Melee

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>>33443823

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Most of my Knife collection. Also have a cold steel shorty as a nigger beater beer my trucks driver seat. Use it to knock coyotes out too during winter.

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>>33444135

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A Swiss surplus bayonet and a kukri blade i got from Nepal. Basically the only weapons i have

>>33444244
what are those cuts in kukri for?

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>>33443823
You'll be surprised by how light yet sturdy a sledgehammer handle is.

Or how painful it is to get hit by one.

>>33444349
If you mean the cut next to the handle, its for stopping the blood from dripping down to the handle by making it drop more easily

>>33444112
So do people actually use these or are they just display items you put on the mantle over your fireplace?

>>33444380
Hm.

>>33444394
Someone post that webm of the guy shoving the entire thing up his ass

>>33444400
No thank you.

>>33444400
do it yourself and get banned

>>33444400
Is that even possible??? O.o

>>33444416
There is a very big red pill when you realize gay degeneracy is not just a pol meme

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>>33443823
i'd prefer wood but i've had one of these since i was a kid

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>>33444416
Spend some time on >>>/gif/ and you'll soon learn a lot of things are possible. Things you'll never be able to unsee.

>>33444400
Don't
>>33444416
Yes but it looks pretty painful

>>33444488
fuck that shit. just give me my normalfag hetero porn

>>33444371

Axe handle next time ok? retention pommel and a thinner strike face.

>>33444491
>>33444488
>>33444457
Had to look it up. Holy shit. I still can't believe it's possible.

>>33444400
>>33444416
>>33444457
>>33444488
>>33444566
is this /fit/ now?

>>33444416
You underestimate the flexibility of human anus and intestines.

Not that I blame you. I used to underestimate them too. It's quite amazing really.

>>33444394
>>33444400
>>33444416
>>33444488
>>33444491
>>33444566
Theres a large insertion thread on /gif/ right now

>>>/gif/10262666

muh dik

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Shashka!

>ocelot how did you get the name shalashashka?

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>>33443823

>>33444694
Are you saying that's your melee weapon, or are you saying that in response to the extreme dildo insertions?

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>>33444722

Heh. From the thumbprint It looked like a couple of toothpick sized toys. Then I clicked and realized the background wasn't a hand.

Hand axe. I used a have a machete in my bugout bag then realized it was useless for most purposes. This thing lets me deal with practical tasks but still has some weapon use on the side.

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>>33443823
are bayonets melee or just a weapon accessory?

>>33444380
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PPAJloj6xA
Nobody's quite sure. Most likely it was a gimmick/decoration/trademark at some point and just stuck.

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>>33445023

the OKC3S would've been the GOAT bayonet if not for the serrations on the blade.

>>33445023

On those plastic modern rifles they are useless.

>>33444639

Holy shit. That can't be good for your body.

>>33445071
it feels a inch and a half too long too. or maybe im just a manlet and can't find a good place to put it on my kit
>>33445079
I think they have their place if the bayonet reach is greater than arms length. If the barrel is carbine length then it is extra useless

>>33445221

Why not get an M9?

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>Melee weapons
Life is not a vidya game, kiddos

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Choppy things.

>>33445221

Also, yo u have to consider the sturdiness of the rifle itself. If the rifle is a flimsy, light, plastikky thing then it won't be able to handle the abuse of you shoving it into somebody at full force, let alone a full on charge.

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>Melee thread

SUMMONING MELEE GUY!

Are you alive? Haven't heard from you for quite a while. Hope you're not in prison...

>>33444995
>Hultafors
min bror

>>33443833

BAH GAWD

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If you are within melee range, you've already fucked up badly

>>33447849

is that you salt bae?

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>no fists

>>33444244
Kukris are super gay

>>33449833
you're so ghey that you almost got quad dubs

[spoiler]but you faqiled faget[/spoiler]

>>33449833
I am legitimately offended

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>>33443833
I'M MAD

>>33448058
is this a joke

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Hassan chop.

>>33445023
How the fuck has no one said shit about your toes?!

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>>33443823
Don't have any pictures of it by itself but I have a bigass wrench I stole from some Tankers when I was in 29 Palms and carried it with me all the way to durka dan land and back

Hope to get a kill with it one day

>>33445023

dude did you drop you gun on your toe?

>>33445023
kek looking at this on my phone i thought the pistol was attached.
then i saw your extra toe.
wtf m8?

>>33444244

Swiss bayonets are god teir, along with the No. 3 enfeild bayonet

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>>33443823

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>>33443823

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>>33443823

>>33449833
I'll tell you what's gay

Me for those sexy gurkhas

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Now this is a knife

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>>33443823

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>>33452669
that's not a knife, that's a spoon

>>33450957


kek'd

Our childhoods were great.

>>33452717

Shut up Meg.

>>33452717

I see you've played knifey spoony before

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Going to attach some of these to a bat.
Just gave it a paracord meme handle wrap.

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Y'all should make your own melee weapons.

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>>33454035

>>33443833
kek

>>33444724
kek

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>>33454035
I painted my bat, does that count?

>>33454073
You need to go further.
Add some barbed wire.
Then electrify it.

>>33454073
cat with the bat ?

>>33454099
What's the one on the bottom?

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>>33454038

>>33454121
Street signs are aluminum though??
Just a prop? Looks nice.

>>33454119
it's a hydraulic piston off a train that derailed

>>33454135
i forgot to mention, it extends out 14 extra inches

>>33449833
t.spy

>>33454131
It won't handle any more than 3 actual impacts but it's enough to ruin someones day real fast.
I made it just for fun and decided to use it for my AP art class portfolio.
>tfw transporting literal weapons into school and no one can say shit cuz muh art.

>>33454135
Brutal. Can you post the whole thing?

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>>33454195
here senpai

i remember it extending out longer, maybe more like 9 inches but it's really hard to force it back in once it's extended

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>>33443823

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>>33454099
Ayy, I built a hammer just like that one.

>>33454254
Bruce Leevovich

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>>33453969

>>33454254
When you absolutely must destroy your wrists

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>>33454079
That sounds like a fire hazard, I'm going to need another bat.
>>33454084
Like this?

>>33445023
Nice toe my nig

>>33443833
fpbp