so what is it /k/, /k/anines or /k/atz?

>>33331611
its
>*control F
faggot.

>>33331611
A dog is capable of going innawoods, carrying its own gear for the long haul, and provides total unconditional love for you.

the other is a total dick that shits inside.


>not having a top tier doggo to carry some extra ammo for you

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>>33331650
>not living in a state that let's you have a battle kitty.

>>33331708
>not owning an alpha male gray wolf

>>33331733
>not being gay

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Doggers

My dogger shoots chinkshit

>>33331708
shit
they both want to fuck me and then kill me, don't they?

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/k/at

>Much more independant
>quiet and doesnt chew/piss on/fuck your furniture up(mines declawed)

Anons need to stop pretending their dogs are even minimully tactically proficient. If you load then up with gear and run off in to the woods without a leash most will run off and get lost/hit by a car.

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My cat

>>33331611
cry havoc, and let slip the kitty cats of war?

yeah, no.

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Mah kitteh.

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>>33331733
I know you're kidding but funny enough a dude I went to basic training with had an actual timberwolf as a "pet." I guess he worked on a wolf sanctuary or some shit before the army and adopted one personally

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>>33331921
qt kitty

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>>33331954
As cool as that would be, I sure as hell don't want that.

>>33331954
I'm not kidding. My grandpas friend has family in Illinois(?) that breeds them and sent him one. He's actually really docile to most humans. All the neighbors are convinced he has a 165 lb husky that can't bark.

>>33332105
Wolves can bark, they just don't do it very often in the wild.

>>33331921
>declawed
>removing one of its only defenses
your cat is nothing more than a large rat

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/k/at, doggo is fine too tho.

>>33332133
Cats confirmed "real fucking NATO".

>>33332079
yeah, they are definitely not an animal most people would be able to take care of, they need tons of fenced range area, an expensive diet, and lots of exercise/attention. His wolf went back to the sanctuary after he enlisted

/k/ats, definitely. I love doggos, but they're all party all the time until they get old (and sometimes even then) and I'm a quiet introvert that likes to be left alone for the most part. Cats are more suited to my lifestyle. They're independent and like to do their own thing, but they'll still come up for cuddles and headpats a couple times a day. I like that.

>>33332130
Agreed

>but muh furniture!

Get a fucking scratching post you cheap ass bitch.

>>33332127
I believe you, I've just never heard him bark. I've heard his howl and didn't know animals could get that loud.
>>33332153
Most of my family lives in a rednecky kind of area so he gets a lot of venison and femurs and stuff. Some methhead tried to adopt him once and tried to spank him for shitting in the floor. Spoiler alert; wolves aren't inside animals and don't like being spanked. We had to go pick him up because the methhead couldn't go back in his house.

>>33331921
you're right but you shouldn't have declawed your cat, and not just because of what >>33332130 said
declawing a cat is incredibly painful for the cat, they'll have pain walking for quite a while afterwards, and they're likely to develop paw issues later in life, which means even more pain and possible surgery so they're even able to walk
if you don't want your shit clawed up you should have your cat's claws trimmed, and trimmed properly, because the middle of the claw is live tissue and cutting it is (again) very painful

>>33332133
Y is ur cat's name dildo

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/K/ats are way more fun in twos. You get to watch that whole secret language wild animal interaction thing. Mine are always within line of sight of each other. Then there's the vermin hunting, which is great when gophers are around. Can be a pain in the wallet tho, just paid out $300 for vet bills this week from bites to the head needing a lance.

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I've got a /k/at ready for innarctic operating, but nowhere else.

>>33332798
>Paying a faggot to squeeze a cat zit

Vets are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. Avoid them at all costs

>>33331611
/k/aeru

>>33332842
Were you in Georgia last weekend? I need to know.

>>33332798
You can buy cat antibiotics on the internet wholesale.
They ask you to fax your vet license but ship anyways.

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/k/atz, all the way.

>>33331921

> declawed

I hope someone severs your trigger finger so you don't accidentally damage the furniture.

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>>33332831
>cat zit

Kek, I'm inclined to agree, but there's a wife in my equation.

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/k/ats are the only living things that actually like me

>>33332854
Why? Lol

>>33331611
It depends on if my 3 month old puppy recently shit on the floor to spite me for something or not.

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>>33331611

Cats are great creatures, so fun to watch.

Dogs are more for the needy kind of people who need constant interaction and entertainment. Pathetic, servile creatures that whimper about only to satisfy the petty wants of their masters.

Cats are literally nature's killing machines.

>>33333392
>nature's killing machines
Just get a mongoose faggot.

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>>33331708
As a cat guy that thinks dogs are more tacticool (not ironically in either sense) than cats, domesticating big cats would be the ultimate of natural human bioengineering.

Even packs of wolves won't fuck with one puma, even though they are bigger one on one, let alone combined.

Now imagine 700lb Ligers that kill on command before giving you kisses before curling up at your feet.

Big cats are the orcas of land.

>>33333279
Because I'm curious if you were the trans girl at the shoot.

>>33333531
Yea that was me :/

>>33333547
Neat. You've really dialed in your bumpfire technique.

>>33333565
im so glad you found each other.

>>33333547
What does cum taste like? Describe it comparing it to foods.

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>>33333565
>>33333582

>>33333565
Looool yea that was definitely me. Wasted too much money practicing something that is good for nothing but making fudds think i am breaking the law.

>>33333582
Wait you mean me and the super qt boy i was cudding with?

>>33333586
Lol thats hard. It's not bad tho.

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Woah so many faggots in this thread
Doggos all the way.

> not being puntable by home invaders
> not making your house smell like a meth lab
> ugly

Thats about all. Fuck cats in fact my dog eats cats.

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>>33333621
Your muttbreed pittmutt would get a brain haircut if he approached me wrong, Jose.

Learn how to properly domesticate an animal, jorge.

>>33333621
nice dog anon, fuck these doggo haters. they don't understand the joy of having a friend who would fight by their side if need be. puppers are great companions can alert you to danger at night, sniff out trouble. run off or fuck up all kinds of shit while being your best friend. and easy to take care of.

>>33333610
Like, is it salty like piss?

>>33333739
Never tried pee, but i dunno, cum isnt as salty as i have seen people joke about. If you rly want to know, just try it.

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>>33333475
yeah, dog guy here. but big domesticated cats, holy shit.. would not fuck with.

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>>33331611
/k/ombat horse

>>33333392
checklist for this guy:
[] cat
[] katana
[] neckbeard
[] subbed anime

>>33333610
>Lol thats hard. It's not bad tho.
bullshit
it has the texture of snot, paired the award-winning taste of snot with some blood in it
t. autistic

>>33333897
>texture of snot
True

>taste of blood

Ehhhh none I have ever had, that sounds awful

>>33333897
See a doctor.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/asia/auckland-airport-dog-shot-trnd/index.html

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>>33333392
Got a couple Schipperkes, coexisting with the /k/ats. Different niche, like a pistol alongside your rifle. Funny thing is, the cats will tag along when we go for walks. Ive always been that guy who bonds with the dog at parties.

>>33333921
what, bodily fluids largely taste the same

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>>33333547
>>33333565
>Amazon prime same-day SHIPPED

>>33333586
Not Ivy or even OP but it's like a cross between raw oysters and battery acid

>>33334036
how do you know what battery acid tastes like?

>>33334036
I wouldn't trust a man whose had battery acid in his mouth to tell me what things taste like.

>>33334030
Lol thx

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>>33331611
Lizzerd. Because I can't have a raptor or dragon.

Why the fuck would anyone want a cat or dog?

>>33331611
Dogs are better as companion for fighting and guarding. Where cats excel is at pest control. In a post-apocalyptic world you'd need both. You need the dog as battle buddy and intruder deterrent, and you need cats to kill mice and rats that will eat your supplies and kill birds that eat the seeds you planted.

As we don't live in a post-apocalyptic world, a dog is more useful than a cat.

>>33331650
>the other is a total dick that shits inside.
wut.

My cat loves me and shits outside. Every day after work she greets me by the door.

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>>33331611

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>>33331611

s/k/inks

They fit in a mag pouch when they curl up

>>33333475
Dogbro here, knew a guy with a lynx. Awesome and laid back as fuck but wouldn't want to mess with it either.

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>>33335458
>Exposing a skink to derivatives.
Figures youd have racist paint

>>33332127
Only the cubs do it.

>>33333801
>t. Taliban

>>33333767
I want to rub his belly and nibble on his ears :3

>>33333475
> landwhales

Orcas.No reported attacks on humans in the wilderness.

Bigcats. watch a video where somebody fell into a tigerpit and tell me how you feel abot a man been dragged like a fuking impala. how they play with them.

You are just food. Fuck you

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>>33335624
Taliban didn't use horses though, their opposition did, which is how Americans ended up using them there.

>>33335479
>Racist
>Rhodesia

Neck yourself.

>>33332831
I agree, my cat hasn't been to the vet in 5 years since he absolutely hates them. After we went to the vet after he was neutered, he went full murder mode and they had to do a minor lockdown and use the stick with loop to capture him. He's been absolutely fine, and I've saved a lot of money to spend on funs.

>>33335643
>no reported attacks in the wild
That's because they leave no witnesses

>>33335643
>Bigcats. watch a video where somebody fell into a tigerpit and tell me how you feel abot a man been dragged like a fuking impala. how they play with them.

Tigers are the spookiest fucking animal. I don't think i'm afraid of anything as much as i am of tigers, i think they're beautiful, but they're horrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqDKqx6JGrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRVSs5RFuDE

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Turtles, tho.

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>>33337200
Don't you mean tortoise?

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>>33331611
Neither, Battle bunners.

>>33331921
Fun fact: declawing cats is illegal in every industrialized nation, except the US. It's considered animal cruelty in most parts of the world.

If you're too goddam retarded to train your cat properly, maybe you should stick to houseplants as lifestyle accessories.

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>>33337220
Tortoises are a type of turtle, unless you're a bong.

Having a dog is like having a kid. It fucking needs you for everything. Good for people who need to feel needed.

Having a cat is like having a roommate who's poop you have to scoop and who might randomly attack you. Good for developing your skills at remaining in condition yellow.

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look at this piece of shit

>>33337327
Hearty kek

>>33333801
/mlp/, pls

>>33337265
Does it carry a switchblade?

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>>33337327
Challenge accepted