would you trade your guns for a gf if you could /k/ ?

I can't put a silencer on a gf, so no.

>>33442193
You totally can. The question is where do you attach the bayonet?

>>33442196
something something her anus.

>>33442191
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33442191
Well yeah, that's why I have so many guns.

>>33442191
I'd trade my gf for guns

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No

>>33442191
>TRADING GUNS FOR GF
>GF IS MANCA
MY BODY IS READY, OP

>>33442252
ZIGA DONT HURT ME I AM SO SORRY

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>>33442252
timestamp it

>>33442191
>tfw nogunz and no gf

No. Not my guns.

And besides that if I can't find one that naturally wants to be with me there's no point in it anyway.

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>>33442267
Come and take them

Only if it meant my ex wife would come back. She stayed the 7 times she caught me cheating. I'd give anything for an 8th.

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>>33442331
You're the reason why feminism exists. Good Job.

Only if she has a feminine penis

>>33442193
fpbp imo

>>33442193
>his penis can't fill a girl's mouth
get a better hyper weapon bruh

>>33442331
>She stayed the 7 times she caught me cheating. I'd give anything for an 8th.
Wait, I'm confused. Does that mean you want her to catch you cheating an 8th time? Or are you trying unsuccessfully to say that she already did catch you and leave you, and you want the 8th second chance she never gave you?

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>>33442191
Fuck no, dude. I had a gf and thought God had personally answered my prayers. But instead he was actually mocking me.

I have 11 years invested in my gun collection, it's my longest personal relationship ever.

>>33442193
fpbp

those who don't agree are turbovirgins who never had business with women

>>33442191
I have a wife, why would I need MORE women to deal with?

>trade the zero guns I have for a GF
>stabilize
>gain self-confidence to finish college
>get better job with higher education
>dosh for days
>buy all the guns

already have a bf, I have no need for your fickle and anti-gun women

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No, but if I could trade my gf for guns I fucking would.

I'm breaking up with her later today after she went on a psychotic rant on social media about me, she thinks I'm cheating on her (though I wish I were) and that it's a grand conspiracy that my whole family is 'in' on it. This is what I get for dating a /pol/ack.

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>mfw guns and a wife

>>33442554
>thinks a woman will give him confidence
Let me tell you how I know you have neither...

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I can get pussy anytime with my gat.

what's so great about a gf anywho?

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>>33442240
how many guns we talkin here?

would 2 AKs do it?

have gf, wtt, pst with offer

Which guns? All of them?

Which girl? Of my choosing?

Too many unknowns to answer.

>>33442191
Does she have to be 3DPD?

>>33442191
guns are better than women

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>My female turret can't be this cute!

>>33442351
>thinking (((feminism))) has anything to do with scumbag men

>>33442554
girls do the opposite anon. they ruin you on the inside

>>33442191

Fuck no. I've already got a wife and I can't wait to get rid of her. Why would I want ANOTHER woman around me?

>>33442193
FPBP
Apply benis to mouth.

>>33442351
That literally has nothing to do with feminism

>trade nothing for something
Yes.

>>33443186
if you ain't got love, you ain't got nothing.

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Anyone ITT know what this weapon called pls?

I'd trade my gf for more guns tbqh

>>33442240
for the right guns same
>>33442982
If i could keep them thru loophole ( prohib in Canada)
Yes.

>>33442464
8th chance she never gave me, like a redemption thing.

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>>33443233
>love
>anything more than being horny for a girl while being able to slightly stand the her

>>33443329
you have a lot of problems.

>>33442191
lets said if i could choose between this gun and this girl then it would be a really tough decision.

>>33442191
Would my wife get mad?

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>>33442300
>LCR
>put the slim Tamer grip on it

I like you, Anon.

>>33442331
Wow

You'd think you'd either learn your lesson, or get better at cheating

u suk

no guns

no gf

:(

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>>33442331
Hell I'd give all my guns to guarantee I'd never see my ex-wife again, but she had an affair once and that was that.

Also, you dumb.

>>33442193
Fbpb

>>33442191
No, gfs are actually pretty awful.

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>>33442191
Can I trade in the GF for more guns? Bitches be expensive.

>>33442191
no, my guns wont leave me or sleep with other dudes

>>33442191
Only if it came with a garantee that she wouldn't turn into a raging bitch kunt.
Of course thats inpossible so no, i probly wouldnt.

>>33443262
It's called a Trap-15

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>>33442193

>>33442191
A gun will always take care if me, will always bring me joy, protect me in my greatest of need, and not leave me. If something goes wrong, there is always a logical reason why and can be remedied. Girlfriends are fickle, and bring disappointment and despair. When something goes wrong, there is never logic to it and only builds up some sort of grudge

>>33442191
>gf last 60 years tops
>gun last hundreds of years

gun win

>>33443262
AIRSHIT
>it blows

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>>33444114
>tfw recently got to know a grill
>she shoots better then me
>confusedboner.jpg

>>33442191
What fun is this?

>>33442331
Most people leave after one act of infidelity, scumbag

>>33444114

DO NOT ALLOW FRIENDS TO USE THE FUCKING TEACUP GRIP.

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>>33442191
For Manca?
Theyre as good as sold.
We will be together soon my Slovenian princess.

GF's and wives come and go. Guns stay with you for life.

>>33443446
yes that stock gum rubber on muh flab was bad news bears
>>33444197
https://youtu.be/bSd_E6s1V9o?t=36s

>>33444197
https://youtu.be/z5HYTTdCjLo

>>33443090
All guns but not ammo, mags, or optics for a 6.5/10 that you do not choose but is going to be decent looks-wise and not completely insane.

Mental health varies*

>>33443262
Yeah it is airshit but it's just some AR clone with one of those shitty magwell grips and an EOTech.

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>>33444935
Lord no. Not saying I've got a shit ton of firearms, but probably $3,200 (paid, not CMV) spread between 7 guns, but a 6.5 would be a huge settle for me. I'm not some Adonis, but to the right girl a solid 8/10. So why drop $3,200 on someone that I would be probably be unsatisfied with, especially long term?

All guns for a wildly unapproachable dime, sure. A couple guns for a 6.5, probably. All guns for settle? Nah.

CZ455 varmint not pictured.

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>>33445280
> The book behind Metro Last Light
Excuse the fuck?

No
I'd trade a gf for a f/a mp5ksd

>>33442191
>not already having a redhead gf that enjoys shooting
But if it really came down to it, I'd have one hell of a time deciding. It'd be depressing as hell to lose either. I've spent too many years building it up to what it is.
I'd probably choose a 100% loyal gf just because she occupies my time a lot better than guns. It's not like guns are the only thing in this world that brings me joy.

I already have both and we both have adidas jump suits so nope

>>33446729
but OP didn't give you the option to keep both

>>33442191
what all 24 of them ?

I had a gf once...
Don't need to do that again.
My guns don't get angry at me for caring.

>>33442191
36 yo kissless virgin here and : no.

>>33442191
Change the post to 'qt3.14bf' and I might consider it, maybe.

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>>33442193

>>33442191
I would trade a .40 glock or a Remshit 12 gauge to get the ex back, yeah.

>>33446697
Pics?

>>33444114
>no ass at all
at least you have a gf thou

>>33442191
no but i would trade my wife for guns

>>33447296
>Pics?
Nah, she wouldn't appreciate it.
She jogs a bit over miles a day, so you can make assumptions based on that.

>>33447346
Meh, I like em a bit doughy. Don't much like dating a real athletic woman, but like hooking up with them better, strangely.
Good on ya for not being a creep and posting pictures anyway like some on here will do.

Without a gun, I can't shoot myself.
With a gf, I may not want to shoot myself.

Feelsbadman

>>33444114
WERE YOU TRYING TO FIND OUT THE MAXIMUM IMAGE LIMIT??

>>33442191
Women ruin everything so no

>>33442191

On one hand, it'd be neat to have a girlfriend again. On the other, I'd feel bad for someone if they had to be my girlfriend.

I think I'll keep the guns, at least this way everyone involved is at least moderately happy.

>>33442191
nigga fuck no

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>>33442191
>tfw i would trade in all my guns for a traditional qt

>>33442191
Guns are much, much, much more useful than most women

I'm married, so no.

>>33448179
h-hi anon

I'm married, and my wife goes shooting with me sometimes.

I'll go with no. Also I feel like op asked one of those questions that if you have to ask you can't afford it. You can't afford guns or a woman in your life, if you're asking stupid stuff like this.

>>33447620
She doesn't have some overly athletic body or anything. You'd be into it.

>>33442609
Probably because she's the one actually cheating and wants to pin "it" on you.

>>33442191
No. I'm a /k/ommando not an /r9k/ faggot.

I only own one gun and it's still in production. I'll just buy more.

>>33448885
Married to a woman for nearly two decades who shoots and owns guns. Her preferred piece is either her 3" 686 or my 92FS (her hands are small and thus she has trouble with the controls on the 92FS so she sticks to wheel guns for her house gun)

>My non politically aware wife's answer to someone who was preaching to her about gun control (she works at a hospital) "Well, that's just stupid. How are the good people supposed to protect themselves from the bad people."

Why would I trade my guns for a side piece to lose my guns, half my shit, and a keeper who has put up with deployments, me working as an expat, being a cop's wife, and who raises no eyebrows at new guns showing up or mystery packages from UPS other than to ask when we are going to the range and if she can shoot it?

>>33444114
> chicklean.jpg

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>>33447620
>I like em a bit doughy
>doughy
>dough
Disgusting

Definitely, I can buy more guns but no amount of money will ever bring her back to me.

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>>33442191
I would not even trade my wifes guns for a gf.

Repeatedly posted pic related.

No because you can use guns to temporarily get a "gf".

>>33453790
I'm right here anon.

>>33457805
That put a sick pit in my stomach and I'm not even the dude you replied to you douche.

I can buy more guns. I don't think I could get a gf. So I would trade my guns. I don't have that many guns regardless.

>>33442331
I realky don't understand how some people can have multiple women willing to have sex with them in the same general time frame.

>>33444114
tell her to grow her hair out

>>33458030
Sorry... Do you miss someone too anon?

>have neither
>get gf
>than get guns
nothing lost everything gained

No i was divorced raped, My first gf after that tried to turn me into a homo, by whispering it into my ear as i slept so she could have my credit card.

>>33442240
It'd have to be good, like a mosin nagant or an sks, you know, something rare

>>33443262
how many times will you ask this? Fucking 12 y/o emo faggot, go away.

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>>33451227

>not knowing of the massive overlap between /k/, /r9k/, and /pol/

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>>33442191
No. Unless you see any sexy raptors/dragons around.

>>33442331
Story?

>>33442240
This. I'd take a .22 lr for my girl.

>>33442609
This means that she's absolutely cheating on you and the side guy has convinced her to "leave you"

You're making the right decision, anon, we're proud of you.

>>33458183
We're on /k/

We're all missing someone

Honestly, I need a gf in my life right now. You can't replicate the warm embrace of soft hands on your own with guns. I could buy guns at a dozen shops in my county, but love is much harder to find.

>>33459109
not same anon but

>not giving a shit about some those lonely fags or what they do in their free time

>>33459678
Do I know you? What's your story?

>>33459635
:(

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>>33459635
Damn nigga I came here to look at guns and argue, not feel these feels

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>>33459635
fuck dude, 4chan is my escapism, I didn't open a feels thread

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>>33442240

>>33460093
>>33460362
>>33460815
I took what he said to mean we were missing our shots at someone

>>33460362
Damn this is depressing.

I miss you anon... are you out there?

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No guns so yes I would
Where is my gf?

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>tfw you're in a relationship with someone you hate because you're deathly afraid of being alone
I'd trade in real human contact for more guns any day of the week.

>>33442191

But anon, with guns, I can get all the gfs I need..Though the neighbors are starting to get suspicious at all my new gardens.

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>>33442191
No
>have guns
>take woman
>stockholm syndrome
>make woman one of many concubine
have you not heard of rape and pillage?

>>33442191
Sure. I can just buy more guns after.

Can i trade for a bf instead?

wtb bf

;_;

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>>33457805
S-stop

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>>33442946
>Mfw I know that feel
>Mfw I just bought my wife her carry piece and she signed up for her CCW class
>Mfw she always asks when we can go shooting again
>Mfw she wants to learn how to strip and clean her Glock and ar

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>got in an argument with a gf and haven't talked to her for a week now
>will give ti another day or two but at this point I already consider myself single
>noguns in a no gun country so can't even blow some steam on a range

what a time to be alive

>>33462205
is this a girl?

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>>33448179
>tfw

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>>33465335
That's the wrong one, I have a folder full of meme quotes.

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>>33459635
This

Missing this
<--

>>33442331
She should have left your ass the first time.

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>>33442946
>>33465258
Pls stop making me so goddamn jelly.

t. person who recently hasguns and is now single as my black ex showed her turbo lib power level

>>33465894
>black gf dating a non-black man
>expecting her not to be a self hating lefty cunt

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>>33465911
apparently 7months of dating is nullified once I dont act like a nu-male(aka dont support hillary) and get a fucking .22 bolt action

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several fully complemented aircraft carriers

I reckon we can trade away about 5 of them without compromising our security

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>>33442191

>>33466320
It's almost like her simian IQ in the 80-90 range has anything to do with it!

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I was carrying while I proposed and during our wedding.

>>33442493

I same Id rather trade the gf for guns I no longer have, or an mp5. mp5 is fuckin sweet.

>>33442191
I am europoor and a student, i only have airrifles... So yes.

>>33442191
I have two guns and two girlfriends. I don't need to trade them in, I need to buy more.

>>33442287
This fag taking it to heart
>leeeee reddit maymay shit

>>33458121
You know how a dog will have zero interest in a toy for months, and when another dog goes to play with it, the original dog just has to have that toy? Women are like that, but with your genitalia instead of a dog toy.

>>33458121
80/20 rule

>>33442191
Girls come and go, but guns are forever.

>>33443811
>that Dominic Deegan reaction image

Trading in the GF for guns would save you quite a bit of dough.

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Like hell I would OP.
Grils come and go, my guns are here for ever.
>mfw this question

>>33442196
It just straps on

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>>33442191
No fucking way lmao

Where do you think you are?

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>>33442331
Jesus Christ man. If you are telling the truth, you are a 100% FDA certified dick. How the fuck did you get 7x the chances you should have had?

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>>33444114
teach your girl how to shoot better jesus christ that chick lean makes her look almost like Rand Paul

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>>33442191
a gf can't lob a 230gr projectile at 845fps, but a gun can't suck dick...
my guns won't sleep with someone else though...probably

>>33444114
looks like a qt

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>>33459635

>>33465328
yes, she is a "famous" cosplayer, i think from portugal but not sure.

>>33458030
desu it fucked me up too famalam

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>>33465328
Yes. Asli Sahra Altunbas also known as Anzujaamu. Turkish cosplayer.
IDK if she likes guns but she hates Erdogan.

>>33469549
>werido who hates islamist filth de-secularizing and ethnically cleansing a country
mitebcool

>>33469734
I think her parents are Christian though. At least they celebrate Christmas.
Maybe it's something secular Muslims do as well, idk.

>have gf
>have guns
>gf slowly getting into shooting and guns
Prefer the guns to the gf, but I can't make babies with a Mosin.

>>33471027
...yet

>>33442191
No

>>33471117
Knowing these sick fucks, there's an anime for that.

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Someone be my boyfriend PLEASE

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HELL FUCKING NO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

MY WEAPONS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT UNDERSTAND ME

FUCK ROASTIES

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>>33459678
>desiring frilly warm softness over the security and strength felt gripping hard steel and checkering

are you a faggot or something?

>>33472044
What an operator

>>33443329
You don't deserve redemption with the fuckery you pulled.
7 time's? Motherfucker I'm a porn addicted basement dweller with a deep fear of being seen, and I know that you don't fuck with a persons heart like that. You dogshit licking, anus poking peice of trash

>>33459635
I can't tell if this is a joke about /k/s marksmanship or a commentary on the holes that we are trying to fill with firearms

>>33459635
Cheer up anon, your aim will get better

>>33464936
You want British bf? Will bf for gun rights

>>33444137
I took my wife shooting, her first time with my 1911 she put six rounds in 3 holes at 7 yards. dead center, low right, then low left when she compensated. still all within 5"

i got a chubby.

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I want to get deep inside Manca!