Grub and Gats thread

>>33329611
I could SO fill that with my semen!

I need a new toy.

>>33329629
We should have a picnic ;)

>>33329439
Did you not cook that pizza? That looks fucking disgusting.

>>33329870
It was indeed disgusting... But oh so satisfying!

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>>33329439
If yer gonna cheat with frozen pizza at least eat pic related

>>33329921
OP here... Never seen that, looks good though.
The one in my pic is a cheap frozen one I got from Costco, not bad at all for the price.

Really??? No guns and food??? What's happening to America?!?!?

>>33330598
I have knives in my kitchen.

Not guns.

>>33329921
hmmm. muh fav.

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OH WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME.

40 OZ USDA PRIME TOMAHAWK.

SOUS VIDE, THEN PAN SEAR, THEN BUTTER BATH.

>>33329439
>popular greasy piece of disgusting filth that only poor people can buy and leaves you with regret in an hour
>and some shitty pizza.

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>>33331453
FINISHED PRODUCT.

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>>33331472
Damn fool you making me hunger.

>>33331453
>paying 40 dollars for a two and ahalf pound grade 4-3 steak
Why am I not surprised. Is that shit even certified? I know it's not angus.
You can't call it 'prime' and a 'tomahawk' that's like saying a car automobile.
I never got why tomahawks came back, people wanted the bone smaller for easier plating and cooking.

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>>33331499
oh, but there is MOAR.

ANOTHER USDA PRIME TOMAHAWK, ROUGHLY 40 OZ.

SOUS VIDE, MAPP TORCH FINISH.

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>>33331514
>You can't call it 'prime' and a 'tomahawk' that's like saying a car automobile.
it's certified USDA prime you filthy faggot. CAB beef is a fucking joke.

>>33331518
finished product

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>>33331542
... You have no idea what you're talking about, do you. USDA and CAB are pretty much dead level.

But I did assume by prime you meant prime rib, calling it a prime rib tomahawk. Which is silly.

Pic related, a wrench I broke trying to take a beef grinder head off.

>>33331646
And actually now that I think about it, a beef cant be CAB labeled without being USDA first... sooo....

I had to google it as my memory failed
> In order to earn the brand's logo(CAB), qualifying beef must pass eight specifications more than USDA Choice regarding marbling, tenderness and consistency of flavor.

That does look very well'ly cooked though so cu-dos.

>>33331646
>pretty much dead level.
no you fucking moron. The percentage selection touted by the angus association is just marketing.

>But I did assume by prime you meant prime rib
no you fag. I meant USDA PRIME. As in the highest grade awarded to beef in the US by the USDA.

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>>33331709
Angus is just a family of cattle provided by a specific group of farms.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Kind of a small picture but this should explain it so you can understand.

>>33331705
>a beef cant be CAB labeled without being USDA first.
wait, are you not aware that USDA grades all beef in the US?

>>33331734
>You have no idea what you're talking about
are you fucking illiterate or just stupid? Seriously, I don't understand how you can be confused by your own post.

>>33331737
I'm pretty drunk and have been doing corned beef all week for st. patricks day. Meh.

>>33331751
>usda prime is the best!
>usda prime is what CAB angus is!
>cab angus is shit!
This is how this conversation has gone.

>>33331780
>usda prime is what CAB angus is!
this is absolutely not true. Have you...you know, ever sourced CAB?

Prime grading is just that, grading. USDA also grades angus beef. There is no guarantee that CAB will meet USDA prime criteria, although CAB meeting the prime grade will be graded as such.

Does this make sense now?

>>33331846
Nah.

All CAB is USDA prime, but not all USDA prime is CAB. Hopefully you can understand that.

>>>/ck/
this is the first time ive ever had to link someone there

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https://www.certifiedangusbeef.com/cuts/grades.aspx read.

https://www.ams.usda.gov/grades-standards Read.

see >>33331866

>>33331866
>All CAB is USDA prime,
is this a fucking joke?

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>>33331866
I've cooked a lot of USDA choice CAB ribeyes.

>>33332075
Why would we not be talking about prime when that's the topic... the c in cab doesn't stand for choice.

>>33332256
are you autistic?
I'm correcting the assertion that ALL CAB is prime, which clearly isn't the case.

see >>33331866
>All CAB is USDA prime

Can't even have a fucking FOOD and GUNS thread without six levels of fucking autism...

>>33333081
Honestly, did you expect any different?

>>33333081
It's called retardation.

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Try to contain your jealousy. I'm only posting this mouthwatering combination of food and gun so you can see the heights of luxury and have an ideal to aspire to.

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>>33329439

>>33331472
thats nice. i like your collection of black guns too.

this guys legit.