Meanwhile in /k/'s Landing Craft

>>33418087
So who's bringing what back?
I have dibs on that first MG-42.
And a Kar 98.
And an MP-40.
And a Luger.
And anything else odd I find.

And if anyone finds anything that ISNT one of those, I'll gladly trade some rations for it.

>>33418087
Oh shit, you guys, I think I'm on the wrong- which boat is this?

>>33418087
"BUT KOMRADE! USELESS CAPITALIST LCVP HAS NO WHEELS! HOW ARE WE TO ATTEND KURSK BATTLE WITHOUT WHEELS KOMRADE?!

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>mfw I get to go home to my wife after mowing down hundreds of Allied troops

My feet hurt.

>>33418087

Goddamn Anon... first shell crater we get to, you best check your drawers... and if we live through this, go see the Doc coz I'm pretty sure farts ain't supposed to smell like that...

>>33418110
The right boat.
Which one are you supposed to be on?

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>>33418087
What the fuck is this and why was I issued it?

Where did my M1 go?

>>33418115
no. Get the fuck out of here

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>>33418109

>>33418087
I'll water skiing on the back of the craft, that way when I die its because my legs (atrophied from sitting in a fetal ball and browsing k) lock up and I drown while wearing a dress... and not from a sucking chest wound. Those suck.

Y'all don't mind if I blast some Manowar on the way to the beach

>>33418235
That would be me.
Though I'd probably have it all piled high on the back of a Panzer IV.

Gotta wonder if they'll let me ship it home. How bad is postage these days?

>>33418087
Where are all the qt traps?

>>33418204
"HOW KOMRADE?! WE STILL ARE OF LACKING WHEELS!"

>>33418087
Sealand here we come.

>>33418258
Traps?
We ain't got no fucking traps; we're the attackers, remember?

>>33418087
We ded

My crotch itches. Shouldn't fucked the nurse back in Limeyland

>>33418302
You too?
It wasn't the blonde with the big tits, was it?

>>33418302
>>33418329
Awww hell
You guys too?
I knew that blond was too easy

>>33418087
My feet hurt.

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>implying pic related isn't /k/s landing vehicle

>>33418347
>>33418329
>>33418302
Tell me it was at least free.

>>33418352
That seems like us.
Driving a destroyer/battleship up and beaching it, using it as FUCK YOUR SHIT at close range and some damn fine cover seems /k/ as fuck.

>>33418367
well the vd sure was, good thing we arent going to live much longer to have to deal with it

>>33418258
In hell, where God intended

In your landing craft... because you know they're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otD52qwC9xw

>>33418087
Guys I have to shit so fucking bad. I know Sarge told us to shit before getting onto the boats, but I didn't want to be the only guy shitting before we all boarded. What the fuck do I do?!

>>33418115
>>33418260

Requisition one from the enemy using your Bolt Pistol "Aquisition form."

>>33418468
drop some bombs near that Phil guy.

>>33418087
How did I end up here? I was supposed to sit in that bunker over there.

>>33418087
Why aren't we issued .22 rifles? The bullets will bounce around the bunker and kill everyone there.. Jesus our commanders are retarded. *pulls out dragon dildo for hand to hand combat*

it's okay guys, 8mm is just a meme

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Err, guys? This doesn't look like my Garand...

SERGEANT I FORGOT MY DRAGON DILDOS CAN WE GO BACK TO THE SHIP

>>33418256
I don't know that a Panzer IV would classify as a "war trophy," so far as being able to send it home.

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>>33418087

>>33421701
What movie is this from?

>>33421710
Rly niga

>>33421710
American history x

>>33421710
save private ryan

>>33421701
Came here to post this

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>>33418087
this place is horrifically autistic

>>33423315
Alright, bye then

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>>33418110
This is the boat for winners

The krauts wouldn't take you anyway

>>33418087
FROM THE GATES OF HELL

I wonder if I can stealth jerk without anyone knowing

>>33424284
U don't want to be in this boat anyway, ive pissed myself like three time already and some fucktard didn't shit before we boarded so now one corner is full of shit and everyone has thrown up all over this fucking floting coffin...

>>33419270
Underrated

Does anyone have that "it's okay it's just 9mm pic"

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>>33418087
*ramp opens*
LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!!

>We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!

>>33418087
I'm here to suck some dick and shoot some guns.

>>33425861
"FUCK YOU I'M TAKING THAT MG42!!"

>>33427793
>peace was declared three weeks previously

>>33419288
Because it isn't a Garand you retard