ITT: most /k/ characters in their respective media

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>>33442355
Robert Muldoon

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Burt Gummer

No real soldier would wrap his ammo belts around himself like that
Nor would they have their knife blade side up

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Major Kong

For this scene alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ynY5NvYsZY [Embed]


>Gets off his seat
>Opens safe
>Viewers all wonder what kind of secret code book he will retreive from inside
>brings a fucking cowboy hat
>Well boys, I reckon this is it: Nuc'lear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies

This scene is so fucking funny/badass I have no words

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>>33442538

>>33442538
>I have never been in the military, watched a doku or browsed /k/ - T.H.E. post

Pro tip: machine guns chug tons of ammo

>>33442355
He got Cowboy killed directly.
He was an insubordinate retard.

>>33442527
hurrka durr he's a centrist who said HE would prefer not to own guns, but that makes him a gun grabbing liberal durrrrrrrr obligatory post

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>>33442355
Fuck the NFA, we got commies to slaughter

>>33442560
OP here. I'll add that in short timers, which everyone from lusthog appears, he kills that rock dude with a frag.
while he's a blue on blue dumbshit, goddamn if he isn't the best fucking one there is.
I suggest you all read short-timers if you haven't, it's far darker than FMJ, and it's what FMJ is based on.
obligatory link;
>https://msuweb.montclair.edu/~furrg/i2l/shorttimers.pdf

>>33442538
>Nor would they have their knife blade side up
Why? I remember seeing POG marines do that when I was deployed. I thought it was neat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYHxOdqepl8

>>33442717
>Loves guns
>Social awkward, possibly autistic
>Adult virgin
>Lived with his parents and sister most his life
Truly, /k/ as fuck.

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>in;b4 "N-nuh uh, Trombley was way more /k/"
Search your hearts anons, you know it to be true

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SING BROTHER KOCH

>>33442538
They do both and there a shitload pictures of both being done in the field. That's called scout carry and it makes sense for a guy trudging through the jungle.

Don't even start with that "easy for an enemy to take your knife" shit either

>>33443135
Well, that guy was a fucking idiot, so maybe he can be day /k/

>>33442524
/thread

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>>33442355
>implying

>>33443130
>Implying Rudy and Iceman weren't /k/ as fuck

>>33443439
>"Get some" intensifies

>>33443871
Kek

>>33443862
Way too well adjusted for the likes of us. We are made up of Capt Americas, Trombleys, and Rays.

>>33443862
Nah, not autistic enough

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Kelly and Oddball from Kelly's Heroes is plenty /K/.
>Disregard war, acquire gold and Nazi loot.

>>33443915 (You)
>>33443927 (You)
>implying Whopper Jr, Walt, Pappy and co. weren't /k/ as fuck.

>>33443135
>supposedly most /k/ommando of them all
>goes blind because he shoved his face onto a lightbulb
>Him and extremely well armed goons get killed by one Mildly Angry Marge
Truly the /k/ing.

>>33444092
this.
gonna go buy some tintin books

>>33444576
Tintin is badass. I have the old BBC audiobooks. I've listened to them for over a decade.

They only made a few but they're pretty good.

>>33442524
>never shoots anything
>dies like a bitch

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Punisher depending on how he's written.

>>33442539
I love the scene where they receive their emergency box and list the contents

>Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.

>>33444620
Exactly

>>33442539

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>>33444620
Muldoon in the book was much more /k/ using ATGM's to kill T-Rex's and surviving the raptor attack by being a badass

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John Clark

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>>33442355
Crazy Earl is

Start at 3:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH5R4tgGdDk

>We're Jolly Green Giants walking the Earth... With Guns

>>33444932
>Abandoned by a bunch of yellow normies
checks out

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Seeing him jizz over the custom m1911 made me appreciate weapons more

>>33445421
?

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>>33443339
"Scout carry" is when the blade is horizontal across the small of your back. Pic related
I've heard >>33442355 referred to as "shoulder carry" and "inverted carry."

>>33444620
Pretty close to real life isnt it.

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>>33443915
>>33443927
Brad was an emotionally stunted forever alone who frequently got cucked by his former best friend and fiance
I'd say he's pretty /k/
[nospoilers]or I'm just projecting[/on/k/]

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>>33444921

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>carry a .44 mag into combat in indoors, cramped environments
>no earpro to speak of
>fuckin goofball
>has toy guns in his office like a sperg
>has no control over his life whatsoever

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>>33444092

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>>33442355

>>33445606
Resident Evil Carry

>>33444932
Sgt Elias lives!

>>33446053
one of my favorite internet pics man

>>33442539
>B-52 cockpit so authentic Kubrick was worried about being investigated by the FBI

what a fuckin movie

>>33443987
they're all pretty /k/

also
>those shitty Battle of the Bulge M48 Tigers next to Kelly's head.

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>>33444685

>>33446080
>Football star in college
>Decides to join the infantry
>Says dumb-ass ballsy shit to his DS
>Befriends a fellow retard and makes retarded plans for the future with him together
>Constantly getting jodi'd by jenny back home
>Operates fucking hard in the only firefight he ever gets into
>Disregards his Lt. like any good enlisted man would
>Gets the fucking medal of honor
>Shows the president his ass

Gump was the fucking epitome of "grunt style"

>>33443862
You think of both yourself and the rest of /k/ way too highly.

>>33444685

Comics are so fucking stupid.

The pro sports of literature.

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>>33445767
He's the man I aspire to be.

>>33442524
>litrally goes into danger once
>dies without killing anything

He got punked by a giant chicken

>>33447769
kek

>GUUUUUUUUUUUUMMP!!!!!!!!

also:

Autistically reassembles rifle and keeps equipment and personal items in OCD order at all time

>>33446115
kek original Resident Evil is where my mind immediately goes when I see it too.

>>33445226

This

>>33442524
he was my hero growing up

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>>33444921
he got the no-guns BERG treatment in the movie

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>>33442602

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>>33448664

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>>33443130
Trombley was as kay as Macharius Solar
WHOPPPP
ERRRRR
JUUUNEEE
YOORRRRRR

>>33447769
This
Gump was operator as fuck

>>33442712
/ourguy/

>>33448693
LOADING TEAM STEP AWAY

>>33448693
the fuck is the dude on the right doing with his right hand?

>>33444775
You know they dubbed that scene over?
You can still see his lips move with the original line: "Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that"

But Dr Stragelove was set to premier at the end of November, 1963

So...they went back and dubbed it over with Vegas. I wonder if Kubrick helped with that one too...

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>>33448757
probably holding a cali legal ar15

>>33448724
nothing gets me harder than european imperials operating on gallantry and genuine bloodlust
wish there were more characters like him

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>>33448784

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>>33442355

>>33445589
I think anon was talking about this https://youtu.be/-sTgRA2BlZs

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>>33448784
>>33448853

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>>33442538
I carried a knife similar to pic related blade side up on my belt. I didn't have room for it on my flak and if I carried it blade side down, the handle would've been underneath my flak, i.e. undrawable.

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My g-d, what a bunch of plebs

>>33444932
What movie is this? I've taken a liking to Willem Dafoe lately.

>>33448975
platoon

>>33443130
Good choice, Anon.
Captain America is best America

>>33449000
Nah, thats definitely not him playing SGT Elias.

>>33448907
why not a boot knife?

>>33442355
>animal mother is objectively the best character in FMJ

Only afta ya eat the peanuts outta ma sheeat!

>>33449021
I just bought it at a PX in Kyrgyzstan before the actual deployment because I liked the reversible clip and the adjustable draw tension sheath. Basically I thought it was cool and I was a gear queer.

>>33442539

>protip

Glen Beck was in that movie, was part of Major Kong's crew. :D

>>33448975
Clear and Present Danger.

>>33443862
I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUUUUDYYYY

>>33448927
can't believe I had to scroll this far to find him

>>33444932
>Tfw there will never be a "Without Remorse" movie starring a young(ish) Willam Dafoe
Why even live?

>>33442539
The best part is nobody told Slim Pickens it was a comedy, they only gave him the portions of the script that took place in the bomber and had him play it completely straight.

Dude was pissed when he found out.

>>33448975
Clear and Present Danger

Pretty operator flick

>>33449143

>Game over, man. Game over!

RIP Pfc.

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>To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut that takes on three Tigers!!

>>33442527
/thread

>>33449346
It actually helped him become a respected actor.Of course he was pissed at first but he got off light... Kubrick did worse to get the performance he wanted from actors. See: Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

>>33449132
was it a good?

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>>33449667
Such a good. The cunts that checked our bags on the way home confiscated it along with my butterfly knife because it had a double edged blade. I loved that fuggin knife and I can't remember for the life of me what it was called. I still wonder what happened to it.

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>>33448879
Notice the Flamethrowers is a giant cock and the gernades are his balls and he is cumming flames!

>>33450107
To be fair, who else is there in the series to compare to?

>>33442355
Haggard from BFBC is the most /k/ vidya character.

Roach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LZn95QumW8

>>33450126
Wow alan moore is a genius

>>33449964
why didnt you mail it anon?

>>33442524
Refer to book Muldoon.

>>33444685
Which Punisher comic is this from?

>>33450564
Punisher: Born. The best thing the character's name on it.

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>>33442355

>>33449014
the jungle confused me

>>33442717
fucking loved that guy. those cocksuckers just had to pull some game of thrones bullshit.

>>33448693
>reads filename
>looks at pic
>closeenough.jpg

>>33444047
>goes blind because he shoved his face onto a lightbulb

uh, the mary sue shot at him and he caught a ricochet to the face, causing him to lose his sight.

>>33448751
GEOFFREY RAISE THE GATE

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>>33442355
the last quiet professional in the Aliens series.

>33442524

If you actually read the book, the main character gets a grenade launcher blows the fuck out of everything.

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"I ain't got time to bleed."

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>>33448887
>picking him over based Stonebridge

come on yall

>>33445226
Holy shit I forgot about this guy. Totally fits. Is some how deeply philosopical, completely phony, kinda harmless, and utterly terrifying all at once, while being possibly autistic and utterly forgettable.

>>33448669
"Everyone's thinking on quittin', except Robert."

>>33443345
if you watch this clip, you'll see his sub-par trigger discipline

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C'mon guys, be honest with yourselves.

>>33454587
And there's the ND with the Uzi

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>>33448083
I wish I was a big guy for you so i could be more like him

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>>33453255
Stonebridge is objectivly the most oper8r of oper8rs on TV however is he /k/? He was married for a start and isnt a massive sperg.

Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is pretty /k/. Well, Hunter S. Thompson was pretty /k/, to be accurate. Of course, most people on here won't like him because he's too leftist.

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>>33457021
Did you ever see the footage of him getting into a gunfight with his neighbor?

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>>33457021
Speaking of lefty /k/ authors, this man's George Washington Hayduke was /k/ incarnate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjpObUPEJpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEz3-FT3wW4

He does a similar character on Saving Private Ryan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75XewGgSMUg

>>33447769

>... I wanna go home, Forest.

...but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam.

Every. Time.

>>33447769

fucking kek

>>33448724

id let jason isaacs fuck my tight lil boi pucci

no homo

>>33457130
Hell yeah. Cracks me up every time.

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>>33443130
Gen. Kill was aesthetic wet dream, lets be honest here.

>>33448927
>>33449228
these

>>33449143

F

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>>33443130
I genuinely worry that I will be like Captain America if I get into Marine OCS and commission successfully after I graduate.

The greatest fear is that I'll never even realize it.

>>33443130

the show didn't even do justice as to how absolutely fucking batshit he was.

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>>33443345

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>>33450126
Now I can't unsee it

>>33448711
When he started cracking during.................. I think Peleliu really got to me.

>>33458107
The thing that got me was that it appeared to be a fairly regular occurence. I hope one day I can have a neighbor that I have half hearted gun battles with.

>>33458517
He was always nuts. Scrubbing his dick with a wire bore brush was part of his morning routine.

>>33457021
>Hunter S. Thompson was pretty /k/
>>33457130
>Did you ever see the footage of him getting into a gunfight with his neighbor?
>>33458107
>Hell yeah. Cracks me up every time.

Go on youtube. Not disapointed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic

>>33458603
Even fucking better, I forgot he had a Luger.

>>33453264
Exactly, he's /k/ incarnate

He knows his way around a fight, he spergs out about weird shit, he gets in the zone in his element and yet he makes a complete boot move like picking an inconspicuously place toy bunny in the middle of a war zone and gets himself killed

Thats exactly how I'd imagine a /k/ommando would go out in the 'Nam, either that or dropping dead on patrol from some kind of flesh eating disease he got from a Saigon hooker

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Sgt. Barnes doesn't think of the children.

>>33443130
>tfw you're probably right

>>33448791

underrated

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>>33442355
I'll see you animal mother and raise you sgt elias.

>>33442355
Sgt. Hartman was by far a better character.

>>33459850
but the thing is, he had no character. the dude was literally just "asshole DI that gets killed", although he was still a good character nonetheless, I don't think he was the best.
although, fuck rafter man.

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>>33457480
You what mate?

>>33456648
i love that scene and kinda feel bad for bradly

he sees the fucking up in the millitary is going to create more enemies so tries to help but can't so ends up giving up

poor guy ended up in the catering core in the end

>>33448724

Though I wouldn't kill a bunch of white Christians in a church, other than that I like his character

Handjob was the embodiment of /k/. To bad he was never shown.

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You disappoint me /k/

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Sgt Rock

>>33457021
Hunter was more Libertarian than anything.

>>33448784

>gets thrown out a fucking window

>>33461354
*Defenestrated

>>33452220

CHOOT HEEEERRR! CCCHHHHHOOOOOOTTTT HHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

>>33443130
Probably true. I can't say that I wouldn't be taking AKs and acting off some idea that I could deny the enemy transport.

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>>33444620
>I never read the book.

>>33459153
>gets into a gunfight with his neighbor
>with a Luger
I just can't stop liking this guy more and more

>>33443130
>autist who never communicates properly
>likes slavshit
>always talking about the vietcong
>takes war trophies
>FIX BAYONETS
yup he's /k/

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>>33448032
*western comic

fixed for you

>>33458561
What get's me is clearly they're both ok, so do they just decide to stop, or do they sign a treaty? How does this work?

>>33443439
>157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo

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>>33460081

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>>33462902
That was just his Friday night, probably until he died.

> tfw your crazy fuck neighbor died
> no more gunfights as the sun sets

>>33462067
I'm gonna need the sauce on that to see if she gets fucked by or in a tank or something.

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>>33444685
Looking forward to the show

>>33442538
I do this shit on every field OP. Hell, I go out of my way to find a pack of Lucky Strikes to put in my ACH band. FTXs are war games. I do what I want.

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Who are we trying to kid? This pic, and you all know it, is the most /k/ character

>>33449143
F

>>33464241

/thread

>>33463639
She gets fucked by the girl wearing the bunny suit, Anon. I don't remember the source but it was very cute overall.

>>33448032
Y

>>33465540
>EY JORDY I NEED A PISTOL MAG
>FUCKING DUMPS THE ENTIRE MAG AT A CROWD OF SKINNIES

>>33449143
>>33465540
F

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>>33465540
F

But seriously, pic related is /k/ if there is /k/ in Mogadishu

>spends too much time in front of a computer
>more worried about beverages than combat
>not going by his real name
>v& for IRL CP

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>>33447769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEfvn1Q7gZY

>>33464072
Like they aren't going to cuck the shit out of it, come on.

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>>33464241
Abu Hajaar
the /k/'est of /k/
also
pic related

>>33442538

Not only do real soldiers do it, but it's not limited to machine gunners and automatic riflemen. Riflemen did, and sometimes still do, carry MG ammo in small belts like that, as well as mortars and demo. It's called spread loading.

>>33448194
WHYDIDYOUPUTTHATWEAPONTOGETHERSOQUICKLYGUMP?

>>33465709
dude he was based off turned out to be a massive paedo, too.

>>33458578
A MARINE WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO KEEP THEMSELVES CLEAN

>>33466175
Same thing happened with the real Gunny Sixta from Generation Kill

>>33442355
>>33450773
Or Jayne Cobb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd5VGB97a9Q

>>33449143
>>33450773
I always got Bill Paxton and Adam Baldwin confused.

>>33456962
Stonebridge is fuckin man crush as fuck - no homo (maybe slightly)

>>33449143
F

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>>33445421

Agreed. Favorite scene in the game for literally that

>>33466192
See, you cannot expect a man to spend that long in the Marine infantry and not have debilitating mental issues.

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>>33465540
>gordy's gone, man

the way he just casually drops it

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Nobody beats Sly Marbo

>>33460081
He's way more operator in the book though

Also, since nobody brings it up, fucking Felix from John Steakley's Armor

>>33459731
>Elias
>Not Bunny

"You see that fuckin head come apart man?"

>>33449143
F

>>33457379
:'(

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>>33442355
>total Gear Queer
>bad social skills
>sucks at bounty hunting
>only friend was his dad
>eternally a wagecuck for a fat rich man
>remains anon under the mask
>ultimately gets defeated by a blind person

*Jetpacks behind you*
heh, nothin personal, kid

>>33468842
Ain't never seen brains like that

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>>33466041
that's /po/ you troglodyte

>wanted complete worldwide death
>hated commies
>became obsessed with murdering commies
>was racistas fuck when he ran for president
>it ain't me as fuck
>removed katanas every chance he got
>wanted to nuke katanaland again
>would've loved both iraqs
godspeed you glorious, nip-removing, gook killing, commie-hating bastard.

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>knows how to use every gun he picks up
>literally states he's been in sexual relationships with his guns (and then cries as he states he cheated on one for another)
>acts generally autistic
>has a pretty grim outlook on life
>always sarcastic. always.
>has a SHTF safehouse filled with guns, ammunition, heavy weaponry (explosives, RPG's, miniguns etc) and plushies

how am i the only one who's posted this?

>>33460160
>"Capitalism is the greatest scam of all time"

Dude was a socialist, but he was /k/ as fuck.

>>33466175
Used to work with that dude at a Coffee shop in Ithaca. Massive sperg.

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>>33442538
>he actually believes this

>>33470565
/k/ needs to remember that being /k/ doesn't mean only right wing gun lovers, it's everybody

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>>33471260
> doesn't mean only right wing gun lovers
>only right wing gun lovers
>right wing gun lovers
i smell a commie. Rev up the engines.

>>33454587
>>33456648
So he is /k/ as fuck

>>33468210
>>33465540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7x4bqErFw

Every damn time. :(

>>33449143
F

>>33468221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33471260
being /k/ is admitting the natural laws of violence that supersede the ideals than men attempt to control other men with. which is irreconcilable with leftism.
>inb4 "my special brand of leftism"
mark my words, these lefty faggets from reddit will be the death of /k/. 4chan has already been dead for years, i just come to 4/k/ cuz other k boards are way to slow. Not even /pol/, i just want to talk about guns without some liberal faggets getting in my face about the fact that theyre liberal faggets.
"any group not explicitly right wing will eventually become left wing" -cant remember who

>>33459707
RIP Lemmy you will be missed.

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>>33474118
fuck off with this faggy shit

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This version of ol' mr. Castle is the /k/ayest of them all.

>>33448873
Bad ass movie

>>33442527
Nothing can top Burt imo.

>>33449143
f

>>33474266

I really hope X8 posts this

>>33444685
Jacked off to this scene when i was younger.
Huh.

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Just tell him someone stole his liquor and watch him go to work.

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Joanna Dark.

>>33450135
the mountains of dead schmucks that died trying to do what doom guy did.

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>>33449143
Much love for Hudson, but Hicks is ready for anything.

>>33474266
Which punisher comic is that?

>>33474609
Here you go friendo
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Punisher-2014

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>>33474646
>http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Punisher-2014

>>33474593
I admire him I really do. I would never be prepared for a 'No ammo allowed' order like he was

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it's all about one shot

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I'm right where I need to be.

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>>33446053
>ifunny
What did he mean by this?

>>33449143
It's canon he survived the attack in the movie
:^>

>>33442355
Came here to post this. Also Archer, Sterling Archer.

>>33475546
Lana.

LANA.

LANAAAAAAA!!!

I raise you
Tombstones doc holiday for our fedora crowd

Sniper/the substitute guy. Seriously k what the fuck are you all a bunch of kids no one ever mentions these movies.

Boris the blade, aka boris the bullet dodger.

Bullet tooth tony, one upper my gun is better than yours dickswinging general threads

>>33443130
You need to be more like Trombley.

>>33442355
FMJ was a shit movie

>>33468024
He's basically a fudd if you think about it.

>>33475594
Boris the blade, aka boris the bullet dodger.

> boris the sneaky fuckin' russian more like

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>>33469381
>/po/

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jack ripper is /k/ as fuck.

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>>33474165
but he's completely right. ever single leftist politician you vote into office is opposed to everything we stand for here. /k/ is inadvertently, constistently, and most likely permanently, a right wing board and subject matter. trot on you communist wannabe

>>33463340
>Thems all confirmed

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A'YO

>>33448875
Holy shit that detail. What did normies think of this cutscene?

>>33465978
they did a pretty good job with him in the Dare Devil series

>>33448907
I found this knife in the parking lot at my old job

>>33448757
Maybe he's got a hellfire trigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7X8vrtluRY

>>33458603
Didn't this gunfight happen because his neighbor hated his peacocks or something?

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>>33469381
>/po/

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>>33443439

>>33469531
Also had his brain fired by drugs. It has been previously established that a sizabpe amount of /k/ use some sort of amphetamine regularly.

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Who's more /k/, Pullo or Vorenus?

Pullo
>Autistic dedication to Caesar
>loves his unit
>too stupid to lead but more than ballsy enough to fight and win
>heart of a lion
>makes women wetter than october
>spent the entirety of his war pay on whores
>bit off somebody's fucking tongue
>doesn't mince his words around patricians

Vorenus
>Mall ninja who loves money
>literally a US Army 2nd LT
>got cucked by his wife while at war
>got cucked by Mark Anthony into being his bitch
>becomes a real nigga son of Hades

>>33454587
Considering how many ND threads happen poor trigger discipline is key in being a /k/ character

>>33474442
>Girl
>Social skills

not doing well so far

>solution to POSSIBLE alien invasion is to travel to their home world and murder every single one of them

better

>>33477657
>THAT GIRL'S VIRGINITY WASN'T YOURS TO LOSE!
>https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/crime/2014/11/19/sgt-maj-sixta-generation-kill-child-molestation-sentencing/19298495/

>>33468956
>hasnt read any of the star wars books
The Fett man was a renowned bounty hunter and was getting paid fat stacks by the empire, those stupid movies do him no justice

>>33477946
>Only had sex once
>Hates commies
>Is ok with nuking everything
>Is ok with blue-on-blue
>B O D I L Y F L U I D S

>>33479382
>implying the books count
nerd

>>33476330
>TROMBLEY!?.....TROMBLEY!!!!???

>>33448711
When did Gunny's become the way they are?

Or were they always like that since the beginning of time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu51rszgotI

>>33479468
WHOPPER JUNIOR

>>33448032
When comics try to be edgy they are at their worst.

>>33466110
>bay-cause you told me to drill sar-gant

>>33471260
>not having an autistic binary point of view
GETOUTREEEEEEEEEEE

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Andre

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>No Col. Quaritch
C'mon guys

>>33479692
that's the way of the world kiddo
Democrat, the party with the most leftist views = antigun
Republican, the right wing party = progun

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>>33478730
Octavian
>booksmart beta male
>wants to fuck his sister
>gets bullied by chad
>initiates beta uprising
>outmanuvers neurotypicals in both combat and politics

and in what was was vorenus a mallninja?

>>33459731
elias was a hippy faggot who thought the vc dindu nuffin. there wasnt anyone really /k/ in that movie, since barnes liked to kill friendlies.

>>33479713
more like
>Democrat, the party with the most leftist views = violently antigun
>Republican, the right wing party = just barely not anti-gun

>>33449143
F

>>33479800

>Final War of the Roman Repubic
>beta uprising

kek

>>33479368
>>33477657
truthfully the fact that he's a child molester makes him about right for the /d/egenerates in /AK/. anyway, I'd put money on it.

>>33475585
WHAT!!!

>>33482090
>hazard region

>>33479697
Andre's obviously never used a Glock

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>>33444685

Dogs of war

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>scroll through thread
>no one posted this yet
>da_fuq_m8.jpeg

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>>33475594
>Tombstones doc holiday
Indeedamundo.

>>33483722
I'm reading the book and goddamn it I wish I was born earlier so I could have been a mercenary in Africa.

>>33445606
A backstabber's dream

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>>33446053

>>33449143
F

>>33458481
i want to know more