Blunderbuss

A large bad dragon dildo, used of cause for extra effect

>>33342078
Semen and glitter

>>33342078
>What do you load and fire?

fists full of 22lr and 32sp ammo.

Confetti

>>33342078
A literal 1ga lead ball. That, or a can of burning napalm.

>>33342078
Frozen potato. Scratch that, 10 frozen potatoes chained together.

>>33342078
A smaller blunderbus

>>33342078
shaped charge

>>33342174
/thread

See how much damage it can do to a car door. From what i've seen on youtube, apparently some of these hit with more kinectic energy than a .50 Deagle.

>>33342187
Oooh. I like that.
>>33342171
Oh, you fucking leprechaun
>>33342147
Provided zou shoot it at concrete walls or hard asphalt, that could prove fun

>spent brass
>handfuls of pocket change
>skittles
>teeth
>mice
>broken glass
>bouncy balls
>little green army men
>dice
not necessarily all at once

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>>33342078
Poop

Forks. A lot of em.

A handful of spiders

Used condoms

>>33342078
A pit viper.

>>33342216
>you fucking leprechaun

Fuck off, ya fookin' wank bubble postin' no-name. I goit a special load fa yea, it's pot o gold. If ye got any ah yellow stains on ye, I ain't payin' for any droi cleanin' bills ye git.

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>>33342169
>napalm
just mix up some 91% isopropyl alcohol, styrofoam, & 91 octane gas and have some real fun

>>33342255
Handful of tarantulas

>>33342078
Bees

Squirrels.

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>Inherit blunderbuss and other cool antique weaponry from grandpa
>ww1 shovel, ww2 nazi knife, etc.
>aww yess
>don't know where to put it, cant really use any of it bc its outdated stuff
>idea
>spend all night in The Forge
>just my garage with some stuff for forging/making diy armor and shit
>wipe the sweat off my brow as I look at my creation in the dawn's light
>have welded the ww1 shovel onto the front of the blunderbuss
>decide to fight evil in the name of Captain Kidd and Blackbeard
>need a pirate name
>Demon Douglas pops into head
>that'll do pig, that'll do
>raid thrift stores in search of a good pirate outfit
>finally come up with something thatll looks like pic
>decide to wear some diy armor i made underneath the new outfit
>strap on a sword and blunderbuss
>drive to hood late at night, a known centre of crime
>not even 5 minutes later i hear scream
>the Demon has awoken
>find niggers doing nigger things in the dark
>dig shovel end into ground, flip pebbles and gravel into blunderbuss
>FIX BAYONETS
>charge out from bushes, stick shovel-bayonet in blackboy
>pull trigger, a fine pink mist and a volley of dents up and down his car appears
>leave blunderbuss in blackboy, unsheathe sword
>now its time to have some fun
and thats what i would do with a blunderbuss

>>33342078
Angry marine models.

>>33342643
Ants

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>>33342713
>not full sized angry marines
Like you don't even want to kill heretics.

>tfw born 39k years to early.

>>33342703
fuckin wut