What's the most autistic home defense weapon?

>>33322369
a pump action shotgun when you own an AR15

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>>33322369
Anything that's not a double barreled shotgun

>>33322369
Whatever OP uses.

flamethrowers
You want to kill the thief, not to destroy your fucking house

Define "autistic".

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>>33322369
<_<

>>33322481
Good answer.

>>33322369
extremely stronk acids like Fluorosulfuric acid FSO3H in a supersoaker squirt gun.

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>>33322369
LRAD
Literally
>REEEEEEEEE: The weapon

>>33322606
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

>>33322413
It's pretty autistic to think either won't work just fine

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chemical weapons, in that your house smells so bad that anything they might take will taint everything they own and the intruder decides that its just not worth it.

Anything that doesn't fire buckshot.

>>33325286
Taint

Any expensive home defense weapon.
>spending more than 500 bucks to counter a scenario that will never happen to you

>>33322413
why would you want your shiny AR-15 thrown into police purgatory forever

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>>33322369
shitty $20 fantasy knife that you bought from BudK

A cellphone

"fuck your shit" rounds

GLOCK brand Glock G20 Gen4.
t. literal autist with a GLOCK brand Glock G20 Gen4

>>33325455
My roommate was charged with 1st degree murder at my house when he shot some guy outside who had a pistol. I guess he owed some MS13 faggots some money, that's what the police told us atleast. Anyways, I knew my roommate was fucking crazy so I moved my firearms upstate with my family a few months before this happened and only kept my Beretta 92 for just in case. Cops ended up taking that and another roommate's great grandfather's 100yo sidexside shotgun even though they knew they had the murder weapon.

>>33322369
Mosin.