*sinks your merchant ships*
>>33345561
*has a 75% casualty rate*
Still love U-boats. Ever been in one?
>>33345561
That's illegal you know. I'm telling the League of Nations on you!
>>33345567
I was in an old French sub modeled after a U Boat. I was shocked to see how cramped it was. Breddy cool.
>>33345561
D-DAD?
>>33345561
*flies in behind you*
*unsheathes torpedo*
Nothin personnel, kiddo.
>>33345561
sweats profusely
That guy in OP's pic is still alive
>>33345561
*blocks your sea lanes*
>>33346906
Today's his 104th birthday hence the thread
>>33345561
*comes home to a wife who has a size 12 asshole after the Red Army came through*
>>33347551
What's the average asshole size though? 5?
>>33347855
5 of what?Inches?milimeters?
>>33345561
>merchant ships
really makes you think