You wake up to see pic related floating in front of your bed,

>>33437593
Use the ancient evil possessed within that one guy's canteen cup to entrap the demon

>>33437612
>puked up blood in toilet.png

>>33437612
rip canteen bro

>>33437593
OP fuck outta here with that /x/ shit its 2spookie

Martial arts my way to my iron machete and then banish its paranormal head off

>>33437593
I grab the prayer item of my choice and cast lightning spear

>>33437593
Ghosts can't hurt you. They can only make you hurt yourself.

>>33437593
put on some barry white, and make sweet love to it.

>magdump 1911 x3
>beat her shitless with Lee Enfield until I can buy enough time to insert a loaded mag
>last resort, Nerf Slingfire

Do not fuck with me, La Llorona. I am a legal adult goddammit, go look for homeless Mexican kids by the river and mind your own fucking business you unwashed cow.

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>>33437663
fucking a ghost is my fetish tbqh famalam

>>33437593
Use my heavenly forge katana that has been bathed in the blood of dragons to slice her.

>>33437677
>not raping and mindbreaking it until it begs for forgiveness.

>>33437593
slap her with my dads old bible, i keep beside the bed or i just fry that bitch with my will.

>>33437612
I lost the canteen thread, does anyone have some screencaps or a link?

>>33437593
my portable gaschamber

>>33437725
I think it's still on the archive

>>33437736
nevermind, I don't see it anymore. Might be on a third party site though

>>33437736
I looked through the archive and didn't find shit

>>33437677
But SCP-1471 is an anomaly, not of ghost

>>33437767
>>33384818

>>33437593
this is why I have an 8mm

>>33437796
thank you

>>33437768
Totally not part of a containment team or anything and if I was I would never violate foundation OPSEC standards on a Malaysian popup book chat room, but let's just say there's one trick to deal with every Anomaly when all else has failed.

[spoiler] fuck it to death [/spoiler]

>>33437593
63% sure that's a female ghost... Probably gonna have to have a celebratory fap because a female besides my mom is in my room.

>>33437593
If that's the movie I'm thinking of (Shutter), then i would love her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

problem solved

>>33437661
good thing I dont have any firearms in my place of living

>>33437593
Pull out my silver sword and roll around for the entire fight.

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Works for all non corporeal supernatural beings.

>>33437593
I make sweet love to the ghost girl or die trying, and then keep on trying.

Can I touch it?

If so I can probably rape it too

>>33437672
This
Llorona plz go

>dem birthing hips
>dem long legs
>dat long back hair
>dem milk dud colored and sized latina nipples

I'm smash

>>33437593
*unzips dick*

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>>33437845
why would you fuck until death when you could just 'incapacitate' them with your rod and have a bitchin' anomaly rape dungeon

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>>33437593
Whip my dick out

Spam Wrath of the Gods

>>33437593
Pull my Glock 17 out and blast that goddamned sucheubus straight back to hell from which it came.

>>33437593
ghost blowjob

>>33437693
This.
I always wanted to fuck a ghost so bad when I heard a noise from some faggot breaking in my house when I was a teen I thought it was a ghost girl.
I was alone at the time so it was just me buck naked and a faggot with a crowbar as i began to scream.
Remember Bros, your fetish will make you get strange looks from your parents for the rest of your life.

>>33437677
There was some good porn and fapfics of SCP-1471 on /trash/ a few months ago.

>>33437593
Not sure if spooki duck or Llorona. Either way, I'll fight it with my sword.

Why does every thread turn into a "can I fuck it?" thread?

>>33439755
Because who doesn't want to fuck a ghost qt3.14?
Hell, I'd ditch a celebrity if I could have a 7/10 ghosty.

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>>33437593
>unzips dick
>it hovers away

>>33437851
>not making eye contact with your mom while you fap

You disgust me.

>>33437593
Draw down on her with my American™ brand American 1911, the only gun that kills both the body and the soul.

Douse it with the Holy Piss I keep in a bottle bedside
If it's a spirit,it's banished. If it's just a burglar, it's now covered in piss.

>>33437663
yup, if it can be touched, it can be fucked

if it can't be touched, then it can't hurt you

either way, you can't lose

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Bayonet charge with Mosin I keep under my bed.

squirt gun loaded with bless'ed holy water

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