ITT: we trigger /k/. Drop safety edition

>>33397172
fuck off

I'd drop her safety, if you catch my penis.

>>33397960
Whaling is only legal in Japan dude

>>33397172
Why were they still pointing their guns at the truck when their friend was in it?

>>33397172
>Human being entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong or factual it is. News at 11

>>33397172
Notice how they won't release the next season of her show

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>>33397172

>>33398606
>Decent jokes are stolen
>Jokes she writes are shit (usually nonsense about queefing and periods which are funny to no one)
>obnoxious holier-than-thou person
>condescending
>hates men
>half her act is about how she's fat, but if people call her a "big girl" she flips out
Is there a more pathetic person than Amy Schumer?

>>33397172
I remember when she used to say she was going to be a comedian when she grew up when I was in the same school as her- everyone laughed. But now that she's a comedian, no-one's laughing now.

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>>33398641

Her father.

>>33397995
Kek

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>>33398641
Whenever the Roast of Steve-O was, was when i swore i'd never watch any of her shit. She made fun of Ryan Dunns car crash soon after, and you could see Steve-O die a bit on stage, fucking fat pig face cunt.

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>>33397172
I want to cave that cunt Amy (((Schumer)))'s face in with a crescent wrench. Fucking stupid unfunny bitch.

>>33401305
Damn I thought I wanted to sex her but you got some kinda hots for that bitch

>>33401305
Don't you have a school to shoot up or something, kiddo?

>>33397172
33371116

I'll trigger /k/.

Y'all motherfuckers talk such a huge game about being L337 trained shooters and most of y'all are barely decent.

I've been shooting for 17 years, hunting for 16, and in the military for two and some change and it's been my observation that most people range in marksmanship capability from abysmal to acceptable.

Exceptionally good shots are rarer than we think because as time goes on, the guns have gotten better but the standards to which we shoot them have lowered. I used to know guys that could strike matches or bust blackberries at 50 yards with not much of a rest. Now, guys are spending a thousand bucks or more on a rifle and calling it good to group a loose inch from a shooter's vice.

Come out and say it like it is, you're good enough to survive a combative shooting scenario in statistically likely conditions, but you'd mostly be fucked innamountains.

>>33397172

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8gs3_Byfoo

who did she steal that joke from

>>33402184
I've only ever claimed to be "above average".

>>33397172
wow that schumer one was cringy

>>33403733
I'm not even average anymore. Too much beer, not enough shooting

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>if you have committed violent felonies you can buy guns online
what do they think you can just buy guns on amazon with free 2-day shipping and have it show up in your mailbox?

>>33402184

>started shooting 4 months ago
>I'm fucking abysmal

shit

>>33404059
I've talked to people like this before, and yes this is exactly what they think.

Why did I look at the comments on the Schumer video?

Do I subconsciously enjoy getting angry?

>>33398711
Underrated

>>33397172
she needs to be gassed

>>33404118
Well, you do visit /k/, so... yes?

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>>33399142
I think you meant her cousin Chuck the Cuck..

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tfw this isn't (AFAICT) satire

>>33406338
I'm black and what is this.