/k/ Patch Thread

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>>33381181
That'd be pretty nice, if anyone can make the translation, I'll do the edit.
>I just need to figure out what font was used, reeeeeeee

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Trying Skinwalker supply co. Then order from there.
Shadilay brother.

>>33381255
What?

When are the ring wing safety squad patches gonna be back up. ?

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>>33381555 (Checked)
Soon

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sample

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>>33381718
I don't like printed, but I'll probably buy it.

>>33381246
well the russian guy will return eventually

>>33381746
sublimated patch

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I made a thing.

Didn't realize there was a new thread.

>>33381957
I would buy this if you made them to sell.

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>>33380775
>they were purchased through a third party and imported in (just like KommandoStore).

Not correct at all
They had the fabric produced by one company and sewn up by Tru-Spec

>will be imported

That just means it's Chinese which no one wanted

>>33381156
all "printed" patches are sublimated to my knowledge

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>>33381962

I am. It'll be a week or two.

I will also sell them with the option to add your own text so you can have a WoodChan keychain holding a sign that says "Toyota" for your spare keys or whatever.

I have one on the keys to my laser that says "Master Laser" on it.

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>>33381988
>Toyota

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>>33382011
>Toyota
>Hell yeah

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floofy bush, kek, crusader chan, Delta Squad, 505, and Storm drop at 6pm CST as in 1 hour 15 minutes

>>33382021
I just wish they could import their super heavy duty trucks.

Ya know the same trucks that ISIS is using to make those sturdy as fuck technicals. The fuckers are tough as hell.

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>>33381957
Is the wood keychain engraved on both sides?

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CMESKL & Die Glocke have arrived!
>Will go live 23rd of March at 1800 CST

>Blemishes will be $2.50 cheaper
There are a couple of "blemish" patches where they are starting to separate from the velcro, this can be fixed by a bit of superglue or sewing if you so choose

They do come with custom cut loop so you can attach to whatever you'd like

>Newsletter update
At the bottom of the website you will find a link where you can sign up for the "skog summer camp list" to stay up to date with all the new heat we will be dropping

As always if you have questions and I don't respond to the bread, email me at
>[email protected]

>>33382042
the Hilux is not heavy duty at all, they just don't have bullshit emissions garbage ruining their total lifespan

>>33382106
dropped my name

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>>33382021
Stop bullying my car!

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>>33381988
You'll make an assload of cash if you make twingo car keychain and shill on
/o/.

>>33382085

I tried but it's a little difficult because it's not symmetrical. To make them in any quantity would've been a nightmare so just one-sided for now.

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>>33382207

What is twingo?

>>33382220
googl3e

>>33382220
more shitty /o/ memes

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>>33382220
/o/'s version of the glock

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>>33382220
Ultimate meme car of /o/

>>33382267
was my first car. pretty spacious for a small car.

>>33382267
Is there any connection between it and the carbon motor company? The logos look similar. The e7 was the domestic /k/ car. Rip

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>people talking about their first cars
>mfw

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r8 my ride

My first car was (is) a 2000 Cadilac Escalade. Tires are balled, left back window is busted, and I'm slowly working to repair the broken interior door handles.

>>33382594
nice licence plates/10

>>33382594
good resell value/10

>>33382594
>2017
>still hasnt updated plates

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>>33381226
Where to find kek flag patch ?

>>33382594
gay taco

>>33382686
Merlins shop

>>33382686
http://merlinsmagicalmerrows.bigcartel.com

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>>33382672
>>33382717

But the yellow ones are ugly and Tacos are great

Pls don't bully me

The only cars I've ever owned have been 01' Tacoma's. This is my second.

>>33382738
either Tundra or nothing

>>33382745

That's a big truck.

>>33382750
2hu

>>33382722
>>33382732

Danke /k/amraden

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Get patch from AI, it says "Germany NO!" on the envelope.
What did he mean by this?

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>>33382767
It means you dips should start putting order comments so I'm not dying of crippling depression while packing and have funny shit to laugh at.

>>33382738
i know nothing about cars
also you're right the old ones are pretty aesthetic

Where does everyone to get one off patches made? Ive been binging on Wildlands and want to get a Santa Muerte patch made.

>>33381226
Wow, my patch made the OP, that's fucking awesome!

>>33381988
Very nice, any clue what the character limit would be? I want to make a "For rectal use only" one and send it to NEET.

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>>33382787
>Fun
>Germany

I'll remember it for the next time I'm ordering from you.

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>>33382594
> owning new cars
Kinda seeing the appeal these days.

>>33382873
ew

>>33382034
Hey, restock package art, I want more of your drawings for my collection.

>>33382796
>one off patches
We normally don't. Most places either have a 10 patch minimum order, are exorbitantly expensive to have a single patch made, or are dogshit.

Go ahead and post whichever patch(es) you wanted made, GR:W is big enough now that maybe someone here will pick it up and run it.

>>33382787
>you dips should start putting order comments
Having now done a dozen orders, I understand the sentiment. I'm trying to draw shit for y'all, and if you give me nothing to go on, the GF is going to grab it and doodle on it, and you probably don't want that.

Speaking of, I hope you like your package art Ai, we both worked on it for you.

>>33382873
That is one sexy beast.

>>33382822

I'll have to tally it up. I may be able to make the sign bigger. It'll take a little time to get everything figured out so I'll keep you guys posted.

>>33382873

At least it's classy.

>>33382887
>I hope you like your package art Ai, we both worked on it for you.
Patiently waiting my bodily fluids to arrive.

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>>33382594
Yoters are good trucks. But I go for that shock and awe. Got a firebird Tree-fiddy bored and stroked to a 383. Replaced most of the drive train with truck counterparts. Had the ol gril since I was 15. Why not operate in style.

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>mfw I have no decent picture of my car and the only picture I have is grainy

>>33382873
Sour, mah nigga
>>33382921

>>33382911
>bodily fluids
Decided against that, didn't want to start that game with you, especially since I'm not the one who gets the mail.

>>33382921
>a fucking trailer park

>>33381978
>Sev remembrance Patch
You son of a bitch, I didn't need these feelings

NEEEEEET put up the patches so I can go to sleep

>>33382594
Speaking of cars I wonder what I would get. I've put off getting a car fro quite a while but I need one now. I've been eyeing Miatas (first gen) but I'm wondering what else is there. A Honda Eh2 would be nice but those usually were sold with no AC and I live in Vegas so...

>>33382944
white trash

>>33382034
>drop at 6pm CST as in 1 hour 15 minutes
Well, it's 5 minutes overdue

>>33382944
>owning your own mobile base of operations for literal pennies on the dollar.
>mass production mcmansion on wheels
>hitching up and leaving as you please
I've stated many times that I live in a shipping container

>>33382944
>Trailer park

Those don't look like trailers. Save for the one parked in the dude's driveway.

>>33382987
Dude, it looks like the set for TPB.

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>>33382999

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>>33382999
Not really.

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>>33382887
Theres some really bad ass pics thatd make good patches.

>>33382967
>set alarm so dont miss
>super tired but wake up for drop
>not up
REEWEE

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tfw you will never live in a shipping container with sticker and travel the country together seeing the beauty of america.

Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>33383006
>the movie
was shit, I'm talking about the show itself

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>>33382960
>>33382967
>>33383014

>>33382873
monica

I've got a '64 El Camino, but it's a faggy mustard yellow color.

>>33382738
Can confirm, old NY plates look better than new ugly orange shit.
Personally the old white and red plates were pretty neat

>mfw eyeing a Toyota pickup as a first car for some time. That or a Saab before they went under

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Neet what the fuck, I want my Kek patch.

AI
I

When are you dropping the new patches?

>inb4 "soon"

NEET REEEEEEEEE

NEET IS A

F E L L O N

>>33383015
Just build yourself a "tiny house" container style and hit the road. Nothing's stopping you but you home slice.

Where were you when NEET #betrayed the patch community?

>>33383043
Read the thread.

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>>33383061
Sleeping in my chair. I fucking hate NEET now.

>>33383063
tbd soon?

>>33383063
>Read the thread.
>"end of the month"
Yeah, well that's fucking NOW.
It's not good enough, I need my patches dog damnit. REEE

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>>33382822
I just ordered a kek flag. mail it plzzzz

>>33383061
Sleeping, alarm set to wake me up halfway through my 'night' just for a patch drop. Trying to sleep between two 10 hour shifts. So tired.

Fuck patches are one hellavu drug.

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NEET, quit shooting black people and update your page.

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NEET what the fuck are you doing?

wtf I hate NEET now

NEET is worse than a nigger

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I bet this is some sort of ploy to get us to spam his name and raise even more hype for the patches.

RIP NEET

Press "F" to pay respects

>>33383140
truly made me think
(or you are just NEET trying to damage control as anon)

FUCK YOU LEAF

i-ts not ll-like i wanted your patches anyway baka!

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WHERE DID NEET GO

>>33383151
NEET isn't a leaf though.

maybe NEET is holding the patches for ransom for facebook likes
EVERYONE HURRY AND LIKE HIS PAGE

>>33383151
>Leaf

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It was all a ruse to see who fell for the fluffy patch bait

>NEET goes MIA
But hey, at least he ran off before he could take our money, that's always something. :^)

>>33383165
Fuck that, I ain't using fagbook for that

>>33383165
Which one was his store page again? I couldn't find it last night. And didn't he mention selling to his FB store people first, or letting them buy it before it was up or something?

>>33383007
Nice, got anything else in particular?

>>33383094
Will do, should have non-Pepe orders out again by Thursday. Maybe.

NEET HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANT TO BUY THE AWOO BUSH SO I CAN BURN IT

>>33383167
>>33383163
Hes a leaf in my heart.

>>33383192
>And didn't he mention selling to his FB store people first, or letting them buy it before it was up or something?
Yeah, but he still said he'd drop them 6pm CST for US HERE IN THE THREAD

>>33383198
Honorary leaf

Well, you deserve all the bullying you can get now NEET

>>33383192
>>33383200
His facebook store just links to his regular store?

>>33383214
He earned it the moment he shoved a keychain up his ass

So did anyone on neet's facebook group get to order?

>>33383217
true

>>33383216
Don't ask me m8, I have no idea how fagbook merchantery works

>>33383222
>>33383228
No because unless I'm missing something there's no other way to order besides his actual store website.

>>33383222
I'm in the group, and nah, nothing showed up there for this.

I'm honestly getting worried about him now. Hope he's alright.

Have to sleep, hope there are patches left when I get up.

Fucking stay on time when you say you will NEET.

>>33383238
Is his group different from www.fb.com/NEETpatch/ ?

>>33383234
>>33383238
>check NEETs FB
>fagbookers get free shipping
wew

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>he isn't answering my PMs

>he grants free shipping to facebook cucks
Fucking WGW-tier. Kill yourself NEET.

>>33383250
Everyone gets free shipping retard.

>>33383247
It's /NEETpatchguy now. Can't find his store group and FB is being dumb.

>>33383263
Nah m8, it's 71 cents.

>>33383257
Like I said in >>33383146

He's dead Jim

RIP

It's official, NEET must be died.

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>>33383277
No, that's the one that got shut down.

>>33383259
>>33383278
I just ordered one of the last 3 megumin patches earlier today and it was free. This is on his website.

F NEET
etc

>>33383296
that means his designs are up for grabs right?

>>33383301
The fugg? Or maybe it's just international that costs moneyz?

>>33383310
Yoop, Youjo Senki NAO!!!!

>>33383310
Well, if NEET is kill then someone else must make the patches that we've been waiting for for so long.

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>>33383257
>PMs
What is this, 2005?

NEET, I have loads of shek- I mean, 'designs' for you only if you come out and speak~!

Calling dibs on keychains if he's RIP

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SPEED SPEED LOVER GAMES NOT OVER

We talking about cars now?

>>33383333
>those digits
Oh shit

>>33383333
Quads confirm Ai gets the Keychains.

>>33383333
You can have all the shit covered keychains you want.

>>33383333
Only if you're willing to shove one up your ass

>>33383344
>>33383345
>posted same second

Fuck off you dubdubs stealing jew.

>>33381246
the words are:
happy / cheery
commandos
to cause / to call out / to send for / to summon / to challenge / to provoke

i'm supposed to be able to speak russian, but the meaning elludes me

unless you're supposed to start reading from вызвaть...

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>>33383333
If that's what we're doing, I'll carry on the fluffy patches and Konosuba stuff.

Damnit NEET, don't be dead...

>>33383332
That's a nice picture. I'm gonna save that picture.

>>33383333
Kek is among us.

>>33383344
>>33383345
>posted same second
Very nice

>>33383356
git gud skrub, those milliseconds count

>>33383376
I ran out of millishekels.

>>33383333
Well I ain't ever buying no keychain from NEET after that certain event, so you can have it all m8 :^)

>>33383333
>>33383366
Calling RS & Metro stuff

>>33383388
Wut event?

>>33383359
its trigger happy kommandos
he had to make it sound awkward because there is no way to say trigger as in to trigger someone in russian apparently
or thats what we have been told the last hundred times this has came up

>>33383395
Calling any design I can actually sell out. I want to know what that feels like.

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>>33383396

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>>33383414
>Calling any design I can actually sell out. I want to know what that feels like.

>>33383414
You have like 4 patches sold out.

>inb4 NEET was actually a felon all along

>>33383422
Okay, designs I didn't lift directly from my namesake. Any original or pseudo-original design I've tried hasn't really worked out.

>>33383417
jesus christ

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>>33383417
Beautiful

He's only pretending, right?

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Press S to spit on grave

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>>33383527
FTFY
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>>33383527
>posted exactly 1 hour after NEETs disappearance
>right down to the millisecond

>>33383537
F

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>>33383527
S

>>33383537
F

>>33383537
F

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>>33383537
F

>>33383537
d-did neet get sent to the moon with opsec?

restock poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12580984

>>33383537
Say it ain't so, Joe... If I wake up for work and NEET is confirmed KIA, I'm burning his state to the ground.

Anyone nearby to go check on him? We all know what the house looks like, and most of us have ordered from him, so it isn't impossible.

>>33383609
Aesthetic pls

>>33383617
Isn't the house picture of his old place?

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>>33383192
Theres a ton to draw from by googling "Santa Muerte".

>>33383641
no

>>33383641
current

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Just so we're clear. I am not responsible for anything you guys shove up your ass.

NEW PATCHES ARE UP

Oh, hey, for anyone who ordered a Kek with no Pepe from me, can you confirm that you got the shipping email? I've got an anon asking about it and I want to make sure things are working.

And for anyone waiting on their Pepe, I'm having them hand made by my Asian friend, so they'll hopefully be made by Friday, and shipped then or Saturday.

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requesting someone do a better job then I did.

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>>33383417
god dammit.

>>33383609
My buddy in the army just got assigned to the M240, I want to get him an FN NATO for him to wear on his chest piece.

>>33383664
>first patch
>already outsourcing production to asia

>>33381226
Isn't this already a thread?

>>33352390

>>33383656
>no buttcrack showing
Disappointing.

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>>33383685
You lost buddy?

>>33383695
Dude
no

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>>33383617
(F)ly me to the moon.

RIP Neet, we barely knew ye

>>33383656
You're responsible for everything I shove up my ass.

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>>33383662
At least I'll get some patches tonight.

>>33383656
Wood do you still have the original thighs pic from the patch? I got a great idea if it pans out for jew.
>>33383695
Ziplock senpai.

>>33383662
I love ya, Skin, but the text on Right Girl of the Free World sucks ass.

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>>33383708
>You're responsible for everything I shove up my ass.
Should I be getting the zapper or..?

>>33383646
Fair, I'll look into it later.

>>33383656
I love you so much, Wood.

>>33383662
And new patches bought. I seem to always have orders coming in. Maybe this is why I'm poor.

>>33383708
I wanted to take a weekend vacation to [REDACTED] and try to meet up with him. I guess I'll be wearing a suit and bringing flowers to leave for him if I do.

>>33383723
subtle pence patch when

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>>33383695

>>33383743

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>>33383712

This one?

>>33383767
Si senor.

>>33383723
I don't actually insert things in my bung (far as I'm currently aware).

>>33383726
>turns out neet's just at the grocers or something
>comes back home with his keychain lube and mango snapple from the pen
>finds flowers, memorial photos, and dragon dildoes on his doorstep

>>33383809
Let's get back to reality, because NEET probably had a heart attack and is drooling on his keyboard right now.

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Guys I know we're just memeing, but I'm seriously worried.

Last PM I got from him was at 12 today.

>>33383809
Someone needs to work on a NEET Remembrance Memorial patch to commemorate the time when NEET was RIP in peaces.

I'm going to bed, wake me when patches happen or we find NEET is kill.

>>33383879
>going to bed at 8

Someone start a betting pool for NEET's cause of death. My guess is perforated colon.

>>33383876
What did he tell you?

>>33383885
>going to bed ever

>>33383885
>not waking up at 4am

>>33383876
his last post was at 6:04 EST

his last words were
>more shitty /o/ memes

>>33383894

US Marshals apprehended him.

>>33383911
NEET was run over by a Twingo.

>>33382921
My guy.

>>33383894
Ai

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>tfw I keep refreshing NEET's page and the featured patches rearrange and it gives me a brief moment of hope before the crushing disappointment

>>33383876
i talked to him 2 hours ago, im guessing his boss called and told him get your ass out here to drive a backhoe or something.

>>33383957
Someone check the weather near him, has it snowed heavily, if so then Skin is correct.

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>>33383332
Okay I can't reply to all of these

>lay down
>forget to set alarm
>wake up hour and a half late

SHIT

THEY"RE UP

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>>33384031
HE LIVES

>>33384031
HE'S ALIVE, LORDY JESUS HE'S ALIVE

DON'T YOU EVER SCARE US LIKE THAT AGAIN YOUNG MAN.

>>33384031
nice try ai
we all know neet went to the moon

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>>33384031
you made me worry! what if the CIA sent you to the moon?

>>33381246
If I still had the font, I'd tell you. :(
I've been AFK from /k/ for a while in an attempt to save money so I haven't been in here for a while.

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>>33384031
Had me worried just a little there

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>>33384031
You better not act like me and be late to things all the time because of faulty timekeeping.

>>33384031
wait what
are some missing?

>>33384063
>CIA
>implying it wasn't Ai

>>33384031
Sure thing Ai, seems you've finally gotten to NEET. Another patch store taken over the by leaf menace.

>>33384220
Flip his trip name add a "C" it spells CiA coincidence I think not.

>>33384227
>>33384245
Probably spent this whole time trying to find the sticky note on which NEET wrote his tripcode

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>>33384098
the best I can do is say I think I got it from here, but I'm having trouble finding it now.
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/list/language/cyrillic
The merriweather font is sort of close though.

>>33384220
>>33384227
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>>33384265
I can neither confirm nor deny this

>>33384270
Don't you have the .ai or .psd?

>>33384031
what is holo wolf envelope?

>>33384296
How do I get a government job to shill on the 4 chan CiA.

>>33384296
No, I don't have the .xcf.
I think I just edited it a lot in one night, my group agreed it was good, I saved it as a .png, and closed gimp.
Loooots of regret for that right now.
I also went through most of my installed fonts and couldn't find the font.

>>33384322
Alright, no worries. I'll figure it out.

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>>33384193
see>>33382034

>>33384316
envelope with Holo on the outside

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>>33384320
>tfw not being paid to shitpost

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>>33384352
>>33384320
You guys don't get paid to shitpost?

Get on my lvl newgoyim.

>>33384435
I'm an intern

>>33384435
I get paid and watch anime at my workstation. I think I did good.

>33384524
*At my work I get to watch anime.

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>>33382220
better that you dont know

>>33383414
I know that feel bro, kinda I haven't tried an original design yet.

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Hey Raz, thanks man.

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Hey woodpatch, I want to do a commission for an edf themed recruiting poster, do I need artwork already or are able to draw that shit?

>>33384711
You're welcome, guy.

>>33384746

Can't draw. Need artwork. I can assemble an image with different bits of things and add text but I can't do an image from scratch.

>>33383664
I got my confirmation email

>>33384031
Bought, stop making so many funny things I'd like to own now.

Thanks.

>>33383664
I got one

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Sat down and did a shop on how the eyes and mouth should be, I'm submitting this to the company to fix, along with getting the background a bit darker.

Any thoughts?

>>33385178
>that eye movement
>Do you really think someone would do that, Slavoj?
>Be a kebab?

>>33385178
looks much better
can't wait

>>33385178
that's pretty much perfect

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>>33385330
that light is FUTURE as fuck

Got the sample for this

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>>33385178
>>33385245
Kek

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>>33385377
This patch never fails to amuse me

>>33385391
still wish those eyes would have been kept

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>>33385391
KEK I still have the full edit

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>>33385377
Noice.
>>33383767
Check this edit simple subtle yet elegent

>>33384031
Nice try skinwalker

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>>33385368
Very nice

>>33385461
>play serbia strong at .5 speed.png

>>33385473
VERY NICE

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>>33385473
>keychains on buttplugs

You've given me my next big idea

>>33385527
im not ACTUALLY a skinwalker

>>33385562
Nice try skinwalker

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>>33385473

>>33385555
repeating numbers command it

>first Opsec disappears, Ai "buys off him his remaining merch"
>then Ai, coming back with a suspicious reason
>then Polarise
>now NEET disappeared, coming back with a suspicious reason
There's something fucky going on...

>>33385625
I wouldn't worry about it

>>33385625
Notice how both NEET and Ai disappeared for exactly 2 or so hours?

>>33385567
>>33385562
Iw ouldn't worry about it, anon

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>>33385562

>>33385461
fuck, my sides.

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>>33385368
Ebin

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>>33382106
Oh no I'll be in class then.

>>33385368
Fug :DDDD

>>33383250
domestic gets free shipping up to 4 patches

>tfw haven't unfucked my shipping

>>33383259
see above

>>33383278
you're international

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>tfw wrote a super duper nice letter to my postlady about how much I'm thankful for the job she's doing, and for delivering my mail everyday, but how I'm struggling with the current mailbox that they put in, because it's so small and can't fit my big envelopes and blah blah and how I'd really love if she could see about them installing a proper big mailbox outside so I can drop off all my packages
Also included a box of those merci chocolates

>>33386100
I'm not sure your mail lady has that kind of pull bro.

>>33386100
Trying to get the mail tang I see

Be sure to use protection senpai.

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I always worry I'm upsetting my post office. I just dropped off over 100 big ass envelopes with Thigh Samplers and a bunch of little ones today and filled up their mailbox and as I was driving away I saw him come out and start emptying it.

>>33386131
>thigh sampler in the mail

Yes.

>>33386131
Make them a "mail appreciation" plaque or something.

>>33386069
Hey NEET, I ordered a megumin eyepatch earlier today since there were so few left and then 4 more when you released the new ones. I didn't realize 4 was the cutoff for free shipping. Is there a way you could just charge me the shipping somehow? I wasn't trying to game your system here.

>>33386131
I see it as it being their job and you are providing them a secure employment by working them, and could create more jobs if they need more to sort said packages. You are doing good.

That's why I have no problem with putting trash in a newly emptied trashcan while the janitor is still nearby. If I weren't to put trash in there, then there would be no need for him, thus he would not have a job.

>>33386110
Doesn't hurt to try desu

>>33386126
I've got a bowlful just for the occasion.

>>33386131
They've probably seen your big ass stamp on the outside of the packages, and your name
>Ah shit, it's that Wood patch fucker, wonder what sort of stupid shit he's shipping now
>Jim go take care of it

My postlady has been pretty kind when I hand her a box full of envelopes.

>>33386131
lol my carrier fucking hates me.

I'm buying either lead for bullets or actual bullets by the thousands every week.

I can just see him going
>alright, [anon's address]
>this can't be *too* bad today, only 1 box and it's less than 10x10x6
>NOPE, it's fucking 60lbs because he bought a large flat-rate mailer full of lead ingots *again*
And then I have to go and confuse him and buy a year's supply of paper towels (2 fucknormous boxes) off amazon and they weigh like 5lbs each.

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>>33385567
>>33385779
>>33385687
>>33385567
i swear, im not

I don't go inside the post office because I don't want to know who I am. Come Christmas I want to send them a big ass gift basket with a copy of the Blu-Ray "The Postman" or whatever and a nice engraved placard but I don't want to send something like that randomly.

If I gotta ship inside I go to the bad post office on the other side of town where they don't get swamped with all my hundreds of stamped envelopes so I don't have to have that conversation.

>tfw three different orders from three diffrent sellers are on the way.

Is it possible to OD on patches?

>>33386169
I really don't care if you do it that way
Unfortunately the options are extremely limited in the postage calculations my site uses so I can't make it like I would like it to be

I can ship them in 2 envelopes and I usually do for when I have to ship 4 large patches

I have it like this for now until I can sit down with my accountant mother and figure out how to unfuck the whole thing without fucking myself on taxes

>>33386202
my dad used to work for fedex and did all the really rural areas

It's only a pain in the ass if you have dogshit steps, live 2 miles down a drive way that just barely fits a prius between the trees, or buy 150 pound boxes plus those first two so he has to carry it most of the way

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>>33386248
OK, sorry m8. Seriously wasn't trying to jew you out on shipping. I just wanted a megumin patch before they were gone.

>>33386246
Yes, when you're a seller and can literally fill a bathtub and bathe in patches.

>>33386266
no big deal
only thing bothering me right now is a lot of people got Holo envelopes and I'm running out of HP™ Ink™

>not going to buy $30 ink again
>going to go buy a new Brother printer with 10x the capability that I can buy a 20 pack of ink for $30 for

I'll have the cost of the printer paid off before I run out of this ream of paper I bought like a month ago

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>>33386293
I put Holo envelopes for both of mine so feel free to just bump me down to normal for one or both.

My orders were:
1735
1716

>>33386248
>dogshit steps
Eh. Kinda. They're in great shape but it's a winding pathway with irregularly spaced ones (usually 3-4 paces apart). The shitty part is it's almost 100 feet from the closest place he could park unless he drives in my yard.
>live 2 miles down a narrow driveway
Quarter mile and it's wide open, but the turnaround is a bitch if I'm home because I'm parked in the easiest spot to turn. Also it's dirt so if it's been raining it's 4wd-required.
>or buy 150 pound boxes plus those first two
Normal lead order is 300+lbs so it's in at least 5 separate boxes (depending on ingot shape you can get between 50 and 60lbs in a large USPS flat-rate). Plus potentially shit from Amazon/Ebay, and actual-bullet orders can range anywhere from 20 to 400lbs depending on how shitty the seller wants to be to the delivery guy.

I live very rurally so unless it's overnighted both UPS and FedEx hand off to the rural USPS carrier under contract.

>>33386292
im thinkin of putting ">implying" either below the coztanza patch or on the side. what do you think friendo?

>>33386315
I should be able to get through them
Worst case scenario I have to switch to black and white instead of color

>>33386321
Sounds good, gives it more meaning desu

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Throwing up another 10 of these

Probably not restocking them for awhile

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>>33386293
Sorry, but Holo's my waifu and I had to.

>>33386354
Do you do delivery art my niggy?

>>33386413
not at the moment
been way to busy with IRL things to take the time and I am getting RAPED with orders at the moment

I struck gold with these apparently

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>>33386354
>put in order saying to combine it with my other one for Delta Squad
>get email as I confirm that that order was processed and shipped

Whelp.

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>>33386428
Nigger you can have all my monies
Also
>comic sans
I will drive all the way up there from Texas to teach that ass a lesson I swear to god.

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Looking back through all my orders, I notice a fuck ton of orders from Aussies, and basically all of them bought the big guy patch.

Truly dedicated shitposters.

>>33386500
4 you

>>33386500
>tfw forgot to get the Big Guy patch
fug me in the benis DDD-:

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>>33386476
Every once in awhile I think "maybe I should change it to be more professional", but every time I think this, someone posts and I realize why I leave it that way

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Idea time

Mac Tonight stickers for sticking on the back of stop signs and Hillary stickered Priuses

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Eta on the wendy's patches?

>>33386642
I would unironically buy those provided that they weren't that expensive. Anti-commie action would be a good idea too.

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>run out of room on patch wall
>go to walmart to buy felt
>someone who has no idea what they're doing gets it for me
>its midnight so self checkout only
>apparently they used the wrong label when they gave it to me
>takes 10 minutes
>guy finally says fuck it and just gives it to me
>got a 3' x 6" piece of felt for free

Neat

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>>33386844
Where'd you get the FAL patch above the wood awoo and below the ZS?

>>33386870
a guy here a long time ago, ackshually

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Since we're at bump limit I'll tell you guys too
>been dating this girl from uni for a little under two weeks now
>went to a St. Patricks party together, got drunk and shagged
>very nice
>fast forward to tonight
>texting each other about stupid shit and reach politics
>been trying to positively avoid this topic this whole time, try to change the subject but she keeps pushing it
>she literally tells me she's a communist
>I call her out and pretend she's just kidding
>sends me pic related
>starts to pull out all of these typical commie come backs when I prod her about it
>tmw fucking an unironic commie
had to crop the pic for muh opsec, but that's her right there. The one time I think I've found a girl for me this fucking shit happens.

>>33386987
You just have to put the red pill on your dick and jam it in her mouth as deep as possible.

>>33387025
I told him to figure out if she has a dom fetish and take his nazi gear, pretend it's fake or cosplay gear, then rail her while choking her with a Mauser