Trap Thread!

>>33340540
I knew it was just a matter of time.

But WTF with the filename. Girl(male). Kek you fucking weirdo.

>>33340488
is doggor okay

>>33340532
Whats wrong with Mormonism?

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>>33340596

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>>33340615
so that's why japan is having such a problem with birth rates

>>33340615
Impressive with the 2012 winner and the 2013 second placer. However, the '13 winner was easily identifiable as a male

>>33340576
Well it looks to be starving, but those traps just hold 'em in place, if he was released he's fine.

>>33340615
2013 winter is a qt pie. Im sure id fall for this trap if i didn't know.

>>33340876
You can tell it's a dude...

>>33340921
you're going to show me the red flag because i dont see it.

>>33340983
>strange proportions
>tall, lanky jap "girl"
>manhands

I'm not saying it's a bad attempt and that this dude isn't attractive, but you can tell it's a dude, dude.

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Don't let your country fall to this trap

>>33340599

everything you fucking heretic

>>33340599
nothing, if you like going to hell

The traps I have on my computer are illegal to post here.

>>33340921
and? If the dick twitches then its okay for fuggin

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>>33340615

>>33340921
Read what I was replying to:

>Im sure id fall for this trap if i didn't know.

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>>33342850

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>>33340390
disingenuous thread is obviously disingenuous, only the uninitiated would think otherwise.

>>33343241
Whats the one on the right from?

>>33343344
Daganropa

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>>33340390

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>>33343375
Traps are interesting.

>>33340599
The book was written by a man who spent his days with his face buried in his hat. This hat supposedly had a magic rock in it or something. Don't ask me how this works out.

>>33343360
That looks terrible, thanks anyway.

>>33340599
Hell is forever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tq_xtoCK_Y

>>33343545
awful.

>>33343545
I like sue so much

ffs post more traps before a janny deletes the thread

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>>33340568

50 shades of bootlicking

The one with the helmet really thinks he's the shit. I hope he encounters a dindu with a fowtay so he gets back on earth a bit.

>>33343545
Clean your sink you lazy slut.

>>33340477
Is that cat ok?

>>33343545
I like traps just as much as the next /k/ommando, but
>that sink

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Nice thread.

>>33340599
i am a mormon and i can accurately tell you the things people hate about my religion
> "it takes too much work to practice this religion"
> "i don't trust joseph smith"
> "god is distinct from humans; we can't really be the same species"
> "god doesn't real"

four things. Every objection to mormonism fits into one of those four categories.

>>33340499
Catch many ants with that one?

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>>33342593
>>33342795
>>33343452
Well they really don't cause much trouble and they all seem to be alright people. Knew one of them in high-school; complete weirdo, but he was a nice guy. Also I'm sure they know everything they believe is bullshit, they just think it makes them better people, which it kinda does.

So, i've got a shed with a rodent problem. Pic related seems like about the best answer.

but i'm scared of drowning. Instead of drowning the mice, do you think i could put maybe an inch of water in the bottom with a lot of sugar and some yeast?

i'm hoping it will ferment and produce enough CO2 to smother the mice

other sources i've considered are vinegar+soda or dry ice.

>>33340599
It's all about paying tithing to old senile pedos so they can build a 6 billion dollar strip mall in Salt Lake.
Also, always go for the gross blessings, not net blessings.

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>>33350130
accidentally my picture.

>>33350000
I hold Scientologists in higher regard than Mormons.

>>33350130
>>33350140
the yeast is not necessary, an couple of inches of water kills mice pretty quickly from exposure and is the most humane option in my opinion

>>33350173
and.... what? you're clearly lacking objectivity and relevance.

you're an anonymous guy talking religion on the internet. I am too, but my post is accurate and helpful.

also, holy heck, did you see those digits. can you argue with quads?

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>>33350232
kys

>>33350232
Kill yourself you fucking heretic.

>>33340566
>>33340639
>>33340657
>>33340876
>>33342823
>>33343344
>>33343557
>>33343821
>>33346008
>>33347906

what pic did he post?

>>33351132
Japanese school boys dressed up as girls.
Check the archive.

>>33351172
wheres the archive?

>>33351192
desuarchive . org/k/thread/33340390/#33340540

Why is the archive such shit and failing to load images, lads?

>>33350000
"I don't trust a known con man"
What a totally unreasonable thing to think.

>>33343311
wait is there an indoctrination ceremony or something? how did I not know about this?