Is this real life?

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>>33353684
I can't tell memes from real life anymore.

Wow only 300$ for a glock, good find op. You are going to take up the offer, right?

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>>33353755
... are you real?

Is this a thing where people call all brown colored drinks no matter who makes it "coke"

>>33353684
I can't tell if they are serious or not but I'd better call the ATF to inform them that this person is making an illegal sale.

>>33354092
>implying the poster isn't an ATF agent involved in an elaborate sting operation
You're all suckers.

>>33354092
I don't think they would like it if you reported one of their own agents.

Besides, nothing is illegal unless he's in a cucked state or sells it to a felon/underage kid.

300 bucks for a problem solver? Great deal.

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>>33354058
>Is Pepsi ok?

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>asking $300
>for a $225 Hi-Point

>>33353684
das a prolem solva rih dere

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>>33353684
throw in 2000 rounds of .22 and we'll talk about it.

>>33353684
That's a nice problem solver right there.

>>33354840
it comes with shells tho

>>33354943
>35 Remshits
That'd make me offer less, t-b-h.

>registered

>>33353684
Offer him $90

>>33354840
>$225

Lel

More like $165

>>33354058
That is called a dialect and is common in the South.

>>33357972
>dialect

No, it's called a colloquialism.

>>33353684
>Glock 40
>Is actually referring to a .40 calibre Glock and not the 10mm version with longslide

>>33354092
That shoe polish sure is tasty ain't it anon?

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>>33353684
probably not

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>>33358380
a friend actually made this btw

>>33354058
>Is this a thing where people call all brown colored drinks no matter who makes it "coke"
Yea, because
>Lemme get a pop.
sounds retarded and
>Lemme get a soda
means give me some carbonated water in a bar.

Now if you ask for a coke and you really meant a Mtn Dew, then go fuck yourself - your and retard.

>>33358344
yes

Life imitating memes imitating life.

>>33358395
why lakers?

>>33354058

This isn't difficult.

All colas are Coke
All clear citrus-flavored beverages are 7Up
All green citrus-flavored beverages are Mountain Dew (yes, spelled out) with the exception of Sun Drop
All root beers are root beer
Dr Pepper is Dr Pepper
Cheerwine is for fags

>>33358715
Carolina detected.

>>33358380
G L O C C

>>33358715
>All clear citrus-flavored beverages are 7Up
Thats a funny way to spell Sprite.

>>33358695
>problem solver
>not a lakers fan

its like you dont understand jokes.

>>33358715
>All Root Beers are Root Beer
The Fuck you on about?

zqdwsefsfe

>>33358183
If you compared normal english and southern "english" they would barely be considered the same language. You can barely understand half of those slack jawed sandwiches.

>>33358715
nah, all clear beverages are sprite. Everything else is right, though.

>>33354092
what's illegal about the sale?

>>33359182
>carry permit required
Triggered.

>>33359254
Hey, fuck off

>>33358715
>All clear citrus-flavored beverages are 7Up
No, it's Sprite because Sprite is the only one that should exist.

>>33359182
I would fuck with that, just to have a gun I truly don't care about.

>>33359182
>that sale name
It's perfect.

>>33354457
No

question
Just how would these types of sales go down? doesn't the seller need to be registered, not just an average joe?

>>33362202
>doesn't the seller need to be registered, not just an average joe?
Unless you live in a cucked state, nobody needs to be registered. I'm OP and that guys in Tennessee, so he's just an idiot because there is no firearms registry. What he probably means that he bought it new and he thinks that because he had a background check, the firearm is now registered to him. Since its a private sale, all a person would need to do is meet him in person and exchange cash.

>>33354092
Whats illegal besides the fact that they dont know what theyre selling?

>>33359254
Now compare southern English to nigger English. What's worse?

>>33364058
Its the same thing

>>33354840
>>33357505

More like 100

>>33358380

Fingerprints pre-installed for the evidence tech.

>>33364022
This. I'm in VA and currently trying to sell one of mine. Scores of people asking if it's registered and one said they'd have to get their husband to buy it because she isn't 21. I declined their offer because they have such little knowledge of firearms/laws.

>>33358715
wrong right out of the gate

>>33364122
more like 0

>>33358864
>>33359271
>>33361004

these niggas know what's up.

There's Coke, Sprite, or [other].

>>33364098
fuck you.

>>33364098
Southernshit BTFO

>>33358395
I know this friend of yours. He makes me laugh.

>>33353684

>registered

Libtard or non-american?

>>33361004
Sierra Mist would like a word with you.

>>33358715
>Cheerwine is for fags
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Sun Drop is righteous, too.

>>33365419
That shit is garbage

>>33358715
My man.

Also, Moxie is for badass motherfuckers who you ought to leave alone.

Grape soda (any of it) is for people who like the flavor of cough syrup.

And ginger ale is for people who are nostalgic as fuck.

Ginger BEER is for faggot hipsters.

>>33358715
Where does Vernors and Big Red fit in your little world?
Just curious

>>33365691
>ginger beer is for hipster faggots

Hmm I take it you never had a Moscow Mule then.

>>33358428
I'll take a litre cola.

>>33358715
>Cheerwine is for fags
YANKEE GO HOME

>>33353684
or is this just fantasy

>>33366469
ginger beer alone is for faggots.
Mixed with GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND JUICE and lime, it's excellent.

>>33365522
Sun Drop is nigger tier

>>33367009
Don't forget the copper/tin mug!

>>33367074
You gotta be kidding me.

Sun Drop is practically the unofficial official drink of all the farmers, country folk and good ole boys around here.

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Gander Mtn knows what's up.

>>33364098
oh holy keks

>>33359254
>normal english
As a cultural relativist i must object

>>33358428

">Lemme get a soda
means give me some carbonated water in a bar."

So your argument is that there's one place in the world where calling it soda would be problematic, and thus we shouldn't call it that at all? ... When, if you're at a bar you can just say soda water for soda water, and cola, lemonade, etc for each type of drink ... Fuark, it's not hard.

>>33365419
>70% carbonation
>20% drink
>10% air
No thanks.

>>33359326
Felonposter pls go

>>33367926
>gander knows whats up.

this is why they're bankrupt.


also, why arrange them all neat and nice?

hipoints should just be thrown in a bin close to the exit with a big red sale sign.

>>33367943
>As a cultural relativist

Opinion discarded

>>33367890
so, poor people?

>>33353684
>>33353698
300 for a glock nice one

>>33368064
Kek, right, so what's the official sugary carbonated soft drink of rich people?

Are you really getting snotty about your junk food/drink of choice?

It's tasty, it's popular, you ever had it?

>>33359254
Y'all better fuck right off. Name one northern state with halfway decent gun laws and isn't full of unwashed pinkos.

>>33365060
Say's the northener cuck who can't even kill niggers when they chimp out on his property.

>>33368064
Yes, the main consumers of soft drinks.

>>33368041
because I'm pretty sure the law requires handguns in stores to be kept in a locked case or container, but yeah they could as well throw them in a pile inside the glass case

>>33359254
English is a pretty broad way of saying it. The English themselves have bastardised the language worse than American English and the regional dialects between the two are abysmal.

It's a shit language anyway

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>>33358428
So how do you order root beer? Do you say, 'root beer'? Is the only time you say 'coke' when you want a coke?

Congrats, you were dropped on your head as a child.

>>33358428
Soda water would be soda water. Soda is known to be soft drinks. Don't be such a faggot, I can call a car a car, and not refer to the make and model every time.

>>33368219

Only faggots order root beer.

>Coke covers everything unless you're at one of those places that only serve Pepsi
>Diet coke is diet coke, and you're also a faggot if you drink that

Exception is Royal Crown Cola, the best of all Colas, but not many places serve that but it's too pure to be served in a regular establishment. It's reserved for only the finest of Southern Patrician's.

Also, grape drink = kool aid but grape soda = Grapico

>>33368262
>Royal Crown Cola

A tip of the hat to you, sir. That is a damn fine cola.

>>33368295
Not the first RC Cola lover, but damn right, that cola is the best.

>>33354024
You seem to be losing grip on reality..
Snap out of it man! That glock will turn your skin dark!

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>>33353684

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>>33358395
would carry/10

>>33368126
Hilarious how instantly upset hicks get when you call them poor

>>33368399
very funny and original

>>33364098
Southern English is fairly different from Gibsmedat.

>>33368527
Says the guy who thinks his choice of soft drink will elevate his social status.

You are so bourgeois it hurts. I bet you feel like you're "really moving up!" when you get a bigger TV.

t., solid citizen of the yeomanry

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>>33368696
Did you just use """"bourgeois""" unironically? Because if so... (pic related)

>>33368148
Rural wisconsin of course

>>33368064
Read: niggers

>>33368776
You know that term was around a long time before Marx distorted it, right?

>>33358715
>Dr Pepper is Dr Pepper

My nigga

>>33365753
>Vernors
Thanks for reminding me to go out and grab some

>>33353684
While it was still legal somebody was attempting to sell an automatic mac 10 on a local facebook gun buy/sell/trade page. The comments were priceless.

>>33354457
never

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>>33358715
>Cheerwine is for fags
Opinion immediately discarded, cheerwine is god-tier and you're probably a closet homo.

>>33365691
Moxie is some good shit but haven't run into it outside of crazy whites only areas (you know relaxing vacation spots). Never noticed cough syrup with grape bit it still sucks worse than orange. Ginger ale is ok and ginger beer is fun mixed with jager and gin

>>33366524
Its still average and I live in between yanks and dixies

>>33367890
Depending on area for most of east coast its in the same category as grape and orange

>>33354840
B-but anon, it comes with shells, y-you baka!

>>33368148
New Hampshire and Maine

>drinking soft drinks
>being an adult
Pick one, tubbies.

>>33368148
Wisconsin

Alaska

That's two faggot

>>33370017
Alaska doesn't count, considering its completely surrounded by Canada.

>>33370034
Montana North Dakota

>>33370034
How Dare You..

>Bought a Hi point 45 for like $125
No regrets

>>33370017
>Wisconsin
feels good man

>unrestricted carry in the works
>just got rid of cased firearm transport
>no more illegal switchblades as a bonus

>>33370883
When the fuck did you cheeseheads find freedom. Proud of you but damn that snuck up

>>33353684
...Is it hypocritical that I'm an anarcho capitalist yet I believe we should place restrictions on these people's ability to breed?

>>33358395
fucking kek

>>33371063
>I'm an anarcho capitalist
kys

>>33371084
You're violating my feeling's NAP anon

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>>33358715
>cheerwine is for fags

fightin' words, boy

>>33370970
The rest of the state got off their ass and stopped letting Madison and Milwaukee make all their decisions after our old libshit governor got ousted.
Not that the current libshits don't try to fuck it all up for us freedom lovers

>>33370883
Yeah, it's kinda funny how autos are legal now, but ppl still give you a strange room when you press dat button.

>>33359254
>>33364098
>Tone deaf and autisitc
What a combo, you scream at the top of your lunges and have no idea that it's inappropriate.

>>33359254
>southern 'english'
>even though the south's dialect is arguably closer to the original way it was spoken than the North's is

Fuck off, you pinko shit. The South is the greatest, most based part of the country. We don't have that slushy white cold shit, we've got Didney Worl, and we have Georgia.
Yankees can go fuck themselves with a cactus, assuming they can get a permit for one.

>>33364738
>There's Coke, Sprite, or [other].

V-vernor's p-puhlease

>>33373611
>and we have Georgia

its a real gem too isn't it..

>>33369001
Dr Pepper is now Mr. Pibb
:^)

>>33373611
>Having Georgia
>A good thing
Jimmy Carter would like to have a word with you

>>33374938
>shitting on Jimmy
He was a crappy president, but he's a perfectly fine individual.

>>33374969
>He was a crappy president
That's what I meant, I have nothing against him as a person.

>>33368148
indiana

>>33371063
Well considering Ancaps aren't real Anarchist's, I'm not surprised by your viewpoint

>>33358715
>Cheerwine is for fags

Compared to Blenheim, maybe, but there's not many better options in the Carolinas.

>>33358715
>t. Pleb

Cheerwine is for patricians only

>>33359326
I don't get why these fudd-lords insist on a fucking cwp for everything. It's annoying as shit.

>>33359281
>>33364054
I think that actually counts as false advertising if not fraud

>>33376155
From Merriam-Webster:
Anarchism - a political theory holding all forms of governmental authority to be unnecessary and undesirable and advocating a society based on voluntary cooperation and free association of individuals and groups.

Sounds like anarcho-capitalism to me.