CLEAR THE RAMP; 30 SECONDS!!

>>33379582
inb4 leet haxorz

*barfs*

*holds up spork*

*kisses star of david necklace*

LEFT SIDES DICK
RIGHT SIDES DICK

MOVE FAST AND CLEAR THOSE BURGER HOLES

>>33379582

*Starts furiously masturbating*

*looks for arm*

OH SHIT

I LEFT THE SINK ON

*It ain't me starts playing*

*fill my lungs with air so i can play my bagpipe once I hit the beach*

>>33379582
*opens the ramp early*

>>33379697
*fortunate son

>>33379714
Yes that's the band

how do i quickscope?

>Oh boy, right now I would be sitting in Mr Bovinger's math course I'm so lucky

*lights up 5 luckies at once*

>Oh fuck, I forgot the fucking Bangalores, shit just play it cool

*puts in a golfball sized pinch of chew*

death smiles at us all all a man can do is smile back

>>33379672

>"I will avenge the 6 million"

What did he mean by this?

>why the fuck do my fucking balls have to itch right now????

>>33379809
The jews

>>33379582
>>33379681
>>33379694
>>33379681
>>33379751
>>33379776

/k/ a magical place.

*reads letter he just received before leaving england*
>dear John, I'm so sorry but...

*play it cools Hans, they don't know you're a spy yet. Why am I first in line to get off the boat?*

>>33379582
>slips quietly back to the rear of the boat.
Never be the first guy out.

*who even fucking thought of this. Wtf, this has italian general written all over it.*

>>33379667
:3

>>33379809
spreading lies.

>fortunate spoon starts playing

>did I delete my internet history?

>>33379582
Omaha is the evidence that Americans are mindless drones.

Who the fuck would human-wave against german MGs and fortified positions? Especially as you have an entire fleet of shore bombardment ships behind you.

Burgers probably laugh about commies doing "human waves" (which is not historical at all), because they want to divert attention from their own shit tactics in WWII.

>>33379582
*Hmmmm what if we are the real bad guys*

*unsheathes katana*
>hord on dis isn't my boat

>>33379672

*Frags heeb on the beach when noones looking*

>>33379929
Way to ruin it newfag

>>33379582
>Receives message from the future

>You fucking white male scum

>you think you have it hard I got wolf whistled at.

>multiculturalism is out strength, lol thanks for saving Europe for us.

>Your great granddaughter didn't have kids because she was told she would be happy by pursuing her career and sleeping around until her hormones kicked in at 30 and she tried to settle but failed and bought 2 cats and a dog.

*Ramp opens*

>>33379582
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!!!

>>33379916
Laff'd

>>33379929
2000 casualties at Omaha beach.

Compare that to... say... Verdun.

If 2000 deaths is evidence that "Americans are mindless drones" then what does 500,000-800,000 deaths say about Europeans?

>>33379929
truth

>>33379948
butthurt

>>33379949
harsh

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>>33379731
Sweet forced meme, bro

>>33379971
2000 guys killed by a single Aryan Wehrmacht soldier with an MG-42 and a Karabiner 98 Kurz.

A. Single. Soldier.

There is no excuse. Not even Slavs were that dumb, and they had far less fire-support during Winter-War.

*start puking*

>>33379960
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN!!!

>>33379975
That .gif makes me miss 2006 so much

>>33379989
Then what were all the other 7,799 soldiers, artillery, anti-tank guns, and machine guns doing?

Supplying him with ammunition and getting killed?

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>>33379929
Lol, and did those mindless drones storm the beaches with 3 other countries?
4/10 made me respond

>>33380017
in fact, yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh

>Severloh inflicted over 2,000 casualties to American soldiers landing on Omaha Beach on D-Day, Subsequent to the book being published, some have referred to Severloh as “The Beast of Omaha.”

[Gonna get me one of them lugers intensifies]

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>>33379989
>one guy doing everything
No wonder why they lost

>>33380030
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh
>This article has multiple issues

You lost the war wehraboo, fuck off with the revisionist history

>>33380030
and you BELIEVED that shit?

Holy fuck.

You believe one dude is responsible for literally every allied death in an entire beach invasion battle with 85 machine gun emplacements and 4 artillery guns?

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>>33379929

>>33380072
Widerstandsnest 62 was the last Foxhole that resisted and didnt surrender.

Retreating Wehrmacht soldiers literally dumped their belts to Private Severloh as they ran away. At that time, he was in bloodlust and totally ignored how his comrades all ran away, while he continued to shoot at the incoming landing ships.

>>33379582
>did I secure my locker?

*I miss bubba

>>33380109
>unload at the beach
>gunny yells your name
>realize you forgot to put soap on the dish
*sweats profusely*

>>33380096
that still doesn't make any of the suggestions that he held the entire beach single-handed true - or that he inflicted 2,000 casualties on the Americans.

>>33379929
What is the most effective way to assault a fortified position without artillery or naval support?
Real question.

>>33380096
Even Wikipedia knows it's stupid
>"However, Severloh’s claim is not viewed as credible by either US or German historians. Total US casualties (Killed, Wounded, Missing) from all sources at Omaha Beach on D-Day is estimated at 3,686."

>>33380062
>>33380096
>be german soldier
>be retreating because hitler cannot be assed to send his elite SS Panzers to support us
>see some dumb private conscripts not getting it
>dump my ammo into his MG nest
>pat him on his shoulder
>"you doin' great, buddy, dont mind me, I left my stove on"
>looking back
>that retard is still shooting and holding out

>>33380171
get as close as is feasible without being engaged
obscure their positions with smoke and suppress, maneuver out of their fields of fire
get under their guns and use explosives or flame throwers

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>>33379582
TURN BACK

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING

YOU ARE NOT LIBERATORS

TURN BAAAAACK!!!!!

>>33380171
>without artillery or naval support?

fuck tons of air support

What goes through the mind of the dude that is on the very front in the exact second when the ramp lowers?

>>33380171
Without any support? Im going to say lay down as much smoke as possible

>>33380096
and hitler personally blessed his mg42 so the rounds would create a swastika on every jewish soldier it killed

also when he became a pow, rita hayworth was so impressed she divorced orson welles to give him a blowjob and devoted the rest of her life to preaching the values of white nationalism

The only reason he eventually died was because a ZOG mind controlled german nu male assassinated him. they wouldve sent one of their own but severloh was rumored to be able to smell the stench of a rat kike from several kilometers away, which may have contributed to his famed killcount at normandy

>>33380226
>"I hope Jamal doesnt fuck my wife back home."

>>33380202
It's funny because this is probably what really happened in there.

>>33380226
>what goes through his mind
A bullet or 2

>>33380226
probably 8mm mauser

>>33380226
likely a bullet

>>33380240
Fuck that, the only black dude who fucked a white chick consensually before the civil rights movement was Malcolm X.

>>33379582
Serious question: Why was the naval bombardment largely ineffective against the Kraut emplacements? At least in the case of Omaha, did the Navy just up and fuck off because they expected the DD-tanks (That mostly drowned before landings) to take out the bunkers better than they would?

>>33380238
we need to reintroduce flame throwers
>fuckload of thick black smoke on demand
>ideal for clearing bunkers, reach out and touch the enemy
>those unburned forced to retreat deeper or suffer from lack of air, burning eyes and inhale smoke
it's ticks all of the boxes

>>33380280
Bad weather, they overshot the beach, plus the Americans landed on the wrong place at Omaha.

>>33380239
>On every Jewish soldier
You mean that single one who was also Chandler's crazy roommate.

>>33380291
B-But muh geneva treaties

>>33380253
>>33380252
>>33380251
Kek'd

>>33380292
So the Navy was just firing blind, blowing up some farmhouses instead? Makes sense.

>>33380308
>biological weapon intensifies
geneva is toast the moment one side says fuck it

>>33379929
Bad ass motherfuckers

>>33380333
Bio weapons are fucked up, they're even lower than chem.

>>33380333
And providing the offending side wins, then they get to dictate the rules. Because let's be honest, if they are willing to break Geneva, they are willing to give the finger to the UN. Otherwise, get ready for Nuremberg 2.0.

>>33380239
His spirit will return the day when Merkel gets reelected, so that he can kill her personally, along with all the shitskins she has let into Deutschland.

>>33380352
everyone knows it too. all the talk is larping, see obama's redline for modern example

>>33380397
He wasn't German.

>>33380412
Hitler neither.

>>33380005
>THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

>>33380435
>PRIMO VICTORIA

>>33380444
>(Halfway Decent Power Metal Riff)

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>>33379582

>>33379582
The machine guns didn't actually open up as soon as the landing craft lowered their ramps, that was the artillery that had been set up overlooking the beach. The MG42s waited until the infantry had advanced a bit until opening fire.

>>33380758
You know, I've always wondered about why the belt needs to be held up in a belf-fed MG. You always see the gunner either holding it up with his offhand, or the MG support or spotter helping with the belt.

Wouldn't it be a hindrance as you need either an extra man doing nothing but holding the ammo to ensure proper feed or sacrifice accuracy as the gunner can't lean forwards and use the other hand to manage recoil on the stock?

>>33379582
>mfw thats how i feel every time i park in SF

>>33379929
If it was the Russians they somehow would have managed 100k+ casualties.

>>33379929
they bombed the fuck out of the beaches with planes and hours of navy artillery barrage, by the time they were heading up in the landing craft they thought they had softened the defenses. they didnt realize quite how good the german fortifications and structures were, the bombardments had little effect

>>33379582
That's not a German three

>>33380881
>mfw accuracy is not really that important when you're suppressing

>>33379582
Actually that landing craft crewman should have and would have been british, as it was members of the Royal Navy who operated them. Just another perpetrator towards the 'murica won WW2 by itself fuck yeah (eagle screech)'

>>33380935
Well, he had crooked teeth and he looked like a bloody knobgoblin so he might as well be British.

>>33379989
this meme again?

>>33380330
no plan survives contact with the enemy

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>wonders how I joined the army and still ended up on a fucking boat.

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>>33380935
USCG were involved as well.

Pic
A photo by CPHOM Robert F. Sargent, USCG. A Coast Guard-manned LCVP from the U.S.S. Samuel Chase disembarks troops on the morning of 6 June 1944 at Omaha Beach. Coast Guard photo.

>>33380881
>Well you have a valid point, but i dont necessary have the valid information to give you the right direction.

I think the secondery man only helped the gunner with stablising the cartridge when the gunner was shooting medium or long bursts.

Check out some documentum films when the mg gunner is prone, in those cases they holding the stock from upwards, just like russians or usa soldiers at the present days.

Hope i could help, and i hope iam not compleatly off...

>>33379672
*kisses the star-shape birthmark on David's neck*

God be with you, bunk mate.

all memes aside, honestly speaking, how long do you guys think you'll survive on Omaha beach during D-Day?

I'll probably die after our landing craft gets hit by an artillery shell, never even making it to the beach.

>>33380403
the Geneva convention is just a gentleman's agreement, that's all.
>War is shitty, but it doesn't have to be THAT shitty, right guys?

>>33381183

Soon as I step out of the lander I'd die tripping over myself causing everyone behind me to die, my final thought is the curb your enthusiasm theme.

>>33380096
Only two soldiers from his position survived the rest died in place like good little nazis.

Sounds like he could make up whatever the fuck story he wanted after all bar one of his buddies got slotted.

Yella, that's what I call him.

>>33380171
Quietly,

hopefully after the enemy have left or died of old age.

*drops BAR to the bottom of the channel"
Bitch tried to drown me sir

>>33380280
Fog over the targets meant they missed a lot I think.

>* _ *

This used to be despised on 4chan as something only underage faggots on cancerous forums did
>>33379667

>>33379929
hey man, Nebraska ain't so bad :^)

>>33381350
It still is, everyone just does it ironically here so its okay

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>>33379582
hurry up you lazy lot Pegasus bridge isn't going to hold itself
*sips tea

>>33380291
The psychological damage would be too great to your own troops desu.

If you've ever seen, heard and smelt someone die in flames you would know.

Also fuck strapping that shit to your back. Gotta be a special kind of strange to do that

Who was the best soldier AND person in that movie?

>inb4 someone else besides Wade
You fags.

*A gull throws shit in his face*

>>33381376
Don't kid yourself, those kinds of people now make up much of the userbase of 4chan.

>>33379780
Classic

>>33379929
This is the exact kind of bait /k/ will never, ever be able to resist.

Seriously fuck this board.

*surrendering in kielbasa*

Look Ma' I washed for supper!

Damn it this is too slow

>>33381515
Any nation based trolling on /k/ will instantly be its undoing, no matter how civil and mature a thread was before that post. /k/ has always been easy compared to boards filled with a greater percentage of full time internet dwelling NEET turbo virgins, because shitposting isn't natural to the /k/ommando; he still thinks /k/ is for on topic discussion.

>you forgot to close the ramp when everyone's out

shit

>>33381581
>he still thinks /k/ is for on topic discussion
This. Just ignore bait. Or if it's not bait, get a sense of humour/learn what sarcasm is.

>>33381479
>woe is me, I am the only true oldfag left on 4chan
Any yet he didn't recognise the pasta.

>>33381515
>Seriously fuck this board.
No, I'm not attracted to /k/, I mean, I like it as a friend but that's it.

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>>33379582
I hate muh generation

>>33379971
>americuck education

holy shit do you fail to realise the battle of verdun was nearly a whole years worth of fighting?

Had D-Day lasted for 300~ days like Verdun did, calculating the casualties, the allies would've lost roughly 610,000.

Also, Battle of Verdun was 300,000~ deaths. Learn to read\type nigger faggot and go back to school

>>33381779
>I was born in the wrong generation bawwwwww
You're even worse than those safe space faggots.

>>33381748
If by pasta you mean the spork thing then it's ironic you should say that since I quoted it specifically as an example of anons hating this "*" shit, since "spork" and "PENGUIN OF DOOOOM" or other lol so random shit was made up as a satire and a symbol of what anons used to hate so much. I don't have screencaps from Gaia anymore but that's the sort of thing that used to be done there, and in other shitholes.

>>33379701
>No more personnel, kiddos.

>>33380908
>and then they'd drop the ramps.

>>33380333
>>33380351
Bioweapons are DANGEROUS.
>can mutate.
>spread uncontrollably.
>can't be controlled.

>>33379929
Yes anon. The Normandy landings were just mindless human waves. No planning, preparation or coordination at all.

>t vatnik

>>33381894
That penguin of doom crap was literally a pasta from Gaia you tard.

>>33380412
We was. The Lüneburger Heide is in east germany.

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G-Guys I think I my rifle wants me to fuck it.

>>33380202
>>33380239
Boy, I didn't had a good laugh like that in a while.

>>33381581

> we're on topic

sure thing buddy, you're not just a blind jingoist, who doesn't want to admit that Normandy was a fucking overhyped shitshow, where americans were "fighting" POWs in german uniforms

it's ok to not have been a major part in the European front, don't have to make fucking stories about it though, you pathetic fatass

I don't understand why it's so hard for amerilards to understand that nobody wants shit to do with their propaganda anymore.

We don't live in 50s Europe and you don't have to convince us of anything.

Everyone already knows you're a joke, because (gasp!) books exist.

>>33382757

I don't understand why it's so hard for Eurocucks to understand that we nuked your shitty country once and we'll do it again if you keep running your fucking mouth.

>>33382778

No you wouldn't. Americans don't have the balls for all out war.

You only ever knew how to war-profiteer. Watch your mouth fiddy percent.

>>33382247
damn that's one sexy interior
>that magazine follower
muh dick

>>33382816
>Americans don't have the balls for all out war.

Which are you from, the countries we saved or the countries we beat in a total war?

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>>33381183
I'm jumping over the side, knowing my gear will weight me down. Keeping as calm as possible, I sink down while removing as much gear as I can until I can swim up..

>>33380308
The US doesn't recognize tThe Hague's authority

>>33382997
I don't recognize your mom's menopause so I'll still gonna get her pregnant.

>>33380202

> I left the stove on

Kek

>>33381411

Ben affleck.

>>33379700
playing the Black Bear

>>33379582

THANK YOU SIR!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE, SIR!?!?

>>33379929
Shut it, read a book or two.

>>33379989
Must have been a busy square head

Sure am glad to give my life for freedom and liberty, can you imagine if I sacrifice myself for nothing and the entire US gets subverted by communist kikes in a couple of decades from now, that'd be insane

>>33382052
Fuck lol

>>33379989

Clutch or kick.

DON'T SHOOT LEDDEM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN

>>33380881
It's either sacrifice accuracy to prevent jams or risk losing your life because your belt didn't feed properly.

>30 SECONDS!
https://youtu.be/Ldr71xVZCew
Diarrhea jumps clearing the beach all the way to Nazi controlled Paris

>>33381768
Kek

>>33382816
Im not even american and the only reason the whole lot of you weak knee'd bastards aren't speaking German is because they showed up. The only reason your not speaking Russian is because they stayed. A little gratitude, dick

>>33379679

>PORT side sticks
>STARBOARD side sticks

You're in the military now, you greaseball.

Start talking like it.

>>33384366

Go write your blog else where, faggot.

>>33384404
Eurofag detected

>>33380056
The bring back is real

>>33379582

*dies for the jews while your wife back home is fucking tyrone*

>>33384420

No, sir. I'm from Kentucky.

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https://youtu.be/_2EH499VFz8

>>33384446

neck yourself, hick.

>>33379582

What happened to these guys? Did he just hide in the landing craft while everyone left?

>>33382052
kek!

>>33384540
they closed the ramp and went back for more troops

>>33382778
>America nuked Europe
>Europe is a country
American education, folks.

>>33381779
Then grab a fuckin' gun and go kill someone for something you believe in, or stop bitchin' about it.

>>33379949
Thing is.... Its true

>>33379975
I forgot about this gif lol

>>33380935
My Grandfather was a Coxswain on an LCA at Omaha.

>>33379582
*Watches for the ramp to drop before firing his MG-42*

>>33379582
WITNESS ME
>Huffs silver paint

>>33379949
YER A HERO 22'S

>>33380171
>Request political asylum or refugee status
>have their government pay for it all
>Outbreed your enemy and enlist the traitors within
>and when the time comes ,vote them out of their fortification.

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30 SECONDS! 10 SECONDS! CLEAR THE RAFT! Congratulations Patterson, you completed the mission.

>>33384499

>Doesn't get the meme
Kys faggot.

>>33384494
The part of the piper in Sword Beach is probably one of the most hilarious in the "The Longest Day" book:

>As the commands landed on Sword Beach, William Millin, Lord Lovat's piper, plunged out of his landing vehicle into water that gave to his armpits. He could see the smoke building up on the beach, right in front of him, and hearing the dry burst of the mortar shells exploding. While Millin wallowed toward the sandy beach, lovat shouted at him:
>"Play for us Highland Laddie, man!
>Still in the water to the waist, Millin put his lips to the mouthpiece and kept sloshing through the waves crashing on the beach, the bellows groaning madly. When he reached a water line, giving no importance to the enemy fire, he stopped and began to spin, playing his instrument to animate the commands that ran down the beach. The men ran swiftly as they passed by him, while, mixed with the whirring of bullets and howl of the howitzers, they could hear the pipes, while Millin attacked a new play, The Road to the Isles.
>"That's how you do it, Jock!" Cried one of the commandos. But another rebuked him: "Stop that nonsense, you son of a bitch! Drop on the ground!"

>>33379929
Way to fuckin ruin it faggot

>>33380239
Absolute topkek

>>33380216
this

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30 seconds! Nice knowing ya, guys!

>>33381071
no enemy pillbox should survive direct contact with a battleship's main battery

>>33379890
>*who even fucking thought of this. Wtf, this has italian general written all over it.*
sauce?

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>>33379582
I'm ready to my country back
https://youtu.be/fzd1gCc5CO8

>>33380280
>Serious question: Why was the naval bombardment largely ineffective against the Kraut emplacements?
Because the Americans wanted to get troops on the beach as soon as possible encase of a counter attack. The British had less problems because they actually had a couple hours of naval bombardment before the troops landed.

>>33379582

FUCK WHERES MY PT BELT

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>shitty trolls obviously trolling
>/k/ommandos respond and feed it every time
Great thread, you dumb faggots.

>>33379809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakam

>>33387700
Kek and czech

>>33384494
Tfw you'll never storm the beaches of Normandy while this wales in the background...why even live /k/?

>>33379929
The idea is that bombers and naval bombardment would have cracked the bunkers or rattle the garrison enough for them to bug out.

It worked for the brits and xanadian landing but the bombers missed Omaha and the early fog concealed the fact to the first wave that the defences were near untouched.

>>33379989
hahaha

>>33387997
>xanadian
Thanks for not assuming our nationality. :3

>>33382079
This. If you guys REALLY want a fucking crazy ass pandemic resident evil crazy bullshit situation on your hands go ahead but don't say people didn't warn you.

>>33379929
because its not like we had bombs or anything. retard.

>>33387997
Eh, they fucked up the bombardment for Juno too. The Canadians had some pretty fierce resistance.

>>33379872
aaaaaw fuck, don't read it out loud!

>>33388171
Canadians are worthless anyways, who cares?

>unsheats claymore sword

>>33388334
*unsheathes

>>33379582
*shoots the tiger driver through the ballistic glass in his visor*

>>33380935
IIRC they wanted British equipment for the film but the limeys were being faggots about it so they wrote them out. Only have yourself to blame, Toothy.

>>33381827
>Europeons take ONE WHOLE YEAR in a single battle
And this is supposed to prove Americans are the shitty soldiers? Just kill yourself, eurocuck.

>>33380171
bypass it and let them starve while you isolate their position from the fight

>>33381183
I think I'd make it to one of the tank traps before I get shredded by a lucky arty shell.

>>33381183
I'm generally pretty lucky, so I think I'd survive at least to the hill.

>>33380935
Actually it was the Coast Guard.

>>33382141
literally who cares

>I regret that I have but one live to give for the global Zionist conspiracy and negros everywhere!

It's kind of a mouthful.

>>33379582
*ties KABAR to raging erection so I can fuck a kraut to death*

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>>33379681

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>>33380330
the Navy fucks up everything it touches, this is a known fact.

*Unwraps hot dog I've been saving since New York* Anyone want a bite?

>>33379582
*panicked humming*
>I'm a GI and I'm ok, I shoot down krauts and work all day...

>>33379700
https://youtu.be/Kohl-1_ZkUo

>>33380866
Wasn't there a ranger company or platoon or something that was wiped out immediately once the ramp dropped? (Irl)

>>33379875
Mein sides are kaput

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>>33380202
mfw

>>33380202
Fuck.

This is what happened
https://youtu.be/otD52qwC9xw

>>33380238
Same. Pop smoke if you have it. Lots.