Marines and Navy Enlisted Stories?

>>33444622
buttsex

What do you want to hear?
Funny?
Sad?
Badass?
Miserable?
Or special bonus category: Truth?

>>33444670
Anything really. Going to Pendleton in Sept. and want to know what to expect.

>>33444786
What MOS?

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>>33444622

>in port in sandbox in Dubai (small area with a few shops that sell beer right off of the pier)
>everyone's drinking
>everyone's drunk
>I throw up on the deck in berthing
>EN2 Anon throws up in a shoe box in berthing
>BMSN Nigger throws up in the sink
>HM1 Anon pisses in his rack that night
>next morning, drags it down to our berthing and replaces it with a mattress in an empty rack
>CWO4 Anon finds out, makes him walk with his pissed stained mattress through the ship back to his berthing and down again with the stolen mattress
>wake up, go to the head
>marines from berthing across from us destroyed the head with vomit
>tip toe in shower shoes over filth to piss
>leave port 2 days later
>5 more months of this
>mfw

Realities of being deployed, going corpsman after degree would love to know anything.

>>33444830
Deployment?
http://em-log.blogspot.com/2009/03/serious-as-heart-attack.html

>>33444875
FMF, with muhreenz 8404

>>33444811
1371

>>33444830

you have a degree and want to be an enlisted corpsman..? don't waste your time

>>33445078
In it for the experience and to say I've done something besides work and die in my shitty little home town.

>>33444622
>enlist at 18
>regret it immediately
>get stuck in desert
>hating life in general
>endure 4 years of groundhogs day
>EAS
>happy life now

>>33445101
Go OCS, then
Or don't; there are plenty of idiots wearing khaki already.