Have you turned in your dangerous knives yet /k/?

>>33419675
Are you Portuguese?

>save a life

What are they implying exactly? That people will die because I carry knives?

"These massive-as-a-moose's-bollocks padlocks will protect these devious blades" he said, as he padded the soft plastic bin with his ancient hand.

>>33419696
But if you give up your knife, how cut open the plastic bin?

They always win

>>33419675
>watch bin for the day
>wait until just before pickup time
>wheel bin away
>collect a few hundred dollars worth of knives

>>33419675
>no questions asked
lmao

>ban guns
>people still find ways to shoot and murder each other
>ban knives
>people still find ways to stab and murder each other
>people make improvised knives out of anything they can find
>people stab each other with screwdrivers, broken pieces of glass, filed down forks
>make all those illegal
>make everything illegal
>implant microchips into everyone's brain to control and monitor violent thoughts

>>33419675
It is hilarious that most kitchen knives could easily cut through that plastic. Fucking kek.

>>33419796
Use garden shears.

>>33419675
They will be turning in rocks next.

>>33419796
It's a trash can m8. You can literally just pull on the chains and the chains will tear through the plastic.

Kek, the bongs must be the most cucked country in the world

>>33421342
Lmao
No

>>33419675
fucking traitorous usurping socialist scum.

knives are exactly for gutting the pigs like those two in OP image. then hang them by their own entrails from the nearest street lamp

>>33421378
Wow, so edgy. How's puberty going?

Wouldn't this be ideal for someone looking to get rid of a murder weapon?

>>33421061
Equilibrium featuring Christian Bael

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>>33419675

boating accident

>>33419675
People just use them for rubbish and disposing of murder weapons, but mostly rubbish and dog shit
no questions asked

>>33421374
Yes

>>33419675
>bring knife to bin
>while no one's looking..slice open bin
>now you have many knife

so what If I went up to one of these dressed as the joker and dumped a bag of 200 knives in? still no questions asked?

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Do they make one big enough to put SUVs and trucks in?

>>33419796
>>33421342
Those chains are slack enough that you could crack open the lid far enough to turn the bin upsidedown and shake all the knives out.

>>33419675
I could cut that chain in 12 seconds. Are cable cutters also banned in the uk?

>>33421566
Underrated made me lol

>>33421579
Yep.

>>33421342
>>33421546
>>33421159

But... But... this is ilegal!

>>33421567
Looking at it more closely, that looks like the truth

but its a wheelie bin so just take it away then cut it open

Does anyone actually surrender their knives?
Maybe some unhinged soccer mom taking them from their husband, but how many do they actually get in a day?

>>33421387
>i'm a cuckedfaggot

>>33419675
Get a knife, bin that life!

>>33422140
From pics they've posted of the knives collected, it's mostly just broken or rusted kitchen cutlery and hand tools along with a lot of garbage.

>>33422140
They primarily get actual refuse. Shit like dirty diapers, bags of dog shit, etc.

Of the actual knives they do get, most of it's either plasticware or broken kitchen knives. I think they posted that about 1 in 10,000 was an actual pocketknife. And they've been getting fewer than 10,000 knives a year.

>>33422658
>>33422140
Oh, also, someone played a prank on one of the bins on the wharf. Stuffed it completely full of live cod (which promptly died, rotted, and stank up like 6 blocks).

>>33422658

So they're paying money to make, move, get picked up for emptying, as well as paying for the man hours for all that....Just for nothing more than garbage, dog shit and cod. You think they'd look at all that money they spend, see how lil in returns they're getting from it and stop that program.

>>33422864
The program isn't about results. The program is about making them feel good about themselves and signal their virtue.

If it's no questions asked can I dump a bloody knife in there

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>Brits: "WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AN ANGEL OUT OF KNIVES TO SHOW THE HORRORS AND THE IMPACT OF KNIFE VIOLENCE!"
>Heavy set americans on a ancient Sumerian ziggurat graffiti forum worship it as a servant of their religion based on a cube made of guns and bullets.

>>33423581
AVE

>>33423581
lookin sharp

>>33424112
NEX

>>33419796
Lighters are still legal I think, melt the plastic

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>>33423581

>>33425712
ALEA

>>33419675
good thing that plastic trashcan has those big locks on it, otherwise criminals might be able to easily get the knives out.

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Post yfw you don't live in Britbongistan

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>>33419796
drop a line with a nice magnet down the slot

free knife!

>>33419675
if only they could force muslims to do this

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>>33419675
if you are a UKuck and you arent dropping feces or printed out Pepe memes into the bin until they give up, you deserve it

>>33419675
I was going to, honestly. Sadly they were on my boat, which sank, along with all of my guns and destructive devices. One of those crazy things that happens sometimes.

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>>33419675
>SURENDERYOURKNIFE.CU.UK

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Why would anyone possibly throw away a knife into this bin?

>>33423455
If any /k/omrade is near there, it's their civic duty to get a cheap knife, pour some blood on it, and drop it in the bin.

>>33423581
It's beautiful. The Cube sends his messenger to guide our blades. Truly the Cube loves us.

>>33427218
Stuff an EU flag and a hijab down the slot.

>>33419675
Yeah, top stuff. It's not like you can just lift the lid and dump them out. Or just steal the whole thing.

>>33421040
Do the bongs have a special knife unit? To track down dangerous knives and criminals that deal in cutlery!

>>33423374
Ahh, Liberals. You really wish someone had drilled that saying about paving the path to hell into them at a young age.

>>33426624
SALUTO

>>33422864
In the words of Heath Ledger "It's not about money; it's about sending a message."

>>33427631
Make it your own blood then anon report an attack. Tell them you saw the attacker drop it in a bank. Then give your own description.

Wait for the police to pick you up and investigate you "accidentally" cutting yourself and throwing the knife out in anger.

>>33423581
>all those kitchen knives

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>>33419675
>When you can't fit your bike wheel in the weapon bin

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>>33427404