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Would you rather be sent on an operation to clean out a nest

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Would you rather be sent on an operation to clean out a nest xenomorphs or pursue a hunting band of predators?

What weaponry would you take for the task?
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>>33313583
Easy, i would nuke both from orbit
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x not today pls
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>>33313593

Pussy ass human
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Predators accept your surrender.
Xenomorphs are BAD END 100%.
If you can beat the Predators you can join the intergalactic badass hunting club.
If you beat the Xenomorphs you get to be in the sequel where one of those cock knobblers is still alive.

I'll let you do the math here.
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Id take xenos.
Team of guys with AA-12s with rifled barrels and 00 buck. 60 round drum mags and a whole mess of explosives.
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>>33313642

>I will never get to fire an AA12

Th..thanks for reminding me
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>>33313583
Pursue: Predators
Weaponry: None

Predators don't kill unarmed civvies. I'll just tag along as a cook or something.
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>>33313602

Pussy ass human that's still alive, and just nuked your xeno scum ass from orbit.
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Bolter, chainblade, Power Armor, and the grace of the god emperor.
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>>33313660
And the answer on which one is both
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>>33313631
Pretty much this. If the xenomorphs kill you, you die horribly either by getting raped or melting or being eaten. Predators just stab you and whatever.
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>>33313631
>>33313693

Have fun with that

https://youtu.be/rW9FEUFM9UU?t=29s
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Is it spring break already?
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>>33313583
definitely the alliens they are like fluffy kittens compared to a pred.
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>>33313583
depends, is the Preds just young unlblooded, or is their a chief with them? because their clan chiefs often guide younger hunters to be blooded, and to be a chief you gotta wipe out some nests and queens, solo.
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Swap the Predator in the Predator movie with a xenomorph, would they have gotten wrecked so badly? Besides the acid blood surprise they would popped a single xenomorph trivially. That same crew obviously didn't fare so well against a single predator.

Technically an army of xenomorphs already lost to a single woman with a flamethrower, but a single predator more or less won against a group of veteran combatants with guns.

Anyone who prefers predators is too busy worrying about the dying part than the actual fighting part.
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>>33313919
that's not the worst of it. predator hunters are like bumfucks hunting boars with knives and spears. predator soldier have shoulder mounted anti-ship weapons and a few moon-splitter charges in the backpack.
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>>33313660
>god

I smell heresy....
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>>33313583
Uh, weapons of what I currently have on hand?

*looks at gun collection*
>>>bolt action, bolt action, bolt action, pistol, pistol, 10/22

Fuck.

I guess Xenomorphs and An-hero before they get me in the end.

If I have some time to prepare I could make a decent accounting of myself. I would set up caches with my different rifles and ammo at different killzones leading away from their nest. Once prepared, I'd do something lulzy to make them chase me, and then fall back from killzone to killzone, abandon rifle and unused ammo and leg it with a pistol before I get overrun each time. Aliens are cunning, but that's mostly if you're dumb enough to fight them on their terms. If they're in pursuit mode and in the open I might do all right.

Not gonna lie, I know I'll be eating a bullet right before the end, I just hope to have a positive KDR.

Because if a Xenomorph nest is on earth, we're all fucked.

If it's any weapons I want? Ultimax 100, motion sensor activated claymores, and some kind of helmet with full facial protection so I can't get facefucked. Also 2 5 pound C4 blocks taped to my chest and back.
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>>33313995
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>>33313658
This.
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>>33313583
>pursue a hunting band of predators

Easy, I take no weapons and they don't mess with me. That's apparently the predator rule.
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>>33314021
what if they are drunk teenage assholes with noone to supervise them and decide to rape and skin you?
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>>33314037
Then I die. So what? Will definitely die with weapons. Will probably live without. I'll take the risk.
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I'll take pic related and Xenomorphs over trying to hunt something invisible.
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>>33314203

If we're crossing universes I definitely would rather have pic related
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>>33313728
It actually is.
For college at least
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>>33313583
Predators. Acid is the most terrifying part of the xenomorph and worse than anything Pred has to offer, unless you count that AvP universe unbreakable net thing. Even then it only COMPARES to acid sprayed all over you in any close quarter engagement with an enemy that engages in close quarters.

In comparison to xenomorphs, Preds seem FUN to fight.
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>>33314288
Also this >>33313658
Days 14.. the Predators still don't know what to do about me following them.
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>>33313658
>then one night while anon was chopping veggies...
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I'd hunt myself some Predator cutie.
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To be honest xenomorphs aint shit give me any nations standard issue rifle and I would be good
seriously any time they win its in a situation where the humans are in a disadvantage just take Aliens the marines had no ammo and in lower numbers or the first one no guns at all third the prisoners could have killed it if they rushed it xenomorphs aint shit guys to much hype
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>>33314326
space-lizard-crab-things females have titties
yeah sure
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Why do people call these aliens bugs?

I hought they were lizards?
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>>33314432
Those are egg sacs or something.
Shut up.
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>>33314497
Because they have husks and shells.
Like bugs.
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>>33313728
>N-no fun alllowed on m-muh /k/
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Who the fuck came up with the idea of making a crossover? Because it kinda worked on comic books but on film it was like FUUUUCK THAT.
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>>33314497

because people like to roleplay
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>>33313655
don't think like that anon
you just need to meet the right people, and be in the right spot.
AA-12 is a blast to shoot. Literally.
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>>33313583
For reasons already stated in the thread

Target:
>a band of predators
Weapons:
>thermobarics

Failing that I take the "bro I'm just a cook" tactic.
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>>33313583
>pick xenos
>ship lands, team gets off
>immediately steal ship and leave while nobody is aboard
>cryo sleep until another random ship find me in 50 years
>if asked about what happened steal another ship and sleep until another one finds me again
>continue doing this because I just want to sleep
>live thousands of years and everybody forgets
>go back to first planet with xenos on it
>intentionally get face huggered
>get back to ship, cryo sleep again just to screw over the unfortunate ship that finds me again
>tfw screwed over 2 different groups of people thousands of years apart as a joke
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>>33314939
10/10 solid ruseman
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>>33314037
>what if they are drunk teenage assholes with noone to supervise them and decide to rape and skin you?

The Predators are like Spartans. They've been rigorously disciplined since hatching.
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Take a DC-17 xeno hunting
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>>33313583
Xenomorphs, considering we know for a fact that a 12 gauge is enough to put one down.
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>>33314007
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>>33314497
Starship Troopers.
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>>33313593
Poor solution, Predators have advanced tech and would detect your incoming nuke, evade area, pull your spine out through your anus.
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>>33313642
Remember Xeno blood is ACID. You're over here blowing heads and bodies apart and just spraying everything with acid. It will easily kill members of your team but has also been shown to melt through space-capable poly-glass and at least 2 layers of bulkhead steel.
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>>33314288
> Acid is the most terrifying part of the xenomorph
just use shotshells filled with tums. the base will react with their blood and turn them into a science fair volcano
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>>33316105
if I'm in space I just evacuate the atmosphere while the crew is in stasis chambers or a panic room. xenos can't live in space.
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>>33316002
To be fair, that was from inside the head and didn't have to penetrate the armor. Xenos are going to be more bullet resistant overall than predators.

>>33316156
They've been fine in space. In the first movie, the xeno crawls into the thruster after being blown out the airlock. In the second movie, the queen surived through the vacuum on the way up to the Sulaco and is still screaming and moving after being shot out the airlock. In media beyond the movies, they are pretty commonly shown being able to survive ina vacuum.
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>>33313583
The former, but only because getting face-hugged is my fetish.
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>>33316214
Wrong.

In the second one (or third. Can't remember) a woman mag dumped a xeno with a handgun and killed it in a crawlspace.

Predators, however are not only tough but come with alien medical bullshit and can just decide to fucking use a nuclear self destructive device when they're about dead.
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>>33316602
Yeah, you're thinking of Vaquez mag dumping 10mm point blank to the mandibular joint in the second movie. Even after that, it was still thrashing around and she got sprayed with acid. Predators are tough, no doubt, but I have yet to see them take anything like that in the films.
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>>33316646
Fucking 9mm can kill a xenomorph, shotguns at close range kill xenomorps, the danger is their pressurized bloodstream spraying acid EVERYWHERE.
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>>33316646
What? What about the main character in Predator 2 dumping a shotgun from just a few feet away into a Predator's unarmored chest and not even significantly wounding it? He cut off its damn hand and it barely slowed down.
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>>33314810
Fuck off. I'm tired of these retarded, juvenile, thinly disguised /tv/ and /v/ threads that are somehow allowed to stay up because you throw in a "What kind of weapons would you use?" at the end, while shit like morale check threads and gun control threads with serious discussion get deleted for "violating the rules."

Fuck right off, newfag.
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>>33316746
I don't recall one getting killed by 9mm, just Vasquez's S&W. The shotgun only killed one with a shot from inside the mouth. I could go into more detail about the exoskeleton from outside the films media but that really kinda blurs the line for comparison.

>>33316803
Forgot about that, I'll admit I'm an Aliens fanboy and I've watched the Predator films much less, so I forgot about that scene. It still knocked it on it's ass though. That point I'll give you though. I wish I had more detail on predator anatomy like I do with the Technical Manual on Aliens. What it really comes down to is that I wouldn't feel comfortable with anything less than 7.62x51 for either one.
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>>33314003
Anon, did you say facefuck?

Facehuggers can use acid to burn through helmets just so they can stick a dick in your throat.
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>>33313583
Predators.

Fucking xenomorphs are game over man
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>>33313583
RIP Bill Paxton. Killed by xenomorphs, a predator, and a terminator.
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>>33316002
There's like twenty fucking bugs for every bullet you have, they're fucking quiet as a whisper, smart as hell, and faster than Usain Bolt. They have huge fucking talons for hands and they'll eat you by tongue punching your skull.

And that's if they kill you. They're more likely to subdue you, drag you home, and put their evil inside of you so it can burst out in a few days.

No. No fucking thank you.
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>>33316891
>gun control threads
lol there was two or three threads up last night about same exact upcoming European gun control measures and one is still up. Gun control threads are only deleted when /pol/ and /leftypol/ invade and derail the thread.
>discussions about politics or current events belong on /pol/
lol I don't see anything about hypothetical situations being against the rules

>>33313583
I pick the ''dude I'm just a cook lmao'' option and go with the predators.
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>>33316891
Dear anon,

Why do you care? How does merely the sight of a thread that is not to your personal taste affect your life so adversely that you throw a little yard tantrum over it? The truth is, it does not. Go piss on somebody else's fun.

Sincerely,
Anon.
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>>33313583

100% a predator thank you very much.

You cant win against xenos, theyll nest near a reactor core again and you cant use explosives.

Predator is arrogant, its proud. Its doing it for fun/"the hunt", while a Xeno does it exclusively to LITERALLY SKULLFUCK YOU.

Predators can be easily killed, on some open space area with trees, rivers etc.
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>>33315767
well you don't want to know what spartan youths did to their slaves and random civvies. they were the biggest assholes in ancient greece.
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>>33317391
Pretty sure it was the Athenians who had the biggest assholes.
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>>33317407
nah definitely the spartans. the fucking assholes had 200+ holidays out of 365 days a year where they did bumfuck nothing but had their slaves serve them food and entertainment.
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>>33313642
>rifled barrel
>shoots buckshot
Day/k/are pls go.
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>>33317459

-the joke-
You
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>>33316803
You think they take some kind of home planet amphetamines? Would explain that.
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That's a hard choice. I'd probably go with predators though. They have an honor system and if you win you're treated as an equal warrior. You win against xeno's they'll just breed like crazy and face fuck you to death before some little asshole explode out of your chest.

I was an explosive detection dog handler and if I manage to come out victorious maybe I can get them to give me one of those crazy ass tracker dog monsters they use.
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>>33316105

You are such a retard. I hope you don't breed.
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>>33314003
>He thinks claymores come with a motion sensor
I mean I guess you could coon tune something maybe
Also
>He thinks C4 comes in 5 pound blocks
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>>33317606
the title of "biggest assholes" rightfully belonged to Thebes
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>>33313728
These threads pop up pretty consistently, regardless of the time of year.

Sorry if you don't like it, but blaming it on spring break won't get you in the Kool-kids-Klub.
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>>33317993
Those Sacred Band dudes were some bad motherfuckers.
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>>33316646
A 10mm rifle was enough to kill a Xeno, and not at point blank either. 00 buck can do the trick, I imagine.
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>>33318480
It wasn't just a rifle in modern 10mm handgun round friend. It was 10mm caseless, AP ammo.
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>>33317027
An individual Xeno is less of a threat than an individual Predator. We also don't know how many Xenos would be in the nest. And if we know the nests location, nothing in the OP says we can't just firebomb the entire place.
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>>33318513
Shit, you're right; it's been a while, I have to rewatch Aliens.
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>>33314003
Hole post goes well
>motion sensor claymores
Go back to call of duty
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>>33316132
Or just retrofit a flamethrower to shoot janitorial ammonia
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>>33318580
*7.62 NATO with encapsulated ammonia/alka-seltzer tips
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>>33318523
Not the OP but for the sake of the thread, I'd think that "clean out" implies room clearing to save a facility rather than just bombing it. Fuck if I know what "pursue a hunting band of predators" is supposed to entail though.

Frankly, I think you'd be more likely to survive the predators rather the xenomorphs.
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>>3331790
I've fucked around with enough electronics, it wouldnt be hard to rig up.

Oh no, It would actually be 10 1.25 lb individual blocks! It's not like C4 is pliable and can be shaped however you want .
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>>33314858
>AA-12 is a blast to shoot. Literally.
>Literally

No, I don't think so. Glocks on the other hand...
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>>33313583
Xenomorphs.

What weaponry?

Terminators.
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>>33313593
fpbp

The simplest solution is the best solution.
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>>33313583
Predators because they don't have acid blood, and being tacticool is enough to kill them. You have a fighting chance if they recognize you as a great warrior and take suspenseful pauses.

Weapon? If a Mossberg 590 isn't enough, I'm dead regardless
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>>33318559
Haven't played COD since MW2, but aliens are smart enough to avoid tripwires. The whole crawling on walls bit.

Also if you can't figure out how to rig a motion sensor up to trigger an explosive I feel bad for you anon..
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>>33317902
They do make it in 19 pound blocks though.

>>33313583
>Xenomorphs
>Pic related.
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>>33318812
Love that guy's art.
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>>33318812
>>33318835
I have to go with the Xenos on this one...
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>>33316132
>>33318580
>>33318626

Now this would make Xenomorph hunting interesting.

>shotgun slugs like these made of/with calcium carbonate
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>>33317880
By pointing out that if you get sprayed with alien acid in an Alien vs Predator thread you die? OK faggot.
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>>33318812
>>33318835
And now we know the true reason for the Death Star being constructed.. Xenomorph invasion.
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>>33319032
>tfw the Rebels doomed the entire galaxy.
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>>33319032
This crossover appeals to me.
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>>33319566
So, I'm not just spamming the thread, here you go:

http://imgur.com/a/py0t3
https://www.artstation.com/artist/guillemhp
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>>33319683
Any good Xeno art is welcome, though this is the highlight of that collection.
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>>33319032
Nah, it was for the totally original not-tyrannids called the Yuzong Vhong.
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>>33320166
Hey. Hi there. Nice canon. Let me just... noooooooooooooooooooooooooope. Thanks.
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>>33318702
Congrats on having the right answer
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>>33318702
What would Xenomorph blood do to a liquid terminator??
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>>33313583
Xenomorphs.
Some sedative gun and acid resistant rope.
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>>33320422
>Some sedative gun and acid resistant rope.
You're there to kill them, not fuck them.
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>>33321154
Speak for yourself.
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>>33313713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78jaOlomBHw
More like this tho
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>>33313583
nest
nuke
orbit

>>33313642
>rifled barrels and 00 buck

But why?
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>>33313728
this is infinitely better content than the last 6 months of /pol/shit
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>>33313593
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
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>>33321154
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>>33313631
>intergalactic badass hunting club
Do I get to fuck lady yautas?
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>>33313583
predator

a spear. any predator worth his self destruct device will engage in honorable melee if offered.

not to say I expect to win, I can't think of a way I'd be capable of killing either of them
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>>33316080

I gotta stop reading these threads at 05:30 AM.. I almost pissed myself laughing at that :p
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>>33321995
Pull a Indiana Jones and pop him with your .50 bmg deagle
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>>33318480
If you look closely you'll see a lot of those 10mm rounds simply bouncing off the xenos carapaces at close range. At one point Hicks shoots one at close range and all it seems to do is momentarily stun it, he has to fire another burst to actually kill it....and fans of Alien still say Cameron made Giger's creature look weak lol. I mean weak compared to what? A main battle tank?
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>>33313660
How do spess muhreens reload their bolter if they have a chain sword in the other hand?
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>>33317508
Hey anon, guess what? Summer /k/amp is right around the corner. Are you ready for the newfriends?
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>>33314432
yautja females are commonly depicted as having breast-like structures. It's not insane to think the engineers had much to do with both our beginnings, hence having a similiar biology. Also there's not really anything stopping aliens from evolving similiar to us.
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>>33320422
Its still metal.
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>>33322119
There's different types of xenomorph. Some anon here knows more than I do but there's like the drone, the warrior, the dog, queen and king and a few more I believe.
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>>33313658
T. John Silver
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>>33313583
Hunt a band of predators, would rather die a honorable death than be eaten alive or have some parasite burst out of my chest.
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>>33322148
tactically
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>>33321938
yauta women are the dominant ones. You get fucked. So win win i guess
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>>33322148
Heretic!
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>>33313583
bug hunt
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>>33314939
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>>33314432
Mamaries are a very common way of feeding offspring.

Its not far fetched.
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>>33319006
>>33318513
>>33318480


What people don't understand is that the M40A1 Pulse Rifle was fucking INSANE in it's performance. While it's effective range was only 500m (in a 10mm caseless format thats still 'decent') the max range was 2500m. That's roughly on par with a .338 Lapula in a 10mm shell. That means the average marine was packing a MMG with a 100 round magazine and they STILL struggled to kill a xenomorph at point blank range.

The sole 'clean' kill we saw with the shotgun was when Hicks shoved his shotgun into the throat of the Xeno and fired. Otherwise it was totally ineffective. Not to mention the handgun that Vasquez used in universe fired the same rounds at the pulse rifle and there was no guarantee that her emptying the magazine into the xenomorph killed it since it fucked off into the tunnel.

Now imagine that compared to the Predator who was facing a fire team with shittons of modern weapons and the only hit we saw caused a moderately effective wound.

Xenomorphs are tough as fuck outside of AvP movies. To the point that the novelisation for Alien 3 had one dent a nuclear waste hangar door multiple times while trying to get out.

Plus the 'flamethrower' meme was never shown to actually be effective. The line in the first movie was based around human conception that the Xenomorph was an animal and fire scares everything. It causing a single fatality was never proven to the point that Ripley even shot and exploded the eggs in the Queens chamber. Plus in 3 the Xeno took a bath in molten fucking steel and still managed to come out relatively unharmed.
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>>33322109
If you were to do that then the rest of his team would kill you for not honoring the duel
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>>33316891
>I have a different opinion

>Y-you must be new here!
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>>33313601
is that an M1 Thompson?
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>>33318702
Didn't they make a comic about this?
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>>33324283
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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>>33325174
It used to be.
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>>33313583

I bet they can build them faster then the Xenos reporduce, too ez man.
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>>33313583
xenos

just jack off on their big gay heads
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>>33324318
>the max range was 2500m
"Maximum range" isn't a measure of terminal effectiveness or practical accuracy potential, it's a measure of how far the projectile is physically capable of traveling through the air before it hits the ground.
You're looking at a box of .22LR, seeing the warning that it's dangerous out to a mile and a half, and having thoughts of nailing jackrabbits at 2400 meters like a rimfire Rob Furlong. Stop it.
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>>33314257
>not using the BR55HB objectively the best thing since sliced bread
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>>33313583
Call exterminatus on the entire planet either way.
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xenomorphs. and i bring a predator band with me.
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>>33313602

>predators shitposting on the human net to lure them out
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>>33325642
Disgusting
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Target:
One on one? Xeno.
Nest? Predators.

Weaponry
flamethrower

I don't think anyone's killed a predator with a gun in the movies, but fire seems effective at fucking with their optics.


>Predators don't kill unarmed civvies.
They kill unarmed *combatants*, they just do it hand-to-hand.
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>>33313642
Rifled shotgun
00 buck

Are you trying to be retarted; you better not be
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>>33314326
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>>33326309
>Being disgusted by Aliens
What happened?
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>>33313583
Xenos obviously.

I fancy myself a sport Hunter.
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>>33313976
>predator hunters are like bumfucks hunting boars with knives and spears

so like the average /k/ommando
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>>33323371

not really, that's all expanded universe wank that's never been consistent. All aliens can fulfill any role in the hive save for the queen, and what makes a queen form is not well understood.

James Cameron wanted there to be different types of xeno, some "workers" who would have a smooth head, be colored white and be skinnier, while the warriors would be dark colored and have ridged heads and long mantis-like arms as the movie had them. However, the domes on the heads keep cracking during filming action scenes, so they discarded all smooth headed aliens and made the whole hive look the same.

aside from that, the origin of the alien and it's configuration(like a quadruped or anything specialized) doesn't make it adopt any specific role.
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>>33324318
>Not to mention the handgun that Vasquez used in universe fired the same rounds at the pulse rifle

that's unconfirmed, it expelled casings so it wasn't caseless

>Plus the 'flamethrower' meme was never shown to actually be effective. The line in the first movie was based around human conception that the Xenomorph was an animal and fire scares everything. It causing a single fatality was never proven to the point that Ripley even shot and exploded the eggs in the Queens chamber

it did kill a chestburster in Aliens, but that doesn't mean the kind of future napalm they were using is anything to scoff at either. We're talking of something that would burn hotter than White Phosphorous and a recently hatched baby still survived a full, point blank stream for several seconds.

also, it was molten lead, not steel. The thing that's noteworthy is that the alien wasn't just bathed on it, it had several tons of lead fall on it from a height, that should have crushed the ever loving fuck out of it.
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>>33324282
they are not that common most of earths species have not evolved so, only a handful does that. out of more then 1 million animal species on earth only 5 thousand are mammals. and only one species have a single pair of mammaries.
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>>33329205
well okay not a single one but a handful tops.
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>>33323800
SNU SNU
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>>33329205
>>33329247
That's because most mammals give birth to multiple young at once, while humans and elephants generally do not. Assuming predators have a similar reproduction pattern to humans and don't lay eggs and have tadpoles or some shit, it would make sense for them to have a single pair of mammaries.

On the other hand, predators are at least somewhat reptilian appearing and if I remember right from one of the books, they're cold blooded and the mesh they wear is heated to help maintain body temp, so who knows.
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>>33324318
>the handgun that Vasquez used in universe fired the same rounds at the pulse rifle
[citation needed]
It's not in the Colonial Marines Technical Manual, so more likely than not it's literally a S&W M39.
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>>33329247
are those real
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>>33329247
I didn't know elephants had tits why didn't anyone tell me this
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>>33330170
Do not fuck the elephant.
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>>33326442
this happened to me too
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>>33330237
>not fucking the elephant like you're in a porn parody of George Orwell's life
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>>33329247
wanna tittyfuck that elephant
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>>33316891
Shut the fuck up.
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>>33313583
Predators. Pursue them (assuming they're in the jundlge) using a predator drone and hit em with a couple hellfires.
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>>33333406
>Pursue them (assuming they're in the jundlge) using a predator drone
yo dawg
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>>33313583

I'd rather fight the predators, easily

>aliens have acid blood so any projectiles would kill you in the process
>swarm you with numbers
>incredibly vicious
>facehuggers give you a demeaning and excruciating death, and are stealthy little fuckers themselves

Predators are logical and predictable, much easier to kill
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>>33333568
>Predators are logical and predictable, much easier to kill

Predators are hunters, they know how to trick you and lead you

You're the predictable animal for them
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>>33313583

Clean out the nest of Xenos, because tracking down a band of Predators are the equivalent fighting an entire Regiment of well armed Special Forces with your platoon of Reservists.

With Xenos you can just mortar the nest and then move in with armor if you have it. The trick with Xenos is killing all the warriors first and then mopping up the eggs, stragglers, and chest busters. Don't get anywhere near the eggs. Use some sort of incendiary weapon against them. Don't go in the nest like an asshole and allow yourself to be surrounded in tight quarters where they excel. 7.62 Nato or even 7.62x39 should work against xeno shells.

Take no fucking women whatsoever. NONE. The last thing you'll want to do is to have one get captured and then you having to bring your squad on their playing ground where you will get slaughtered. Only men combatants. If one of your soldiers is taken, consider them dead already.

Predators are not preferred to fight because they're smarter and can't be seen. Several of them can ambush you easily. Berserker Predators will kill you even without a weapon.
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>>33334407
And preds also have anti-armour weapons on their disposal whereas xenomorphs are relatively useless against armour. There's also no telling what kind of tricks predators can employ to fuck with your electronics whereas xenos are beings of pure instinct and simple violence.
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>>33321174
;^)
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Xenomorphs are so fucking aesthetic.
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>>33325421
That should be Weyland-Yutani slogan.
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>>33335741
>useless against armor
Their acid pretty much negates any armor and they were available to tear their way through steel doors in Aliens.
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>>33313583
Aliens my dude.

Nuke the bitches from orbit
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>>33324318
Luckily Aliens 3 is no longer canon same with the shitty movie that came after it.
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>>33336362
>Luckily Aliens 3 is no longer canon
what?
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>>33336396

I don't know if it's still happening but after Covenant there was supposed to be an Aliens follow up that wipes Alien 3 and Resurrection.
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>>33313583
>pursue a hunting band of predators?
I can understand trying to survive a hunting band of predators but actually trying to hunt a band of predators?

What the fuck are you insane?
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>>33336396
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>>33336412
That was the Neil Blomkamp movie that got put on hold for covenant.
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>>33322148
Are you mentaly incapable to manipulate 2 or more objects with one hand simultaneously or something?
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>>33336353
Sure, but they have to get close to the vehicles for the acid to be effective. And they can be (relatively) easily dispatched by supporting infantry if they try to rip a hole into the vehicle.
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>>33320297
Terminator 2 showed that molten steel pool can destroy a terminator but I'm not sure how powerful xeno acid blood is compared to molten steel.
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>>33336448
>>33336476
On hold, and hopefully cancelled.
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As much as I would like to fight an Alien due to how much more easier it will be to survive (just avoid vented area's and avoid dark corners) I want to fight a predator just for the slim chance of finding it's space ship and go on a space adventure.

but to be quite honest I'll absolutely get murdered by either one of those monsters.

I'll go with a saber cause maybe the predator will be honorable like in the recent predator movie?
but probably not cause the first one decided to nuke a jungle after he got bested by Tarzan.
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>>33336562
They were able to get to the vehicle in Aliens. Having supporting infantry outside the armor negates the point of it. The way I interpret the OP is to clear out a building room by room, not just be able to bomb it because that would be too simple and kind of against the question. What you read into it may vary I guess.
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>>33320297
>What would Xenomorph blood do to a liquid terminator??

they actually use acid against a liquid metal terminator in terminator genysis so yeah, it's effective.
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>>33313583
Xenomorphs.I just hate them.I would get inside of an acid-proof Gepard and shred their nest.
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>>33336609
Only put on hold for Covenant because it makes sense to get that movie out to explain more about Xenos.

They had to kill David Fincher because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.
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>>33336637
Wasn't the T-1000 series made of small nanites instead of the coltan steel that the T-800 series was made from?
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>>33313583
Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape Anon the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.
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>>33336685
Fucking hell. Wrong thread sorry guys. Ignore this.
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>>33336676
supposedly yes. but even nanites are metal and most metals are fucked by acids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qc_Sy6IAlI
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I'd nuke them. The idea of humans fighting at parity in existential conflict is a despicably stupid plot device.
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>>33336690
>>33336685

We need to talk.
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>>33336690

i think it's appropiate this is an alien thread
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>hunting apex predators
You niggas ever see Jurassic Park? I feel like you niggas ain't seen Jurassic Park.

>aliens
Fuck man they're pretty bad but at least they're animals. I'm going to have to go with them.
Gimme that Anzio 20mm magazine fed anti tank rifle and a Milkor M32 rotary grenade launcher. If I can't nuke them from orbit I'll do the closest thing I can carry.
>predators
These motherfuckers have the brains and the tech to fuck shit up. They aren't as naturally tough as aliens but they've got guns and crazy magnetic rail bows and shit. Fuck that noise.
Weapons... can I take none? I guess just give me one of those new Mossberg Patrol micro shotties. Enough to fuck one or two up if they catch me while I run away with my dick between my thighs pretending to be an unarmed female.
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>>33336781
>I feel like you niggas ain't seen Jurassic Park.
Movie was dino apologist bullshit, raptors and T-rex got wrecked in the book.
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>>33336851
>book.
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>>33336855
Steven Spielberg was a dino cuck who didn't want dinosaurs getting harmed in his movie by humans.

The real Muldoon kicked dinosaur ass
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>>33336851

are you shitting me

they need fucking RPGs to kill the raptors in the book
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>>33336882
He only wanted the RPG for the T-rex, he used it on raptors because he could.
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>>33336882
>needing an RPG to kill a raptor.
that's some bullshit, I bet a 600 nitro could take down a Rex just fine.
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>>33336623
I don't need to point out what kind of a fuck-up the whole operation in Aliens was, do I?
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>>33336623
>Having supporting infantry outside the armor negates the point of it.

are you a stranger to the concept of an IFV?
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>>33336911
It could if some peta bitch didn't steal ammo out of peoples guns only to get a shit ton of people killed because their feels.

The lost world movie still pisses me off with that peta bullshit.
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>>33321174
I'll take 2 please
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>>33329247
You forgot horses too anon.

And gotes
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>>33325812
Ayyy, that's Matrix fanart tho
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>>33336685
Two things anon.

First, that could work, provided the prisoners got a taste for more exotic hole.

Second, I'm gonna need a link the thread that post was for.
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>>33314844
Breddy gud vidja
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>>33313642
The idea of the rifled barrel while using shot is to spread over a shorter distance since xenos have always been seen in cq. However i did forget the acid blood.
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>>33338061

ok anon.

why would the rifled barrels make buckshot spread more. explain this to me, explain why you believe this.
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>>33338296
Not that guy but the rifling helps increase the spread because it spins the wad and buckshot like a bullet which makes the cloud of shot spread out significantly faster. a perfect example is in the 410 judge which has a rifled barrel and how it sprays birdshot
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>>33314037
>sexual Predators
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>>33336882
raptors are basically chicken sized you can probably break all their bones with a backhand smack.
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>>33338803

point is that the dinosaurs were even more unrealistically overpowered in the book than the movie

>>33338389

all you'd be doing is getting the wad stuck or damage the rifling if you don't carefully test your grain loads, a wide spread will bleed a lot of the energy in the round sideways instead of forward
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>>33336667
Alien 3 > Prometheus.
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>>33338848
yeah i'm not saying its an effective or smart way to increase spread, just that it does.
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>>33326165
A smart Anon...you die....honorably last!
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>Xenos

I'll bring along Pic Related and and M240
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>>33336667
David Fincher's only mistake was not walking as soon as Fox started needlessly fucking with his movie.
Have you seen the Assembly Cut? It's.... an improvement.
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>>33338803
I read backhand smack as balanced snack and laughed my ass off.
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>>33329247
>l-lewd
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>>33321174
https://static1.e621.net/data/e1/80/e18065f275741934b9bd9477b5143f07.png
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Fly above xenomophs and blast em
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>>33338296
>tfw women don't have the same rights as guns
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>>33324283
>>33325421
these are controlled robots
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>>33348198
No they aren't.

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/qQvKD
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>>33314326
>>33313583
Id take a 240L and a backpack full of v-40 mini grenades. After I conquer the hunters I get inducted into the Predator society and fuck qt3.14 monster chicks.
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>>33316891
This
/k/ has turned into a fucking meme hell where any serious discussion is over ran with meme tards from reddit. I'd like to have a thread discussing EDC without some autist posting a dildo or anime figurine, while he cackles uncontrollably thinking hes the next ant_man in terms of originality.

Lets this sink in:
Gun control laws being signed in or a mass shooting: Bannable or Warnable

Anime, What gun would you use in X situation, GWG threads, Greentext general, Shit posting about traps, Dragon dildo unboxing threads: Completely fine.

/k/ has become one of my least visited boards within a year.
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>>33348360
No one is forcing you to post here.
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>>33350105
>When you cant make a logical point so instead, you result to "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN LEAVE!" tier posts
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>>33316921
Vasquez's S&W was a 9mm, Model 39

It's basically the first non-military 9mm anyone in murrica gave a singular shit about, and is partly why police forces switched to 9mm autos eventually
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>>33350932
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>>33348360
>I'd like to have a thread discussing EDC
What kind of EDC do you have to take down predator with?
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>>33313583

Predators.

Predators do have a code of honor to a degree. I'd find a way to use that as their weakness. Like maybe I challenge one to 1v1 unarmed combat. He takes the bait, just to find out my buddie is up in the nest with a .50 cal bmg. Blows a nice hole into his chest.
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>>33338948
How can humans even compete?
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>>33351282
At best that will work once. His buddies won't fall for the same trick.
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>>33351016
>http://imgur.com/a/py0t3

oh dang

tfw no space 1006
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>>33351016
Bullshit.
The M4A3 described in the A:CMTM is a 9mm 1911 firing 126-grain ball ammo. It's on page 26.
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Alien Resurrection is underrated.
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>>33313642
Rifled barrels and buckshot

Great job anon. You did it.
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Aliens ruined the Alien franchise, turning the original biomechanical horror into just another dumb insect.
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>>33325174
its an airsoft gun
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>>33348360
sandy hook drove this board into the ground. It used to be fun be fun here.
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>>33313583
Predators, Disguise myself as a hippy ecologist so they don't have any interest in me while I plant down multiple IR turret-er, I mean field research cameras. Try to lead them to my encampment with promises of exotic human food under the pretense of wanting to show them I just want to study the local fauna undisturbed.

You don't fight predators.
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>>33354798
Actually, it was made of out M1A1s and cut down Remington 870s mounted underneath to make the grenade launcher. They used blanks while filming. Only one of them still had a functional shotgun though.
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>>33354853
the one in his pic is an airsoft. this is the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZBUMYqND4
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>What weaponry would you take for the task?

Gamma ray burst or Frank
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>>33354903
Oh, didn't even look at his pic. You right then.
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>>33351282
>Doing something dishonorable in a duel with a predator when other predators are watching
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>>33321872
He might want more spread. Xenia are fast.
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>>33321174
>tfw no comfy xeno wife in a sweater to greet you everyday

Why even bother to live.
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>>33354322
I disagree, I think it's the worst Alien flick by far. It's why I hate Joss Whedon as a creator.
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>>33358888
Oh, it's absolutely the worst (barring AvP1); I just feel that it's not nearly as bad, as a film, as people make it out to be.
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>>33355880
>implying Samurai Jack wouldn't whup all the predators asses
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>>33361124
Fair enough, I'm glad someone enjoys it, but I was miserable watching it. It sucks too, because Jeunet clearly tried his best, but Whedon's script fucked it beyond belief. I'm glad he didn't get the full creative control he wanted, because it would have been worse.
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>>33362149
Whedon was definitely the weakest link in the plastic novelty chain that is A:R. Even if he hadn't been paired off with a weird French auteur who barely spoke any English, his writing would have sunk the film.
It's been a while since I subjected myself to it, so I'm probably misremembering it as having far more moments where Jeunet's style and sensibilities shine through and far less tedious Firefly-alpha-build comic book nonsense than it actually does.
I mostly appreciate it as a strikingly clear example of what happens to a film when there are irreconcilable creative differences between several parties involved its production and it gets made anyway.
Watching the interplay between Jeunet's and Whedon's and Weaver's and Fox's creative visions and priorities is fascinating. The only way it could have been better, in this regard, is if ADI had been insistent about only using practical creature effects and the film had suffered on that front, as well.
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>>33362529
It's funny, because I remember reading how the original Whedon script was something closer to a buddy comedy between the Ripley clone and Cell, them being stronk independent womyn with the same "witty" Buffy dialogue he always uses. This didn't happen because Jeunet said "nah", but I'll have to find the source.
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>>33363504
Not to mention the climactic jeep chase through a forest of 14-foot-tall pot plants onboard the Auriga, pursued by hundreds of xenos and the spider-mosquito human-alien hybrid and a super-early draft that was about Newt getting clonesurrected with superpowers instead of Ripley.
It's ridiculous that Whedon writes things for a living.
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>>33313583
I would hunt xenomorps, predators are too operator for me.
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>>33313583
Xenos, go unarmed and try to sabotage the mission so my team gets facehugged so I can enjoy watching my fetish play out.
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>>33313583
I'd purge both of these xeno scum in the name of the Emperor
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>>33316036
I kind of want to see thag crossover. Xeno vs warrior bug. Bugs r dum, so your have to give them a numbers advantage. Like three xenos vs 100 bugs . Or 50 bugs and one of those giant flame thrower ones
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>>33366087
my nigga
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>>33323800
>shattered bones
>all of them
ah, nah
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>>33316891
I see more hasguns posting their guns on /pol/ than I do here
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Do cloacked predators appear on thermals?

>>33329205
You seem to forgot that preds look pretty much like humans except for the crab mouth part.
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>>33313583
i would rather hunt predators.

>my ak
>thermal shielding making me invisible to them
>small emp devices with a 40ft blast radius
>katana like the movie because lol why not at this point

oh and a partner with the same set up.

>ghost and the darkness
>human version
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>>33336331
they legit are the most horrifying thing thats come out of fiction to me.

i would rather one on one fist fight a predator.
xenomorphs make my skin crawl.

if xenomorphs invaded earth, i would have no objections to nuking it from orbit with tsar nukes.
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>lets talk about scary thing
>how kill
>anons discus
>halfway threw thread anons decide fucking it bondage style would be better
>every fucking time

/k/: the reason aliens dont visit earth, for fear of rape.
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>>33350139
when the option to leave is pointed out to you but you deliberately choose not to
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>>33351282
trying to jew a space lizard
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>>33366094
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>>33369932
>thermal shielding
yeah, because they don't have that shit that can trace and locate your heartbeat or the multiple other ways of finding you
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>>33370286
Except for all the times that worked in the predator movies.
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Literally the best weapon, get the fuck outta my thread.
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>>33370299
I only remember the mud on Arnie from the first film but this point goes to you
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>>33370286
>>33370299
>>33371242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMChXyHpx2Q
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>>33313919
Every animal in the forest would be implanted in a few days. And the world would be overrun by Xenomorphs in a few months. Predators at least show up do their thing and leave. Xenomorphs colonize your planet and take over it's ecosystem. It was noted how they adapt to different hosts. I would suspect they could take over ocean based species thru a few steps.
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>>33370336
The worst weapon, because you then have to fight The Thing.
>>33365106
I think of all the retarded things Whedon wanted in Alien Resurrection, setting the climax on earth is the one that pisses me off the most; you know, the one fucking thing that the franchise has hammered home in each installment would end the human race? "I just kept saying, 'The reason people are here is we're going to do the thing we've never done; we're gonna go to Earth.' But there were a lot of things that we hadn’t done that we ended up not doing because of a singular lack of vision" was his comment on it. This unfathomable hack has the gall to say anyone who didn't want to break pretty much the one rule of Alien flicks lacked creative vision.
Fuck Joss Whedon. I hate him, and his shitty, smug sense of humour.

Source, if you're wondering.
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/alien/38965/alien-resurrection-joss-whedons-original-endings
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>>33371556
Don't have to fight it if you become it.
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>>33313658
"Hey guys, we ran out of beef for the stroganoff...why are you all looking at me like that?"
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>>33371610
So lose? No fucking thank you.
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>>33325812
Aliens can't compete
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>>33313602
>filthy Yautja calling humans pussy but when he gets close to death activates thermo-nuclear Gauntlet to commit space-nigger Seppuku

Pathetic
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>>33371796
Here's a better quality version, my man.
Fuck the Greys.
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>>33371879
thanks, my nigga. Here's a pic from my private reserve.

>homo sapien vel mortis
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>>33346193
MORE
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>>33371242
In Predator 2 they used suits that masked heat signatures while in the freezer with the Predator. The only reason he saw them was he switched the mask to electromagnetic view (or something) and was able to see the flashlights they were using.
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>>33314030
JMB approved
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>>33351142
Kek
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>>33314203
>Not the Combat Evolved Shotgun.
That thing is nuts.
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>>33371796
The alternative is a situation where next deer season you can't fill any of your tags because the deer are all decked out in RealTree and have Khyber Forest Remington 700 knockoffs.
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>>33313583
I'd fight the Predators with home grown Xenomorphs I bioengineered to kill the Predators. Theres no way that'll backfire on me.
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>>33375592
Nevah been done befor.
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>>33316958
He could probably rip the facebuggerer off his mask before it melted through his helmet. I think the idea is to buy him time, as opposed to a super wall that keep out all the mexi- uhhh Xenos.
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>>33313583
Both, with this
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>>33376325
>using rounds that penetrate and explode against aliens who already spray acid everywhere when they die

You really didn't think this through.
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>>33376402
>Implying Terminator armour stand no chance against some shitty xeno acid blood
>Implying I don't have my own void field generator humming
>Implying my faith in the Emperror wouldn't keep me from harm

Get fuck'd xeno loving scum
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>>33376456
I'd say xenos are roughly comparable to genestealers which can wreck terminators.
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>>33376533
Questionable, it's clear GW ripped the whole xenomorph thing from top to bottom but even the lowliest Jeanstealer have like fucking ceramic-tearing claws and is somewhat sentient unlike your average drones/warriors

Still, put your faith in the emperror and you will come out unscathed
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>>33367751
It's the only reason I watch the Alien vs Predator movies. There's a guy with a facehugger fetish pretty high up in the making of those movies, I swear, from how well he does it.
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Super shotgun

There is no contest
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>>33376973
Against aliens that is
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>>33376973
Nigga the fuck is with that mid-riff though? Literally asking to be shanked in the gut right there
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>>33377018
The original cover art implies there was top under it, but it's been torn away by demon swipes
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>>33377046
Damn, who knew mars marine get to be so flamboyant
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>>33377067
Marines are flamboyant period

On a side note, it'd be interesting to see Doomguy take on a pack of Yautja or a xeno hive
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>>33377076
Yautja would be ezpz, doom guy have faced off against invisible demonic assholes before, plus their plasma bolts are comparable to slighty faster imp fireballs at best

Xeno might prove to be a challenge, what with them swarming you and can't effectively utilize some close-range weapon in fear of the acid blood. But I guess there's nothing 200 armor can't protect you from
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>>33377046
There was a top, yes.
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>>33377018
Hypersexualization of males and misandry in video games is a serious problem.
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>>33314257
>implying they have to be different universes.
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