*blocks your convoy*

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>>33333242

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i shoot the bastard

>>33333242
That's when the turret Gunner (me, back in the day) gets to have some fun.

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BANG!

>>33333318
>get ambushed by guys hiding behind him

>>33333242
>you are the brute squad

>>33333465
Turret Gunner little one. It means you are in a vehicle, usually a Humvee or Mrap. Go wipe your little baby ass, and come back with something not retarded.

>>33333480
You ever had a nice MLT?

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>pew pew pew

and then a dumbass gunner accidentallys an entire village because we were never actually trained on how to use them, so they get taken away

>>33333549
Story?

>>33333571
>inna chair force
>stuck doing convoys for some reason because lol two wars
>didn't teach us shit beforehand, just 'watch out for trash and don't die'
>driving some contractors up Tampa, start taking small arms fire from a 'village' a few hundred yards out
>village meaning a couple of shacks and huts
>not worth our time, just return fire and drive on
>suddenly Airman Snuffy opens up with the mk. 19
>won't stop firing
>shacks are obliterated, CC calls to stand down
>mk. 19 keeps firing
>"GUYS I THINK THIS FUCKIN THING'S GONE RUNAWAY!"
>tries to adjust the gun, several camels in a nearby field explode
>finally got everything under control, but an officer was listening in over the net and heard the whole thing, so they took all our mk. 19s away

sad day ;_;

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>*Nothing Personal, kid*

>>33333242
*grabs Pokéflute*

>>33333663
Those poor innocent camels, rip in peace.

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>>33333242
turn around and hope he'll allow me to walk away. Nothing good can come from meeting Mad Pierrot.

>>33333491
>they were an illusion

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>>33333693

You fool!

>>33333242
I just thump him in the chest, and he falls backward and is stuck on his back like a turtle.

>>33334004
He thumps you back

>>33333970
Your mom is an illusion...But guys still put their dick her mouth.

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>>33333242
*leads your convoy*

>>33333335
Missed it by that much.
>>33333333

>>33333663
>mk19 going run away
Holy fuck my sides

>>33333663
Had a mk19 go runaway on me during qual. Scariest fucking thing ever, even with chalk rounds. If they had been actual HE, it would have been a pants shitting nightmare.

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YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>33335567
Bane posting in 2017. You're late. All of you.

>>33333663
>takes away a device that could be life saving during the next engagement
I thought chairforce was supposed to be smarter? I would've had you guys running Mk.19 drills and hip pocket classes until you bled, so you actually know how to utilize your gear. but to take it away all together? fuck no.

>>33333693
>>33333998
underrated posts

>>33335582
>5th anniversary
Baneposting is eternal.

For you.

>>33335586
>chair force
>smarter

Not the career field that gets to touch the mk19 hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaeeeeggjghgg

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>URAAAAAAAA

>>33335567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHkXe3vUzrU

>>33333242

"Who the fuck are you?"

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>>33337670
*blocks ur sun*

>>33333677
lol

test

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>>33333242

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>>33335611
>all of the dubs and trips in this fuggin thread

>>33333663
>several camels

Smells like bullshit to me