A Nazi Wizard appears and gives you a free, fully fueled and

Call Bovington and see what they have to trade.

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>>33304354
Blow up the Nazi Wizard.

>>33304354
Drive it to a safe location, then look for a crew for it.

>>33304354
Sell it to a collector. Use the money to travel.

>>33304354
Convert it to make it more fuel efficient, and then just use it as a car with the turret basket removed and used for extra seats/change out bow/coax MG to any NATO 7.62mm/change main gun to some modern 76mm if need arises (also storing turret basket incase war)

>>33304382
With the recently acquired Panzer IV

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>>33304354
Park it in my garage someway or just drive through it and park it with the remains of my garage around my tank and then go drink my beer before masturbating.

>>33304354
Pick up some Whataburger in it.

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Ask the wizard to move it to a secluded place in the Ardennes, call up some friends, ask the wizard for 1944 period tank crew clothing and attack Bastogne.

When the tank is disabled by the Belgian army, surrender and claim that we were just following orders and that we somehow travelled through time.

>>33304354
Take it to /pol/ meetups.

>>33304354
Drive to work, not having to worry about things like traffic.

>>33304354
>Fucking Chad

>>33304354
Lament my lack of sloped armor as a child with a water pistol penetrates the front glacis.

>>33304354
Sell it: I've got nowhere to park it, no money to fuel it and no provision for driving it anywhere without fucking up the roads.

>>33304457
Can you speak authentic German? If not this plan is going to fail.

>>33304354
Jerk off in it

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I'll get some school girl (preferable underage Japanese) to drive, train and entering em' in Russian Tank Biathlon.

Head into Poland

>>33304381
Safe bet they're sick of the sight of more Panzer IVs
http://www.tankmuseum.org/year-news/bovnews53915

but it'd get it off my lawn.

>>33304354
>Put loudspeakers on it
>Play the "The Gun is Good, The Penis is Evil" speech from Zardoz
>Glue ALL the dildos on it
>Cover it in fake semen
>Drive it through the foundations of the museum of modern art in the city

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>>33304457
>i'm a time traveller i swear
>oh yeah really when tell us mr time traveler what does future hold?
>countries you fight for will turn into shitholes in which women will act like whores, your sons will be feminzed, your gun rights will be slowly taken away and your home lands will be slowly stolen not even by an act of war but just by breeding you out by non whites
>.....
>John, you think that it's to late to join nazis?

>>33304354
Drive him to gulag where all nazis belong.

>>33304354
Run over my boss's truck.

>>33304354
Rims

>>33304643
Actual Japanese girls of high school age are ugly as fuck desu.

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Drive it to a high school. Put a sign up in front of it for "Girls Tank Squad Tryouts"
MAGA

>>33304354
Rattlecan it flat black.

Obviously sell it to the scrap yard. That's where you throw junk.

>>33304354

Crush nearest police station to bits while I blast Erika through speakers, and wait for facists retards to be blamed for it.

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>>33304354
is it fully armed?

if so just sit around for a year reading manuals translated into english how to opereate a panzer.
Save up money to have it flatbed towed to the east coast.

Inquire my local congressman about the next AIPAC convention.
Drive tank to AIPAC convention. dispense gods will.

>>33304354
invade the soviet union

>>33305214
That's the spirit!

>>33304354
daily drive it

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>>33304354
Establish the fourth reich.
>mfw german army cant enter germany
>mfw german police cant have anti tank rifles

>>33304354
The Churchill was fully the equal of the Tiger I. The 6 pdr had the same destructive power of the 88 KwK

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remove the old suspension and install some low rider suspension and go do one of those jump dance battles in the ghetto with it

then ill jump over the boarder wall wall and invade Mexico and steal their guacamole recipes

>>33304354
Sell it to some rich faggot and quit my job.

Mount the turret on a Toyota Hilux.

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>>33305248
A bit meh for a dd. These are road legal and can hit sensible highway speeds.
Jaaag powered with a proper cannon is also a legal thing to commute with.

>>33305347
true, but i'm terrible with repairing electronics so the less wiring and computer shit in a vehicle the better.

>>33304707
10/10
Best post

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>>33304354

get some tendies at mickey ds

>>33305275
make sure you take a visit to México DF, shoot some chilangos for me
avoid tepito at all costs, tho
t. a Yucatecan

>rubber treads
>get it street legal
>take it to all the mudding spots to make asshole rednecks jealous
>start making special munitions to launch cans of bud light out of the turret, At asshole rednecks
>blast nickelback and creed over a loudspeaker
>become god of the white trash and use their loyalty to establish the fourth reich

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Tell the wizard to fuck off, then humbly ask the ghost of Creighton Abrams if I can have Thunderbolt VII.

>>33305525
Replace creed with kidrock and you might be onto something

According to national tradition i will have to burn the tank down and then rape the wizard. The tank is shit anyway, and i dont like nazis.

>>33304354

>Sell it
>Buy some cooler car, travel, invest in myself

>>33305619
>welded hull
>HVSS
>76mm gun
>coaxial M1919 replaced with an M2 Browning
>.30- and .50-caliber MGs on turret roof in addition to bow machine gun
>applique package brings glacis up to 188mm effective, differential case up to 144-212mm, crew compartment sides at 101mm, and turret sides up to 128mm, while still managing to weigh less than a Jumbo

I like it

>>33305626
you mean skynyrd

>>33304643
Hire/recruit a Asian girl to play Cosplay TC. Drive thru town playing GuP soundtrack. When police show up say I am promoting a anime con. See how far I get with it.

Sell it

>>33304500
Or BTFO everyone at nuggetfest

>>33304354
Cream my pants.Then after cleaning of said pants proceed to rent it out and make mad shekels

>>33304354
Take out my impotent working-class rage on my place of work, then get tendies from McD's. The only true /k/ response.

>>33304354
Masturbate in it.

Try to drive it with 4" heels on

>>33306390
Then probably this

>>33305258
t. Lindybeige

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>>33304714

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First, take it home and rub myself all over it like a housecat high on catnip. Then call my buddies so they can rub themselves all over it. Then find some land where we can drive it around a crush things and charge people money for the chance to ride along with us while we do so.
Also probably rampage through the Walmart parking lot at least once.

>>33304354
Sell it.

>>33304354
Drive that mother fucker down the road while smoking a fat blunt

>>33304354
Ask the wizard for a completed Pz. VII Maus instead.

>>33304354
Sell it and buy a Sherman.

>>33304354
Drive it towards Poland, for old times sake.

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>>33304354
>drive it for a few days
>get low on gas
>go to service station
>get pulled over by state patrol
>state patrol attempts to get my axle weight
>just assumes I'm over the limit
>$9210 fine
>hits me up for road damage for not having rubber on my tracks
>$5,000
>fill up
>$270 from E-F

>>33304382
Killin natzis is the Lord's work!

Just after removing kebab

>>33304354
Kill-dozer part 2

>>33306916
who, where and where would be the kill dozer?
any upgrades?

>>33306705
/thread

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>>33304457

>"Disabled" by the Belgians


I kinda doubt you'd survive if anything modern opened up on a Panzer IV

Pic related.

>>33304354
Take it to the middle east and do everything humanly possible to become a tank killer ace, also hire a reenactment group to go with to the middle east and blitzkrieg sandnaggers.

>>33304354
It's fueled and drivable, but what about the weapons and ammo for them? It's basically just a big impractical car without those.

Mount some shurzen

Then fap furiously

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>>33304354
Visit ATF HQ, and the place where they store all those old 4473's. After that... I'll think of something

>>33306710
>A few days?

Try a few hours anon!

Sell it and buy two newer Russian tanks. Maybe a bmp too.

>>33304354
Wonder if BLM is blocking traffic anywhere nearby.

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Ask to trade it for the cuter Panzer 38(t)

Go to the shitskin ghetto's in either germany or sweden and begin to run over and gun them down.

>>33304422
>recently liberated Panzer IV

FTFY

>>33307600
Watch as th...wait they're nogunz aren't they? It'd be nice to watch their puny problem solvers bounce off Krupp Stahl

Reclaim eastern Prussia.

>>33304354
Drink beer in and or outside of it.

>>33304714
>your gun rights
>gun rights
It would have literally been less work for you to include all the other rights you're losing, all of which are objectively more important and more fargone than gun rights.
But you spent the extra time typing in gun, the right that an American soldier in 1944 is least likely to be worried about.


People from the greatest generation would be bothered about jack booted stormtroopers kicking down doors, not by not being allowed to buy an assault rifle, something they'd probably never heard of.

>>33308884
Also inb4

>hurrr STG44 is from 1944
Just because it existed doesn't mean many people had heard of it.
I read about allied soldiers at Ortona who when shown a frag grenade asked what it was.

>>33304354
>looking for a new car because my shitbox got totaled two weeks ago
Use it to go to work.

>>33304354
>What is the first thing you do with it?

Stick the barrel up Chad's asshole

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>>33304918
for the most part I'd agree with you, but there's the occasional exception

>>33306710
>$9210

It would probably be higher than that because the actual axles are too close so don't even count as separate axles

>$5000

He wouldn't even cite you, the city would sue you millions for it

>>33308237
Is this the loli of Panzers?

I guess attach my bush hog and to it, clear out the field for summer, then the disarro after I burn the field and get it plowed up real nice. After that I guess put it under the shed while I find a buyer. Then use that money to buy more land and guns assuming it actually sells for a good bit.

>>33304382
>>33304422
>>33308435
Cause of Death:Irony

>>33309047
The 35(t) would be even lolier

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>>33304354
I honestly would try and find someone willing to trade an M4 Sherman with me, ideally with a T-23 turret and 76mm gun. I would be very happy with this too, and do my best to learn how to drive it.

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Pz IV natural enemys
Armor
Front 80 mm (3.1 in)
Side 30 mm (1.2 in)
Sideskirts 5 mm (0.20 in)
Rear 20 mm (0.79 in)

>>The standard M72A2 anti-armor HEAT warhead has an official stated penetration in 1977 of up to 20 cm/8 inches of steel plate, 600 mm (2.0 ft) of reinforced concrete, or 1.8 meters (5.9 feet) of soil

Local National Guard armory standard gear or maybe a AT-4 which would even be better.

>.50 cal SLAP round can pen the 20mm armor on a PZ IV (1500 meters range ) against 3/4" Thick High Hard Armor (HHA)

Law Enforcement with .50 anti material rifles could kill the engine of your tank out of your effective range.

So play nice with your new ride

>>33304354
Drive it for a week, then sell it to buy a Sherman w/ a shit on of spare parts, and property to drive it on.

There is 1 mosque in my town

I'd ask the wizard for a M4A3E2 "Jumbo" with the 76 or a M18 Hellcat

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>>33304714

>i'm a time traveller i swear
>oh yeah really when tell us mr time traveler what does future hold?
>a technological leap in the next hundred years that is unparalleled in human history
>commies lose and liberalism replaces it
>a century of lasting piece in europe and the world
>standard of living sky rockets for many places
>because of these economic and societal improvements population boom evens out a few decades after the war
>immigrants are no longer a problem, but a solution to this stagnating population growth
>soon enough the world be filled with sustainable cities and wars no longer based on conflicting cultures

>ah well mr time traveler that sure seems like a pretty sweet future to me.

It sure is. ;D

>>33304354
Ask him for a bunch of nazi firearms instead. If he doesn't comply, threaten him with my tank. I just want an MG42 damn it.

>>33309635
Wouldn't a Panzer IV come with like 3 mg34s?

And I'd ask wizardman for a Tiger so I could sell it to Hollywood or the Brits so they could make more warmovies without using Pattons or raiding Bovington

>>33304354

I would drive upstate and remove hebrew in Kiryas Joel.

>>33309194
I-I wanna get inside one...

>>33309731
This
I want a Tiger or a Panther
Or a King Tiger

>>33304442
Then run over an In N Out

>>33304354

Sell it. Just because I have a tank doesn't mean I'm immune from the legal consequences of using it.

>>33309457

>Law Enforcement with .50 anti material rifles
>.50 anti material rifles
>anti material

Poly-cotton is a material right?

>>33304354
Run over Nazi wizard and crash into my workplace

Crash through the front of a Walmart with this blaring running over the unsavorys using food stamps to pay for Mountain Dew and prime rib


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjpieIjFVSY

>>33304354

Ask city ordinance if I'm allowed to take it out on a parade?

>>33309623
fuck off