This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from

>this particular pile is almost unpleasant, but I can't stop eating it

Man I Iove Steve

>enter army-navy surplus store
>in the MRE section
>hear a gentle chuckle and a "nice" in the distance.

blessed be Steve1989

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>steve1989 has been in the hospital for almost 4 months now

>>33440952

Bless him.

>>33440952
>and entire legion
Let's be real. An entire contubernium

>>33443970
Nice bait he posted schokakola video like a month ago.

>>33440952
not even botulism AND e. coli can stop this guy
he's great

>Folks, I had been sick for a good time of 2015 and didn't tell anyone - it could have been an exterior issue from Rations, and I ponder the various possibilities of what those possibilities were, but it ALSO could have been this or the 1977 Chicken Stew...I had E. Coli poisoning... sweating all the time.. and among other symptoms. (*Edit*) (and yes Housil, in Key West i was sick.. but I knew it was not contagious. Had bladder issues, and was sweating bullets!)
>Beginning of October, i fell very ill and almost died.. kidneys, bladder, everything really.. super infected - I have a massive medical bill from it all too. (someone with no health insurance like me should be careful eating old Rations)

>Was it from Rations? From other bad food? Something else? I will never know..!

Good news, new vids

he's alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY

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>>33447290
>this is making me shake already

>>33447290
>17:00
>I'm still happy
>No matter what
I want to protect his smile so bad it's worrying me that I'm feeling this about a grown man.

>>33445080
What is this from?

>>33449282
some kind of MRE forum where he posts

>>33447465
>>17:00
>>I'm still happy
>>No matter what

Where is that in the video?

>>33449300
mreinfo?

Can someone link the page?

>>33449320
google steve1989 mreinfo, first page result

>>33449333
No shit, but where is that block of text from?

>>33449342
google some of that block of text
does your mummy also wipe your ass?

>>33449307
Slovak ration video,

What does a Steve1989 kiss taste like?

>>33450158
nice

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>>33440952

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>>33450158

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>>33447290
FUCK, im glad he's got a new video but he hinted at something from WW1 last time. I'm mad.

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>>33450207

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>>33445080
>e.coli

E.coli is by far the least common canned/preserved food contaminant, since the bacterium is relatively fragile

Ironically, Steve was probably poisoned by some improperly cleaned lettuce, which could have impaired his immune system enough for that systemic infection he got later.

He should have stuck to the 50 year old MREs

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>>33447290
>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>Steve takes a knife to the edges of the MRE
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>the package is torn to shreds
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

>>33451161
stop

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>>33451161
>>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."

>>33451161
steve isnt old enough yet to make these green texts.

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>>33451887
>tfw older than steve

>>33451916
how old is steve? Was he born in 1989?

>>33440952
Why does Steve shake so much?

Alcoholism? Parkinsons? Heavy metal poisoning from gnawing on century-old metal cans?

>>33451161
DELETE

>>33452733
He gets super excited for WWII and very old rations. He was super shaky when doing the Scho-Ko-Cola video.

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>>33452869
> i spread my ass cheeks for Steve
> "Nice"

NUT UNDERTONES

>>33453664
I want Steve to tell me about undertones

>>33453664
I want Steve to start a band and name it "Nut Undertones"

>>33440952
This is a pretty accurate description of what it would be like

>>33443970
Didnt he post some stuff yesterday?

And yet, all the above posts are a love declaration. From /k/ to the /k/est of them all. Hang in there Steve, and don't forget a few antidote shots now and then. We want to see you eat things even grizzled and hungry veterans let lie unopened in the MRE package. It makes us... peaceful.

>>33454664
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>33452830
watching that one right now. he is so god damn shaky its scary

>>33440952
I couldn't get over the Civil War hardtack.

I love steve.

I must say, in all fairness, Steve still has room for a bit of improvement. He can't help spouting more repeated exclamations than a meme generator. But I wish he'd throw in a couple pics and facts about the armies that were eating that stuff, some comparable statistics about calories per ration etc, and how the rations stack up on vitamin and protein content.

But with Steve, you always want MRE anyway. There's a wonder in his voice that no professional foodtaster could ever hope to copy.

>>33452830
>Hmm, it kind of has a boot kind of flavor. Interesting.

>>33451161
I know I'm being autistic but Mongolian rations would be horse meat jerky not rice and fish sauce.

They're basically a russian cuisine with a lot of horse and lamb meat.

>>33444327
Maybe a century

>>33456023
>He can't help spouting more repeated exclamations than a meme generator
that's what makes him so cute