/k/ Patch Thread

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We're waiting, NEET.

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WHEN

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My facebook page got ZUCC'D
Please join the new ones
/NEETpatch/
/groups/186438351859026

>>33329812
if you're going to make a new thread early, please pick music that doesn't suck

>>33329873
The madman actually did it.

>>33329881
never
he dropped the design
lack of interest

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Never buying a patch without velcro again. Tried to autism it out and make it perfect, gave up, did this.

>>33329898

Very funny

>>33329873
The absolutie madman.
>>33329890
>music that doesn't suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXEMvIHtT0

>>33329873
oh shit

>>33329906
That's exactly what I did with my stalker one

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>>33329142
>>33329673
>>33329881
Still in customs, will post as soon as it clears
>>33329898
Kek yeah I donated them to African children

>>33329873
welp

>>33329890
>>33329812
>shitty music
Here's some better shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apnGqCiWTi8

>>33329971
>nazi shit
>that price
No thanks.

>>33329971
>Waffen SS Choir
I can't watch it but I bet it's just "Grün ist unser Fallschirm".

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>mfw I've spent too much money when I told myself not to spend anything this week if I could help it

Well, that plan is out the window.
Should I buy pic-related as well, or save it for patches?

>>33328992
>>33329054
>doing everything super gentle-like
>tender kisses on sensitive spots
>whispering nice things in her ear
>cuddling
>saying "I love you"
I'm as deviant as they come, boyos.

>>33329971
Objectively better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjpF1MrBAY

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>>33329971
Approved choice

>>33330043
Patches, always patches

>>33330043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo7OgXkbe8

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>>33330048
the intro music sounds like Dschingus Khan
>mfw I was thinking of that weird Moskau song

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>>33329971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4pXN3OzWRs

move over gramps

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Back from Barrie, here's what I got in my mail the last few days.

>>33330079
>>33330048
TOP FUCKING KEK I WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

>>33329906
Have you ever thought of using a pair of compass to cut out a velcro sheet and use super glue to stick it properly on the backside of your patch???

I highly recommend "LePage Ultra Gel Control." It's also very good for any of Wood's patches if by any chance the wood surface and velcro backing doesn't stick properly.

I can't help you for the one on the left, but the one on the right shouldn't be too hard. I hope my suggestion helped. Danke.

w2c Janet Airlines patches

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>>33330047
>tfw my fetish is making someone I love feel great but nobody worth giving a shit about has any romantic interest in me
>my indifference to common skanks and sleezy hoes draws them to me but I wouldn't even enjoy fucking them
>I experience tfw no gf by choice because I seek only pure companionship and love, which is appearantly fedoracore or whatever

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Interesting way to pack them but hey whatever works. Thanks Ai

>>33330149
>Carhartt
Very tasteful for a leaf.

>>33330149
I want to order this patch, but I can't get over how they completely butchered the translation.

>>33330152
>Wehrmacht band entertaining troops on the Eastern Front, Summer 1942. Colorized

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Just got my first patch.

>>33330257
I think I'm more interested in the gat

>>33330194
What are you, gay?
Love is all about polyamory now, kinky orgies with hookers, trannies, and crossdressers.

>>33329873
I can't do it guys
I'm just not gay enough to stick things up my ass

>>33330287
That's my Krag

>>33330295
Don't be such a fag, just stick it up there

>>33330295
do it, fag

>>33330304
but the PVC is sharp ;_;

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>>33330295
>>33330312
You have lost this customer forever. Not for being straight, but for not making good on your word.

>>33330297
>>33330297
fuckin sexy m8

>>33330312
put it in a condom

>>33330339
>expecting a NEET virgin to own condoms

>>33330348
Ai bought 100 condoms on the off chance he wants to eat the cucumber after he's done with it.

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>>33330352
Okay in my defense, it was supposed to only be 10 condoms. I accidentally added an extra zero on the end, and I'm now stuck with a bowl full of condoms.

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Trying to figure out who has the Flammenwerfer patch (This is a Falmmenwerfer // It Werfs Flammen). Didn't see it on any of the pastebin sites.

Shitty thumbnail but that's all I got to track it down with.

Any ideas?

>>33330194
>my fetish is making someone I love feel great
mah nigga

>>33330400
I didn't know I wanted this until you posted it

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https://www.freewebstore.org/idrewapatch

Reminder that the patches have arrived fellas!

>>33330194
>>33330410
I can't watch porn or read doujins unless the girl is enjoying it

Am I a pervert?

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Amiami send me a goddamn box for one patch

>>33330352
>>33330388
fucking kek

>>33330447
A suave pervert

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>>33330455

where do I get that? please tell me I still can

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>>33330447
>tfw I enjoy porn more when the girl clearly is in anguish
idk what's wrong with me

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>>33329906
>Never buying a patch without velcro again.
You set yourself up for failure.
Buy the big size with super sticky adhesive.
Trace, make cut mark inward a hair.
Little oil on scissors,cut.
Cut paper backing in half.
Clamp pull paper off ,press, do other side.

>>33330475
I guess my thing is knowing you/the guy are doing a decent job

for example, when I was nailing that girl a month ago or so and couldn't keep a boner cause whiskey dick, the only thing that kept it up was when she was saying "yes fuck me daddy I love it so much"

>>33330527
>go home with a tinderella
>can't get my dick hard because I can't do the hookup thing
>still choke her, pull her hair, twist her nipples, finger her, make her cum 5 times
>eventually fuck her mouth to completion
nothing more embarrassing to me than trying to go with a softy. Luckily, I know she had a good time even if she didn't get that D. So I'll probably have another go at it.

>>33330428
bought, as well as the mini stalker.
Shit looks rad, can't wait.

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>>33330647
Thanks! Ill be shipping all orders out tomorrow.

>>33330706
Keep making Imperial German stuff if you can

>>33330447
ditto.

>>33330746
I just might, I get back to you guys when I come up with something.

>>33330428
Looks great. I hope to snag one on my next paycheck.

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from the last thread
HCLI patch is from shooterbcgear

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>>33330509
Just like everything else in my life lmao.

I came on here asking what velcro to buy and everyone just acted like I wa retarded.

>>33330455
Drop shipping mate. An envelope could fly out of the cargo hold, that shit's exposed to turbulence and Chinese safety standards are looser than a Mormon's cunt.

>>33330882
that's not the reason at all you dummy
you pay a flat fee for shipping and whatever fits in the box and under X weight ships for that price
No point in having separate boxes

>>33330043
I'm a master of custodial arts!
or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
ABBAZABBA BAR! YOU muh only frenn!

>>33331001
That's what the yellow Jew tells you.

Do not believe their lies.

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Also sample for for Garda patch came in, getting them to add an outline to the legs and get rid of the outline on the cross.

Here ya go u fukinn fagss
http://imgur.com/a/Rt8hg

>>33331165
>http://imgur.com/a/Rt8hg
What a legend +1 interwebz 4 u my friend

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>>33331165
this is so much better than I expected

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>>33331165
Holy shit I was just kidding I was hoping you'd just refund me the money and laugh it off jesus

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>>33331165
Really?

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>>33331165

>>33331165
This fucking thread

>>33331165
Sometimes I ask myself "why do I come back to /k/?" This. This is why I come back

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>>33331165

>>33331165
He did it. The absolute madman.

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>>33329906
>That Chaos patch
YOU FILTHY FUCKING HERETIC

Where'd you get it? Do they have imperial guard / mechanicus patches?

>>33331165
The Absolute Madman

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>>33331165

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>>33331165
There are certain things you just shouldn't do.
Have i lost respect for you as a result of this act, Or have you earned more for being a man of your word?

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>>33331165
reminder not to order fal keychain from NEET

>>33331322
the wrld may ner know

>>33331165
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n6137
Ass keychains

>>33331165
WEW

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>>33331165
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>33331165
You have regained my respect and reinforced my disgust.

>>33331275
Amazon, shipped from "The Last Titan". Not sure if there's any others.
Now if you'll excuse me I must return to my blood orgy.

what the fucking fuck the last thing you should ever do is anything involving your penis or anus because of a fucking anonymous

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>>33331165
you have earned my money. Next non-weeb patch you make i will cop.

>>33331469
$10 is $10.

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>>33331165

Jesus Christ. Now I feel the need to buy something from you...

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>>33331165
today's been a heck of a day, first some guy shoves 4 bullets down his dick and then this.

>>33331531
I don't understand this
It's made in 2017
of course it's colored
you only put colorized when it's prior to color pictures

why are people who make these so fucking gay

>>33331547
Wait, 4 bullets down his dick?

WHERE

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Wheres Heartpatch. I got a new idea for him.

>>33331574
Fucking lol

>>33331574
KEK

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>>33331574
Holy shit

>>33331574
topkek

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>>33331574
lel

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>>33331165
Bro, no.

Nooo. You could of at least put it in a condom or something...

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>>33331574

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>>33331165
You selling that as limited edition as limited edition keychain? Lewd boipuccy edition??

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>>33331574

As the Warrior Bard known as Ice T once said, "If one is not required to utilize his Kalashnikov, then it has indeed been a rather decent day"

Thank you NEET for making this a good day.

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>>33331574
W2c?

>>33331165
Well shit I didn't think you'd actually do it. Now I feel bad for calling you a fag

I just came here to ask about embroidery machines and what the fuck is going on here

>>33331637
A regular business transaction

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>>33331165

>>33331574
This is memeing on another level

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>>33331165

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>>33331556

Back over the wall, Paco.

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What even is this thread anymore

>>33331673
dead before it got a chance to live

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>>33331574
My sides

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>>33331165

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>>33331165

>>33331574
>huehuehue.jpg

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>>33331574

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>>33331165
This isn't sexy package art...

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Holy shit, what a way to wake up. Three packages from Ai, but wait, only two for me? First off, fun packaging. Very fancy.

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>Neet posts butt
>router shits itself and dies
Godammit it knows

>>33330400
>>33330425

That was one of mine, don't think any store owners picked it up. You could try making it better/finishing it and seeing if anyone's interested. This is the largest render I've got minus the text since it came out pretty bad anyway.

>>33331209
>>33331212
>>33331322
>>33331342
>>33331429
>>33331601
>>33331635
>>33331720
I'm not gay but $10 is $10

>took a lot of beet to loosen up th eol asshole enougjh to mak eit happen

>>33331574
jesus fucking chirst

>>33331764
What patches?

>>33331784
fuckk forgot name
don't shitppost in other threads druuunk kids

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>>33331764
Bunch of awesome patches, and two I didn't order! Always nice. Apparently I owe Ai one free patch for the NROL.

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>>33331574

>>33331165
>>33331784
>>33331799
This would make a good anti drinking ad.

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>>33331800
Weird, this one wasn't to me, but my "G"F. What a swell guy, even if he does question her being female. Best part, they were the only two patches she'd be really interested in, so good going there Ai!

She really wanted me to tell you how much you made her day, she's thrilled. Even better, she now understands how I feel when I get patches. Going to make her a patch collector yet.

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>>33331165
These threads have gotten out of hand

>>33331874
Post feminine penis.

>>33331800
>I still haven't gotten RWSS
ech

>>33331874
>ASS
What's it say on the other side?

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>>33331571
The thread was up around 11:00 CST and involved a pic of a bleeding dick.
I think it got deleted.

>>33331883
We have to get to the lowest of the low to get to the highest of the highs.

And we totally have hit the lowest point right now.

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>>33331915
I'm really impressed you noticed that, here's the other side for you, eagle-eye anon.

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>>33331800
>>33331874
Glad you and your "g"f enjoyed the patches.

>>33331905
You the anon who got the KFC by mistake?

>>33331959
That's because I smashed my stamp, RIP.

>>33331978
I am not. I was thinking of sending you an email, but it's only been 13 days since I got the shipping email, and I should probably give it one more day. Order 1448

>>33331165
What the fuck man

>>33331978
You should have seen how excited she was, it was wonderful. She basically wife me up, jumped on me and said "You have two packages from Ai, and I have over too!" And proceeded to grin hugely. Seriously, thanks Ai. I'll make sure you get your free patch for sure. You're good people, Mr. Leaf.

>That's because I smashed my stamp, RIP.
Sad day there, RIP in pieces.

>>33331897
She honestly doesn't have a dick, anon. Or did you want to see mine?

>>33332058
You have a feminine penis?
How to get gf (female) if you do? A-Asking for a friend...

>>33332058
>wife
What the fuck phone. Woke, she woke me up. Good damn swipe text.

In other news, I need another fucking patch board. Four filled already.

>>33332071
It's still a manly dick, but not angry looking as she put it. Funny thing is, the relationship started as us being co-workers and her wanting to fuck me, and me wanting to date her. Been together almost three years now, and we were each other's first, for everything. Getting married next year in fall with any luck.

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Never change

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>>33332110
O-Oh.
Well enjoy your penis and your happiness then. I'll just tell my friend he's out of luck.

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>>33332058
>>33332110
Your phone is hinting at something, Merlin.

>>33332174
Ai, have you gotten my fan mail yet? I hope you like it

Every day we fall further from God's light.

>>33332194
I'll post it when I get it, senpai

>>33332197
The government killed god in the 60s.

>>33331165
Fuck dude

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>>33329812

>>33332197
Cool :D

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Who else got there BIG GUY patches?

>>33331165
what the fuck man

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>>33331165

>tfw NEET is actually that guy who shoved a .22 down his dick hole on here years ago.

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>>33331978

>KFC by mistake

That's me friendo. I haven't had a chance to check mail today to see if other orders have shown up yet. Still waiting to e-mail you back until I know what's missing.

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>>33331165
every now and then a board proves why it should be here
this is one of those times

also this >>33331574

>>33332110
>It's still a manly dick, but not angry looking as she put it.
just keeps on giving

>>33331165
Ya could have just refunded the money...

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>>33332724
The patch merchant gave his solemn oath on the most sacred board of 4chan.
He could not withdraw without losing face.

>>33332851
/k/ - A Magical Place

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>>33332851
sfw

Threads like this are why I get up in the morning

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>>33332174

>>33330455
Fuck, I got my three waiting at the post office.

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Thanks broski

>>33333421
what bag is that friend?

>>33333456
https://www.orcatacticalgear.com/collections/all/range-bag

>>33330455
where to buy plz?

>>33330455
hahaha holy fuck that is expensive

>>33330428
Holy shit man, ordered. I didn't even know this was a patch I absolutely needed in my life.

I might have a picture of Otto Von Bismarck up in my room, I won't say one way or the other. Though in my defense he made the Kaiser cry like a bitch.

>>33331165
Holy fuck NEET. I respected you before you stuck an FAL keychain up your ass but I only respect you more. Additionally I kind of want to fuck you more than 2hu now.

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>>33332245
Me and moot.

>>33330455
when will it restock???

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I put a poll up on my facespace group for what other keychains people want made

did Polaris scam us?

>>33333800
>kikebook
Wow no.

Minnie, Saiga nyaa, and Coooooobra.

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>>33333800

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>>33333800
I'll take the whole collection. Shipped Class Two if you catch my drift.

>>33333895
>Shipped Class Two if you catch my drift.

I don't, actually
Unless you mean from my ass

>>33333902
That'd be right up your ass, yes.

>>33331773
Awesome! I might take a whack at it.

>>33333812
Looks like it.

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>>33329906
Just buy bigger velcro.

I was actually considering this issue.

I, and plenty of others love patches but they don't always have velcro. I could laser-cut the most common sizes out of adhesive velcro that way you get the piece, peel the backing and just put them on your patch.

The only thing is the adhesive velcro in the size and volume I was looking at is kind of expensive.

>>33331574
11/10 would buy

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>>33333800
RPK and AK-74 please cause I don't have a jewbook

Is oven operators still operating ovens?

I just placed an order with him and Polarize's sudden departure has me paranoid

>>33334097
I'll probably make a different poll for here when the time comes, I just want people to be able to suggest stuff on the page

Anyone besides Woodpatch and Merlons limited run hitting fri? Didnt Ai podt something about a few fucked patches going up?

Nerds rope patch when?

Is Antarctica fag around?

>>33334170
I'm putting up 20 of the proper Starbucks patches when I get the Taiga, shadilay, debirus and RWSS restock back.

>>33334279
Do you have a firmer ETA on the restocks?

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>>33334302

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>>33330447
I love your patches, high quality stuff, but I doubt I could ever see eye to eye with you on that point, you sensitive little bitch

>Where the fuck am I at that I'm calling someone out for not liking the sicker, rougher stuff. Christ.

>>33331165
So, is the keychain still for sale or...?

>>33331165
>NEET posts giant autistic flowchart post of what is and isn't considered gay in doujins in regards to traps, futas and girls.
>Shoves keychain up his ass for $10 and memes.

>>33334311
>>33334279
Are you restocking the Beuro of Meme Magik KEK patches?

How would you guys feel if someone famous started wearing your patches? Like if some frontman for a rock band slapped a few on his military-esque jacket.

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>>33334426

Flattered and proud I guess?

Pic related essentially.

Anyone have any idea when/if we'll get more martian militia patches?

>>33334426
It would make me want to buy that patch.

>>33331165
Nice butthole.

>>33334426
I'd say goodbye to any realistic chance of buying them, since the attention it would bring would mean the patches would sell out within seconds of them being listed. So I'd hate it because nobody here is full time business set up to handle the insane volume of orders that would bring.

Some would probably adapt over time to it, but it would ruin whatever /comfy/ vibes the patch thread has.

>>33334426
How would they feel to see some lanklet hipstet wearing them on a battle jacket.

Asking for a friend.

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>>33334444
holy fuck

>>33334426
>watching the latest report on the Golden Division in Mosul
>A suspiciously white looking guy with a SCAR17 shows up wearing a lamia tamer patch
what do you do

>>33334469

Order more Lamia patches and hire a lawyer.

>>33334430
>>33334444
>>33334452
I'll keep these opinions in mind, thanks.

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>tfw been waiting more than a week for snail mail to deliver a patch from a seller who lives a 20 minute drive away from your house.

>>33334581
how many platinum records you got, fgt

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>>33334426
Considering the sort of patches I have, and the people I sell to, I'd much rather have some brave anon do something cool (like bashing in commie heads) while wearing one of my patches and become famous while doing it, than some shit brains who's already famous.

>>33334594
Didn't your diamond dons appear on hwndu?

>>33334426
Would be breddy cool

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>>33334609
Yes it did. Makes me proud desu

>>33334609
He said "something cool", not a bunch of attention seeking weirdos lurking around a webcam that nobody outside of /pol/ and Shia Lebeef cared about

>>33334581
Are u a famous

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was Polaris a scam?

We need more no-bra pics of that gril sticker posted

We need more no-bra pics of that gril sticker posted

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>>33334717

>>33334699
Not a very good one if paypal can just get my 8 sheckles back.

>>33334591
>>33334657
None and no. We've been talking to Atlantic though and are close to a deal, I think. But I don't really wanna promote us on a weeb patch discussion forum :^)

>>33334795
Wear the RWDS one. No one will know where it came from even if they check.

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>>33330257
>first patch
>it's pol shit

>>33334827
I'd rather not be labeled a "Nazi" right out the gate. The /pol/-based patches are pretty much right out. I really like crimson's battle dove patch, but I may have to forego wearing any of them on stage. We'll see.

>>33334869
Wear some of NEET or 2hus patches
They go for subtlety

>>33334869
Wear anime weeb shit, go kawaii-core.

Pork in the TacoShell is going to mainstream it anyway.

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>>33330811
Thanks for answering. I will buy one immediat-
>from Hong Kong
>have to create an account
>product picture looks different from your patch
Hmmm.

>>33334885
>>33334897
Thanks for the suggestions, I'll keep them in mind. I'm off to tap to some /d/ and then go to sleep. I'll keep lurking and maybe you'll hear my voice on the radio.

>>33334955
*fap fucking autocorrect

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>>33331165
c-combining memes while k-keeping it sfw a-and patch-related

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>>33334965
Pls no

>>33332196
Good.

>orders evolution skull patch from SkinwalkerSupplyCo
>usps shipping from Feb 15th
>still at chicago facility at the moment
JUST

is USPS that shitty for overseas shipping?

also Neet, your patch arrived. much obliged famalam

>>33334965
I used to like traps but after seeing this I think NEET has permanently turned me off of dudes.

Been browsing the sad panda for hours and it's just not doing it for me anymore.


Total and complete honesty? Thanks NEET. I kinda feel better now that I'm not attracted to this anymore.

>>33335254
all American mailing outfits are shit for overseas shipping. A friend of mine sent me a MAGA hat, it took 14 days to get out of the US and then 3 days to get through customs to my address.

>>33335254
>>still at chicago facility
i had the same issue with my order stuck at chicago for like a week. but the order was actually past chicago an arrived pretty qiuck. sometimes tracking doesn't update for whatever reason when it's over the border. so it's very likely you get your shit soon.

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X | U | X
>close enough

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What is NEET's new faceberg page name?

ETA on awoo bush?

If I had a 2hu so help me god I would bully him so hard that you would never post again out of sheer sympathy

So, what time is merlin's stuff supposed to drop tonight?

Someone post the trash dove design

Im making it

>>33331165
haha fag

>>33335772
>facebook meme patch
Why? It's already past its peak popularity.

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>>33331165

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Anyone make this in a patch?

>>33334699
he's on the run from antifa

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>>33335772
Will buy.

Random patch idea
Smiling alien chest burster coming out of a chest
Inspirational text on the bottom says: Bloom where you are planted

I think sleep dep does bad things to my brain.

>>33336244
>implying he wasn't a honeypot

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>>33330295
>I'm just not gay enough to stick things up my ass
The exact thing a faggot would say to try and appear less faggoty.

>>33335751
"Soon" if I can get the store upgraded and my payment system sorted out. Around noon-ish, maybe later. I'll post here, no worries.

Pray for me, patch friends, for this opening will be bumpy.

>>33336470
He still stuck it up his ass too

>>33336590
>Around noon-ish, maybe later
I just know itll go up some random time and be gone by the time I wake up.

>>33336590
wait, noon in what time zone. cuz it's already past noon here in EST land.

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>>33336590
Email merely or something when you put it up!

>>33336669
>He still stuck it up his ass too
His faux protest to appear "less gay" was overcome by his deep seated need to push things into his anus.
He is and always will be a massive faggot.

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>>33336590
Do you also offer anal packaging?

>>33336704
I wish you luck anon, but I'll still have them later.

>>33336732
CST, Correct Standard Time.

>>33336741
Can do bby.

>>33336835
Hey, if you want it in your ass, that's on you. Besides, unlike NEET and his $10 escapade, y'all wouldn't pay enough for me to stick a patch up my asshole.

I'm looking to start a patch shop
take a look: http://www.geocities.jp/fourchanalienpatch/
What do you think?

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>>33336875
$50.

>>33336875
name your price whore

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>>33336875
Can we crowdsource it?

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Please no more.

>>33335254
My usps orders from bad dragon also often stay for quite long in Chicago.

>>33336921
Not close, but I'm glad I get a better bid than NEET got.

>>33336962
Enough for something better than a Taurus. I'm a high-class whore.

>>33336992
By all means, please do.

---

So, my patch store opens here in about... now.
http://merlinsmagicalmerrows.bigcartel.com/

>>33337057
>http://www.geocities.jp/fourchanalienpatch/
>kek with one pepe

what is this

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>>33337057
>No SOX or Gloli

>>33337068
You get one Pepe with you Kek patch if you want. At least one has already sold. That other site isn't mine.

>>33337077
They aren't here yet, but people want the Kek flag, so for one hour it's on sale. Buy it or wait, either works. I'll have plenty left unless all of /pol/ buys them up, so no worries.

SOX soon, same with Apex, and Gloli whenever the patch sweatshop figures out to just do exactly what I told them over a month ago.

>>33335504
Oh yes please provide ETA.
One of my most expected patch

>>33337102
>You get one Pepe
I dont know what this means, which is why I bought one of each.

>>33337102
Your edit location link sends me to paypal login, shits busted m8

>>33334360
I mean, if you want it...

>>33334374
I'm not gay but $10 is $10

>>33335265
I'm glad my possible anal fissures could be used for powers of good

Oh and add this guys post to the cap

>>33335504
>>33337105
I'mma ask
Get back to you later
Just got off work and need to pass the fuck out
Been up for 24 hours

>>33336470
>>33336669
>>33336825
in my defense I was very drunk

>>33336875
>y'all wouldn't pay enough for me to stick a patch up my asshole.

I'll have to agree with this
That would be ungodly painful

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>>33336912
Come on anons what do you think?

>>33334913
huh, I hadn't noticed they had changed the design, as far as making an account alot of the airsoft sites make you do that. I payed with paypal and never noticed any fuckery, but trust your gut.

>>33337158
that site is borderline a e s t h e t i c

If one of the patch dealers makes >>33330455 Legend of the galactic heroes patch that amiami sold (now sold out) I'd pay 15$

>>33337163
>>33334913
I bought the same one and it's rectangle

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>>33331165

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>>33331574
Just when I thought this place was getting boring

>>33337131
Weird, what browser you using? You mean the one during the checkout process on BigCartel, right? Just tested, seemed fine, but it may be off for you. Closing the browser and trying again should do the trick.

>>33337129
It means you'll get you Kek flag, and also get one exclusive Pepe.. I'm only selling 10, and each will be different.

>>33337158
It's very, uh, 90s, in that Geocities way. Not a bad thing per se, but it is what it is. Patch looks alright, not really doing much for me though. Why an alien?

>>33337291
>I'm only selling 10, and each will be different.
are they drawings or patches or stickers?

>inb4 I buy more

>>33337353
They're something, but not patches. Be nice and let other anons get at them. I can't keep you from buying more, but I'll just make them less cool if you do to discourage it.

---

Wow, hour is almost up. Maybe I'll leave it open a while longer.

>>33337291
It looked like it happened after it took my paypal information, threw the error, then seemed to get stuck in a confirmation loop. But that was in firefox, I tried in chrome and it worked alright.

>>33337432
Firefox is always weird about the little things like that, Chrome a best browser-fu. I don't see a double order, so should be all good. If you get double charged, let me know and I'll set it right.

>>33334846
>Kek is only a /pol/ phenomenon

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>>33337477
>Chrome a best browser-fu

yeah no

I never have these phantom issues people seem to get all the time with fortfax

>>33335772
>>33336296
I'm already making it, waiting on the company to send me a sample.

>>33337477
I only got one confirmation e-mail so I assume it went alright, but I'll hit you up if something goes wrong.

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>>33337384
I bought two flags,didn't see the pepe option.

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>>33337384
Thanks for leaving it up longer senpai, otherwise I would've missed it. Also, morning patch thread.

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>>33337619
It's afternoon.

>>33337384
>mfw bought three pepe options

i just want to know damn it.

>>33336296
Oh fuck I need this in my life

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>>33337634
It was a long night, and today I'm going out again to get shitfaced with friends.

>>33337665
Do you have patches restocking today? Need to know if I have to set an alarm to F5 or not.

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>>33337291
cuz aliens rule, and they are easy to distinguish from other things

>>33337672
You're clear buddy, I'll be giving a two day notice before dropping my next batch.

>>33337702
Make sure to do the newsletter thing. I want junk mail from you.

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Toasting in epic bread.
Also, last poll before I put in the order: nose or no nose?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12550130

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>>33337712

>>33337718
left, it sits better compared to the eyes.

>>33337665
well before you get Mumps mind telling me when the Serb-chan patch is estimated to drop?

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>>33337718
Right is the only one that is correct. Why are you even asking this?

Google "Gondola Spurdo" and see for yourself. Why the fuck would you make an incorrect patch?

>>33337777
quads of truth.

I wont buy unless right.

>>33337777
>>33337788
This.

>>33337788
>quds dub dubs

I think you will die painfully at the hands of meme magic unless you kosher up that patch.

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>>33337777
even KEK doesn't like it when you discrace ancient suomi memes

>>33337777
The fear, good sir, is that his patch will be too regular. Gondola's features are generally irregular, rather than the right patch, which is clearly three identical circles.

>>33337809
Just make the eyes a bit smaller then.

>>33337809
Make the nose a splotch,

They are not supposed to be perfect circles anyway.

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>tfw no lewd gondola patch

Would any of you buy the patch on this site, if I made it?
Website: http://www.geocities.jp/fourchanalienpatch/