Things /k/ is not allowed to do.

>>33431078
babysit /an/ pets, nor children

>>33431078
Be allowed near the asian students at college.

>>33431078
dressing casual on Fridays
choosing the soundtrack at road trips
dressing children or pets at Halloween
dressing itself at Halloween

Thou shalt not start another awkward masochism thread where you ask for people to insult you for a negligent discharge.

>>33431093
>tfw half asian
>tfw they inadvertently crowd around me when I just want to be left alone shitposting on 4chan

>>33431093

Shit. My best friend is Chinese.

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>>33431093
Me being on /k/ has nothing to do with my yellow fever.

Being within 1000 feet of a school zone.

Actually own guns.

>>33431078
Get a job

>>33431128
kek

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>>33431078
show my true feelings for loli.

>>33431515

Go to hell

>>33431078
>shouldering intensifies

>>33431226
this

Discuss their hobbies at family gatherings.

>>33431515
thats not a loli, thats a child you sick pedo.

Have fun.

>>33431754
>that's a child!!!!
yes, and she is also a loli.
and thanks for proving my point.

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>>33431658

Shoot more than 5 rounds of 308 out of a semi-auto at a time.
Also according to family, being libertarian.

>>33431796
Leaf?

>>33431827
Yup.
Should have added not being able to own suppressors, AKs, FALs and G3s because reasons.

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>>33431772
no, this is a loli.

>>33431078
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>>33431911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhazYOT2me0

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Ever pick one gun we all like

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>>33431911

NO! THIS IS A REAL LOLI MY FRIEND.

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>>33431515
>kid with finger on the trigger

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>>33431078
Be satisfied with my life...

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Tell my family that I'm a fascist, and an ethno nationalist.

>>33433523
This.

>>33431078
Commit suicide using a gun

>>33431128
Pretty much this.
Casual fridays will end up with me in some old uniform or another.
>>33431078
Anything involving ketchup, hot sauce, or jam.
Get up between the hours of 8:00 PM and 7:00 AM and not tactically clear our houses.
Vote for anyone named Clinton.
Dislike John Wick movies.
Enjoy French culture (not their shooting culture, just the mainstream shit)
Dislike animals.

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>>33431515
>loli
>3DPD
pick one

>>33432649
>>33432649
10/22

>>33431515
that kid needs more guns.

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>>33431515
Real life isn't loli you sick fuck.

Manufacture an automatic weapon.

>>33431093
I don't get it.

>>33434651
>Casual fridays will end up with me in some old uniform or another.
>"NO Richard, you cant use your SS uniform on casual Friday!"
>"You said the same thing about my KGB uniform, really, whats wrong with you people!"

>>33431515
Is that a real human? Cause that hair is sick as fuck

>>33431093
>tfw I'm Asian
>tfw anytime I look at an Asian qt 3.14 I instantly see my angry Asian mothers face
>I will never know how it feels to have yellow fever

>>33431128
>choosing the soundtrack for road trips
This. My roommates listen to pleb-tier rap and modern music.
Everything I listen to sounds like it either came from Fallout or the 80s.
Although thanks to Kong I've been really into Nam lately

>choose soundtracks at work
>prep the tuna at work
>load magazines with more than 5rds into semiauto funs
>find a fucking milsurp store I can visit and come home from within 24hrs
>express love of guns, free speech and general liberty around family
>carry a weapon for defense
>defend oneself and one's property at all, basically
>express desire to stay away from Muslims
>dislike sports
>express unconventional sexual desires (IE ammosexuality)
>worship the /k/ube in safety
>advocate for individual independence
>advocate for hunting
>be left the fuck alone, ever

>>33431093
>tfw qt Chinese gf
suck it faggot

>>33435918
so we're just ignoring that Lolita was a story about a man raping an 11 year old girl, alrighty

>>33438654
>>load magazines with more than 5rds into semiauto funs
>2017
>not using 10rd "pistol mags" in your rifles

>>33438654
>prep the tuna at work
is this like a japanese cuckold thing?

>>33438695
She was 15, and the book was about how children aren't always so innocent. But it was a sick book about a sick man. It's a warning, not an instruction manual.

>>33438732
No, I just work at Subway.
>be me, pretty new employee
>figure my way of prepping tuna is more efficient and faster, and we need it in a hurry
>use my method- mix tuna and mayo directly into cambro bin with spatula and hands, very vigorously and roughly
>later found out I somehow got tuna on the ceiling
To be fair, I did end up making it faster and dirtying fewer dishes.

>>33431078
Start a GWG thread that doesn't devolve into skanky models, creepy cartoon girls or dick girls.

Start a trap thread that doesn't devolve into dick girls instead of punji sticks and bear traps.

Start a Rhodesian thread that doesn't turn into a shit storm about Nugget Enterprises and the Rhodie camo group buy.

Mention Nugget Enterprises in any way.

End sentences with "in accordance with prophecy".

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http://skippyslist.com/list/

I may or may not have been a horrible part of this saga

>>33435844
overpriced, underperforming trash.

>>33435844
It's just so pure.
>missing a retaining pin for the trigger group and is still reliable.
>Consistently shoots a 2MOA group with a cheap BSA rimfire scope and RWS target loads
Last time I took mine to the range some fudd was overly impressed with the sounds of my cci minimags going supersonic.

>>33436143
>show up in soviet era high altitude bomber flight suit
>"fucking hell richard, you're scaring the children!"
>"but boss, casual fridays are casual fridays wether I work at chuck-e-cheese's or Wall Street."

>>33431754
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>>33440504
???
I got mine for $200 and it's only choked when I put remshit through it.

>>33439250
>not allowed to have flashbacks to wars I wasn't in

Fuck, damn near everybody on /k/ is gonna get their asses kicked.

>>33431078

Start WWIII because someone shit talked the favorite nonexistent guns that were to be used when it happened.

>>33439250
>rodents are not entitled to full military burial honors

YOU SONOVUBITCH, IT'S YOU.

>>33440569
mine never chokes unless I dont clean it for +500 rounds

>>33440626
the fuck are you saying

>attach the pistol grip to my AR
>load more then 10 rounds
>have fun

kill me

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>>33431078
>wear shorts without a belt
Cannot wear a holster on gym shorts ;-;

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>>33431082
I'm sorry I must just be a newfag, why are we married to /an/ again? Besides that ass.

>>33441309

Because battle buddies

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>>33438927
Nugget Enterprises. There, mentioned it.

Also, I have a Rhodesian Ridgeback/ German Shepherd mix, does that count as a Rhodesian thread?

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>>33431078
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>>33431515
Fucking kill youself you disgusting freak

Furries are better than a child fucker like you

>>33438695
she seduced him.

>>33431078
Accept the Challenger II MBT