'. USA is 5'9-5'10.

You didnt even bother making this shoop look believable. Those guys would be like 8' tall...

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>>33459040

I hear something about needing to spray hot lead into an area full of hadjis and more disciplined hadjis. That usually requires bovine like strength to haul ammo, but fuck it there is a big guy there.

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>>33474160
>slightly banter american
>they sperg out and get super defensive

>>33459422
he has probably done in a few rolls in his life m8, just look at that fat bastard.

>>33474307
>calmly and collectedly explain the OP's lapse in perspective
>frogposter literally screams and cries while literally throwing literal shit around his apartment and literally calls everyone else "filthy fucking kikes" for not liking his sad joke.

>>33456187
Fuck u

ITT vatnik trolling fatnik

>>33474307
Go back to /int/ you retarded frogposter.

>>33467719
>>33467728
>>33467740
>>33467751
>>33467761

My. Fucking. Sides.

>>33467865
>butthurt

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>>33455258
So how does Pat from two best friends have a hot gf

>>33447313
Fucking rekt.

>>33462455
That 1sgt patch you're seeing could be a SFC or a MSG 18 series SF you retard

>>33467997
>proud to be a mongoloid white nigger

>>33474743
If you actually pay attention to what Pat is like outside of videos, he is THE most beta individual I've seen. He's shy as fuck, won't talk to anyone he doesn't know, if someone tries to talk to him, he'll mutter and won't say anything.

Not to mention, Paige stated that she's attracted to Danny DeVito looking men. She's probably having an affair, also. Flight stewardess, and she's never around Pat.

Paige is totally being rammed by foreign bulls in different countries.

>>33447139
LITTLE

>>33475977
SHALL

>>33475832
You got some proof

>>33476340
WUZ

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>>33447313
shit

>>33476366
FOR FREE

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>>33467865
At least I can attach a stock to my handgun without worrying about my dog.

>>33447237
>tfw it's hard to find a guy that will date me that's in to /K/ shit
I just want to be a cute house wife that cooks and bears my husband's kids. why is life so cruel

>>33476874
You still can't use that handgun for self defense you loser. We can.

>>33464839
Its Stg-44

>>33461299
Holy shit I forgot he made that movie and almost spat my coffee out.

>>33477347
Who could forget Harry Potter and The Final Solution?

>>33447355
>until all of Europe
germans didnt need you to bail them out you dirty yankees

>>33472859
no its cranial headriff

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>>33447237
>>33447313
Pic related. The ghost of your penis will haunt you for the rest of your days.

>>33477524
Thats cause Germany is usually the cause of wars in Yurop you stupid snow niggers.

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>>33450152
Aesthetic generally means less functional as well. This is why the iconic image of the stormtrooper is with puttees rather than jackboots. The German army realized at the end of WW1 that function>fashion and gave their elite troops lace-up boots, but Goebbels or whoever was in charge of the Nazi uniforms wanted to project power.

Eventually even the Nazis realized that jackboots are fucking awful, see pic related.

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>>33447313

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>>33453532
Actually OCP seem pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV72Dyw0_C8

BDU sucks balls when the forest is bright green and not dark green.

>>33465112

Just for fun, name me an insurgency that has been won.

ok sun tzu, I know you are sad that either you come from a shit country, or you wish you were american. But having a bunch of big oafs doesn't matter when tech and yearly training time/budget (and a host of other feature.. these dudes don't even have optics) basically guarantee that america would shitstomp anybody that crossed their path.

sorry to be so technical, but "shitstomp" is a doctrinal word.

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>>33464956
Actually that's just the Ogryns they drag along. Most of them seem pretty average ignoring muscles.

For example take the main guy in the front.

>>33478287

Lolno, the German army even banned puttees during WWI because they thought they'd get soaked and cut off blood circulation. Also every soldier had a pair of jack boots and of shorter ones. The army just put up with stormtroopers doing whatever they wanted and also it saved ressources.

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>>33478485
Compared to this guy (6 ft, 230lbs.)

Just as an FYI, his cardio is eh at best.

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>>33447313

>>33459040
The super short NK guy probably isn't a normal short guy,he's most likely a manlet because of lack of protein.

Lack of protein indicates poor diet,and poor diet in the youth causes long term health impacts,including lower mental capacity.

TL:DR Short nork is sick and slightly retarded.

>>33447943
Inretrospect a platoon of tiny heavily armed pygmys might be one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard of.
Imagine trying to find them in tall grass or bush

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>>33465074

>>33472010
>Red coats have a function you mong, red is harder to count at distance and the cheapest material
But they're also aesthetic and visible as fuck in woodlands.

I'm suggesting that they're deliberately going for operational > aesthetic because they want to look effective rather than pretty boys.

>>33478507
That guy isn't average at all, that's about as big as you can get without steroids or artificial hormones.

>>33479530
>visible as fuck in woodlands
> as if you want to put all your soldiers in green and lose track of them and end up with them killing each other in battlefield smoke

Also, polishing your boots is necessary to waterproof them and keep them from cracking.

>>33478454
dem asolos.

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>>33464916

>>33453577
Underrated post, topkek mein Neger.

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>>33447914
>>33447943
>>33464020
>>33467719
>>33467728
>>33467740
>>33467807
>US soldiers 'merica power so powerful that it warps time and space

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>>33480392
See
>>33478485
>Most of them seem pretty average ignoring muscles.

I suppose you're right though, probably should've included bone density too.

>>33468514
Most of them wish to go back to Communism or in some part venerate the fuck out of communists. That's close enough for me.

>>33447220
>>trousers tucked instead of bloused

Blousing is retarded and you are retarded for suggesting it.
Also I think the USMC enforces blousing.

>>33452323
>alone in the snow

>>33477524
Yeah no shit we were fighting and beating them both times.

>>33478463
>name me an insurgency that has been won.

Boer War

The Troubles

>>33478463
Malayan Emergency.

>>33464274
4 u

>>33453532
Woodland is always the best one in most scenarios (e.g. European).
Proof is that private sales of woodland get sold out in a blink of an eye

>>33464923

This really makes me want a cigar right now. Sometimes, I wish I were shorter but I'm 6'0" and it's kind of shit since no one cares at all and I like dwarves/hobbits.

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>>33484352
DPM would like a word with you regarding that matter.

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>>33447313

>>33453532
TIGHT PANTS TIGHT GROUPINGS

>>33484394
lel you got me there

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>>33472323
Who gives a shit?

>>33478520
*ice barrage sound effect*

>>33447139
t. Frederick William I

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>>33447313
Nicely done

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>>33447313

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>>33447313
my fucking sides

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>>33447313

>>33484365
I'd say 6' is the ideal height. It's tall, but as tall as you can be before you start looking gangly and awkward and generally are gangly and awkward.

>>33453504
that's because we let non-whites into the military and they steal anything that we dont keep track of.

>>33468186
we are fixing that problem right now

>>33450152
Polishing boots and pressing BDUs blows especially if you're doing any job outside of an office.

>>33461299
https://streamable.com/3wzj
>video related

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>>33447313
fucking brutal

>>33474743
That's not a genetic female.

>>33478463
Dhofar rebellion (Oman Civil War)

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>>33454174

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holy fuck americucks are easy to trigger, btw stop using your (((((values))))) with european ones. yours are very different.

>>33468274
is that the Russian Aquila or a Serbian Aquila?

also what is it with you slavs and using roman symbolism on all your shit.

>>33488750
It was the Roman backyard until the Renaissance

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>>33447313
Include me in the screencap

>>33459040
Everyone goes for headshots. If they have to aim up to shoot you in the head the sun will get in their eyes and their Accuracy will drop by 30% for 3s.

Height Advantage grants a +4% Chance to Crit.

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>>33447313
god dammit its 2 am here /k/,i thought for a moment i am on /pol/.

trying to contain my laughter not to wake my parents KEK

>>33447220
>shit tier head dress

you mean something actually practical instead of some gay French thing?

>>33453532
OCP is the shit, shutup, you old faggot

>>33453440
all I see is an American and some animal that can't win two World Wars

>>33447937
>phone on under shirt
>mom i need a ride please come fast

>>33488750
>can't read Cyrillic
get the fuck out dumbass

>>33452170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

>>33474253
>hadjis
You know that just means "pilgrim" in Arabic... A Hadj is usually a pretty old guy.

Just passing through this board. Do no get mad I just wanted to point out that the term does not refer to combattants in Arabic... That would be "Moujahed" or "Jondi".

>>33455981
>"Far3 Ennajda"
Whole layer of sad if you speak Arabic. That car is an ambulance. May I ask where the photo is from ?

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>>33454174

>>33491611
>Just passing through this board.
Hopefully.

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>>33447313

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>>33491611
Cool

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>>33447139
When recruiters started calling me in high school they would go all in with their sales pitch. Then they would ask me how tall I was. After answering there would be an awkward pause.

>Well you won't fit in any of our vehicles but I'm sure we can find you something to do.

>mfw 6'7"

I thought it a bad idea to join because being so tall calls attention to yourself and will get your head shot off.

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>>33447313

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>>33489450

>>33493089
>get assigned to humvee
>designated gunner since can't sit in it
>have to climb up the back hump and drop in
>permanently stuck innatruck because can't get out

>>33493089
one of my country's most decorated special forces operators was 6'5"

>http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/supersized-mannequin-required-for-victoria-cross-recipient-ben-robertssmiths-uniform-20131105-2wyfl.html

>>33447139
Shopped to shit, why are the
left ones so blurry?

If you're going to make an argument,
at least bring some real evidence.

>>33453440
>tfw you're a black man and your last name is White

>>33452190
Juomalauda saadana bergele! D:

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>>33489422

>>33480392
>without steroids
xD

>>33459040
There is a height requirement for JSA guards in Korea cause Asians care about shit like;

>At the first MAC meeting, the UNC delegation brought a flag. The North Korean side, having lost face, immediately left. They called another meeting a few days later and when they showed up, they had a flag that was bigger than ours. At the next meeting, we had a flag bigger than theirs. This game kept up until a special MAC meeting had be called just to set the ground rules for the size of the flags, since by now they were too big for the building. It was agreed upon that they had to small enough to sit on the table. Their flag is wider than ours, but ours is longer. One side has longer fringe along the flag than the other. One side’s flagpole is longer than the other, but the other side has a larger ball top of the flagpole. We have three layers comprising the base of our flagpole, compared to their two, but each layer of theirs is taller than ours. It’s this “bigger is better” mentality that made the height requirement for Americans working at the JSA; the North Koreans don’t have anybody as tall as we are. We also all had to display an ability to control our temper, which probably was part of the reason we acted the way we did once we were off duty, to let off some steam. I don’t know how many times I was spit on by KPA guards trying to provoke a response from me.

>>33459040
the height doesnt mean much, their Aryan DNA means more

>>33477524
Actually...yeah. They did.

>>33491611
Like it matters.

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>people are still circulating picture edited by american goverment
here is the real picture you stupids

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>>33447313
Sweet Christmas that's just brutal.

>>33497332
At that point the Vatniks are at a tactical disadvantage
>burgers gang up on Igor, use their monkey climbing skills inherited from their great-grandpa Ray'quan to climb up his legs en masse and tear out his throat
>Pavel can't shoot them because the targets are too small for his 14mm AK and he'd end up shooting Igor
>rinse and repeat

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>>33447313