Welcome to the Corrosive Slav, how /k/ are you?

>>33336399
>I shitpost about guns all day!
>AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY

I fap to traps and spend a large margin of my income on firearms and firearm accessories

>>33336399
I grease my gun with Hoppes oil.

>and my rifle isn't my gun

>>33336399
I own a .50bmg round
>so?
That I put up my butt
>oh uh right this way

>>33336399
I fire my rifle, and I don't always clean it afterwards.

I own 8 guns and still live with my parents

I have an AK built by Flandre, a izhevsk m91/30 1943 nugget, an east german makarov that i conceal carry daily, a cz52, a yugo sks with nade launcher and depleted tritium night sights, and a vz52 rifle.

>>33336399
How /k/ am I, HOW /k/ AM I? I had a MRE this morning.

I spend all my money on guns and ammo.

This one time I foreign weapons training there was a NORK RPK and we did a full field strip. When I took the hand guard off some of the wood inside chipped off, caked with carbon and what I smelled to be C O S M O L I N E.

I still keep the small remnants in a clear bag and ate a piece to absorb RPK STRONK.

I humped my Nugget stock until the cum.

>>33336459
Only 8 Jesus Christ up your game, you're not paying rent ass hole buy more gun

>>33336474
And??
> was it veggie omlet??

>>33336514
Working on it. I've got a galil kit and am waiting in a receiver

I point my barrel at the ground when my line of sight crosses a teammate...while playing vidya.

I only have one gun, a 10/22 that I rarely shoot, and act like an expert on all Firearm information.

>>33336523
>yes, it was the omelet
>without vomiting

I've had more nuggets than sexual partners

I overpaid for guns and ammo during the sandy hook crises

>and I don't give a fuck

I keep a loaded AKM behind my bed to fend off ayyy lmaos

How /K/ am I? How /K/am I?!
>I own 8 guns and have only shot once in the last 3 years

The other weekend I had a house party and had the choice between a girl and my rifle...

why is spooning with a rifle so god damn cozy /k/?

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>>33336432
Lmao

>>33336399
I hide my autism behind a more mainstream autism by pretending to be a zombie apocalypse prepper when I buy surplus and stockpile.

>>33336399

I use blackpowder and a match to shave my pubes.

>>33336399
I don't own any guns.

>>33336399

Why do you want to know Mr. ATF?

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*hands picture*

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This /k/

I'm so /k/ that I spend more time on cleaning guns than on having sex, and I don't even own any guns

>>33336449
kek

>>33336399
I only buy cheap steel case slav ammo and enjoy putting things in my ass

also I'm afraid of cryptids

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>>33337075
same here, but I keep it on my right side, charging handle up

having it in contact with my leg/hip helps me sleep tight

>>33336399
Cleaning my rifu after I have shot her is the is the second best part of my day. The first being shooting her.

>>33336432
fpbp

>>33337805
how's the kitty?

>>33337936
Oh you were in that thread. Well little Misha has really come alive. The pitbull is in love with him too. So happy I was the one willing to take him and care for him.

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>>33338306
Here is a pic of the little guy.

I have no job, live with my parents, washed out of A&P school, own 7 guns yet am a shit shot, and am becoming increasingly concerned with the direction of my life yet my crippling laziness, apathy, and other character flaws prevent me from changing my situation.

So in other words, I'm pretty much as /k/ as they come.

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>>33338344

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>>33336449
>I own a 20 mm training round
>>so?
>That I put up my butt
>>oh uh right this way

>>33339177
Stop having fun

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>>33338344

I've stuck my dick in the chamber of every gun I own
I have ingested cosmoline
I own fleckshit
I love vodka
I voted trump
Sometimes I cc my P38 with the hopes that I could shoot a basketball american with it

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I lube my firearms with copious amounts of tears related to my firearm related income issues and crippling depression.

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>>33336399

I fired a .22 to day and I only cries for 20 minutes.

>>33336399
I blackout drunk made stroganoff and posted about it on /k/ while still blackout drunk.

I have a Hickok45 body pillow

>>33338344
Now that#s a cute Mauser
also
>"White"

>>33336534
What a loser you are. I take my finger off the trigger... in game.

>>33336890
>has only had 1 nugget

I genuinely and unironically like traps.

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>>33336399
I bought 3 brand new guns.
On my last paycheck and am quickly depleting my 4 years with of savings due to my growing firearm obsession and worsening mental health and paranoia.

>>33336399
I EAT SQUIBS FOR BREAKFAST

>>33336634
Impossible. Get this poser out of here.

>>33340352
>Sir this is /k/, /CK/ is down the hall on the left just past /cgl/

>>33336399
I paid $470 for a nugget and don't regret it

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>>33340352
>tfw I've been banned from /k/ multiple times for out of control drunkposting
it was worth it though

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>>33336399
I open carry

>In New Jersey

>>33340318
Sadmin is that.... No, no, Sadmin can't afford a P38..

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I suppressed a Colt 1903...

And fired it in the house into a stack phone books...possibly naked.

>>33341301
It is in fact I, some other guy besides whoever that Sadmin is

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How /k/ am I?

I own more than one select fire rifle.

>That's not /-
And I live in Cali.

>>33341230
Unfortunately I never saved the cap of it, but I posted a bitchin carbon steel cooking knife (along with a pot of stroganov) to keep it weapons related.

Does anyone remember this and have the cap? I know I've seen it once or twice. It was around the time that Nugget enterprises did the first run of AK 80%s.

>>33341268
drunk posting is always funny. unless you dox yourself, then it's an equal mix of hilarity and "oh fuck what have I don".

>>33341502
So, either you got enough dirt on Kamela harris to get yourself a dangerous weapons permit... or you're one of the hollywood armorers and are more autistic about td than the rest of us.

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>>33341624
Why not both?

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How /k/ am I?

I once fixed my own personal bayonet onto an M16A1 while on watch...

On a nuclear submarine.

>>33341654
I hadn't considered that. Favorite rifle in your collection that you hate seeing getting used incorrectly on the silver screen?

>>33336399
Lance hung out at my apartment once, also I have 3 nuggets. :^|

>>33341685
Considering the cramped quarters of a sub bayoneting an intruder/someone who's gone fucking bananas kinda makes more sense than shooting a round at a range that it's going to overpenetrate and fuck something critical up/possibly peircing the pressure hull. For sub guys do you get issued regular m855 or some kind of frangible round?

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I bought a gun because of anime

>>33341768
The standard stuff. Below decks watch standars usually only carry an M9 though. Topside, there's either an M500 or an M16/M4 variant. My boat had old as shit M16A1s.

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I fucked a woman after taking her to the range to teach her about guns
>so
Shes married and I feel no regret because he's anti-gun
>oh uh right this way

>>33341843
>/k/
>Having sex
That aside, good job anon

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>>33336432
>tfw this is unironically me
>tfw all my gun knowledge comes from Counter Strike and movies

Who else /New England Liberal/ on /k/ here?

>>33341823
Got any worthwhile greentext stories?

>>33336399
I sleep with three weapons in my bed, all of which I've lewded.

>>33341863
In a way I also got paid for it in ammo.
If you believe my internet story

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>>33341721
Don't really have an overall "favorite" gun, but anytime I see someone using a bullpup weird, I get extra titty twisted.

>See TWD AUG picture

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> tfw you buy funs you don't even like just to tinker with them, to learn how they work, and to see if they are up to the hype after a case of ammo.

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>>33336399
I didn't have a choice about getting into guns. My dad made me when I turned eight. Now I have more guns than will fit in a single picture and a pavlovian response to dat classic olive drab.

I also like getting really fucking drunk on good bourbon and watching terrible anime. Not even like war anime - romcom bullshit. Whenever a big American girl joins the cast and talks about what America is like I laugh my ass off.

I have kids and a job so I probably only shoot my fucknormous collection of guns about 10x a year.

How's that do ya?

>>33336399
How /k/ am I, How /k/ i have actually jacked off eoth cosmoline, tasted cosmoline cause I was drunk and curious, sleep with a knife and a .38 special shrouded hammer under my pillow, actually named all my guns, and I praise the murder /k/ube daily. That /k/ enough for you

>>33340329
post feminine bepis

>>33341884
I just typed up something long, then pressed back on my phone and lost it.

Submarine life is terrible, dangerous and takes many years of your life.
But it's also a lot of fun, and very manly.
We'll just leave it at that.

>>33342371
And gay I forgot to mention that

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>>33336449
>>33339230
>I own a 42 lb cannonball
>"Yea? So what?"
>That I shove up my butt
>"Oh uh right thi-"
>With no lube
>"Here's the deed"

>>33342736
>I own a Schwerer Gustav
>Yeah? So what?
>That I shove up my ass
>right this way
>first time I ever has something in my ass as well
>here is the franchise

>>33336441
>This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun

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>>33340368

>>33341279
North East side or anywhere not north east side?

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>how /k/ am I

My dick smells like bananas

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>>33341864
New England yes. Liberal no. Also hasguns

>>33341864
VT, NH, ME all have ease of access to guns. You have no excuse to call yourself a "new england no guns" when 3 out of the 6 states (the 3 largest in land at that) allow easy access.

GET ON MY LEVEL CUNT!

>>33337258
/k/pmmandos have only a nugget, and either a shitty highpoint, CZ, or LCP.

You are too many guns to be /k/

GTFO

>>33336399
i own guns and actually have a huge dick

>>33344289
Well you sure as shit ain't a /k/ommando then.

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>>33341264
Pffft.

>>33336399
I drank a bottle of cosmoline for breakfast.

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>>33341345
nice, i like your style


Also how /k/ am I?
im autistic and a closeted wehraboo

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Its almost 4 in the morning here, I can't sleep, I've been up since 8 AM and I went shooting today.

>be innadurkaland
>nothing is going on, nothing has happened all deployment
>boredom begins to drive me crazy, days melt into weeks and melt into months
>still get no sleep because everyone is paranoid something is going to happen so watch and training is continuous
>coming off a 12 hour watch, get caught in the most brutal sandstorm I ever experienced
>stumbled around for what felt like hours, I was dog ass tired, sand was getting everywhere and I couldn't find my way around this shitty little FOB
>Sandstorm begins to die down, get my bearings, realize I walked damn near to the other side of the FOB
>literally falling asleep walking, dragging my feet, can't keep my head up, hungry but my fatigue is all that mattered
>then out of nowhere it begins to rain
>not just a light rain, begins pouring, in the fucking middle of the desert
>all the dust on my flightsuit and body begins to turn into this grimy slush
>can feel it start to run down my back, start to tell myself I'm gonna have to shower
>stop dead in my tracks, begin to take in the misery, the absurdity of it all, just the completely vacuity of it
>I had reached the point where all you could do was laugh, just stand there and laugh
>hundreds of millions years of the evolution of mankind culminating to this one singular moment, this sudden moment of clarity, that it all really doesn't matter, none of it fucking matters
>or that through some kind of cosmic plan, God in his infinite wisdom had decided that I, Cpl. Anon, must find himself getting caked in middle eastern moondust and continue my descent to madness
>I just stood there and laugh as the rain begins to sting my face and wash the madness away

I should've whipped my dick out and started masturbating right then and there

>>33341185
hmmm not bad

>>33341864
>New England
Yep
>nogunz
Unfortunately
>Liberal
Surrounded by your ilk and I find you all insufferable