>he names his guns

>>33385279

>He makes retarded threads.
Kys faggot.

>>33385279
>this faggot doesn't lovingly assign a name to his most valued tools
>he probably didn't even name his first one

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>>33385279
HER name is Charlene.

>>33385279
>not adding buffs to your guns
My 1911A1 turns from blued to parkerized when nips are near.

>>33385313
accurate depiction of typical M14fag

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>somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
>she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

>>33385279

my AR is emily
my marlin XT-22 is samantha
my hipoint c9 is La'Quishria

>>33385325
More like richfag if they can afford one.

>>33385279
You talk about Alyssa like that again and ill come over there and fuckstart your head

>>33385279
Just because I named my 1911 Forehammer I get ridiculed. It's absurd.

>>33385366

Well, the years start comin

>>33385399
Maybe because you should be calling it Foehammer instead

>>33385296
Let me guess you gave your Mosin a Russian girls name right?

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>>33385279
>he don't have holy guns

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>>33385437
SHIT

Even iOS mocks me.

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>>33385466
Nothing wrong with having your guns blessed so they do an additional 1D6 damage to Undead.

>>33385462
Naming guns is autismal but Russian girls' names are pretty great. Just hearing "Katarina" gives me a boner.

>>33385466

>my gun will never be blessed by the pope


why live brehs

>>33385508
You don't want those skeletons to respawn

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>>33385508
Nothing wrong indeed

I'm so sorry TayTay! TayTay please forgive me! I didn't mean to sin, TayTay! TayTay please absolve my sins! TayTay, help me! I love you, TayTay!

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>Giving firearms people names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-dLzzQuVM

>>33385279
I name my bints.

>>33385462

Actually don't own a Mosin. I also don't name my guns either. Kys fag.

>>33385462
I named mine Bob

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>>33385319

>>33385296
I'm going to help you out since you're new to 4chan. when you see a meme thread you can ignore it. if you want to respond you can respond with a response meme. in this case something like
>practicing on iron sights
>not buying an acog with new rifle
you see this is funny because you actually should practice on iron sights with a new rifle before you decide how to modify it.
what you don't want to do is respond to the meme literally. this shows you are unfamiliar with 4chan and memes in general.
anyway I hope you learned something today. enjoy your stay and tell /r/4chan we said sup.

I got a nickname for my all my guns

a desert eagle that I call big pun

>>33386009

I wish I was a newfag, then it wouldn't remind me how much time I've wasted on this sight.

What it does show is that I don't care to learn about a autistic memes.

I also use to tripfag on here all the time as Coldsteelfag. So if you're not a newfag, you'll remember me.

>>33386009

You sound like a faggot.
That's bad when it's coming from me.

>>33386134
like all tripfags you assume I give a fuck about you. this gets tossed around as an insult around here but you really would be better off on reddit. they don't tolerate memes.

>>33386134
>you'll remember me.
Except i filter literally all tripfags so i never remember any of your cancerous kind

Oh my god....who touched Sasha?

WHO TOUCHED SASHA!

My guns are all named "Nigger Eraser"

>>33386028
a two shot that I call 2pac

and a dirty pistol that love to crew hop

Shield: Belle

1911-A1: Dawn Elise

Maverick 88: Ruth

16 in AR: Athena

20 in AR: Artemis

>>33385412
And they don't stop comin'

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>>33388000
And they don't stop checkin'

>>33385379
As Lawrence was.

>>33385279

>she makes the L the wrong way

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>>33385279

Named my shotgun Arlene.

;)

I named my Chinese nugget after my Chinese ex.

>>33388240
Ping Pong?
Loveyoo Longtiiim?

>>33388607
Cindy, which she didn't know was short for Cynthia (her real name is Xin). Chicoms usually pick nicknames sorta, kinda, not really close to their real names.

>>33387708
>not calling the two shot 2tap

>>33388617
TenDorra is more apt

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>>33388000

>>33385371
>my hipoint c9 is La'Quishria
kek
>>33386298
>WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
Meme Fortress 2: Hat Simulator

My WASR is Luiza, Romanian for "Famous in War"
Just got a Arsenal SLR-107 FR yesterday, Need to find a Bulgarian name for her.
ARs and other new US made guns don't rate a name.
Too many nuggets to bother naming.
My maks are named Mak 1 and Mak 2, the uglier one
P64 is Finger Flexer 9000

I named my ARs Laverne and Shirley.

My CZ 2075 is Czechmate.
My CZ 70 is Czechi Breeki
My CZ 52 is Tokareving Care of Business
My Nagant pistol is Commissar Shhotski.
My Czech Duo is called Pockety.

I call my CZ 75 BD "Some Knowledge." As in "let me hit you with some knowledge."

Sorry I have more fun than you guys.

>>33388768
CZ lover
I liek you
can we be friends?
can we be moar than friends?
How you liek RAMI?
I want RAMI
can I have your RAMI?
gib me your RAMI

>>33385279

I named my SKS after the Vietnamese prostitute I lost my virginity to when I was 21. Linh.

>>33388818
bespoke

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>>33385296

>>33388617
Can confirm all the Chinese exchange students at the local university do this. Usually because they get so pissed that no one can say their names correctly.

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>>33385558

>>33385279
Yes I do. Veronica is my love, and I maintain that.

I care for her, hold her, and make her feel well. That's love if I've ever seen it(just an assumption)

You leave Branislava and Lesya out of this

I named my SKS Keke after my first girlfriend. Mostly because she was Asian.

>>33385279
Tay tay is calling herself a loser here

>>33385466
Fuck, I want that.

>>33385279
>L on her forehead
They don't stop coming
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>>33385325
Accurate depiction of the typical muhreen.

>>33391233
Hooah sergeant!!

I got a nickname for all my guns
a Desert Eagle that I call Big Pun
a two shot that I call Tupac
and a dirty pistol that love to crew hop
my TEC 9 Imma call T-Pain
my 3-8 snub Imma call Lil Wayne
machine gun name Missy so loud

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>>33387863
Beretta Cx4: Sonia
>Russian model with 500mm barrel, came with Russian manual and tags possibly indicating police order
>could be why the serial isn't in Beretta's database
Mauser M1891: Ana
>originally Analise but shortened to Ana because of hacked off barrel
Mannlicher M95M: Lena
>Yugo conversion of M95
>name is common in both Serbia and Austria
CZ 620 Big Game: Layla
>turkroach name because turkroach gun
>CZ 620 is actually an Akkar Karatay 20 made in Turkey and imported by CZ-USA

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>>33391408
man you're autistic

>>33388197
>mirrors are the devil's magic

People that give their guns human names don't have any friends.

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>>33385325
True, I wanted an M1 Garand, but I already had too much of .308 and 7.62 NATO to justify another caliber.

>>33385462
yes Natasha and Natalia

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>>33385462
S-SHUT UP

>>33386134
>used

>>33388208
did Eric actually name his shotgun Arlene?

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I didn't just name my guns, I named my guns after anime girls. The fuck are you going to do about it, Taytay?

>>33387708
my tec 9 that I call t-pain

a .38 snub imma call lil wayne

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>>33385325
It's ok, anon. Some of us gotta have shit taste.

>>33385279
naming guns is cringy as fuck

>>33385279
tou-tou and fifi do not appreciate this thread

Winchester Model 12 trench gun is named Bonesaw...

What of it?

>>33385279
I lol'd

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>>33385279
Her name is Margaret Sanger :3

>>33385462
Named mine Tatiana :^)

>>33393901
>Arlene
Yes. After Arlene Sanders from the Doom novels.

>>33388081
Hey now I'm a...

>named my 10mm Tina because nigger call their 9mm Nina

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>tfw nobody gets your racist jokes

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>>33385279
>he doesn't name each of his guns

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>>33385558
l0l

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>AR-15
Yen
>Polish AKMS
Triss
naturally, I prefer Yen :^)

>>33385397
>fuckstart
What does that even mean?

>>33386383
That's pretty edgy my friend.

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>>33400973
which gun are you going to name Shani, friendo?

>>33401149
I think mouth fuck roughly like trying to start a lawn mower.

>>33394359
Sauce Tovarisch?

>>33392284
You coulda gotten one of them gay navy ones in 308

>>33401379
git out.

>>33401379
It's shitty waifubait with an MLP tier fanbase. Pretend you saw nothing.

>>33401379
"Upotte!"

Might be spelled with two Ps. Can't remember.

>>33386028
>>33386028
>>33386028
>>33386028

>>33402133
End your worthless existence.

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>>33402234

>>33402234
>guard
>mcnig
>/ak/ and patch threads in general
The fanbase part is undeniable.
The anime is objectively shit by every metric. The portion of the manga I read was poorly written and the art was terrible and while some of the newer art I've seen posted looks better, it's still not good.
I don't think anyone is defending the creator, he's a scumbag, but just in case you don't know he's an obese pedophile (3DPD not just loli) noguns with Wikipedia gun "experience".

>>33385462
My 1926 Tula Hex is named Svetlana

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>>33385279
tay please stop posting on /k/

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>>33386298
>touched
That's not how you say, "liberated" anon

>>33402379
Well I like it a lot, so we'll just have to agree that we disagree, ok kind sir?

On related news, fuck yourself with a rake.

>>33403251
Ok, that's your business, but it means you're a weirdo with shit taste who needs to fuck off and take his brony tier garbage with him.

Coming up at 6, you fucking yourself with a lit candle. Stay tuned.

>>33403323
The only one who needs to fuck off is you you normie shitstain.

Now next is Jim on sports:
>Thank Jim, now the top news today is that anon is a gigantic faggot that just won't stop sucking dicks no matter what! The only thing that will stop him will be his most needed suicide. Can you believe this Jim?
>It's certainly baffling Jim
>Damn right it is Jim