ITT: What /k/ is talking about before you hit the beach.

>Are we the baddies

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>Are we?

>>33442010

If yes, America fuck yeah.
If not, when are the nukes dropping?

Yes caption, trespassers will be shot...

>>33441992
"I can't wait to kill some nazi faggots and loot their weapons."

>>33442003
>>33442010
>>33442023
Why is it that we never see any commies or ancaps shit up threads. Seems like the only autists we see from /pol/ are the neo nazis.

>>33441992
>You stay in front of me where it's safe.

>lol, look, I drew a dick right below where the boat pilot sits

>>33442038

Well, no one posted Stalingrad or Operation Barbarossa so people take what they got.

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Gonna nab me an MG-42 and a bunch of pins and a few knives and a French woman and a bunch of Lugers and any kind of Pak gun I can manage.

If a whole company came together and requested it, could they theoretically bring home a whole german tank?

>>33442110
Like, if they disassembled it and everyone sent one piece home? Probably, I like to believe command would allow it.

>my feet hurt

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>>33441992

>>33442122

"No Chad, we're not paying you to take a tank home. If you wanted a tank, you would have joined armored. Now fucking take your - oh never mind."

>>33442099
There's no way sarge is going to let you send back a pak gun. Be realistic and just send back a German broad.

Haha, I clogged the shitter right before we loaded up.

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>>33442194
I'll have a German broad send it back in pieces, then she can bring the last piece in person.

>>33442194
BUT what if we took it apart and sent it home piece by piece?

>>33442224
Buddy, just pay a local good to truck one down south to one of those small Italian ports and get it sent over in some freight, pick it up when ya get home.

>>33442231
bull fucking shit, what port back home is gonna accept a goddamn pak gun, especially from fuckin' italy? no doubt they'll pop the crate open and see what it is.
besides, the fuck you gonna do with a pak gun anyway?

>>33442244
Those are some pretty numbers.

Not him but I'd move to a southwest state just to blow shit up in the desert.

>>33441992
>Bane?

>>33442003
This

>fucking normies on my higgins boat
RREEEEEEEEE

>>33442244
You evil, godless catamite. How dare you stand in the way of anon's second amendment rights?

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>33442148
This right here. Boipussy patria nostra.

>>33441992
Don't worry guys we have .45 stopping powah.