Mag-Lites

>>33316671
Wait there is a 3 ft version. ..... be right back need to do some shopping

>>33316671
Longer = better

I want to get some baseball bat swing action with that motherfucker.

I bet that'd make one hell of an effective silencer.

>>33316671
i want one that's 2.6 meters long. also, i'd like a spear head on the end.

>>33316671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXWxzUkC_c8

Guy cracking coconuts with the 6 D-cell version. Enjoy.

>>33316671
>3' long
Why don't you just carry a baton instead?

>>33317180
Because a baton is universally considered a weapon, but a flashlight has some plausible deniability

>Mag Lite

It is the current year

>>33317084
So you want a spear with a tactical flashlight

>>33317180
because baton's don't have a glowy end

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>>33317249

>>33316671
But will it fit in my ass?

>>33317239
>The Year of Our Lord 2017
>Nogs showing up in the overnight holding cell with massive head trauma from a flashlight is no longer a meme
Why even live?

>>33317260
You need to start training with the C cell versions and work your way up

>>33317266
yeah most police use little surefires and ASPs instead of a sexy maglite. They even make LED maglites now. Dark times to be alive lads.

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>Needing a maglite when ultra-light LED lights come with striking bezels
Technology is beautiful

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>>33317260
lol not with that attitude
just cram it in there anon-kun, you got this