Best and Worst death scenario

>>33318946
Worst case would probably be a getting sniped in the throat and die choking on my own blood before the war even got started

Best case would probably be jumping on a grenade or defending a position while my friends retreated so my death would have meaning

worst case, burned alive in troop transport

best case, shit myself to death drinking some bad hooch.

worst death, burned alive in fuckin tank or crashed heli

best death, calling a airstrike on my ass and killing people

>>33319209
>burned alive

Reminded me of that isis video of the pilot they covered in fuel and trapped in a cage and burned him alive while hes screaming in agony

>>33319209
>>33319232
hopefully the poisonous gasses of melting polymers, rubber, metal, and paint would kill you before you burnt to death.
Wew, look on the bright side.

>>33319035
This.

Die in a noble way.

What really scares me is being obliterated by arty and being mia.

Best way to die: In front of millions after I protest civil war and shitty racism, because let's face it, that's what WW3 will be fought over.

Worse way to die: Silent.

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Does any death in combat get you into Valhalla or does it have to be extra badass?

>>33318946
Worst case would probably be on my old ship, hit by some ship sinking ordnance that didn't get stopped,and sinking. But since my engineering spaces were well above the waterline, my fear isn't drowning with the ship, it's hanging out in the water waiting for sharks to eat me like the Indianapolis sailors.

Best case is catching that anti ship missile directly into my spaces and dying in an explosion

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>>33318946

Best? Getting captured, horribly tortured and publicly executed for staying behind so that innocent people could escape.

Worst? Trying to save my own life instead of fighting tooth and nail for my fellow soldiers or innocent folk caught in the fight.

TL;DR I'd prefer to die giving my life to save others instead of being a cunt.

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>>33319360

I would hate to die without getting a chance to fight. Like hit by a sniper or a mortar. But obviously the worst way to go would be being captured and tortured to death.

If I had to die I'd want to be in one of those situations where I fight by myself for hours and hours, holding an objective, killing an insane number of assholes by myself. Like I switch between a machine gun, my rifle, grenades, etc, and am just a one man killing machine. Get shot like 8, 9 times but don't die until everything is over.

>>33319399

>Oh look, he'd rather give his life for a good cause than continue to live a pointless life in a world that's been ravaged by WW3!

>WHAT A NECKBEARD AMIRITE, HURR

Only neckbeard here is you, broski.

>everyone here thinking their death will mean something
Artillery, stray bullets, pointless officer fuckups will schwack all of you

>>33319450
>everyone here hoping their death will mean something
> hoping they matter to somebody
fixed that for you. the humans all care about each other

Best case is after a decisive battle in a hospital from fatal wounds with just enough time to tell your glorious last words before being part of the books of history.

>>33318946
Worst case would be burning alive in a tank or APC.

Best case is a clean shot to the dome.

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>>33319431

>>33319476
No, I just mean that everyone here wants to be some Audie Murphy last stand burning tank outnumbered 20-1 hardass, but they'll probably just have a lucky mortar land in their fighting hole

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>>33319515


>I have no argument so I'll post fedoras

*Clap clap clap*

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>>33318946
Dying to some sort of gas or chemical weapon by being just too slow with my mask or getting wounded and dying by exposure to a chemical weapon.

>>33319209
Thank God I'm not a Russian in Grozny during the Yeltsin years.

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Best case scenario my infantry unit is wiped by a tactical nuke and I just vaporize
Worst case: We get wiped out by a CD gas attack and watch as my comrades die in agonizing, slow skin bubbling pain.

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>>33319568

>>33318946
Worst case: dying of dysentry in a pow camp
Best case: holding out in a foxhole with my comrades

>implying infrantry warfare has a future

Worst case would probaly be some biological weapon, while knowing they are used everywhere and that mankind will not survive this, it is just over you fought for nothing, all is lost.

Best? Just something quick.

>>33319637
Can't occupy cities or towns with drones

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>>33319605

>I still have no argument so I'll keep posting shitty memes

Thank you, for proving my point.

Does the thought of having hot pliers applied to fingernails really trigger you, anon?

Perhaps it's dental torture. Maybe that struck a nerve. No pun intended.

Or maybe, the thought of being tied to a chair and having your testicles crushed by a hammer?

But, I digress, you're not helping your case.

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>>33319673

>>33319605
He said asinine twice.

>>33318946
Worst would be slipping and dying in some non-combat mishap because like a dumb boot you didnt wear your PPE.
Best probably saving a comrade, or some last stand type thing where you know death is coming but you know your death will accomplish something.

>>33319673
You are getting owned lmao

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>>33319735
Smashing your head on pavement when you lost your kevlar

>>33319673
Jesus Christ dude. Just stop replying to him

>>33319773
I'm running out of fedora pics though

>>33319773

>I'm getting owned by someone posting shitty fedora pics with no argument

Totally.

>>33319794

but it's fun

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>>33318946
Being the officer who sets off the tactical nuke on his own position as it is overrun by the enemy, in line with the orders you received on the radio
Both the best and worst death

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>>33319798
>>33319817

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>>33319823
Jesus christ i could imagine the radioman's face

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>>33319836

WHOA

SPOOK WARNING

JESUS FUCK ANON

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>>33319902
fuck off weeb

Worst, dying of starvation, thirst, and cold exposure. I don't know about you, but fuck the cold.

Best, last stand ordering my soldiers to pull back while my sacrifice allows them to regroup, ultimately saving their lives and results in motivating them to win the war and write glorious books and movies. I'll get obscure statues erected to remember my valor where random teens will fuck on the benches in my park, while having buildings on military installations and national land marks named after me, yet no one except for history buffs know my contribution.

Yeah, that's the dream.

>>33319894
Well it either goes two ways:
The detonation escalates into strategic and then total nuclear warfare (which you started). Or it deescalates and the powers that be declare you did it of your own volition, that no such order was given, and that is your legacy.

At least your death would be painless.

>>33318946
Best way to die? Standing on a pile of bodies and spent brass.

Worst way to die? With an unfired rifle in my hands.

>>33319902
>FROG gear
muh dic/k/

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>>33320033
>where random teens will fuck on the benches in my park

I like you

>>33320369
He also snuck "erected" in there. Hee.

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>>33320033
double dubs of truth

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>>33320399
dubble dubby dubbing dubs

doubling gp

>>33318946
Best way to Die: Jumping on a grenade and saving my Squad, allowing them to live and any medals I earn allow my siblings to avoid the draft

Worse way to Die: Jumping on a grenade and I'm alive long enough to watch my Squad die.

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>>33318946
worst: sitting in the back of an M113, Stryker or AAV and getting caught on fire or turned to mincemeat

best: having my broken, lifeless body pulled out of an AAV turret thats knee deep in brass, my vehicle surrounded by piles of bodies of my enemies a la Audie Murphy

>>33318946
Best Way to Die: Driving a B-52 into the High Command of the Enemy, ending the War

Worst Way to Die: Crashing my plane in a victory parade celebrating the end of the war.

What is WW3? Fighting another pointless brothers war for the benefit of the jews

Better to massacre some politicians

>>33320774
Objectively this

>>33320033
Honestly, this is the best post.

Ain't nothing like the type of cold that physically hurts when you try to move your tendons.

Also, if I have to die, its going to be someway that lets me live on in the memories of those I saved directly or indirectly.

>>33320822
thanks bbg

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>>33319360
lol why are you here

Best death.
>Being vaporized by a nuke.

Worst death.
>surviving the bombs, travelling for months across the burned, shattered corpse of America. Make it back home to find my family has died. Curl up and let me join them.

>>33321309
>Not marching to moscow to make sure the job is finished.

>>33319313
nigger nigger nigger

Worst Way to Die: realizing my MOPP gear isn't sealing during an NBC attack

Best way to die: getting shotgunned in the back of the head by some farmer after catching me balls deep in his newly-liberated daughter

Best death: you're nuclear armed bomber is ordered to hit a target deep inside the enemy nation. As you fly over the target the bomb bay doors open but the release system malfunctions and the nuke is stuck in the bomb bay. You climb up on the bomb to manually hotwire the release only realize you're suddenly alone with 25 megatons of freedom straddled between your legs while the plane and your buddies slip away into the clouds at 32000 ft leaving you to peacefully coast down earth thanking God that you've been chosen to ring the dinner bell of armageddon.

>>33322379
Worst way: Chemical weapon @ sub immediate dosage.
Best way: Heart attack whilst performing "field interrogation" of female SEP...

>worst way
In a nato v russia/china ww3 in which we all lose

>best way
not dying at all after a west v invaders and instigators ww3 and living a nice extended life with whatever tech. they're probably holding back for themselves
dying is 4 plebs 2bqbhf

Best
>run out of ammo
>lose rifle
>lose knife
>brain commies with my shovel until it breaks
>pick up a big rock
>smash a few skulls until it breaks
>use my actual teeth and nails to kill one before I get gunned down
RIP AND TEAR

Worst:
>patrol
>fucking boring shit
>shooting the shit with buddies
>sniper gets me out of nowhere

>>33318946

Best: death by headshot

Worst: Shrapnel to the neck or chest, followed with death by suffocation.

>>33318946
Worst way is not being able to eject out of a fighter jet

>>33318946
Best way is getting shot while trying to rescue a kid in the middle of a firefight

Worst is getting shot by a drunk grunt during post war celebrations

>>33323837
Karl Heinz Rosch. KIA after moving kids to cover from indirect fire.

Eternal glory, Hero forever.

Youve seen too many films.

There is no good way to die.

The human survival instinct will fight on until the last second. There is no difference between getting nuked while youre sleeping and getting tortured.

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worst case: abducted and tortured for months

So I train to be able to outrun 99% of people, and I carry a siren fob

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>>33318946

Worst way aside from being tortued to death in a PoW camp (worst of the worst) would be what you described. All of that training and equipment never even having the chance to put any of it to use? It seems like being murdered rather than just killed. What a terrible waste...

Basically anything that gets me killed in transport or non-combat related death (e.g hypothermia or infection).

Best? Kamikaze suicide attack against a very valuable target. Alternatively being shoot in the heart after killing a dozen or so enemies. if my corpse were to be retrieved from battle I'd be able to have an open casket funeral.

>>33318946

Mine would be dying slowly, in lots of pain, all alone, no one is even gonna remember me.

Coolest way is to die and save every one, they all witness it and know if it was not for my death, they'd all be dead too.

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>>33319360

What kinda coat is that and why is there an epaulette in the middle of that coat?

>>33318946
Ending up as MIA

>>33318946
Direct hit by a 155mm, body turned into giblets, never identified, rumors spread about being a deserting coward, family gets no money because you are officially not dead.

>>33319313
>t./pol/
but yea, that's kinda the thing

>>33319247
Link?
For science.

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worst? getting terminated by a robot.
best? taking the bastard with me in the process.

Worst:
>incoming CBRN attack is announced over the radio
>I get on my mask and make sure the seal is good
>it turns out to be gas instead of particulates so the mask does nothing
>I die convulsing, vomiting, and drown my own blood and puke inside of the CRBN mask I thought for a moment could save me

Best:
>Behind enemy lines doing reconnaissance
>Break my ankle and get taken in by a young woman who is part of a persecuted group by the godless heathens my side is fighting.
>She nurses me back to health
>we keep eachother warm during the cold nights for several weeks.
>One evening, after we have spent several hours keeping eachother warm dogs start barking wildly
>look outside
>through the window I can see secret police k9 teans down the street.
>They're putting civilians on their knees and executing them for [insert trivial offense]
>Hurriedly I put on my armor and take my rifle
>pass her my pistol, map, and compass
>tell her to run out the back door to escape to friendly lines.
>She creeps out the back door and fades into the darkness
>I wait until the secret police come within 100 yards
>Squeeze the trigger
>The one who looks in charge clutches his chest and falls
>The others are momentarily startled, so I require and fire again
>Reaquire, start to squeeze trigger...
>everything goes black as a bullet from the panicked reaction fire gets lucky and hits me in the brain stem
>I find out God exists and is not one of the ones who's mad I didn't believe in him

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Is this the containment thread for the 12yr olds that want to enlist in the marines when they finish high school?

>>33318946
>Be me
>Five foot eight or so, about 150 Ibs
>Drafted for US Marine Corps cuz muh war
>OhFuck.jpg
>Deployed to frontline in shithole jungle in South East Asia
>Fucking commies are in the trees
>run CommieAmbushinMyPatrol.exe
>Firefight goes on for a few hours
>We're hammered to shit by their mortar fire
>Call in air support
>It's WWIII, so geneva convention can suck a dick
>Air support drops napalm on the filthy reds
>I think we won, jim
>We start clearing what's left
>Commie bumrushes my buddy with a bayonet
>I jump in the way and knife the fucker to death
>Fuck, he got me still
>I die lookin' at that gorgeous sky
>Both a pretty good death cuz battle buddy is alive and shit death cuz survived firefight only to die in a jungle cuz one stinkin commie filth got lucky

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>best
doing a brave deed of honor,or under torture while keeping your mouth shut
>worst
pointless death due to incompetence,or dying in a submarine

>>33320033
>yet no one except for history buffs know my contribution
The sad part is that because of our education system, that's the case for everyone who isn't George Washington or Abe Lincoln. You never realize how much of a history buff you really are until you talk with the general population.

>>33318946
Worst Case: Freezing or Starving at an abandoned outpost in the north

Best Case: On the .50 on a vehicle, happily spreading pink mist just before a "stray" bullet catches me

>worst death
Death by sniper or air ordinance.
>best death
Hand to hand melee in a last ditch charge. Whether it be bayonets or a hmmv tool axe, its gonna be hand to hand. Bonus points for not going alone and charging in with whats let of your platoon/company/battalion. Legendary mode if survival till the last combatant is dead and dying of overwhelming wounds

>>33319775
Kevlar that wa'nt yours to lose

>>33322554
I like you

>>33319232
>best death, calling a airstrike on my ass and killing people
Didn't some Russian do that in Syria?
He was surrounded by ISIS in a town and called in an air strike on himself.
Celebrated as a hero in Russia.

>>33318946
Best way, quick shot to the head or fiery explosion that eviscerates me.

Worst way, dying from nuclear radiation or some other slow ass way.

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>>33319817

Best: nuclear detonation
Worst: torture

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>>33318946
>Finish gorilla recon
>get AIDS from cute Russian prisoner girl

Either die slowly in the cold forest or go full rambo before you are half death.
Only regret would be that you didn't buy 1000+ condoms when war started.

>>33323973
it might be either
A. A rank tab or
B. Some hipster bullshit

>>33319798
You really are though, and it's fucking hilarious.

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I can't really imagine a best way to die, really, as long as I'm dead it wouldn't matter. I think the worst way to die would be by survivor's guilt long after the fact.

Pic not really related, but you get the idea.

>>33318946
Worst case: Dying in a submarine as it compresses on me. Power goes out, pitch black, can hear metal buckling, can hear water gushing in..

Best case: Hit with artillery, first shot, wouldn't even know it was coming.

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Worst: getting blown up by an IED some haji planted and forgot about months ago

Best: in an all out brutal melee with my unit as we crush the last semblances of enemy resistance

>>33323973

>>33326532

Canadian Extreme Cold Weather Parka, not hipster bullshit.

>>33318946
Worst Way: Getting captured and tortured over a period of time by the enemy
Best Way: Run into ISIS suicide bomber, he runs up and hugs me so we both die, while waiting for the bomb to go off, I gently rub his back, then I reach around his neck with one hand and start caressing his beard, stick his beard hair into my mouth and start sensually tugging his beard. With my other hand, I insert it into his pants and slowly insert my finger in his booty hole, his eyes tear up just a little as he realizes he made the wrong decision to grab me of all people. In our final moments he realizes, his whole religion is wrong, he's a homosexual who made bad life choices and then we explode together into Heaven.

>>33320774
>driving a B52
>"what is that coming over the hill, Ivan?"
>"It looks like American B52 bomber but is not in air"
>anon plows through an enemy convoy in a high speed taxi
>the movable landing gear on the B52 allows him to drift around the enemy, tires screeching, engines sucking in men and equipment
>muffled eurobeat coming from the cockpit
>the legend of the freewayfortress

Worst: either being shot and killed without a chance to fight or being captured and tortured to death.

Best: fixing a bayonet and rushing as many soldiers as possible until I get gunned down and be remembered for a modern day bayonet charge

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>>33318946
Worst death: Staying in the citadel and dying soft.

Best Death: Dying gloriously on the fury road and riding eternal, shiny and chrome.

>>33319335
It used to have to be a glorious death, but there's not a lot of glory in the last century since odds are you'll be vaporized by an unexpected barrage.

The worst for me would be being wounded, trapped or otherwise immobile and cut off from any help, left to slowly die alone like a faggot

best way to die would be riding a nuke down into Moscow from a B52

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There is an ungodly amount of autism in this thread.

>>33319515
Damn, Bam Margera really did get fucking fat

Worst death: to friendly fire far from enemy.
Best death: danger close artillery and air support during last stand on a vital position.

>tell me father I shall know how to die

>>33318946
>worst
Fall while walking and hit head on a rock or piece of blown up tank, head trauma causes death. All because I struggle with boot laces.
>best
Getting vd from a Russian hooker after we capture Moscow.

United States Air Force f-35

Worst death dying as a political prisoner of old age for exposing the presidents plan to blow up the Great Wall of china after Sean hannity suggested it as a policy on Fox News

Best death: being in my f35 and being blown out of the sky while trying to blow up the Great Wall of China by a 50 year old Sam site. This would expose contractors who pocketed 10 trillion dollars making a useless and defective plane

>>33324290
Watch from 3:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4

>>33328113
beautiful

>>33333333

>>33318946
>Best
Either:
AFFIX BAYONETS
or
ON MY POSITION
>worst
Either:
Grueling long term torture
Or
Out of nowhere, early in the war.

Best way:
Killing hundreds upon hundreds of enemy soldiers with a AWP then dying heroically defending my ally defusing the bomb.

Worst way:
I kill 19 enemy soldiers and I get killed before I unlock the apache killstreak.

Best case: fucking decapitated by an annular-blast continuous-rod warhead from an enemy AA missile tearing my fighter jet to pieces after expending all of my own returning the favor in advance.

Worst: mortally wounded on base when an automobile crashes into a portashitter I'm using.

>>33328329
>GAS GAS GAS
>I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>33325658
Probably propaganda but still a cool story.

Best: Due to a broken mechanism I have to fly my plane with a bunch of warheads on board straight into an enemy city

Worst:Due to a broken mechanism I accidentally drop all of my warheads while flying low over an allied city, incinerating me and the inhabitants

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>>33318946
Worst case would be burned alive

Best case being raped and suffocated by an enemy female combatant, hopefully cumming inside her before suffocating

>>33319673
Congrats, you fucking wrecked yourself you retard.

>>33318946
worst: bvr'd
best: directly hit by shell during battleship conflict.

>>33334039
>affix bayonets
>current year

Worst - Getting gunned down in a barrage of machine gun fire right when I step off the transport like those poor bastards that never made it to Omaha.

Best - Being vaporized by the bombs I planted inside an enemy's munitions depot but was unable to clear the area before being caught so I just say fuck it and hit the button effectively crippling their ability to continue fighting in that region.

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>>33333340
Not this again

>>33319335
All death in combat is glorious. If you die with a weapon in your hand in combat you get a ticket to cross bifrost

>>33324355
Native qt bearing your child to term and we have a fucking winner imo.

>>33323973
Plenty of British coats have an epaulette in the middle of the chest as an identifier.

>>33328329
Fucking Kek

>>33324221
Fuck

>>33319247
they did another one with 2 people and without a cage

>>33318946

Jokes on you, I saw the draft coming and decided to sign up first sitting my lazy ass in the rear with the gear.

Worst: Captured and tortured to death.

Best: Mortar strike nails me.

With tech the way is in an open full fledged war most death will be slung from miles away.

>>33323973
It's a British army thing, it's called a rank slide.

>>33319297
Are you retarded? Jumping on a grenade and other "noble" shit is Hollywoodian nonsense. Stay alive, keep your expensivs gear from getting fucked up, survive to fight another day.
Nobody ever won a war by dying, so at least TRY to stay alive.

Since we'll almost definitely be fighting the Germans again,

>BEST: dying in a strüdel house

>WORST: getting shot by a muslim

>>33325892
Anyone have sauce on this? I know it's the sisters of steel but I can't find any of the volumes that I can actually download, preferably English translated. Thanks in advance!

>>33335169
That's what makes it best, sweetie.

>>33318946
worst case: napalm

best case: prostitue orgy

>>33325658
>>33334669
if you have to tell my family I bit the bullet then make it sound heroic.
"Anon fought to the end, covering his comrades' retreat under fire, out of ammunition, wounded and surrounded he finally called in an airstrike upon himself and the enemy."
or
"we fucked up co-ordinates, dropped a bomb on Anon's head, soz lol."

>>33335169
mate, just sometimes you need to stab a nigga with your gun.

>>33340650
eh, I'd rather die saving my friends' than rotting from cancer, and we're all going to die someday anon.

>>33318946
>Best case
Shot and killed by stray bullet
>Worst case
Shot and killed by stray bullet

Best:

>inna patrol as 2IC
>ambush
>gunner gets hit first
>getonthatgunforfucksake.exe
>retrieve MAG-58 and regain fire superiority
>ambush defeated and section reorgs
>larger enemy force arrives
>decisivelyengaged.jpeg
>offer to stay behind and cover the withdrawal
>die in a pile of expended brass and link in front of a field of enemy corpses

Worst:

Best:

>inna patrol as 2IC
>ambush
>gunner gets hit first
>getonthatgunforfucksake.exe
>retrieve MAG-58 and adopt firing position
>fire action
>stoppage.exe
>mfw link is loaded upside
>random bullet enters brain as I regret not retraining the fuck out of the now dead gunner

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>>33319035
Being burned alive seems worse

>>33318946

Worst: being captured by the enemy and tortured for information, then immediately executed.

Best: Going on leave and dying of a heart attack after a three-day bender of drugs and orgies. But let's be real, that's not going to happen.

The violent alternative: land deep behind enemy lines in Poland, subvert the descendants of the Cossacks to fight our enemies (somehow) and get mortally wounded during the great horseback charge into the enemy's rear line, collapsing their front and allowing allied troops to push forward. As I lay dying, the Cossacks make me an honorary hetman, and make a statue of me on horseback, charging across a open field with one hand holding a saber high and the other putting pressure on a gunshot wound.

Best=fast
Worst=slow

That abrams only got a mobility kill.

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Best:
Probably getting shot in the head by a sniper, instantly killing you, while you are eating some McDonald's chicken nuggets from a stolen fryer.
Worst:
dying in a tank slowly, because a enemy sneaked into your base and you where sitting in the tank and the enemy threw some thermite (did I write that correctly?) in the tank and then closed the hatch. As you where eating some McDonald's chicken nuggets from a stolen fryer.

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>>33333340
>know what it is
>watch it anyway

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>>33318946
Worst would be: beeing tortured for months and then beeing burned to death.

Best one: Get a heart attack, while I have an orgy with 20 hookers, after I creampied 17 of them.

>>33333340
Shits so unrealistic.

>>33320033
I like you, you can stay.

>>33334660
>TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR LOVER!
>YEAH YEAH YEAH!
>I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH
>AND I'LL BE YOU HERO!

>>33318946
>best
Slam-dunking an HE charge into a pillbox, trading simultaneous direct hits to the magazines between my destroyer & their heavy cruiser, shot out of the sky in my A-10 by a tank in a column & crashing into all of them.
Fast, glorious, beneficial.

>worst
Drunkenly stumbling out of the shitter & accidentally getting slowly crushed to death by a friendly tank, accidentally fragging myself & my friends, getting trapped in a burning mess, getting shot down like an idiot->ejecting->splatting on my wingman's cockpit->sucked into his engine.
Slow/painful, shameful, detrimental.

>>33319335
So long as it isn't dishonorable- running/hiding/trying to kill yourself won't get you to valhalla.
Embarrassingly dying to the first swing of the battle, so long as you didn't do so intentionally, WILL.

>>33329041
Witnessed

>>33323925
>no difference between getting nuked and getting tortured
I beg to differ.
There aint no struggle & fighting to the last second if you're vaporized in your sleep.
[spoiler]Which is a good thing

>>33354577
I love this

>>33329041
underrated

>>33334204
Your team lost because you couldn't get that last kill, soldier.

>>33334698
>wanting to kill civilians

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Best case: Slaughter Muslim hordes, AIDS from Turkish prostitute eventually kills me a few years after VME Day.

Worst case: Slaughter Muslim hordes, AIDS from a Turkish prostitute eventually kills me a few days after VME Day.

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>>33323925
>There is no difference between getting nuked while you're sleeping and getting tortured.

What's with all these anons thinking dying to a sniper's bullet is the worst way to go?
How could this compare to being burned alive or accidentally friendly-firing yourself and your comrades?

>>33318946
Worst is being captured by the enemy side.