Does anyone else take their shooter to the shitter?

>Shooting a turd.

>>33309558
Do your local redguards check if you're taking a shit before breaking in?

>>33309558
I put it on the counter.

>>33309818
Don't you mean
>Magdump

>>33309558

No. I got a shitter gun. Stays in my bathroom.

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Yes

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I remember years ago when I first discovered /k/ the image of a guy with a revolver and beef jerky in his shower that says "welcome to /k/ now git out". But I wouldnt, you ever hear of e coli?

>>33309558
You're a retard. Just leave it in the holster.

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I normally put mine in my underwear basket. But I just got off work and they won't let me carry here so... I was almost off base but decided to turn around and take a shit at the gym. The coffee and B Dubs hit hard.

>>33310152

He's in the shower. Clearly he is not gonna get a std from shoving jerky up his ass. Like c'mon, haven't you ever with science before?

>>33312101
his pants are completely off

>>33309968

This

>2017
>not having dedicated shitting sidearms

>>33309558
What kind of horrifying fucking ghetto do you live in where you can't even take the chance of not having a gun in arms' reach for five minutes during a trip to the shitter?

Seriously, get off the internet and go take some community college courses or something. Better your life. Start earning some cash. Move someplace where you don't need to develop a tactical plan for going to take a dump.

>>33312272
>horrifying fucking ghetto do you live in where you can't even take the chance of not having a gun in arms' reach for five minutes

How do you think most break ins happen? Do you think they knock, let you know it's a home invasion, then kick down your door after a minute of waiting?

Do home invaders where you're from, the non-ghetto, only invade from 9-5 or something so you know when they're coming?

>>33309558
Everytime

>>33312201
That's even worse, senpai.

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>>33309995

>>33312294
Yeah, toilet training.

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>>33312835
>filename

>>33309961

HA!

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>>33309558
Always

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>>33315040
TFW anon shit himself.

>>33309558
I don't shit.

Buddy of mine keeps a PPK on his person/bedside but a 1911 and like six mags in his shitter. I never got a straight answer on why he does this. I guess he plans on fighting his way to his shitter with 7 rounds of .380 and going firm in his tub.

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>>33309558
Yeah you never know when shit is going to pop off

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>>33315317
Dude, are you aware of the fact that on each of yours photos you have thongs backwards?

(It in no way diminishes their hotness, I only note it...)

>>33309558
Only if it's at a rest stop.

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>>33315040

>skidmarks

>>33315040
Are you in a mart by any chance?

>>33315040
How the fuck do people get shitmarks

>>33315317
Nice baby hands.