The scariest weapon-related thing you've ever seen

>>33389427
Someone had a negligent discharge seconds after I'd walked in front of him

>>33389427
You know what I'm scared of? I'm scared of falling asleep in the desert and having a sentient colony of scorpions burrow into my spinal cord and use me as a walking meat hive to infiltrate society. I'm terrified of lying next to my wife every night trying to scream, trying to warn her. Terrified of being dragged through life, a glassy eyed prisoner of a body no longer my own. Afraid to discover, after finally managing to warn my wife, that she's been scorpions all along.

>>33389582
So? Everyone is afraid of that.

>>33389467
>>33389582
Two kinds of people

>>33389582
Me too but ants

>>33389582
>>33389608
How do you fags know you aren't already a walking corpse controlled by bugs?

>>33389636
You can't know if they've taken over your central nervous system of course that's what's scary

>>33389427
Project Pluto.
/thread

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>>33389427
Not weapon related but the though of being held down and having wasps pushed into my urethra is quite unpleasant.

My fear is to be paralyzed, unable to speak or move while I'm in a situation where imminent bodily harm is about to occur.

This shit got so bad I had dreams where I was paralyzed. Fugg, thank God they stopped.

>>33389427
His patch is a pretzel. That's awesome.

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any weapon that causes blunt force trauma

like a baseball bat or a gun that shoots car crashes, just ask this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rcY3P2zL28

>>33389582
I asked my gf if she was scorpions

She said bye
What does this mean

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>>33389636
What if you ARE the bugs, and your body never truly belonged to you in the first place?

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>>33389427
Aiming down my 1903, pulling the trigger, and losing an eye.
Or getting my dick caught in my Garand.

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>>33389728
that's exactly what a scorpion host drone would say

there's only one thing you can do now anon

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>>33389680
>having wasps pushed into my urethra is quite unpleasant.
You know this from firsthand experience, I presume?

>>33389735
>Or getting my dick caught in my Garand.

Imagine getting a papercut across your japs eye


then squeezing lemon on it

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That one day I'll catch some random bullet from a drive by.

>>33389427
>work with tanks
getting mangled in its tracks
being in a situation where i cant get out and sinking/fire/halon etc

>>33389709

Great. Now I can't unsee his pretzel patch.

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>>33389889
*If i'm lucky
>ftfy

>>33389745
Fetishize her scorpion-ness?

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>>33389427
>>33389940
>commander of the USS Brauhaus

>>33389427
My dad going nuts and running around the house shooting at the cat for pissing in his shoes (turns out he was chasing the wrong cat, which he found out after he kept finding piss in his shoes).

>>33389427
>What horrifies you?

Libtards vote.

>>33389746
what is basic reading comprehension

>>33390792
this desu. going to a university and seeing the complete permeation of indoctrination into our education system, coupled with the average student's tendency not to think critically really does put fear into my heart

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>>33389427
>What horrifies you?
dying of old age

>>33389427
women

>>33389427
Crush Syndrome

>>33391331
Whats that?

Nigger Uprising.

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Keep having a dream where I've been deployed to some snowy place, maybe rural Canada. It's 2134 though, according to my watch. I'm with a squad of three other men, a small group.

We're slowly stalking our way through a thick forest with light snowfall when the guy next to me gets shot in the head.

I hit the ground and roll behind a tree.

I blind-fire past my tree, my gun jams.

I struggle with it.

Infront of me, a figure appears and raises a handgun. I have no time to scream.

Fucking weird, man.

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>my wingman sneezes and kills all of us

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Squib loads.

>Fucks your barrel up beyond repair
>Can blow your gun and fingers up if you don't notice
>Can happen at anytime

>>33393334
I just started reloading and this is the reason I autistically check every time I pull the lever. But I'm still worried.

>>33389427
When I was in the Army I saw a soldier shoot a 240b towards one of our dismounts on a roof in Iraq (nighttime). The bullet entered the back of his ACH, and deflected around the inside of his helmet and fell out under his NVG mount. He survived.

>>33393239
Jesus fucking chhrist that looks horrifying. At least it isn't armored tho

>>33389889
Try avoiding melanin enriched areas and this will be a lot less likely.

>>33391427
When you sit on your balls so much that they swell up and then you can't not sit on them.

>>33393334
My dad got a weak load from an old shotgun shell once, it looked like the shotgun was throwing up birdshot.

>>33393282
Every Blue Angels show is an episode of "Seconds from Disaster"...

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>>33393426