Ava Nex Alea

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>>33383486
Sadly, I do not. But I think of the /k/ube every day and smile at her glory.

>>33383486
By the way, who are our patron saints? I know Kalashnikov is the patron saint of assault rifles, but what about other firearms?

>>33383486
I have a copy of the Holy S/k/ripture. Where can I post the file? Docs won't let me share

>>33383730
Paul Mauser for giving us the Model 98 action.

>>33383849
>One of the prayers

Our Gunfather, who art of Hell,

Hollowpoint be thy name

Ah Nuuuuuuuuuuuu

Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

Give us today

Our daily /k/ rations

And forgive not our misfires

As we forgive not those who misfire against us

And lead us all unto Destruction

And deliver us from Peace

For Thine is The War, the Power, and the Gore,

Now and Forever

Ave Nex Alea

>>33383730
>Taken from the S/k/ripture

Herein Are Named Our Holy Saints

(Those touched by the Kube):

Sun Tzu, Patron of Strategy

Scipio Africanus, Patron of Generals and their Advisors

Alexander of Macedon, The Great, Patron of Courage and the Arts

Alfred the Great, Patron of the mercy

Genghis Khan, Patron of Conquest

Saint Sergei Mosin, protector of poorfriends and bearer of the almighty Nugget

Saint John Moses Browning, protector of gunsmiths

Saint Sergei Simonov, Patron saint of Anons Innawoods.

Saint Simo Häyhä, Patron of Death

Saint Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev, Remover of Kraut, Patron of Aim.

Saint Mikhail Kalashnikov, The Great Prophet

Saint Eugene Stoner, Protector of Operators globally.

Saint Dugan Ashley, Patron of Knowledge

Saint Chesnokov the Pious, protector of drunkards and slavshit

Saint Willis, giver of laughter

Saint Hickok45, Patron of the Good Life, Teacher to all

Baby Galaxy, Patron of Hope.

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>>33383888
I made a thing.

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>>33383928

>>33384072
>>33384330
Nioce

>>33383928
Shouldn't Browning be Patron of Invention?
Literally every one of his designs are used in some way or another in almost every gun today

About fucking time. Ava nex alea.

Also, where the fuck is our beloved Zergface? And Ian the great teacher on topic of rare and obscure guns?

Ave Nex Alea \ o /

Ave nex alea

>>33386037
Idk my dude, I just copy pasted

>>33384072
>Who art of hell
We aren't fucking satanists. If anything we believe in heaven or Valhalla.

>>33383928
>sain Ian, Guardian of history and patron of the forgotten

>>33383928
>Saint Elmer Keith, Patron of Magnum, Protector of Handloaders

>>33390855
Isn't the Murder/k/ube the embodiment of war? And isn't war Hell?

>>33391333
Yeah but it sounds extremely edgy

>>33391342
Yeah, it does, and initially I kind of agreed with you.

But, we're talking about a pretend religion based on a cube made of weapons, called the Murder/k/ube. That's fairly edgy already. Once you've gone this far I figure you might as well go full bore.

>>33391333
>being this edgy
Just say "Who are/art of war". you fucking faggot.