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pls be my ai gf

>Where can I find [patch]??
http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

スレtheme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfH-F-8ytk
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WHERE TO GET RUNESCAPE PATCH
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>>33394245
i need to buy that for my friend who makes that
also I will buy someone's Martian militia patch and that Rhodesian patch from the /k/ommando store from somebody
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So yeah, waging interest on these.

Also Taiga, Shadilay,Debiru/Enjeru, /pol/ NROL/Diamond dons/RWSS restocks have shipped- HYPE
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Hi friends, I hope you like your patches. Please no bully today.
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>>33394281
ai please gib kebab removal chan
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/k/ keychain hype desu
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>>33394339
How much are they going to go for?
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>>33394305
>More revy patches
yes yes and yes multiple times, anything for more patches of my waifu
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>>33394305
>no bully
That just makes me want to bully you even more
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Finalizing order details with the patchmakers and then we rollin'.

Here's the store, for future reference: shyguypatches.bigcartel.com
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>>33394365
what patches of revy have been made? i haven't seen any except a Lagoon Trade & Courier Services patch.
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Pic related is how diestruck looks

>>33394221
>I start designing patches for NK
I mean, that's not half bad.

>>33394353
About $14, considering how much they cost to make.

Also ples vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12587488
http://www.strawpoll.me/12587488
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>>33394377
2hu made two way back that i bought instantly along with the other Black Lagoon patches and i've been wanting someone to make more
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Who is making the Runescape patch?
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>>33394377
>>33394402
Second patch i mentioned
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>>33394375
can I pre-order a couple?
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>>33394392
>diestruck
>that price
No thanks.
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>>33394433
Can't wait for your order.
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Here's my thing. I made it in paint so it's charming like when children try to do things they clearly are unprepared for but it's adorable anyway.

Praise me ~
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Also my andaconda don't want none
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>>33394460
good choice
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>>33394460
pinup/10
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Be sure to cop tomorrow

Info on the next patch to be run and DAE restock soon
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>>33394445
It's probably too late but if you do a v2 of the oni patch you could put "Drunk and Oni" for extra punny effect.
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>>33394507

If I do a re-order I'll do just that I think.
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>>33394445
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>>33394440
And I can't wait for my patches to arrive.
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>>33394445
>Anchovy and Darjeeling
Dammit, stop making things I have to buy.
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>>33394305
fuck yes dude
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Make some Man Patches, Faggs. stop this anime shit or go back to /b/
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>>33394668
That's pretty gay
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>>33394668
what did he mean by this?
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>>33394668
That's gayer than the 300 GB of trap porn I have.
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>>33394493

based god
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>>33394460
this is really cute

how long did you say the middle section was?

my back is like 26 inches long, so i'd need to buy a few middle sections to get it sewn onto a jacket
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MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME WHO MAKE RUNESCAPE PATCH
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>>33394692

2.5" I think? The head is almost 4"

The picture is so long I can't see it on my phone before I post it.
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>>33394493
any idea what time?
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>>33394692
It better do the Miia Daki justice.
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Got around to sewing on my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. patch. Fairly happy with how it came out. Thanks Fio
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Vote on snek heart
http://www.strawpoll.me/12587723

>>33394715
Bout time best girl starts getting some love
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I want to buy patches but have nothing to put them on.
What do /k/?
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>>33394445

Don't listen to that other anon, its already a double pun, leave it as is. ( I also want two)
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>>33394808
Buy a velcro panel. Or stick them in your ass like NEET.
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>>33394808

get sticky back velcro, become the canvas for your patches
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>>33394668
>make some man patches
>make another redneck/punisher/pirate/I fuck my cousin and hunt turrists in my backyard patch

>>>/gayr15.com/
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>>33394808
I stick all my velcro ones on my trucks headliner. Sew on can go on backpacks, or coats with pretty much zero experience using a sewing machine.

t. Learned how to sewing machine yesterday.
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>>33394808
you don't own a backpack or a jacket?
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This just came in today, now I just need to wait for Skin to make the matching patch. I'm sure that will happen sometime before my death, right?
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Ive let you down lads
>went to order first patches
>cant find bank card
its a sad day
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>>33394895
>not knowing your card number by heart
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>>33394895
>not having a paypal

>>33394723
How much was that thing and do they still sell them. I need to know for reasons.
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>>33394909

They were limited edition, only a handful and they cost hundreds of dollars each. Sold out.
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>>33394931
Dammit. I want one. Guess it's back to waiting for them to genetically engineer lamia waifus.
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>>33394909
>>33394956

The real original ones were sold at Comiket 88 for 800 bucks each, and when I was there they sold out in under an hour on the first day.

But, if you ebay search "7 meter Miia", there's tons of reproductions of it for cheaper, but I can't speak for their quality
http://www.ebay.ca/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.X7+meter+miia.TRS0&_nkw=7+meter+miia&_sacat=0

Godspeed, HeartPatch.
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>>33394718
My bad, they go live at 1800 CST
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>>33394861
YO THATS FUCKING DOPE
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restock poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12580984
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Ok, I was looking around for a MOLLE patch panel for my bag, and saw the one made by patchpanel.ca. Any experiences here with it?

Also, I saw this patch on their site, and was wondering what in the fuck it means?
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>>33394715
>That Miia patch

Want
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>>33394789
You added more details and it lost something
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>>33395103
It obviously means that hoppers are meant for storing grain, what's so hard to understand?
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>>33395099
Evolution pls
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>>33395099
Is the donut not out yet?
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>>33395128
I added the eye by suggestion of Wood. I could always just change it back.
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take my shekels
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>>33395197

Looks better without the eye. I like the fang version though.
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>>33394245
Been busy lately, not dead though. Got a couple new things coming out next month.
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>>33395197
The version of yours that I posted I personally think is best so far. It looks like her face the most. Though, missing the scales on her cheeks of course. It has enough detail to get across who it is without clustering it up.
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>>33395215
>>33395245
Open mouth or closed mouth?
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>>33395223
When will you do a Legion patch?
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>>33395223
I sent you an email a while back. What happened to the The House Always Wins patch? I've been dying waiting for one, even though I hate Vinyl I love Mr House more.
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>>33395268
I almost did it this round but wanted to get The Institute out there while FO4 was still "fresh". It will be in the next Fallout run.
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>>33395261
Tough call. Closed reminds me of this scene.
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>>33395261
Closed has the added benefits of being easier to manufacture and looking smug
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>>33395152
nope
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>>33395332
out it faster
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Thanks WP, I really like it.
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>>33395321
>Smug

Looks more snexual to me.
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>>33395307
>>33395307
Is there any hope of getting pic related, or any variety of it made?
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>>33395223
Did sa/k/uya steal peoples shit and drugs at the ranch desu?
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>>33395314
>>33395321
>>33395349
Well in any case, the snek face is now just going to be the mouth for the purposes of the poll. Though scales is still winning.
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>>33394245
>original Runescape music
>not one of the holiday edits

pow, right in the nostalgia

>>33394254
>>33394403
>>33394708

me when it's done

>>33394808
felt from walmart

>>33394819
don't judge me
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>>33394861
Wait what? where do I get a brak flag?
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>>33394808
headliner in car
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>>33395421
>For the purposes of the poll

So should I vote for "Face" If I'm interested in that?
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>>33395223
>Reily's Rangers
Neat.
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>>33395479
Yes.

>>33395449
Not judging. Simply making an observation on your behavior.
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Just got these in today, patches look absolutely great (and are adorable small).

Also got a surprise gift meme coin from the coin guy, dog bless him.
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>>33395499
alcohol changes you
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>>33395223
nice man! i wanted an NCR patch when i made an order and was bummed to see it was out
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>>33395459
From Skin's red bubble

https://www.redbubble.com/people/misterspotswood/works/25668135-dont-touch-me

>>33395099
I think I want one of you're boss coffee shirts too but I haven't decided yet.
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>>33395507
>alcohol makes NEET put things in his ass
I'll keep this in mind for when we meet.
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>>33395507
>kite
>kanna
>rune scimmy
>rally

STOP my penis can only get so erect!
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>>33395507
>>33395525
And apparently alcohol makes Ai fuck commie qts with thicc eyebrows
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>>33395223
Any chance for a original BoS patch (big gear on the left side)?
Also the color on your BoS patch looks wrong and the border looks kinda shitty or am I seeing things?
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>>33395294
Sorry man, I am still way behind on emails. "The House Always Wins" is on my to do list. Ideally in embroidered though it may have to be screen printed to get the hues right.

>>33395383
As a patch or a coin?

>>33395392
No. Someone on the internet lied to you.

>>33395489
It was on my list and a big request by some Fallout fan groups.

>>33395511
This is the 2nd or 3rd reorder I've done for that patch. It's by far one of the most popular ones.

>NCR for life!
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>>33395525
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>>33395567
>Since we're at bump limit I'll tell you guys too
Who did he tell before us?
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>>33394460
>thic thighs?
>chocolate?
>permanently detained?
>sold

cant wait to make my coworkers jelly
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>>33395571
As a patch. It shouldnt be too hard to have a platinum chip themed 'house always wins' patch. It'd double as being somewhat sublte for all the normies that see it and aren't familiar with New Vegas, but the fans will understand it immediately.
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>>33395613
>thighs
but she doesn't have legs...
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>>33395571
Also I bought like 10 of these buttons and was REALLY hoping for a full sized patch version. I love the design and can't find anything else with it aside from a few T-shirts.
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>>33395634
Responded to wrong post. Meant the one above.
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>>33394460
>Just spent 30 bucks on neopolitan sampler
>Immediately comes up with one of the best Miia's I've seen

FUCK YOU. Also thanks.
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>>33395507
>>33395525
Explains why he drinks so much...

>>33395567
Cease the means of reproduction and out breed their commie genes with pure AnCap genes.

>>33395585
Neet.

>>33395645
I mean, I am making something similar... (SUH)

>>33395656
I'm glad he didn't fall for the ghetto "thicc" autism and spelled it like A. Wyatt Mann
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>>33395585
Vasily and Nicholai, his two commie children.
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>>33395686
>I'm glad he didn't

I agree. But also because whenever that is posted a special kind of autism follows it.
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>>33395568
Yeah the BOS patch is just a slight shade of blue too bright. As for the edge, it's heat cut, as they can't embroider odd shapes like that. Admittedly it has one of the rougher edges out of any of the patches I've had done.

Considering I already have stickers and buttons using the same side cog as the patch, it's a little late for me to swap sides. Next time I reorder them I can try and ask for them to clean up the edges when they heat cut it, though that probably won't be for awhile. I appreciate the feedback man.

>>33395626
Oh I like that idea, not bad at all. I have so many Fallout patches lined up it's crazy. Not to mention all of the "other" Fallout projects I have going on.

>>33395645
>bought 10 of these buttons

Thanks mate! I was planning to do a patch run of that down the road too. It'll likely be with the same run as the Deus Vault patch that I've been holding onto since last year. I just have so many designs on the "to do list" it's crazy. Plus I plan to attend "Wasteland Weekend" and "Uranium Springs" this year as a vendor (two big Fallout/Mad Max events" so I am trying to beef up my Mad Max and Fallout patches for them.

>>33394460
Not being super in "Monster Girls" but having read "Monster Masume" that is actually really good, well done.
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>>33395718
>More fallout patches
>Fallout projects

Tell me more. No seriously, Im curious. I'm only slightly mildly obsessed with New Vegas.
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>>33394305
B-but you're best girl fio.
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>>33394266
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>>33395507
STOP ADDING NEW SHIT TO THE FUTURE STUFF WITHOUT ADVANCING THE LATER STUFF FIRST

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>33395837
GuP is after keychains
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>>33395748
Dude, you should see some of the stuff the guys in my Facebook groups have.
>pic related

Since you asked, I've gone ahead with plans to make "Arkadia Ranch" (an event on my 80 acres in Nevada) into a themed Post Apocalyptic style event geared towards Fallout, Mad Max, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Metro 2033, etc. Kinda like "Wasteland Weekend" if you've heard of it, minus the "no real guns policy" as that's gay and I'm buying a bunch of steel targets and building a Shoot House for simrounds.
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>>33395899
I want maginot you nerd
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>>33395927
That's fucking awesome. Do you have an email list or some way to get in on this? Also I'm building pic related. I just bought a DPMS 20in A1 and am on a list for some A1 wood furniture
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>>33395975
Very nice. I plan to add wood furniture to my AR15 and add in the bolt converter so it can run UTC simrounds, then the targets in the Shoot House would be Legionnaire, and it would styled as "NCR Training Grounds". Trying to think up fun "themed" events for people to enjoy. I also want to build a smaller replica of the Legion's Arena for Pugil gladiator fights.

Yeah man, email me at [email protected] and I'll add you to the FB group and put you on the mailing list.
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>>33395718
>BOS patch
I think I'll wait for the Railey's Ranger patch and decide then.
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>>33396098
>*Reilly's Rangers
I need some sleep.
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>wood furniture
Hnnnn
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>>33396022
I sent you an email. In my drunken stupidness I told you to add me to your watch lists. Don't take tha tliterally, I'm already on enough watch lists.
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>>33394305

>best girl
Fio pls
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>>33396321
we know it's you, Ai
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>>33396336
Why the fuck is he samefag?
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>>33396366
What?
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>>33396375
Huh?
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>>33396375
>>33396419
Ai you cuck stop this
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>>33396419
Nani?
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>>33396435
It's not me
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>>33394668
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>>33396437
Nande?
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>>33396451
Eh?
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>>33396445
>:(
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>>33396445
Nice try you syrup slurper, stop being so obvious
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>>33396445
>surprised at Ai not using his signature image
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>>33396473
>>33396484
>>33396488
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>>33396495
Now how do we know it's actually you, and not that pinko sl00t, who managed to tie up Ai, and is now using his account to log all the doxx info from people ordering, and forward that to Antifa agents who will firebomb our homes and beat us with flagpoles when we run stumbling out to escape the inferno?

Maybe this is why my 3-REC hasn't arrived yet.
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>>33394305
buts thats not roberta
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I had an interesting day

>be up all night filling out orders
>"sleep" for an hour or 2 until the guy who owes me money showed up
>fill out more orders
>go buy new printer because fuck paying for HP™ Brand™ Genuine™ Ink™
>go to computer shop and pick up new CPU fan because other one was failing
>stop off at bank
>talk to qt tall bank teller who always talks with me
>make mental note to ask her out sometime soon
>go home
>forgot to go to post office
>see mailman just down road
>flag him down
>hand him a box full of envelopes
>his face when
>install CPU fan
>doesn't run hotter than 27C
>mfw

Also have to work on this stupid suburban more so I might not be on much tomorrow
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Sorry about the delay in some orders. My printer keeps deciding to print labels or eat paper and spit ink. Ive gotten about 40 filled so far and out. Label maker is coming tomorrow so this wont be a problem any more.
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>>33396562
Nice blog, stop interrupting the important conversation we're having about best girls and Ai samefagging
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Please we are having an important conversation.

So, head pats or head rubs? They call them pats but it's definitely more of a rub.
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>>33396631
It depends on the force, direction, and time the hand is spent in contact with the cute head.
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>>33396562
Most cpus are benchmarked around 50*C
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>>33396631
pats
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>>33396535
Peh
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Alrigt patchfags, what are you drinking?

Whiskey for me atm

Also, Ai, gimme some ETA on all yer newly ordered patcherinos
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>>33396970
Tang.
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>>33397043
>not even alcoholic
Also, the logo reminds me of Tic-Tac
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>>33394668
that is, far and away, the worst black flag I've ever seen... that's saying something because the Golden Age of Piracy produced some Vexolgical nightmares. on a related note...

>use the crossed cutlasses of John "Calico Jack" Rackham's black flag
>a Pirate known for having more fashion sense then actual skill as a captain.
how appropriate.
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>>33396970
Picked up some homemade Rakija when I went to visit my family over the march break, top notch stuff.

I really hope I'll have everything next week desu. I'll make sure to combine them while dropping so you guys don't have to order like 5 times for each new drop.
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>>33396970
Im dry today, but last I had was Jameson for st.patty week.. Ima pick up some sake and soju this weekend since its my anni w/ gf lol
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>>33394445

finally some kemono friends patches
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>>33397066
>Rakija
Never heard of before, so I googled it. Pretty interesting to learn of new drinks 2bh. :^D

>I'll make sure to combine them while dropping so you guys don't have to order like 5 times for each new drop.
Good leaflad

>>33397071
>sake
Actually never tried it. Is it any good?
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>>33397140
plum sake is the best
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>>33397066
Ahhh Rakija strongest alcohol of all the Slavic ones. I remember when my grandmother used to give me a shot of it when I visited her home. .
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>>33397140

well I guess this may give you a good idea, I generally like them pretty dry.
I had a sampler at a restaurant, and I sadly cant remember which one I enjoyed the most but it was on the dry end. Try one out some day :D
http://www.esake.com/Knowledge/Tasting/tasting.html
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>>33396970
Milk spiked with makers

>>33397140
Depends on your preferences, ones I had are mellow and subtly sweet.

>>33397191
MFW tried to make some umeshu, fucking plums no where to be found. Made strawberry wine instead.

Choya be good, but fuki plum wine is my guilty pleasure
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>>33397208
I love it together with some Sujuk.
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>>33395507
How long until some of that future stuff gets rolled out? Rune scimmy and fug :DDD specificly
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>>33396970
My tears...
...of insanity.
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>>33397240
You gotta have some speck with that
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>>33397191
>>33397214
>>33397228
Thanks lads, I'll scout my local alco store for their stock. I know they have at least one kind of sake on the shelves as I've seen the bottle several times.
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>>33396098
>>33396116
Hey man, I just noticed that the Bethesda online store uses the same logo I do for the Brotherhood of Steel. Logo on the right. I wanted to say I thought I had it right, but I wasn't 100% sure.
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>>33396562
Check it
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>>33397240
What is it with Europe and tasty cold cut plates, like goddamn, man, that shit's rad
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>>33397274
Good luck, and enjoy your drink :)
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spooky patch back in stock when?
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>>33397286
>fagpul
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>>33397305
Can't just down your drink, friend. You gotta savior it with the best meats and cheese.
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>>33397355
I was looking for this pic
Also yes, I love the Euro drinking traditions, even if I'm not crazy about their distilled spirits. I love bourbon and rye too much. I do love European beer though.
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when will you anime fags get off of /k/ and go post where you belong?
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>>33397305
>What is it with Europe and tasty cold cut plates
I dunno lad, we just like it.
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>>33397389
would not be surprised if half of the guys browsing this thread own body pillows
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>>33397389
Not even weaboo, but fuck off m8, you're only creating unnecessary shitposting. Remember 4chan is an anime site after all.
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>>33397413
>4chan is an anime site
but that's wrong you stupid nigger
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By the way, these are EXCELLENT with whiskey. As if they were made for the sole purpose of being drinking snacks.
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>>33397436
It's called 4chan not 4steve
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>>33397439
>shortbread
one of the best girl scout cookies
>>33397468
don't engage the retard
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>>33397436
Nah m8
I mean, yes, Moot made other boards to expand the site and include discussions about other things than just chinese cartoons, and bla bla, but it was still founded for the sole purpose of Moot wanting to discuss 2D in english instead of lurking 2chan.

Weebs and non-weebs, just fucking coexist etc etc
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>>33397439
>scotch with scottish shortbread of scottish doggos
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>>33397477
>one of the best girl scout cookies
>girl scout
U wot m8? They sell these?
Fugg, that kinda detracts from some of the home grown comfyness of them.
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>>33397519
No, not in the shape of scotties, but they sell shortbread cookies in regular cookie shape. Fuggin good.
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>>33397502
Woah
blev my mind

But yes, that is teh combination.

(also I am drunk)
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>>33397534
Like these?

Walker's make them in all sorts of shapes. My personal favorite is the bar.
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>>33397557
>My personal favorite is the bar.
And here is pic related to demonstrate.
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Late night patch threads best patch threads.
>tfw addicted to these
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>>33397557
yeah, just regular cookies. I really like the thin mints though, but something about buttery shortbread is goddamn amazing
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>>33397586
They look like shaped diabetes.

W-what is it and are they good?
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>>33397586
You act like Reeses addiction isn't a universal problem for all, I'm just snacking on some potato chips.
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>>33397592
>doesn't know Reese's Peanut butter cups
my sweet summer child, you know nothing of the beetus
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>>33397592
>W-what is it
Nevermind, I'm retarded and didn't read the filename.

Also, I pnly have 3 shortbread doggos left. ;_;
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>>33397592
what third world shithole do you come from?
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>>33397592
>not knowing reeese butter cups
What the fuck
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>>33397592
I-it's Reeses, do they not have them where you are?

They are a chocolate cup filled with peanut butter, they are the fucking best, I always try to find them in the candy bowl at my Grandparent's house when I visit.
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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEse
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>>33397596
>>33397605
>>33397610
Yuro here, the only thing Reese's I've ever seen IRL were some awful bar of chocolate or fudge or something, I can't even remember lel. It doesn't seem to sell very well, but i'ts there sharing shelves with various Kraft Foods items, such as Mars, Twix, Milky Way etc

>>33397615
>They are a chocolate cup filled with peanut butter, they are the fucking best, I always try to find them in the candy bowl at my Grandparent's house when I visit.
Shit son, sounds murrican as fugg.
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>>33397665
Order like a bag off of amazon or some shit, you need to experience the magic that is the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
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>>33397665
Reese's started as a movie prop from ET back in the 80s, a famous scene with non existent Reese's Pieces. It became a candy because of a movie.
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>>33397576
>>33397557
MFW just bout to kill the last of pic related.
>shortbread/butter cookie kit kats

>>33397586
>easter is around the corner and they have those giant resses bunnies
god bless post holiday candy discounts
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>>33397687
That's not true though, Reeses was a thing in 1923, Reeses Pieces was made in 1977, made popular by ET, it was a thing before.
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>>33397687
Well, that made it even more 'murrican. Like Wonka candy, lel.

(Nerds are top tier)

>>33397678
I found them on a local USA candy importer website, so no need for Amazon should I feel the urge to try them. I even found some with "pieces", whatever that means.
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>>33396970
strawberry lemonade

>>33397310
soon it looks like

>>33397389
lol no
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>>33397713
OH FUUUUUGGG
I'm a moron apparently
13% ABV stouts do this to me
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>>33397701
Kit Kat is a meme tho

>asian Kit Kats come in flavors like green tea, strawberry, waffle and fuck knows what
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>>33396970
Slushy Time Real Nigga Hours™

My goto fix for when I have lots of work

Asfart as alchololio goes I like rum, whiskey is ok. Always wanted to try bourbon, but too poor for nice bourbon.

>>33396562
Sounds like a good day neeto

>>33397436
you are empirically wrong on that bucko

>>33397586
you are empirically right on that bucko

>>33397755
what happened to your Callie patch?
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>>33397744
Reeses Pieces are a small M&M style candy, but a had chocolate on the outside with peanut butter on the inside, like I said close to an M&M.

DO ET
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>>33397771
>Dill pickle sunflower seeds
MY NIGGA! also shes on the line up. i might even run it next big batch just because i took a long time drawing it
>lol THAT took you forever to draw? git gud scrub
I'm trying
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>>33397701
>god bless post holiday candy discounts
Basically the best part of holidays

>>33397771
>that tissue box with all those used tissues just laying around
Sticker don't tell me those are used the way I think they are.
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>>33397757
>13% ABV
>stout
Sound nice 2bh

>>33397775
Fair enough, M&Ms are pretty alright.
Looks like I have to check the import shelf at the grocery store next time I go there.
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Debut shill

well fellas im live. I usually lurk without my tripfag name so theres not some tripfag sticking around who hasnt made any patches yet.

Well here there are and they are live now.

put some work into the site as well
>http://greencrabtesting.com/

patches are in the Wares tab, genuinely hope you niggs enjoy
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GUYS
I have only one (1 (one)) shortbread doggo left ;__;

How do I eat it in the most honorary way possible?
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>>33397856
With coffee
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>>33397856
Don't eat it, keep it as your lifetime partner.
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>>33397856
BITE OFF THE HEAD

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
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>>33397843
wew
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>>33397859
>>33397861
>>33397864
I'm getting mixed messages here
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>>33397865
had too
few other hidden goodies around as well
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>>33397865
I've actually had a schnoz in this pic since the beginning, no one has yet spotted it.
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>>33397856
with english breakfast tea :^)
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>>33397814
Imperial Stout from Oklahoma
Prairie Paradise. Brewed with coconut and vanilla and the label looks like Miami Vice, very aesthetic. They make some killer stouts, some aged in rum barrels, some in Bourbon barrels. And the label art is always cool. I'm not crazy about the Farmhouse ales they make though
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>>33397886
Oh, you hid a selfie in your mockup? :^)

>>33397896
>coconut and vanilla
I'm intrigued.
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>>33397800
I like dill...
That's ok its taken me 2weeks to draw something for Ai ;p

>>33397807
that's a white handkerchief I had a stuffy nose and my dad handed it to me. I forgot to give it back

>>33397843
AH SHIT NIGGA!!
>TFW I'm broke!

>>33397856
stick it up your ass
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>>33397911
Depending on where you live, your liquor store may be able to order some. I'm close to OK, and also work in a liquor store.
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>>33397926
>PICKLE POPS!?
YO NIGGA!!! have you tried the dill pickle Lays?

>pickle patch?
>pickle-pee pump-a-rum patch?
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>>33397926
>after setting up site and paying for wares to get here

same here nigga

all i got are my memes now
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>>33397926
Better stop testing my patience Sticker.
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>>33397926
>That frosty cup

I guess beans aren't the only thing you can't finish, like seriously, that is the child frosty size, why not finish it?
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>>33397861
>>33397864
I decided to compromise and sacrifice the doggo's spirit before eating it, to let it's soul fly free while it's physical body gets digested by me.

(not even joking)
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>>33394245
Y'know I always pass these threads by but they always seem really creative with the patches I see in the OP.
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>>33398021
Thanks, we try our best.
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>>33397886
is there really a merchant in that pic
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>>33398021
you wouldnt guess it would ya
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>>33398021
Watch your step, or else you'll soon find yourself spending entire paychecks on patches and bare minimum food.
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>>33398021
We try to keep the variety up.

>>33398011
Did you perform the ritual correctly?

Wouldn't want to get haunted, now
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>>33398021
And then you have things like >>33398011 where he is performing a ritual nordic sacrifice for a shortbread dog cookie.
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>>33398039
>willow the country kitchen
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>>33397955
would you be willing to hold a couple back till like the 5th of April?

>>33397944
Hell yeah. I try all the pickledick!

>>33397985
Sweetheart, I'm just teasing... I am working on highschool senior softball banners atm, which I need done for tomorrow morning so I can get them sent out to my supplier. AND then I will have all the time in the world for you. Remember this is my hobby. I'll squeeze you in between my bread and butter.

>>33398007
That's the doggos frosty. She just got her baby maker cut out so I'm saving it for her when she feels better.

>>33398011
Godspeed in the aether doggo
F
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>>33398080
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>33398046
Found it. Reaaaally fucking low key 2bh
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>>33395502
I was a tad worried that they were too small
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>>33398081
>couple
trust me that wont be a problem good sir
>>33398088
of course in thermal interdenominational fitler :^)
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>>33398063
>Did you perform the ritual correctly?
>Wouldn't want to get haunted, now
I-I hope so. Despite being drunk, I have after all done it before s-so it should be ok.

His shortbread soul will bark in eternity now. ;__;7
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>>33396970
Root Beer
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>>33398116
only way to see the merchant true form
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>>33394245
That patch is amazing.
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>>33398124
Hey Aidrew, I was just going to ask you about confirmation emails, but then I checked my inbox first only to that you've sent me one like 6-7 hours ago.

Heh. :^D

Oh well, good lad.
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>>33398150
you're amazing
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>>33397859
Hey Skin, do you happen to have any leftover Real FN NATOs? I want to send one to a buddy of mine in the army that just got assigned to the M240.
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>>33398116
>fitler
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>>33398173
shoot me an email
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someone remake this or don't cause I won't buy it but it's cool
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>>33398160
Yeah sorry about that, was a little busy and I probably should have sent you an email saying the delivery would be delayed a tad. My bad
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>>33398188
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>>33398197
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>>33398179
sent
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>>33398196
No worries lad, you did good.
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>>33398174
your right who am i kidding
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>>33398188
background?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK5Dw7j1QZM
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>>33398253
>NFS: most wanted
Good taste ya leaf
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>>33398253
>with net play
Did anyone ever get that shit to actually work?
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>>33395809
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmJ2P8RckIY
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>>33398253
A-am I a bad person for liking Hot Pursuit?
I liked the cop mode because you could royally fuck with the AI hardcore if done right.
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>>33398306
Carbon was the best.
>>
>switched to Tomorrow
Aaah, my eyes feel better now
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>>33398342
edgefag
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>>33398348
rude

Bullies do not belong here
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>>33398299
>>33398253
Are we turning this into a rad music thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcGPnKLLVT4
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>>33398367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTLTXDHrgtw
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>>33398367
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFvBb7aarbs
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>>33398367
>>33398371
>>33398387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAp1jjDNtKk

groove it up
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>>33398390
YO THIS IS FUCKING DANK

holy shit im gonna use this at the gym
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H-Here is my contribution desu..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSW74L-XMA
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>>33398371
grimes is so nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW2dxRr05gk
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>>33398390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg1l2qYWTwQ
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>>33398404
you fukin weeb. get over here so i can pinch your cheeks
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>all this modern stuff
Can't we all just agree that while that's all good and whatnot, the 80's were fantastic for music?

https://youtu.be/EPOIS5taqA8
https://youtu.be/_mlUSI5-Jhk
https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

Fuck, you guys are making me want to make a personal mix tape now.
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>>33398409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2RiG5nhuPs

Really been liking k flay lately especially her early stuff.
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>>33395502
Where to cop pikelhauben Patch? I need it for homework.
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My brother surprised me with this today. I guess he noticed all the woodpatch stuff I got, so he made me pic related of the best trap, Hime, using some laser etching part he put on his 3D printing rig.

>People without siblings BTFO
Also the autofocus kept detecting Hime's bulge as a face, kek.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNG_lFShmkE

>>33398433
New store anon >>33398097
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>>33395686
bring back kek tab pls
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>>33398367
>this music
Soundwise it's right up my alley

>music thread
alright
https://youtu.be/7Iqv9ukUtDI
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>>33398442
Woodpatch 5x4 WinChester portrait for scale
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>>33398442
>so he made me pic related of the best trap
>HomoKing


>>People without siblings BTFO
I have siblings, but at least they're not that level of degenerate, thank fuck.
Neck yourself.
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>>33398427
You know it, 70s and 80s funk is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJWQPdG7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QIw1BQIvT4
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>>33398499
I got plently of funk and rock as well, but I've been on an '80s binge for the past few months now.

So gooood.
https://youtu.be/r_GH6M7cUq4
https://youtu.be/5ixRWvrkUHo
https://youtu.be/nW89naBZxJE
https://youtu.be/IUFOVu1CurM
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>>33398433
Am I not in the paste bin?
IDrewAPatch.freewebstore DOT com
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Lads
lads
lads

I'm drunk as shit
Should I drunk order some petches?
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>>33398604
you could grace me with my first order
ill cum in the envelope for you if you want or include some snacks
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>>33398604
No, that is a bad idea, never drink and buy, it leads to bad decisions.
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>>33398604
Put 'drunk' in the notes section and I'll send you crabs.
I am very bored.
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>>33398614
>ill cum in the envelope
This is Ai/NEET-tier
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>>33398621
>>33398604
on a real note tho, true af buying shit online drunk is no money in checking account next day for lunch tier
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>>33398614
>>33398619
>order from me and I'll send hideous things your way
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>>33398626
F-fuck food right?
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>>33398621
>>33398627
dont tempt me with a good time fellas
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>>33398633
patches keep me full at lunch time i dunno about you guys
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>>33398627
>crabs are hideous
Pleb
I bet you like lobsters too
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>>33398669
>talking trash on the humble good neighbors of the deep
poor guys
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>>33398442
>>33398476
That's fucking disgusting. You're a filthy homosexual and I hope you and your disgusting brother die painfully.

That etching looks so badly done I swear you did it by fucking hand while getting railed in the ass.

Never post in this thread again, and I sincerely hope you die tonight to eliminate the chance of you ever shitting up this thread again.
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>>33398390
all bullshit aside this is a dank af track
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>>33398669
>>crabs are hideous
Well, I assumed you meant genital crabs.

Regular crabs, well... that might be a problem with customs.
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>>33394668
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>>33398705
But an STD wouldnt?
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>>33398626
>>33398687
>af
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>>33398713
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>>33398710
I... I actually don't even know how one would go about sending a physical STD sample.

Never thought I'd wonder either
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>>33398723
Well you could put the virus/bacteria in a solution on a petri dish.
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>>33398442
Jesus Christ. I doubt you could have done a worse job if you deliberately tried.

I hope you burn in hell for fucking daring to rest that monstrosity against WoodPatch's beautiful, well-made works.

Fucking rot in hell, faggot.
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>>33398686
>>33398731
That's the patch thread I know and come back to
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Hey greencrab
What are your future prospects on patches?
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>>33398442
I want woodpatch to burn you slowly to death, then I can masturbate using your charred skull, cumming in your burnt eye socket for making such a repulsive, low effort useless piece of shit.

Please post your name so I can watch the news in hopes that you finally kill yourself.
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>>33398760
prospects?
you mean my future projects?
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>>33394849
Are you me? I have a felt dash cover in my truck where most of my loop patches lived until I got velcro for my backpack.
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>>33397891
Restock of Desert Operator-chan when?
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>>33398771
Yeah

Right now you have two very niche ones
Sine your'e new on the field and all
Legit interested in how you see your future as a patch merchant (assuming sales go well with your current stock)
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>>33398442
Judging by this, you are talentless and will never amount to anything in life.

Killing yourself will actually be doing yourself a favor, because I can tell that suffering whatever existence that lead to the creation of this is much worse than the sweet release death will give you.

Since you're probably a pussy and a fuckup, I'll even help you end your miserable existence.

Use an exit bag
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

Even your incompetent self would have a hard time fucking this up.

Fucking scum, hurry up and do the world a favour.
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fuck lads
I am pretty much shitfaced
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>>33398804
post boipucci
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>>33398803
>http://lostallhope.com
I.. i have seen too much tonight
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>>33398476
Hey Wood, go through your sales records for that portrait and try and figure out who this faggot is. How fucking dare he make and post such disgusting shit, and have the nerve to compare it to you.

He needs to fucking pay.
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>>33398808
Nah m8, ain't that level of degenerate
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>>33398809
Turn your trip back on HomoKing, you faggot scum.

I'm trying to help you make the world a better place. Even a retard like you can handle a simple exit bag, right?
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>>33398789
Ive actually realized this myself, they are pretty niche patches, i was thinking of advertising them on /v/ or /x/ as well,


well I have a few /pol/ related patches in the works, something i think /k/ will appreciate, as well as a few more /k/ and video game geared (as most people here im sure played vidya game sometime in their life) patches i got working in the oven right now.

id say i have a /pol/ specific patch on the way, then a /k/ specific that should be coming soon after.
Basically the next patches are going to appeal too /pol/ and /k/ specifically, as well as one thats i think i might fastrack now as it looks like a dealer here might be MIA perma, that will appeal to people with right wing politics.

im targeting: pol, k, and people who dont like liberals

you think my first two patches are too niche right now?
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>>33398835
tfw i said the same thing 3x and realize it after posting it
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wtf I am perplexed by Finnish music now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FsJF9xUsI

(yes I am still dr0nk as fugg)

>>33398828
>me
>homoking
How fucking dare you compare me to that abomination? Fucking apologize. NOW.
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>>33398848
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>>33398442
The world would be an objectively better place if you were dead.

Please post again if you're man enough to actually do it, knowing you'll remove yourself from the earth would really make my night.
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>>33398442
Hey, you wanna know the important thing about this post >>33398762 ?

The last 3 digits are the caliber of bullet you should shoot into your skull, to ensure that you won't survive. C'mon, I'm trying to help you make the world a better place.
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>>33398844
Top kek

>>33398835
>you think my first two patches are too niche right now?
Yeah, not really up my alley (2bh I don't even know what Datadyne is)
>well I have a few /pol/ related patches in the works, something i think /k/ will appreciate
>id say i have a /pol/ specific patch on the way, then a /k/ specific that should be coming soon after.

It seems you went ahead a bit and 'prepared' so to say beforehand and then started shilling, which isn't always the best option. I'm not trying to shoot you down, but I think you'd have a bigger audience on /k/ if you made your designs more community related (as in letting us have input on future designs like every other patch merchant).

I hate to see people make honest attempts and not get the results expected, so I'm giving my best advice from a buyers perspective. I am of course not saying you won't get customers, I'm just suggesting that you, for future runs, make the community a bit more involved.

/my 2 cents
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>>33398887
>Datadyne
Perfect Dark you underaged faggot
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>>33398852
Well, fuck you too anon.
I hope homofaggot or whatver his name was comes and buttfuggs you
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>>33398835
Am I blind? I'm not seeing you in the pastebin. What site?
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>>33398890
Nigga, the only N64 game I played was Goldeneye.

I was a PS master race anyway.
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>>33398898
todays my shops debut

greecrabtesting.com is my site
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>>33398900
I had all the systems but man your childhood must have sucked to not play PD which was superior in every way to GE and even had fucking ai bots for multiplayer that weren't braindead. A fucking first.
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>>33398898
>I'm not seeing you in the pastebin. What site?
He posted his site in a post and made his appearance first tonight. Go figure, and scroll up. Or ctrl+f his name.
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>>33398442
Since I can't expect someone as stupid as you to even go to a different site, just do what it says in the pic.

Do the world a fucking favour
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>>33398918
That's what I get for postin at almost 3 in the morning.

>>33398903
Thanks
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>>33398887
Yea dataDyne is from Perfect Dark, N64 video game, good game desu
nah man i acctually really appreciate the feedback, really. Ive been a little apprehensive to advertise and hype up my stuff beforehand here, Ive advertised once before but wasnt sure if it was a good idea as im sure everyone heres noticed people kinda feed off each others stores for ideas.

But i think your right ill probably have to advertise a little beforehand for next patch run, thanks for the suggestions bro, much appreciated and noted.

>>33398890
ay leav'im alooooone
>>33398900
Perfect Dark was like the successor to Goldeneye on N64
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>>33398916
Hey, my childhood was alright. I played lots of fun PS1 gaems.

Both consoles belonged to my brother so I didn't really have a say in what games to play but rather just played what he had at home.
>>
>>33398916
PD was pretty ahead of its time when it came to multiplayer, especially when you consider it was on a console that took FUCKING CARTRIDGES
>>
>>33398442
I don't think I've ever seen anything uglier posted in a patch thread, and that includes every WGW post.

You have zero potential. Give up now.
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>>33398442
I wish some of the tripfags would pop in and fully shit on this abortion, crushing this faggots dreams.

You are worthless. You are scum. Every minute you are alive is actively poisoning the world. Your death would be the most positive thing you've ever done.
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>>33398442
confused by all the hate
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>>33398442
Hang yourself, even though that would be a waste of perfectly good rope.

>>33398982
Not a tripfag, but did my best.
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>>33398934
Ay theres a known issue with buying multiple patches, if anyone buys two different patches at the same time (like the dataDyne patch and the SCP one) the shipping is fucked and i cant fix it right now

email me if you buy ir (emails on my site) and ill refund you the shipping for the 2nd patch,

tldr: if you buy 2 different patches email me to pay less
>>
>>33399035
Greencrabnigga wat gives?
Fix shipping 2bh
>>
>>33398995
It's because you have faggots like this guy
>>33390369
lurking around these threads, stoping these degenerate, useless maggots from killing themselves.

Look at that fucking post. He engages in such degenerate activity, and he's so fucking proud of it.

Do you want someone who made something that looks that hideous alive, roaming around the planet, ready to produce yet another blight upon the world?

If he kills himself, the world will reap the rewards, ad infinitum.
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>>33399058
cause paypal locked me out and their offices are closed until tomorrow morning so im fucked
>need to email paypal customer service? just log in

but im locked out so i cant log in to email them, fucking kill me. Im gonna call them tomorrow and unlock my account so i can fix it ASAP
not trying to Polarise you niggs
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>>33399058
so in the meantime if anyone does buy anything just email me and ill refund you the shipping of the 2nd order so you dont pay for shipping twice

>after i unlock my account
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>>33399080
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>>33399080
>>33399086
Nigga, what have you fucked up in order to get locked out?
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>>33399099
>those dubs tho

i know it sounds like bullshit, hold off on purchasing anything if you guys feel more comfortable about it

this is the internet i wouldnt blame ya
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>>33399106
You seem to have good intentions, so I'm not gonna hold anything against ya, but yeah, fixing the shipping issue might be in your best interest.
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>>33399105
nah for real

yea it sounds fucking fishy id think the same
if you guys want JUST TO SHOW IM NOT TRYING TO FUCK YOU GUYS

ill take the paypal buy button down till i fix it

if i was a piece of shit id consider that tho

>pic related, the wares i have
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>>33399129
Agreed trust me im fixing that shit asap
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>>33394445
>no fflat as a board
Come on m8
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>>33398442
You are worthless, worthless, worthless. In the grand scheme of things, no one's existence lasts longer than a flicker, but somehow in that brief flicker of existence you possess, you accomplished making everyone who comes into the slightest contact with you significantly worse.

That is the worst piece of work I've ever seen in my life. I've seen cat vomit that looked more appealing.

Stop making the world a worse place, crawl into a hole and die in a way that won't inconvenience the world any more than you already have.
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>>33398476
I understand where you're coming from in terms of design and it's fine just get better wood and do the etching nicer. You're kinda using Wood's schtick but then again I don't see Wood making any traps sadly. I don't wanna discourage a possible patch maker...
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>>33399174
nice submariner
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>>33398776
Only if you also on a Tacoma. I also have a felt dash pad.
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>>33399174
Fucking stop. If I have to see anything else by this piece of trash I'll end up vomiting in the toilet for 15 minutes in disgust.
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>>33399167
>>33398999
>>33398762
>>33398816
>>33398686
>>33398731
I've seen some bad samples and down right awful sketches of patches posted here at worst the person get asbunch of pictures expressing disgust (rightfully so). But while I do agree that the patch is shit and it's not at all good compared to Wood's stuff these replies seem...excessive almost as if they're coming from one person who needs to make unnecessarily long posts detailing their hatred in a way that seems repetitive and samefaggy.
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well stores down now, Fixing before issues arise
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>>33399138
You don't need to prove that part, I'm just wondering why PP locked you out, you know?
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>>33399232
yea i gotchu

just to be safe tho you know?
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>>33399212
Turn your trip back on, HomoKing
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>>33399251
>T-turn your trip back o-on...
>smug anime pic
I have valid reasons critiquing you and that fag for shitting up this thread. "OMG I'm gonna kill myself and throw up because of this disgusting and really badly done patch" repeating that 20 times in the same thread is annoying as fuck.
>>
>>33399247
>asks for calirty
>get a vague reply
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>>33399270
Nigga, I replied to Homoking because I genuinly wanted that faggot gone. I don't give flying fuck about his shitty wooden patch.
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>>33399272
i mistyped my password too many times
>kill me
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>>33399272
Their call center opens at 5AM my time, ill wake up then and call, tomorrow I have work all day so might as well just do it early
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>>33399287
Kek how even?

Oh well, dogspeed etc
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Patches of this cutie when?
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>>33399287
desu man i thought like 3 damn times but mustve been more, was too hyped and just threw it in there before i stopped myself and realized what ive done

thank you sir
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>>33399331
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>>33399339
>that gif name
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>>33399331
>dude
>qt
Neck yourself, fagit
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>>33399353
oh baby
>>
new thread?
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>>33399350
He is cute though. Just pretend it's a girl.
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>>33399396
SOMEONE MAKE
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>>>33399554
>>>33399554
>>>33399554
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>>33399563
get linking learned fag
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>>33398442
all and all though, which character is that?

I need it for...research
>>
>>33394339
i buy this as soon as it comes out
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>>33395223
TALON COMPANYYYYYY
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>>33398238
1960's or 70's Mercenary patches from Euro mercs operating in Africa.
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>>33397665
We have em in Norway.
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