New to kendo

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bamboo blades

>>33318795
Yeah, hit 'em in the DICK!

>>33318795
try a gentle anus insertion

>>33318795
Getting hit with sticks is not fun.

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Just pretend you're Kirito and that you're the best thing since sliced bread so you can use your VR meme fighting style instead of real Kendo and then get your ass kicked by your THICK ASS SISTER who has a raging ladyboner for you but it's cool because she's your stepsister and your girlfriend is in a VR induced coma.

>>33319891
also internet gun

>>33318828
>Bamboo bureido
Hello old fag

All I know about kendo is that in order to score points you have to hit in specific areas of the body. You also have to call all your shots, so you shout while you swing.

>>33320031
also, the fact that you haven't been keeping up the tradition since you've been a kid means that you've dishonored your famiry and should commit sudoku

Op's a Nip
Give 'em a tip