Nutnfancy Abridged

You're doing the Lord's work, son.

>>33404188
Why anybody watches this guy seriously will always confound me. It's not like he blabbers on and on and sometimes drops a nugget of wisdom. He has no useful information to offer at all.

>>33404287
I like his videos because he actually tests his guns, and shows himself doing it.
That is also why I make his videos shorter.

>>33404188
I have had the misfortune of bumping into him at my local gunshop regularly and boy is it a joy. to leave the gun shop immediately.

>>33404188

Have you started to pick up on thought patterns? Is there a consistent progression from one nutnfancy trope to the next that you can skip through?

>>33404425
Whenever he starts some sections, particularly accuracy, he will say whatever he wants, show his targets, and then recap with "Over all I'd say that the accuracy on the XXX is YYY." He also usually recaps his entire review at the very end. I've thought about just including that part of the review and it'd be like 10 seconds long.

BTW, the next video will be the Xooter, after having several posts asking for it. I'll be honest I don't know why it's wanted, or what it even is, but it's a two parter so it should be interesting. I'll be throwing it all into one video, AFAIK.

>>33404320
> copypasta incoming
Please kind sir, enlighten us on how that went?

>>33404546
I saw Nutnfancy at my LGS yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going on about POU and SAWC and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don't think I passed the gear check.

>>33404188
I kind of liked the 5minute cuts but the one minute are hilarious in thier own right.

>>33404451

DO EET

cut down on of the multiplarters to under a minute.

>>33404574
I don't have any length goals. I just cut out what doesn't really need to be there.

>>33404451
That would be funny.
>43 minute long videos
>abridged to 20 seconds

Makes me think of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
>mobileposting

>>33404572
copypasta
Read the same pasta about Barry from IV8888

>>33404722
Found the newfag

>>33404188
I like that no one encouraged you, in fact most said it was stupid, to abridge nutnfancy videos and you chose to do it anyway.

I am inspired by your dedication to autism

>>33405735
I had a feeling that they'd be more popular than people thought. I was right.

>>33405746
Anymore screencaps of nutnposting?

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>>33404471
>Xooter

No joke, saw a dude at my college riding one of these today. All I could think of was nutn.

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god's work anon, please don't stop

>>33404471
it's a fucking meme lad

>>33404319
despite all the shittalking on here and all the memes, I think most anons respect that he actually shoots and runs his gear hard
my opinion for more videos, go with classic nutn videos with more complex topics instead of simple gear reviews, e.g. Perfect AR-15, AK-47 vs AR-15, Aimpoint vs eotech, sniper myths, etc

it's much harder to concentrate and synthesize his ramblings on broader issues such as those but I think the final product will be much better

>>33404188
I watched his Scooter video after you last thread. Man that shit was soooooooo fucking cringey. I couldn't stop laughing. I admire the guy for donig youtube since the early days, but goddamn that video was autistic as fuck

>>33404319

>I like his videos because he actually tests his guns, and shows himself doing it.

so like any other fucker on youtube ?

>>33404188
Why is the audio panned hard left?

>>33406702
yeee dude sootch00 seriously runs his gear hards and often times puts up negative reviews

>>33406702
Nah. Most people just go shoot in their backyard and call it a review.
>>33406724
I didn't touch the audio. I'd say he just sits left of the mic in the video.
>>33406564
I'll see what I can do.

You should do a NutnFancy greatest hits compilation. Just a 4 hour video of every 'uh', 'ahh', and autistic made up acronym jumpcut together into one video.

>>33407449
PLEASE

>>33404188
Nutnfancy is so unbearable that i was checking the time to see when the review would end

>>33404287

Get pass the autistic that is nutnfancy, his videos are not that bad. Yeah they're long as fuck, that's why we got ppl like OP around.

I'll watch nutnfancy, I use it more as background noise, when he is not being a retard, actually talking about the gun, I'll stop and listen. The other 95% of the video is just background noise for me.


OP, keep up the good work.

>>33404188
Thank you anon

>>33408844
>not naming this "My Wife's Son"
you had one job!

>>33408844
this can't be real
oh my god my sides are in orbit

>>33408844
Is that.... a stillborn?

Talking about the baby in the cloth obviously

>>33405763
Nutnfancy might be autistic but lets be real here, anon. You're the one who's really editing his videos to a watchable length. That's autism.

I applaud your efforts

>>33404188
These are awesome. Keep it up.

>>33404188
Inb4 DMCA'd

>>33404188
>M14
>excellent reliability
Remind me why people take this guy seriously again?

This is a cool project OP, but are you concerned at all about Nutn trying to get it taken down?

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>>33404287
His videos are like a podcast of sorts.. he's atleast somewhat entertaining and he has a creative imagination that analyzes things from every point of view. I watched his video about the corvette though and I felt like screaming through the computer screen that there is something called the shelby 350 that is about a million times more cooler than that dadmobile. Also.. his videos kinda put me at ease because he kinda reminds me of my friends dad and that family was a hundred times more normal than mine.

Im not saying he's my favorite broadcaster of all time but he's still better than 90 percent of legacy media.

>>33404572
Old pasta
hickock45 did the same thing I hear

>>33409038
Thanks desu

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>>33408931
Found the newfags. But yes, that's a real picture.

>>33407449
> Just a 4 hour video
There's no way it'd be that short

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Well boys, he know.

>>33411217
The guy really isn't pulling in enough viewers to be making a ton of money from YT. His sponsorships are a different story, but these abridged videos really don't affect those much.

I get why he's going to shut you down every time you upload one but hopefully he gets the message. Viewers want some shorter content. I say this as somebody who enjoys his autism fueled fifty minute monologues. I just would like to sometimes get his opinion of something without extended discussion of his groups.

>>33411284
You'd think he'd see the value in having a wider audience, but eh. If I get two more strikes I lose the account, and I have enough videos up now for that to happen. I'm not sure if I should keep uploading or not.

>>33404572
Larry Vickers did the same.

>>33410652
When you aren't dunking it in the mud like a sperg or dumping sand into the receiver it seems to function just as well as other battle rifles.

>>33411390
So as long as I only ever shoot it indoors it should be fine? Thanks for the advice!

>>33411423
>strawman

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>>33411423
Exactly, don't shoot anything but the ar15 outdoors.

>>33410652
I suspect it worked fine during his testing, which is why I can put up with his rambling and sit through one of his reviews. Faults aside, he puts a lot of rounds through his guns and is generally honest about how they perform, whereas most other youtube gun channels are outright shills, or too focused on fuddlore and "torture tests" that don't really simulate field conditions.

>>33411521
>I suspect it worked fine during his testing
He said it had a few hiccups, but that most guns do in the desert, so he didn't fault it.

>>33404188
I was going to start making these a long time ago but assumed nutn would 100% be a big enough faggot to take them down for copyright.

>>33411537
You were right. >>33411217

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>>33404722
>>33411085
>>33411368
>>/reddit/
Normies, the door.

>>33408844
Ounces are pounds, pounds are pain.

>>33404287
His knife vids are good though, more info that most other reviewers.

>>33411301
Mirror to Dailymotion.

>>33411217
Isn't this technically fair use since it's a parody of the original? Maybe not since it's all his content.

>>33408844
Do not duracoat baby

>>33413216
Not a parody. Just a condensed version, and that's likely not protected. I'm not going to push it.

>>33406702
>99% of them get guns for free from manufacturers or run their own gun store
>implying they aren't glorified ads

wew

nutn may have serious problem, but no one has ever had cause to call him a shill

>>33413401
You're in a gray area, but don't be a pussy. Assuming you aren't trying to monetize your views, the way in which you currently edit omits what's unique to the videos Nutn posts to his channel e.g. his exhaustive, long-winded manner of explanation and the vast majority of his mannerism.

You can call it an educational synopsis who can't spend an hour picking through his ramblings or satirical in that you can burn down an hour of material into a fraction of that time if it makes you feel better.

>>33414313
If I counterclaim, Youtube has made sure to let me know that lawsuits are an option. For a channel of my size I doubt he'd bother, but this is Nutn we're talking about.
Though I think it's odd he's only flagged one video.

>look at recommended videos
>"What we learn form The Little Rascals"
>50:38

TL;DW
Anyone have a basic gestalt?

>>33415694
Psychic pedophile vampires are raping kids.

>>33411217
What's a retard. If he had any brains he'd monetize it instead of take it down.

>>33415785
Nutnfancy is a Pizzagater?

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>>33406702
>so like any other fucker on youtube ?
I don't believe I've ever seen pic related fire a shot on camera.

>>33404188
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. The market place delivers! Can't wait to watch more of your videos

>>33411217
Weak as fuck.

Come on Nutn, you autist

>>33416398
I've seen him fire once. Into his clearing bucket.

>>33416840
Hahaha, oh yeah, how could I have forgotten about that. His newest video is great too.
>Don't pay for training courses, just watch YouTube videos then go reenact them at the range!

>>33404471
>>33406347
Oh shit nigga story time. There's this fur fag, wears a tail every where on my previous college campus. This dude would ride that thing everywhere and be a full blown autist. Would hit on girls like a creep, say the weirdest things and constantly shitposted on yik yak feed trying to defend furries. He really liked my girlfriend and would creep on her constantly and post shit about her on yik yak, he went as far as trying to grope her on the elevator, even though she had almost a whole foot on him. I'll post some screen shots of his retarded furry and and hitting on my girlfriend if ya'll want to hear more

>>33411217
time to move to vimeo! it's a testament to his narcissism that he can't see the abridged videos for the satire they are.

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>>33417033
>even though she had almost a whole foot on him.
>tfw no furry-bashing amazon gf

At least give us some good greentext, my man

>>33417180
i fucking suck at green text m8.
>6'4 gf
>~5'6 furry skeleton

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>>33417256
Screencaps will do then

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>>33417308
gottcha m80

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>>33417367

>>33417433
I can feel the fucking fedora and trenchcoat through that reply. Why are these things allowed to vote?

>>33417775
I was gonna show yall this digga, contrasted with gf, but I dont think he has a normie book

>>33404188
You did good. Nutn is usually right, but just really autistic and that makes it hard to sit through whole videos unless I'm just as autistic about what he's reviewing.

M1A HATERS BRFO

I leave my thread for like two hours and suddenly it involves furries.
At this point I'm not even surprised, /k/

>>33418119
>At this point I'm not even surprised
How long have you been here? Furries have always been part of the /k/ experience. I tolerate their presence for the embarassed rage they create in newfriends.

Great vids, btf, shame nutn's on your nuts already. If you can find somewhere else to host these, that'd be awesome.

>>33418153
I've been here for years. Hence me not being surprised.

I could go to Vimeo or something but that's just not nearly as consistent. I'm thinking of just letting him win at this point and have it be a fun experiment.

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>>33418153
>I tolerate their presence
Fucking Drumpf voters

>>33418165
Thank you for your short but fun service, I'll treasure the compressed autism

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>>33404572

this pasta will literally never ever get old

>that fuckin xooter video tho
I've been here since 2010 and never fucking seen it until someone posted it a few days ago. It's cool because it's an old video, and he was doing the YouTube personality thing waaaaaaay back. It's sad at the same time because of how cringey it is and he's a grown ass man riding around on a scooter

>>33418165
>I'm thinking of just letting him win at this point and have it be a fun experiment.

F

It was good while it lasted.

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>>33418153
>always been part of

>>33417367
>>33417433
Boom roasted

>>33404188
holy shit i love this

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>>33404572

>>33404188
Pllease continue this

https://youtu.be/oJJmn8_2N3I?t=1m6s
KEK

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>>33417033
>even though she had almost a whole foot on him.
Good lord that's my fetish

>>33418217
Kek. Not self aware in the least.

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>>33420398
>responding to stale pasta

OP it's now your duty to make nutn autistic screech throughout a 60 minute video of him going off on people stealing his content.

And then abridge that video.

>>33421326
I'm honestly wondering if he'll spurg out about it. I'd be laughing for a week straight.