If there was a war and there were some /k/ommandos among the

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I'd like to think I wouldn't be insta-gibbed and/or raped instantly.

I would yell cheeki breeki and wait for an answer

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>"get out of here stalker!"

>"blowout soon fellow stalker!"

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Arm your fellow /k/omrades to start a new faction called the the Kult of the Kube.

>>33301170
This obviously. Until there are ideological disagreements about the Kube which spark a sort of Sunni/Shia rift, the Kult splits, and a new war begins.

>>33301128
How would you identify a fellow /k/omrade though? Just shout memes at your prisoners until someone responds?

>>33301128
I'd murder them brutally.

>>33301128
Depends on where their loyalties lie, if they're furries, brownies, fat asses, weebs and autists.

If they're any of those, they're not getting any treatment. Possibly getting pitted against eachother in an arena for friday night POW fights.

If they're not any one of those, maybe i could integrate them into my unit.

>>33301726
This, obviously.

>>33301739
>"Yo Jake, what are you doing with the PA system, you know we're not allowed to use it after whopper junior blasted avril lavigne last month"
>"I just wanna check something... ahem... CHEEKI BREEKI"
*muffled iv damke in the distance*
>"Bring him to my quarters"

Sorry guys, you're not getting any better treatment than anyone else. Granted, it shouldn't be bad, assuming we're not strapped for supplies. Can't have you all looking haggard at the prisoner exchange.

Maybe some clever bantz gets an extra cigarette or something.

If they're transient /pol/ tards I'd probably just make fun of them for being captured by a jungle-asian undermensch.

>>33301128
Geneva convention will not be applied in any upcoming war. it will be all rage and death.

Anybody that has /k/ meme moral patches on their PC gets kicked in the teeth and executed on the spot. I dont mind the odd banepost or stalker memeing when I'm online, but memespouting IRL is unforgivable, no exceptions.