Just showed my girlfriend Forgotten Weapons and she asked a really

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Sounds like you're about to get cucked.

Be careful, your gf might leave you for hin

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Karl

>>33393314
>>33393318
She says he has potential to be a super hot guy, if he shaves, cuts his hair and changes his clothes.

She doesn't see how beautiful he already is.

>>33393330
But Karl's married tho

>>33393338
Keep that in mind when you fuck the next time. Now you both will probably think about him

>>33393305
He is Karl's girlfrend :3

>>33393305

He's married.

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>>33393305
Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of fucking OP's GF. As you can see, she's frankly ready to choke on this huge forgotten cock.

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>>33393350
Thanks /k/omrade. No sex for me tonight. She says she will just think about Ian if we do.

For me no issues. I always think about Ian.

>>33393338
>Chick says a guy would be attractive to her if he changed everything about him to suit her preferences

Really makes you think.

>>33393305
>show girl something cool
>all she cares about is his sex life
that's insulting

>>33393344
yeah, to Ian

>>33393305
Your girlfriend is a faggot

>>33393357
One of the more interesting things about the OP's GF that we have here today is that much like the earlier OP's mum she has an incredibly smooth action but recent developments mean there has been a considerable reduction in weight and as such is an absolute pleasure to shoot. A load into.

>>33393338
>if he shaves cuts his hair and buys me stuff i'll tolerate him for a while then bang the next guy with a Bruce Cambell esquechin that talks to me at work

She sounds like a keeper op have fun.

>>33393392
THICC

>>33393397
try not being a slob, anon

>>33393490
projection

>>33393502
>try not being a slob, anon

Lol I'm getting married in January to a petite brown girl who likes to eat my ass.

>>33393305
He does, iirc, she briefly appears in the older channel where he builded his/their house or something.

>>33393524
Degenerate as fuck.

>>33393524
fucking gross

>>33393524
She love you long time #1 GI?

>>33393547
>>33393636
It sure feels good though.

She washes my ass in the shower first of course.

>>33393547
>>33393636
gtfo Nazi

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>>33393667
>anyone who doesn't like girls eating their ass is a nazi

>>33393524
no you're not
way to go for the lowest tier female
>awful, take a lap

>>33393649
Nah, she's Latina.

So me ama mucho tiempo y se gusta comer mi culo.

>>33393714
you used pol lingo
you were caught. stop trying to damage control drumpftard

>>33393716
>no you're not

If it makes you feel better to think that people in long term relationships or married aren't on /k/ then more power to you.

>lowest tier female
Politically conservative, pro gun, religious, elementary school teacher.

Be a little more secure in your sexuality anon.

>>33393524
DESIGNATED SHITTING MOUTH

>>33393761
>Politically conservative
>elementary school teacher
>latina
like i said, lowest tier

>>33393734
>"degenerate" is a /pol/ meme
No. Good try though, tumblr.

>>33393727
>Latina
Enjoy getting stabbed during your honeymoon.

>>33393338
>cuts his hair
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>33393305
>Does Ian have a girlfriend?
If he does, he probably doesn't have much time for her.
Unless it's Karl, of course.

>>33393871
Lol then what's high tier? Pasty, liberal retail worker?

>>33393883
>Enjoy getting stabbed during your honeymoon.
We've been together for 10 years this year. If she was going to murder me would have been when I had a large life insurance policy.

>>33393734
Kill yourself

>>33393330
This

On an unrelated topic (but this thread is shit so what the hell).. What does sex feel like?

>>33393929
someone who actually has disposable income
>awful, take another lap

>>33393962
Pretty good, but really it's all about love.

I can achieve better orgasms through fapping, but sex with someone you love and who loves you back is something entirely different.

Don't be sad you can't stick your dick in hot meat. Be sad you're lonely and no one loves you.

>>33393875
>using tumblr as an insult
are you a child?

>>33393962
Vaginal: Like sticking your dick in a mouth with no bone structure

Anal: Tighter and drier

Oral: Eating pussy is like making out with a pastrami sandwich, getting your dick sucked is great. Eating ass is just like it sounds, getting your ass rimmed is pretty good too.

I don't know anything about sucking dick, for that you'll have to ask this guy:
>>33393989
Please tell us about your super model investment banker girlfriend from Canada anon.

>>33394024
>Please tell us about your super model investment banker girlfriend from Canada anon.
at least she's not a latina school teacher, sorry bro

>>33394041
>at least she's not real, sorry bro
FTFY.

Also her family owns and leases a lot of real estate in my home city ;^)

>>33393991
>>33394024
Thanks. The closest I've gotten to sex was a fleshlight munted to a habd-drill and some VR porn.

If you don't mind me asking, how does kissing feel like? I can somewhat imagine sex but kissing not so much.
Also when you hug a girl do you feel her boobs and isn't it kind of awkward?

Help a loner /k/ommando out here.

>>33394122
*mounted
*hand-drill

Sorry, I fucked up my hands the other day.

He does, I facebook stalked him and his gf is pretty cute

>>33394122
>kissless, hugless virgin
>>>/r9k/

>>33394195
I figured this thread is shit anyways so why not ask. I hate r9k more than anything and I thought a kommando or two would ve willing to share.

I know I am a fucking loser and should just stop existing, but I am genuinely curious about what it is that I am missing out on.

>>33393734
Fuck off tumblr

>>33394298
Fair enough.

>Also when you hug a girl do you feel her boobs and isn't it kind of awkward?
You kind of do, but unless you're concentrating on it you don't really notice. It's not usually awkward unless you're a truly massive sperg, in which case you will not usually be receiving hugs regardless.

>>33394317
see
>>33394007

>>33394157
Pics yo

>>33393397
>Implying guys don't do the same thing with chicks.
Don't kid yourself.

>>33393524
Does she also pegs you?

>>33394081
border city plz go

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>>33394122
For the hug question, mainly depends on how you hug and how big her tits are. Apart from that, >>33394323 is right.
Like with one chick I'm kinda friends with it's kind of obvious because of her D/E-cups, with another friend it's not as clear because of her Bs/low Cs.
>first chick is solid 10/10
>5'7", VERY aryan looks, hot as fuck and knows it
>awful personality
Talking to her is like shooting shitty Falklands-era surplus ammo with a hacked-down Argie Mauser. It's painful but will give you a boner every time.
>pic related
Don't just go after someone just because they're hot and just remember
>hugging a girl is only awkward if one of you pops a boner
Godspeed nigger, don't go to /r9k/ if you ever want to find out for yourself.

>>33393524
>>33393727
Gross, dude

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>>33393392
>not having a 1080p image of ian's cute butt saved


dude, just get out

>>33393524
welcome to the LBFM club

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Thanks for tuning into another video on Forgotten Weapons dot com.

I'm Ian McCollum and I'm here today at the James D. Julia Whorehouse to take a look at a real treat: OP's girlfriend.

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>>33395892
I read that whole post in Ian's voice

>>33393761
>Politically conservative, pro gun, religious, elementary school teacher.
>eats out mens shitty assholes

what the fuck is wrong with the world?

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>>33395892
>tfw you will never be in a loving relationship with Ian and his exotic guns

>>33396047
There was no other way to read it

>>33393524
petite brown girls are adorable, all these neckbeards in this thread are just jealous

>>33393524

ugh...

>>33393962

Put a steak in the microwave for a while so it's not cold

Cut a 3 inch gash with a knife.

Stick your dick in it.

That's it. It's not great.

>>33394122

Kissing is weird and gross as fuck

Absurd if you think about it.

I was a kissless virgin, now I have a good gf.

I must tell you your idealizations of how it is are about 120% better than what it actually is.

I cum harder fapping to rule34 on the toilet than fucking my gf

>>33393727
Tal vez debes realmente aprender a hablar castellano, maricón.

>>33395819
Mom and Dad aren't home, maybe I could be your operator tonight?

>>33396907
>castellano
seriously?

>>33397146
¿Problema? ¿No hablas el idioma real de España?

>>33397160
>¿Problema?
No you're just a douchebag

>>33394122
Jesus, at least I've gottena few hugs and sucked my friend's dick a couple times (no homo)

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>>33397196

>>33396642
>I cum harder fapping to rule34 on the toilet than fucking my gf
I don' t know who to feel worse for, you or your gf. It's like seeing someone who eats nothing but cheesy potatoes, I know they exist and probably need help but they themselves see nothing wrong with their lives

>>33396642
you're doing it wrong

but she probably tells you that, too

>>33393305
Anyway, to answer your question, yes, he has a wife, she is in some of his earlier Forgotten Weapons vids, I think the FAMAS and the other channel TheInDepSpirit, which hasn't updated in a while.

I think he either only lives part time on his homestead or moved out

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>>33393416
No, that's women.

>>33393524
An indian huh?

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>>33397222
LÂL

>>33393991
>Don't be sad you can't stick your dick in hot meat. Be sad you're lonely and no one loves you.
Trust me, /k/omrade, I don't need you to tell me.

>>33394122
How old are ya lad? If under 17 i wouldnt worry about it, if over 25 its time to panic, get a job, get fit, be confident, start going out its bound to happen eventually.

>>33396081
As a guy who turned down a hot iranian bitch i say you are the neckbeard you faggot.

>>33393714
>>anyone who doesn't like girls eating their ass is a nazi
They might as well be. The only people who don't like getting their ass ate haven't tried it.

>>33394149
Was it with the fleshlight drill thing?

>>33399663
You may have a case of the gays my dude.

>>33399646
I am 25. I have a job and I am fit, but I never go out. I am too autistic to get a girl.

>>33399679
I rigged it up myslelf.

>>33399689
Thats showing some ingenuity, you sound like a real go getter.

>>33393305
He is married.
She is blonde girl can be found in FS2000 video and on his other channel TheIndepSpirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5UH4Z6hhYg

>>33393338
He also has aeronautic engineering degree so whatever your girl wish he was he has been and is a happy man.

>>33399691
Well I did end up getting some minor wounds on my dick so I don't know about that.

>>33399699
I didn't realize he had a 4th channel....interesting.

Also, Ian is married to a woman named Debra...Hmm... sounds familiar.

>>33399686
Literally autistic? As in potato?

I showed my girlfriend Forgotten Weapons. She thought it was cool since we'd just been to the Springfield Armory in Mass.

Now she wants to go shooting with me.

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>>33394122
> the closest ive gotten is a fleshlight mounted to a hand drill
> I cant type properly cus I fucked up my hands
> minor wounds on my dick

> /k/: a magical place

Fucken christ I havent laughed that hard in a long time, sneak me in the screencap

>>33393524
>Lol I'm getting married in January to a petite brown girl who likes to eat my ass.

Are brown girls obsessed with asses? I'm dating a 42yo chick with Filipino parents and she wants to take anal and rim me.

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>>33393351
you're not fooling anyone Karl.

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>>33393991
well this is refreshing

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>>33397222
trips confirm
definitely, not in the slightest bit, gay

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>>33400176

>>33400190
I don't have the nerve to ask girls out. That's all you need to become a loser like me.

>>33400392
Source? Looks like an interesting watch.

>>33393734
>drumpftard

Just no. Never worked. Makes me think the poster is a tumblr munchkin who looks like an extra from a charlies chocolate factory remake

>>33393761
>Politically conservative,
yes
>pro gun,
yes
>religious

depends on what religion, Muslim, Scientologist creationist loon or quality Roman Catholic?

>elementary school teacher.
Bossy then.

>>33393338
>if he shaves, cuts his hair
But that's the source of his power

>>33393769
>DESIGNATED SHITTING MOUTH

kek

>>33394007
>>using tumblr as an insult
>are you a child?

It is an insult

>>33396081
>petite brown girls are adorable, all these neckbeards in this thread are just jealous

I prefer athletic blondes thanks.

>>33401599
I know this is three hours old but seriously nigger?
Its Encounters at the end of the world

>>33393524
I hope you make out after she rims you, it's what you really deserve...

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>>33393392

>>33400176
4th channel? Whats there besides FW, InR and InDep?

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>>33393524

>A brown girl

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>>33393524
>brown girl

>>33396047
My OC is back!

>>33403078
Never heard of it, but thanks for the sauce my fine negro