Things your guns say about your shooting.

>Idiot, if you knew it was going to miss why did you bother taking that shot?

>yeah, nice shot you fucking lefty scum

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>n-no don't put that there, that's my chamber!

>>33334378
Kyaaaa~

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>how does it feel to know that you'll never be good enough a shot to make use of my full potential

>>33334503
>B-but I eject from there

>>33334378
>Most of my guns
Can we actually kill something for once?
Oh boy more old computer towers...
You're going to actually clean me not just douse me in gun lube when we get back this time right?

>Alternatively the other few I bought on a whim and forgot about

"It's dark in this closet...I don't even know where I'm supposed to eject from anymore"

"Why did he buy us??"

>>33334378
>I'm so glad that Mexican drug dealer tried to challenge us

>>33334378
>Ha! Got your thumb!

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>>33334503

>>33334378
>Oh no, you're not blaming me this time!

When ever you're not looking I take a bite out of one of your fingers. Like a mosquito you wont notice til you are bleeding all over the place.

>>33334378
>I'm just happy to be outside for once

>so what if I'm shooting high and left, dummkopf, you should be able to compensate!

>>33334631
Kek

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>"Upgrade me!"
>"No, upgrade ME!"
>"Piss off, kraut, I need an Aimpoint, your shitty collapsible garlic-masher stock can wait!"
>"Leck mich am Arsch!!"
>"C-can we be having Obzor, comrade?"

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>Stop toting me around the house like I'm some sort of nerf gun

>>33334378
>I think you've hit the stand more than the target
>That's actually kind of impressive considering that little steel frame is like an 1/8th of an inch thick and you've hit it dead center 5 times.

I'm a novice shooter and clearly need to get some help.

>I swear if you slap my charging handle down one more time...

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>>33334378
Just hold me straight! HOLD ME STRAIGHT YOU MOTHERFU-

>You realize these are just paper cutouts, right? I was made to kill communists.
>Look there's one right over there with his AK. Shoot him. Shoot him. SHOOT HIM.
>Great he left. You blew it.

>it's not that hard
>even pressure and follow through
>Christ you have had me 4 years and you still flinch!
>take that bipod off me you can't hit shit with a sandbag let alone prone!

>tighten the RCO you fucking idiot
>Oh finally you figure it out
>Goddamn it's too late to re-zero just keep shooting
>Goddamn.

>I'm tired of being stuffed next to your crotch all day.

>>33334631
Garand'd hand

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>>33334631
>>33341566

>>33337549
Well the key is consistancy, so your doing better than most!

>n-no not the cheeto fingers again!

>ughhh this is so fucking boring just point me at the thing and shoot as many bullets as you can you fucking pansy

I try to aim for bullseyes...

>>33334378
>Told you your were gonna miss dipshit you didn't even sight in the scope
>missed again
>closer... WHY HAVEN'T YOU ADJUSTED THE SCOPE?!
>How the fuck did you even hit that?! That's at 500 meters with an unsighted scope?!
>WHAT ARE YOU? YOU HIT IT AGAIN?!

Literally the first time I was shooting with my AR-10 after I'f finally gotten all the kinks worked out and it could shoot without binding up (bolt catch was too tall) and the trigger was locking back properly (forgot a spring in the trigger assembly when I put it together)... I'm honestly surprised I got it on target that quickly.

Meanwhile my ar-15 is like an excitable puppy.
>When're we gonna blow up stuff again! Can we do that tree? Maybe the beehive?

>>33334391
i was thinking this to myself everytime i threw a shot with my compound this afternoon
>ok you have a good 2" group you just have to sink this last one
>fuck get you anchor point my peep isn't where it should be goddamn it
>stop moving your hand like with your old stick bows only move your finger you're going to hang the
>FUCK
>you forgot to wax me btw

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>>33334680

>ive killed men in kosovo
>men have died with me in their hands
>and now i shoot paper targets and bowling pins in the hands of this incompetent idiot who couldnt shoot his hand off if it was in front of my muzzle.

A romanian wasr battle pickup that has a bunch of names carved on it and what look like kill markings on the foregrip. Its dated 1986. It has both male and female names on it which makes me think that multiple people used it and carved their and their girlfriends names on it.

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>>33334378
It never shuts up about hungering for the blood of fascists. Honestly it gest old fast

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>>33334680
Lewd!

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>>33334631
>1-2-3-4 I DECLARE A THUMB WORLD WAR

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>smart with my money
>don't support price gouging gun conglomerates
>don't believe in 'werrrr awn terrr'r'
>not worried about 4lb trigger in a gun that isn't battle-proven or doesn't have a large enough sample size to figure out the real problems

wish me luck.

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>>33344762
You better post pics.

>>33345142
>don't support price gouging gun conglomerates

You're supporting Turkey who literally supported ISIS and let's rapefugees into Europe...

>>33334378
>Stop, not there, it's going to rust~~!!!

>>33344762
Except no
You just put Balkan war furniture on it

>>33346848
You must be fun at parties

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stop dry-firing me when you're taking a dump

>>33334378
(AK)
Normally
>hey
>hey
>HEY
>HEYHEYHEYHEY, QUIT THAT
>QUIT THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, AIM DOWN AND LEFT, AND FOR THE LOVE OF JOHN MOSES BROWNING DONT JERK TBE TRIGGER THIS TIME!
(That time I knocked down a tree from shooting it too much)
>WOOOOOHOOOOOOO, DO IT AGAIN MAN, DO IT AGAIN!
(Webley)
>take your time
>line up the sights
>don't be too concerned about the distance, you're within fifty yards and your loads don't drop too far
>aaaaaand squeeze
Pop.
>and again.
(The Jericho 941)
>actually aim me at the target and hit it
>I dare you
(Tokerev)
>rebels
>riots
>dictators
>and now paper. Fuck this sh-OOOOOHHH, YUGOSLAVIAN! YUM!
(Mauser)
>are we FINALLY done with that Iranian shit?
(Mosin)
>I was a great deal, and yet you can't find ammo for me anywhere
>why do you not try?
(CZ-82)
>it's 15 yards with a blowback pistol
>a HEAVY blowback pistol
>with good sights too
POP-TING!
>nice, the gong flew off its holder