Police Stories with Guns Involved.

Be duck hunting
Leave car on road
finish up day, walk out of sqamp in full camo with loaded 32 inch barrel semi auto shotguns
find cop waiting by our car
Cop clearly not expecting 2 6' dudes in full face paint, nor does he seem to understand teh concept of hunting
he pulls his pistol on us, instructs us to place our firearms on the ground
end up being held at gun point for about 20 minutes while we wait for this cop to read and figure out our licenses and send us on our way
worst expereince I have ever had.

>Get pulled over for speeding
>Hand my license and LTC over to cop
>"Do you have a handgun on you now?"
>"Yes on my right hip."
>He looks over at my rifle on the passenger seat
>"Did you make that paracord sling?"
>"No I bought it off ebay."
>"That's cool. I'll be right back."

I got a ticket.

>Be a cop
>Respond to call of shots fired in a wooded area
>This wooded area is just about the last bit of undeveloped land in the county
>Live in an area that does not allow for shooting out in the open
>Set up around the woods
>Helicopter flying over head, telling us what they see
>Suspects in a truck headed towards me
>See truck coming
>Felony stop
>Two in custody
>Both young males
>Both wanted to go shooting at a nearby range, but it was too busy
>Bought ammo and went into nearby woods to shoot at trees
>Saw helicopter circling and got spooked
>Find newish AR15 in truck
>Passenger just bought it a week ago
>Take gun as evidence
>Issue NTA to both for unlawful discharge of a weapon and send them on their way
>Weeks later gun owner calls me up and asks if he can have his rifle back
>Pull up case notes from county computer
>Both pled out
>Judge notated "weapon forfeit" as a condition of a lesser sentence
>Tell rifle owner he's SoL
>Months later agency issues me an AR
>Looks different that the other ones being issued
>Looks familiar
>Ask armorer what up with my gun
>"We got it for cheap from property and evidence. It's functionally fine. Don't worry about it."
>Check serial number against my report, same AR
>kek to myself
>Carried that rifle for over a year until I bought my own

>Be vol FF
>Chief is county sheriff deputy
>Someone in our service area brings up the fact that there is a mountain lion residing in the vicinity of our station, local homes have young children who play outside, obviously don't want their kids to become worm food
>Chief and a group of about five guys start a search part for the thing, all armed to the teeth
>Basically go out innawoods with guns and see if we can't put this thing down
>Everything goes better than expected, everybody for the most part was safe about it, nobody got shot, good fun experience for all involved
>No mountain lion found, not even any tracks or anything

>>33294373
>be me
>move from commie NY to glorious NC
>driving through VA
>speeding.gif
>WHOOP WHOOP
>fugg
>yes sir, no sir, etc.
>cop starts walking away with my paperwork
>call him back to window
>say "full disclosure, hands on the wheel, your safety and mine... I DO have a couple guns in the back
>he laughs
>hands me my license and insurance back
>slow it down son, good luck with the move

The only time I've ever heard of someone getting out of a ticket in VA.

I don't get pulled over because I'm not a fucking idiot. A simple American flag sticker, electricians union sticker, and a blue painters tape stripe on rear window keeps to police at bay. Also, I don't have to declare in my state.

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>first time conceal carrying
>going 67 coming around a curb in a 55 zone
>see red and blue lights pull out from the speedtrap out of view
>pull over and start sweating profusely
>"sir do you know why I pul-"
>inform officer about concealed handgun before he finishes
>stammer apology for interrupting him
>asks to see license
>hand him license and registration
>"not that one"
>apologize and inform him I don't have a CCL
>"oh no that sucks"
>walks back to car
>sit there for about 20 minutes while he does fuckall talking into his radio
>can hardly tell if that's even what he's doing because near-illegal tint on every police cruiser
>comes back and gives me license and registration
>"have a nice day"
>drives off, no ticket no warning no nothing

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>>33298717
SCUM

>>33299304
No need to be bootyblasted anon-kun.

>>33294373
>go to church downtown in major city with overwhelming young adult demographic
>couple weeks later, having lunch with pastor of church to ask difficult questions about the doctrine of Election
>pastorbro

YRR spotted. Baptist or Presbyterian OP?

>>33298522

Kek

>>33298717

This is why pigs are hated. I hope you die to an active shooter someday.

>>33295376
What state?

>>33299366
Free trip to Valhalla!

>>33299268
Cop tint can't be illegal in the first place. They literally have special privileges with shit like that.

Sucks that Louisiana is Duty to inform, we don't have any restrictions about carrying in our cars though.

>>33294373
>Be small town cop
>Carrying my Les Baer
>Working inna courtroom
>Deputy comes over
>"Is that a 1911?"
>Inform him that it sure is
>"Wish we could carry one of those."
>"Have you looked at those Kimbers? Those are really nice guns."
>Inform him that they sure are
>His case pleads to parking on pavement
>He leaves and gets a few hours of overtime
>I continue to not bother writing summonses because I'll be in court anyway

>>33298922
you bastard. I've had to fight tooth and nail for GOING THE SPEED LIMIT.

but either way, welcome to NC!

>>33298717
Seriously though what cop that is also a gun owner would respond in such a manner to something so benign. You truly deserve to be the first against the wall.

>>33298922
Why even tell him you have some if they are in the back? They obviously aren't a threat and he didn't see them or care.

>>33298717
nigger

>>33299664
You're right. Should have become range bros with those idiots like the end of every other story here.

>>33294373
>Be me as a kid
>Father is out shooting in the back
>Finishes up heads to the basement to clean his pistols/brass
>State Trooper rolls down the driveway
>Asks to speak to my dad
>"Hey, Dad, some cop is here to see you."
>Trooper is apparently completely wrongfooted by this
>Father comes up and talks to him
>Father is also cop
>Find out later one of our neighbors called 911 claiming her neighbors were shooting at her
>Trooper went back to her place and told her that if her neighbors were shooting at her, she'd be dead
>She never complained again

>>33298717
Nice!

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>Be me chilling in a parking lot because kentucky
>Showing off trunk arsenal to city fucks
>Suddenly some fuck does a burnout and a cop comes out of no where and chases him
>Me and gun bro climb in my car and follow to be nosey cause bored
>See the fat fuck pulled out on the side of the road in cuffs
>Stop in a liquor store parking lot across the street to watch
>Cop cars slowly start surrounding my car
>Pull me and gun bro out at gun point
>Ask one of the 15 cops "whats the problem officer"
>He says "we'll get to that after he searches the car"
>Instantly know its about guns
>Tell him to go for it, all my shits legal cause kentucky
>Puts me in cuffs and puts me in the back of his car
>Cool cop comes up and tells me someone called 911 saying we were shooting at cars in the parking lot
>Turned out to bitchy kid that likes to start drama
>Fat fucks car is almost identical to mine thats why they chased him thinkin it was me
>Had to set in the back of the cop car for an hour until they cut me and gun bro loose
>The whole time they were cocking and dry firing all my shit
(Pic related its what was in the trunk that night)

>>33300774
What a shit collection

>>33300774
Since when is Fallujah in KY?

>>33295376
lol, hows it feel being 5.5lbs of spring pressure from death at the hands of an ignorant nervous shifty faggot?

>>33300774
anon why in god's name are you buying 3 (technically 4) ARs with 3-4 bargain bin optics when you could have bought one AR and a good quality optic?

>>33295376
>Be duck hunting
>see pigs instead

i believe there is no tag or bag limit in most states anon

>>33299794
You're serving the community. You don't have to be bros with them, but being a cunt isn't necessarily needed either. It's shit like that which makes it harder for people to stick out for cops. But given your response, it seems like you get a high off the authority position.

>>33300920
>>>/leftypol/

>>33298717
hope you get shot with your own glock

>>33300774
>4 shit tier AR's

Why have those, when you could have two nice ones?

Don't even get me started on that ruined SKS

>>33300928
Not him, but if you're too offended, then don't browse this board.

>>33298522

That's what you get for not making that paracord sling yourself.

Faggot.

>>33300937
Not him but don't say that when people get reported for saying nigger on /k/

>>33298922
>>33299574
I don't suppose either of yall are in the piedmont triad?

>>33300815
i was 17 at the time idc

>>33300774
>Fucked SKS

чepнoмaзый

>>33300854
theres alot of niggers, got shot at on main st once

>>33300919
they were cheap and i was young, acr is nice though just a pain in the ass

>>33300936 got it like that on a sketchy craigslist deal

>>33299007
>blue painters tape stripe on rear window keeps to police at bay.
explain this? never heard of this meme, the only time i see blue painters tape on cars is when mexicans have taped up plastic sheeting around a broken window on their 1980s astro van

>>33299268
what state? constitutional carry and he doesnt even know???

>>33301018
It means the Thin Blue Line
in america cops like to call themselves a lot of different things.
"Thin Blue Line" i.e. we're the only ones who stop civilization from turning to rabid anarchy

>>33300942
not him, but nigger

>>33301037
im in america and ive never heard of that or seen it. seen plenty of blue lives matter stickers and support our police magnets but never a blue tape strip

where exactly do you put it and how is it oriented? horizontal or vertical? how long?

>>33301037
>cop delusions
funny

bunch of overpaid tools

>>33294373

>going to church

gay

>>33300942
No they don't you redd*t nigger

>>33300942
>things that never happen the post

>>33294373

Youre a massive faggot.

>>33298717

>Be a cop

Stopped reading there.

KYS. Youre everything thats wrong with the USA.

>>33301069
http://boredomtherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/thin-blue-lines-3.jpg

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>>33299347
Didn't even know the YRR acronym. But after looking it up, yeah. I guess it applies.

Baptist. Good guess.

>>33301027
I think >>33299268 was saying that he DID need a license to carry in his state, but the officer took pity on him. Maybe sympathetic to Constitutional Carry in principle.

>>33302139
There's tons of us around, even on 4chan. Your situation sounded similar.

>>33300774
I don't know why everyone is giving you shit.
You are one the few anons I've seen who bothered to put optics on his gun.
Centerpoint > BUIS

>>33301339
Larp harder

>>33299574
Thanks man. It's nice down here.

>>33299690
Idk, just figured I'd roll the dice. Plus I didn't know if it was a notify state.

Did get me out of a ticket tho. :^)

>>33300964
Greensboro.

>be driving home
>just dropped my then GF off at her place
>late night maybe 11 PM or so on a sunday
>stopped at the gas station for choccy milk and donut
>get pulled over about 5 blocks from my house
>do the whole procedure
>car off, keys on top of dash, hands on the steering wheel
>officer approaches from the passenger side
>catches me off guard, never had that happen before
>we gesture, and I reach over to manually roll my window down with his permission
>he talks to me, exchange license, registration, niceties
>he goes back to his car
>a few minutes later, he approaches me again, and hands me all of my stuff back
>warning for turning too wide at that last intersection
>i get to go home
>QP of weed underneath the drivers seat, and my under the table purchased firearm in my hip the whole time

Boy it's nice being white.

>>33302648

I dont understand autistic memes sorry.

>>33303323
as much as I hate to admit, being white definitely does have its perks

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>>33302139
Why is baptism such a shit tier religion? Why do you have to be preachy niggers about it?

>>33298717
i hope you get killed by a nigger and your wife and kids get put out on the street

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>>33304188
>”baptism”
>religion

Do you know how I know that you’re completely ignorant of what you’re criticizing?

>>33298522
>paracord sling
>not self-strung
KYS, ticket deserved

>>33298922
Speeding in VA is such bullshit. They issue some of the strictest reckless driving tickets in the nation and it's all for Fairfax and the Beltway, for idiots from out of state. Thanks a lot, DC

>>33304531
denomination, you know what I mean

>>33298717
Wow fucking faggots. Theives should be hung.

This must have been one of those involentary seizures they just happen to prolong infinitely.

>Just so happens the guy called me back asking for his rifle we stole and...

Fuck you pig bitch.

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>>33298717
you're whats wrong with america

>Colorado 2012
>Smoke a fucking deer on the highway
>highway patrol comes and helps me out
>sir may I move my personal effects to my acquaintances vehicle?
>yes you may
>pull out gun case that has AR-180, Kar98k and gun sock with Nugget

I was starting my collection then inb4 poor
>DO YOU HAVE LICENSES FOR THAT?
>sir you know in this state long guns don't require that
>yeah I know, heh

Asshole

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>>33304673
No, “Baptism” is an act performed in every denomination of Christianity. It’s not a denomination at all.
“Baptists” are a group of Christians that believe baptism is extremely important, and that all members of the church have the right to read and interpret the Bible.

Perhaps that’s why you find us "preachy". We’re very individualistic, and more likely to engage in conversation directly, rather than let official clergy do it.

>>33294373
>Be from Iceland
>Work at horse ranch thing for tourists
>Horse broke two legs
>Call police who are nearby
>Horse gets btfo by a Mossy 500 shotgun
>We all cry

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> be me
> Be 13, into airsoft and guns to the extent age allows.
> Go airsofting with airsoft buds every week on Friday in one of a handful of canyons we've been using for a couple years now.
> Fuck around, do general kid shit
> No orange tips, everybody has Tokyo Mauri airshit
> All modern tacticool
> Sick Facemasks in winter
> sometimes surplus mil gear and gasmasks
> One day there's ten of us, all shooting and hollering at each other
> I burst through a bush running away from friends
> Gun is P90 with suppressor, see through mag with fake bullets.
> Wearing Israeli gasmask and black tactle neck, and cargo pants.
> mags, fake grenades on me
> DROP THAT FUCKING WEAPON RIGHT NOW!
> laugh and turn and stop laughing
> Cop as short as me holding out a Glock like he was afraid of the kick
> Drop my gun, yell through mask it's airsoft and I'm 13
> Second kid stumbles through bushes with G3 airshit and gasmask points and shoots me in the back with a good spread.
> DROP THAT FUCKING GUN RIGHT NOW! HANDS UP!
> I have my hands up already, scream at Greg to drop his gun
> Greg jumps into bushes and cop fires into bushes twice
> ears are ringing
> rip off mask and yell at cop that guns are plastic and it's a game
> Points gun back at me
> Asks about my mask, grenade, and says more police are on the way
> Alec and Alex burst through bushes while I'm yelling not to shoot them.
> They have thier guns pointed down, see cop and drop guns and hands up
> Six more kids come out of bushes with hands up moments later
> Im crying, ask if I can go look for Greg, think he's shot somewhere dying I'm the canyon
Cont

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>>33305410

> Cop says no
> One more cop arrives, cops are having a discussion and I blurt out
> ITS A FUCKING GAME, HE SHOT MY FRIEND GREG
> Second cop walks over and tells me to shut up and don't speak to an officer like that.
> Inspects guns
> Visibly upset at other cop, and us
> Why are you wearing fake bombs and masks son? We got a call there were thugs in canyon armed
> Calls more cops, helicopter and ambulance to search for Greg
> Sit for a couple hours in cuffs before we are taken home
> Dad is pissed at the cop
> Dad is Jew lawyer and tells cop that if they shot Greg thier career, and life, dreams, all over.
> Dad calls county council to see what the fuck is going on
> Go upstairs, friends prolly on WOW by now
> Want to talk about what just happened
> Log on, Greg's toon is logged on
> Hit him up, turns out he just booked it through the bushes because he thought it was just airshit untill the cop shot at him, then he kept running and ran all the way home in tac airshit gear
> Friends and I have a good giggle.
> Cop who shot at Greg gets fired from force
Was not really worth it tho. No more airsoft in those canyons after that.

>>33304910
I had a baptist friend in high school that wanted me to go to church with her, so I did twice. First time, the pastor bashed gays the entire time and I didn't like that. I'm not even a libcuck but it was really "holier than thou". Second time, at another baptist church, the pastor bashed people who were struggling with their faith and having doubts.

That just doesn't sound very Christian to me.

>Be Californian
>Be driving around with about 10 guns
>Be speeding
>Be pulled over
>Be shitting pants
>Remember I'm in nevada
>Cop doesn't give a shit that I'm speeding with guns, just that I was speeding.
I would have been thrown in a jail cell and sodomized if I was in California.

>>33305423
I HOPE THAT COP IS DEAD, HAS AIDS, OR GETS RAPED EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.

>>33305423
> Dad is Jew lawyer
> Dad is Jew

ew yucky, that means you're a jew

>>33305423
Because of pic related i thought halfway through the story that he actually killed greg. Got nervous

>>33304967
underrated post

>>33305486
Can you Cuckifornians please stop coming over to Nevada? You guys drive like you poured a bucket of fire ants on your dick before downing your morning espresso. Just take it easy, alright?

>>33305599
Mom has to be a Jew.

>>33305686
I can't help but speed when I'm driving in the middle of the desert, man. Cop popped me right when the limit was reduced to 70. I don't know about in the city, becuase I usually don't drive in there.

>>33305721
I think it's mainly people who are excited for their weekend Las Vegas trip or something, but jeez it gets bad. I understand going fast in the stretches though. I usually match speeds with whoever's in front of me when I'm satisfied with my speed so they act as sort of a cop buffer.

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>>33305481
This is getting off-topic, but I’m happy to clarify:

>pastor bashes gays the entire time
I find this hard to believe. I’ve grown up in the Bible Belt, spent the vast majority of my 25 years of life in plenty of churches of all sorts of denominations (but mostly Baptist).
Not once - not one single time have I heard anything resembling “gay-bashing”. From a clergy, or a layman.
I have become convinced this is just overexaggeration from those who disagree that homosexuality is immoral.
Like how refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding is now a “hate crime”.

I've only heard one sermon discussing homosexuality. It's really not a big deal to Christians.

Condemnation of homosexuality, sure. That’s completely Biblical. But it isn’t “gay bashing”.
Saying someone is doing something wrong is completely different than invoking hatred against them.

Just like:
“Thou shalt not steal” =/= “thief-bashing”.
“Thou shalt not commit adultery” =/= “slut-bashing”
“Thou shalt not murder” =/= “killer-bashing”

>pastor bashed people who were struggling with their faith and having doubts
Specifics, please.
Remember, saying “that’s incorrect, and will harm you severely if you keep doing it” is very different than “I will kill you because I don’t like that”

>That just doesn't sound very Christian to me
If you think that Christ didn’t call us to extremely high moral standards, then you don’t understand Christ very well. He was very clear on the subject.
Of course, there’s more to it than that. No one’s perfect, and we are all in need of His help. But the greatest danger is to be content with anything less than perfection.

“Therefore you are to be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.” Matt. 5:28

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>>33305599
Your a fucking retard dude, that's not how Jews work jackass.
>>>> /Pol/

>>33298754
>there's a mountain lion minding it's business in the woods
>better go kill it just because
I'm assuming that because you're in with the county, you didn't bother doing it legally.

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>>33294373

https://twitter.com/Forever_Lucid/status/841721082226831360

>>33298717

>Two guys didn't know the law, broke the law
>Judge offered financial penalty (sacrifice of firearm) to reduce punishment, and was accepted by the guy
>Police decide to use rifle rather than destroy it

Honestly, I don't think what happened was so bad.

>>33305900
Jew detected

>>33298754
Should of called fish and game or the local university's wilderness biology folks.

And people wonder why we are getting so many diseases carried by deer.

>>33304967
>We all cry

Well, that's certainly European of you.

>>33298717
Agree. That's why people hate cops. Lying thieves to advance the betterment of their lives, while taking advantage of others. Dirtbag

>>33305900
jew is both a race an religion...

>>33301069
the thin blue line is just a horizontal blue stripe against a black background. you can get it on bumper stickers. the putting tape on your car thing is some retarded bullshit that guy made up

>>33301339
wow you sound awfully black

>>33306407

Im whiter than the cum I wiped off your mother's cunt forehead.

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>>33306031
>>33306207
Not even a Jew, but to explain it...
Jew is not a race. Sorry. They got spread fuck all over the place since they left Egyp more than 2000 years ago. Fuck Jews who say that it's a race, and fuck others too. It's a religion. And in order to be part of that religion, your mom has to be Jewish. Even Hitler knew this, and enforced this.

>>33301074
hey it's 13 hours later but I just wanted to let you know you're stupid

>>33304967
>Horse gets btfo by a Mossy 500 shotgun
>We all cry
Europe in two sentences

>>33299268
slow down, i guarantee wherever you're going does not warrant speeding

>>33306429
then why do you have nigger beliefs
>hurr fuck da police dey's wuts wrong wiff murrica kill all da pigs yo
fucking retard

>>33306429
>Mother's cunts forehead
>Cunt forehead
Wat

>>33306001
>two guys broke a law that is uncommon and not common sense (shooting in uninhabited woods should not be illegal)
>were sentenced unfairly for something that was no danger to anyone except the ears of the snitch that reported it
>extorted to reduce this unfair ruling
>the terms probably weren't laid out completely in the open if the guy called to get the rifle back
>police take the extorted rifle for free to use rather than returning it

These guys were cucked out of a couple grand each for no reason just so the cops had something to do.

>>33299007
I don't get pulled over either.

Not because of a bunch of shit in the back window but because I don't speed and I use my turn signal.

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>>33294373
>Be in a small town in East Texas
>usually carry my gun OWB with a shirt or a jacket over it, depending on the weather
>unusually cold morning so i wear a jacket over my gun
>finish up with work early so i head out and decide to grab a burger in town
>hot as fug so i take my jacket off, people often open carry and no one really gives a fuck since its a very small town
>waiting at the stop light across the parking garage to walk to the diner and a pony patrol rolls up to me
>waits for the light to change with me and i can tell that he's glancing over at my gun
>try my best to contain my autism and not pet the police horse since i have a habit of touching animals
>policeman asks if its a sig on my belt
>i nod and tell him its a mk.25
>guy goes full autismo on how his department didnt approve his sig because the sheriff is a huge faggot and wanted everyone to get M&Ps
>talk to him for a good while and grab a burger and talk about guns
>got to pet the shit out of his horse and go home and pet the shit out of my own horse later
>ran into him at the local range about a week later and occasionally go shooting with him.
>he's a cool guy but keeps shitposting irl about how his legion is the greatest handgun ever concocted

>>33305410
>>33305423
WHY NO ORANGE TIPS?
YOU DUMB KIDS COULD HAVE DIED!

>>33307890
The autists have infiltrated the police.

>>33295376
I had a similar situation where 3 of us walked out of a wooded area, saw a cop standing by our car. We were probably 150 yards away, wearing orange so he knows we're hunters and armed, so he drops a ticket and gets the fuck out of there before we get close.

>be me driving home from GFs house at midnight
>G22 between seat and console
>rolling 5mph through construction zone
>red and blue lights
>fugg
>"hey man did you notice the stopsign back there?"
>Before we start, officer, I should let you know I have a handgun in the car.
>"alright that's cool, just let me unload it for the duration of the stop"
>I can't pull it out without putting my hand on the grip, officer
>"it's cool dude, just take it out"
>draw handgun as I would normally, hand it over
>"cool night sights. Trijicon?"
>Yeah, got 'em on sale
>"aight, I'll be right back"
>comes back
>gives me ticket
>leaves

I wonder if it was because of the dragon dildo on the dash

>Live in Peoples' Republic of Connecticut
>Getting first suppressor
>Go to local PD to get fingerprints for Form 4
>Front desk cop doesn't think it is legal, goes to see if I can even get prints done for it
>Different cop comes over and says he will do my prints while other guy goes to ask
>New cop turns out to be a total bro
>Tells me about some of his cans and SBRs
> mfw he doesn't even charge me for prints
inb4
>the whole swat team bukkaked her
>Me and the cop are now shooting buddys, and he lets me shoot his full auto funs

>>33309507
fucking nice dude

>>33294373

>be ocing my AR-15 because it's just a tool and it's my right
>soccer mom starts screeching
>I calmly continue to walk through the park
>soccer mom runs up to me
>WHERE IS YOUR GUN PERMIT
>heh...gun permit
>pull out pocket constitution
>start reciting the 2nd amendment
>stupid bitch didn't even know what hit her
>cops come over
>she called them
>soccer mom attempts to take my tool
>cops arrest her for assault
>they ask me what gun it is
>tell them it's a hI point 9mm carbine
>tell them i go to a nearby indoor range
>invite them to come shoot with me
>become range buddy's with cops

>>33300964

Raleigh!

recently relocated here, what a time to do so... body found decomposing off of 540, another dude hacked his mom's head off with a machete then walked outside to meet the cops after calling 911 (...with head in hand)...

NC Cops in general seem okay, other than that dick caught on camera lying about recording rights in Wilmington

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>>33301149
Second this

>>33303323
>eating junk food at 11pm
>weed
>illegally purchased firearm
Degenerate.

>>33304910
>>33305887
I'm beginning to think that certain boards on 4chan are full of Baptistbros. /k/ and /his/ in particular.

>>33301149
>>33310165
>not going to hear the preached word
>not partaking in the sacraments/ordnances of the Church
>not observing the Lord's Day
>not gathering with fellow believers to worship the Creator, Redeemer, & Sustainer
>not obeying Hebrews 10:25
It's like you guys are faggots or something.

>>33310351
>Not sleeping in on monday
> Not sipping on frozen margaritas in the tub while watching Chinese cartoons later

Nah I'm good

>>33310473
Whoops meant to type sunday

>>33310473
>>33310493

Real productive use of your time there lad.

>>33310813
And church is ?

>>33310886
>a staple of Western civilization for 2000 years
>a way for you to be a positive impact on your community (and vice versa)
>a useful addition to parental efforts in raising well-balanced, good mannered, God-fearing children
>a vehicle for truth (if you care about that)
>a place to meet conservative, gun-loving women

>>33304717
turn your trip off, faggot.

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>>33310975
>a vehicle for truth
>Truth

Wew lad

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>>33311055
>there is no truth

Jew.

>>33310975
I keep hearing that phrase
>god fearing
How is that a good thing?
>police fearing
>president fearing
>priest fearing
>boss fearing
How is being afraid of your god a good thing?

Also, it didn't really catch on till after a few hundred years so its more 1500 years roughly

I have honestly found my local churchs are full of lazy fucks regardless of denominations. Not very helpful to the community.

And the truth thing, wow. They tend to be nests of gossip and slander more than anything else.

I know of at least three notable public figure (1 democrat and 2 republicans) that have made multi hundred dollar purchases of gay porn.

(did IT work for buddy at store and saw records.)

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>>33310975
>I am already eating out of the trash can all the time!
>the name of this trashcan is

>ideology
>deology
>eology
>ology
>logy
>ogy
>gy
>y

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>>33310975
>a vehicle for truth

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>>33311106


There is truth, but religion is not the best vehicle for it
Anything with having imaginary friends is retarded

Also fuck the Jews too

>>33310975
>a vehicle for truth
Shit anon i haven't laughed that hard since piss jugs threads were a thing on /r9k/

>church
>truthful

O now I am laffin

>>33311121
>>33311143
>>33311161
>>33311171

Stop samefagging cunt

>>33311121
Hey man old testament God was based
>kills every first born Egyptian child
>then tells Moses "thou shalt not kill"

Balls of steel

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>>33311555
Implying

>>33311555
I made one post.

I try not to say shit unless I have a sentence or two worth saying, not like the other dude/dudes.

>>33311561
Ya, old testament was crazy.

But thats firmly in jew land, Christianity is all the shit his hippy commie son was going on about and his commune too.

>pay you taxes
>regulated loans
>free healing
>"Love your enemies"

fucking libtard

>>33305763
Amazing plan, I do it too, but I'd go like two mph slower.. If you're both speeding but you're In the back, the cop really has no reason not to hit you first, but if the guy is pulling away he's more of an offender

t. Northern CalIfornia born on 65 bullshit

>>33305887
>saying “that’s incorrect, and will harm you severely if you keep doing it” is very different than “I will kill you because I don’t like that”

Please explain to me how they are different.

>>33307556
>>33307556
>implying shooting without a proper backstop in a public area is not reckless to begin with
>implying it is unfair to give financial penalty for law-breaking, reckless behaviour
>implying it's wrong for that financial penalty to be used for public interest (ie funding law enforcement).

>>33314688
Telling someone that smoking will kill them is not the same as killing someone for smoking.

>>33310975
Unironically correct. Though that fourth point should be at the top.

>>33298717
>all the butthurt niggers getting triggered by a cop doing his job
Thank you for your service officer

>>33303323
You got pulled over for too wide of a turn? What?

>>33314875
My bad, I thought I saw a "I" before the "will".

>>33300964
Winston-Salem

>>33306042
kek

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>>33315027
>Fourth point on top

>>33294373
>One time a cop pulled me over
>he had a gun
>he didn't use it
>I didn't get a ticket

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>Be shooting Starlings because huge pest in my area
>250~ acre lot of plains with woods and a crick running through
>about an hour in and see the dust rising from the road
>four sheriffs deputies in full gear (vests, helmets, ect.) pull up
>leave gun out by crick because im not going to approach a triggerhappy cop with a loaded firearm
>me and my buddy are walking out to meet them
>its a decent walk from the crick to the road about 1/4 mile
>His pickup was parked inside the property
>we don't lock it because rural Kansas and nothing but christian farmers
>we can tell that they are tearing through the truck
>pick up the pace
>we arrive and immediately we are held at gunpoint by 7~ officers with ARs
>we have to lay down in the mud
>after about an hour of this they turn us loose
>they drove one of their ford explores out into the field
>the water table is around an inch above the ground on the entire first 300~ yards of the property
>they are dug axle deep an thier street tires didnt help either
>another ford comes to tear the other one out
>rinse, lather, repeat
>there is a total of 6 fords stuck now
>after sufficiently laughing our asses off we go ahead and pull them out
>It was dusk by the end of the circus so we wrapped up and went home

>>33315674
Mfw we were in a chevy

>>33299458
Cops don't go to Valhalla. Valhalla is for warriors who die in battle, not some fatty in a wrinkly blue jumpsuit who can't even draw due to his rolls getting in the way.

>>33315069
I imagine heaven is going to just be a front row seat of you getting raped for the rest of eternity.

>>33311555
Someone's assmad because the entirety of /k/ disagrees with them.
God fearing is retarded. If you believe on him, why can't he be your buddy? Not your fucking pimp like you're implying.

>>33301074
T.underage anarchist

>>33315782
>4 posters
>entirety of /k/

Fug off. /k/ is a majority Christian board.

>>33304673
You're a fucking idiot, son. Go back to r/atheism

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>>33315674
>crick

it's a CREEK YOU SISTERFUCKING SHITFORBRAINS

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>>33315828
shoo shoo crypto jew

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>>33315872
Oh wow, you really got us there. How will we ever recover?

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>>33315888
christianity is an unbelievable cuck religion and the only reason american christians are tolerable are because of the "american" part

>>33298717
The butthurt over this is hilarious.

Unlawful discharge is unlawful and not a 2A infringement.

"Discharge" and "keep and bear" are different words because they mean different things.

Dear idiot whiners:

If you don't have permission to shoot in location X, do your homework and/or lobby to change your laws. Just because "it's woods" does not make it YOUR woods.

I own 17 acres of woods. It's fucking posted i.e. "not your fucking woods". Buy your own damn dirt.

>>33298754


How long did you 'track' the mtn lion before you realized that was a monumentally stupid way to deal with a large cat?

send out the dogs or bait it, you're not catching that sucker on foot.

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Wow reading through these interactions. Is this what it feels to be white ?

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>>33315782
>>33315872
>>33315917

>Y-yeah! Xtians are just crypto-Joos!
>Real white mens only worship pagan gods! Or no god!
>Xtians are all hypocritical Jew worshippers!
>le kike on a stick

>>33315951
We are a complex bunch. Whites are our own worst enemy, honestly. In very, very general terms, the white man's ability to reason more abstractly than Asians is why we built more efficient empires then they did, but also why we are more susceptible to self-loathing and internal corruption.

>>33298922
NC is indeed glorious. While I was TDY some crackheads were partying on my land. Wife told them to leave, they told her to fuck off, she retrieved Mini 14 and put a few into the ground near our house (so bullets could be retrieved later if needed) but all they saw was muzzle flash since it was dusk. We never saw them again.

Sheriff finally found our house and cheerfully briefed her on ways to legally end scumbags.

Taxes are kinda high but at least you get good roads. Nice climate, great place to ride baiku. I moved when I PCSed but still visit for motorcycle events.

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>>33315959
>image
i'm actually alright with protestants

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>>33298717
>Hurrrr why is evry1 butthurrrt

You deserve everything bad that happens to you

>>33315828
Doesn't seem to look like it, does it?

>>33315959
I don't mean to say that any one religion is worse than another, I just find it beta to submit as a peon as implied by God fearing
Just be your own man.

For reference, I'm not really religiously involved.. He could be there, but I hadn't seen any proofs yet. At the same time, I'm not saying he's for sure not there, I hearty find it foolish and doombringing to submit to potentIal fantasy

Sure are a lot of wannabe anarchists and fedoratippers ITT.

>>33315917
>go to church once a week
>leads to a new outlet for socializing and athletics
>have girlfriend
>have job
>enjoy shooting, camping, kayaking, fishing, and baseball

B-but you're a christian! That means you MUST enjoy watching your girlfriend get plowed by other men! Le atheism is the only true path of the supreme gentleman! W-why is everyone laughing at me? Stop it! I SAID STOP LAUGHING AT ME I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL MAKE A LE EBIN MEME ABOUT YOU AND POST IT TO R/ATHEISM YOU'LL ALL SEE

>>33316278
Ah, the apathetic agnostic. Should have guessed it would be one of you doing all this shitposting.

>>33300774
nice masada / acwr

>>33316440
I've made two posts, but sure

>>33316320
It's just the modern version of the hippy.

They wear ugly clothing, they post anti-christian may mays because they think being counterculture will make them cool and finally convince stacy to sleep with them, and none of them are gainfully employed.
In just the same way that hippies thought that being a drain on society was some sort expression of freedom, NEETs think that posting the word "wagecuck" and pointing while laughing at churches makes them some sort of superior human. And, just like the hipppies, they'll wake up in a decade or two and realize that their entire lives was one massive parasitic joke and that they've accomplished nothing.

>>33316278
>submit as a peon as implied by God fearing

You really don't understand the history and theology behind this phrase. Being a "God-fearing man" doesn't mean you model your life as some peon, groveling and licking boots to some space jew. It means you acknowledge that there is something out there greater than yourself, that graciously gave you life. If you're a Christian, in the Biblical sense of the word, than it also implies you "fear God and keep His commandments" as Ecclesiastes puts it. You readily see the hand of God in every facet of life, and you worship your God as such. You give him what he is owed as the creator of everything. You fear God as you would any supreme being who had ultimate power and authority for everything in existence, but one who also tempers his power with mercy and grace.

Your 21st century cuck-filled vocabulary has trouble understanding this concept, I'm sure.

>>33298717

God bless you.

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>>33316537
Doesn't sound like any way for a man to live his life to me, but if it works for you then it works for you.

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>>33315917
>Christianity
>cuck

>implying God doesn’t call himself “jealous” for his people
>implying the first four of the Ten Commandments aren’t all about revering God above all else and all others
>implying Christ himself didn’t say the greatest commandment of all is to love God with everything you are
>implying Christ doesn’t refer to the church as His “bride”, and will not permit loyalty to anything but Him

The God of the Bible is the most possessive being in all of existence, bro. He doesn’t share love or loyalty with anything or anyone. Christianity is as far from a cuck religion as possible.

Also, Pope Francis is a hack, an apostate, and possibly even a heretic.

>>33304593
Mfw I have VA tags and thus avoid ticket bs

FeelsGoodMan.jpg

Also reckless is 15mph over

>>33300925

Holy shit what a buttblasted autist.

>>33316591
holier than the pope,

posting on a mongolian animation weebsite

>This faggot

>>33316584
>Doesn't sound like any way for a man to live his life to me, but if it works for you then it works for you.

If you feel you know life better than literally every European, both Western and Eastern, for the past 1500 years, then good life to you my friend.

>>33298717
Top kek

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>>33316663

>>33316591
>speaking ill of the pope
I'll see you crucified for this heresy.

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>>33316679
How does it feel to be the bad guy of a Leonardo de Caprio movie? He was at least a badass villain, I'll give him that.

>>33316696
Sure after you're done diddling little choir boys, right?

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>>33316709
Pretty rad actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNFnYPJHWA

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>>33316663
>holier than the pope
Where are you getting this?

One doesn't have to be "holier" than someone else to use basic rationality and intellectual integrity.

>>33316696
No you won't. Papa Franku would be upset with you.

Nothing against the title of pope. JPII was utterly based.
But I knew that Francis was evil on day one, when he came out on the balcony and said he was going to make the Catholic Church into one for the poor.

>>33307030
Yeah, Hitler knew that Jews weren't a distinct racial group which is why there was extensive education and study about the specific features inherent in the Jewish countenance done under the NSDAP so that ethnic Jews could be identified on sight.

>>33304531
At least mormons are nicer and more based than your fucking group.

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>>33316666
Nice quads, Satan.
>If you feel you know life better than literally every European, both Western and Eastern, for the past 1500 years
True for everyone in the West today, religious or not, so long as they have the capacity for and regularly exercise critical thought, by virtue of the sheer prosperity of thought and of scientific knowledge in the modern day. This is my honest opinion.
Look; I'm not the type to go parading around in a fedora out of some juvenile sense of rebellion like a lot of the other irreligious people I see. For me it was just never there in the first place, and, from that outsider's perspective, it's something you had to have been raised into. "You readily see the hand of God in every facet of life, and . . . . You give him what he is owed as the creator of everything."—never saw anything of the sort; find the evidence extremely lacking; don't feel any such obligation. Water off an oilskin. I just can't spook myself like that.

Why does everyone that owns a gun speed all the time?

I own several guns but I never speed and I always drive carefully.

So why the fuck you guys always speed and then wonder why you got tickets?

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>>33316956
>complete non arguments

Also
>more based

Are we talking about the same Mormons?

I'll give you the nicer thing, at least. Not that that really matters.

>>>/pol/

I'll just leave that there for the Christians and Atheists alike ruining this thread.

>>33317029
Maybe because you're posting in a thread about police interactions? People don't get pulled over for driving properly.

>>33316777
As opposed to one for the rich? Hot damn, I never realized that it would be so easy to recognize wicked men.

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>>33317029

I don't speed because I don't want to pay more for insurance or risk an accident. But most importantly, I got in the habit because I don't want to bother being pulled over while carrying. Although, the one time it happened it was totally cool. Also a good driving record is vital to the career I want.

People that habitually speed are faggots that I suppose have nothing better to do than talk to cops.

I'm not even touching the subject of religion ...

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>>33317109
>I'm not even touching the subject of religion ...

Dang, I forgot the point of the OP. Although not a Christian, I most certainly CC at my place of worship, which has been quasi-legal according to state law and is now given recent events, entirely defensible under any rational reading of the code

>>33299574
>>33315985
Anyone familiar with the Charlotte area? Can't find an outdoor range anywhere

>>33307266

Im not American retard.

Not all of use enjoy living under a police state, while at the same time "MUH BEAR ARMS FOR GUBMENT TYRANNY".

>>33298922
VA state troopers can be hard asses, and my county cops are always setting traps to meet quotas
I've seen three speed traps in one 20 minute drive on Christmas morning
seems you got a cool one

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>>33317065
>if he disagrees with one extreme, he must want the other extreme. I’m going to insult him on this premise that I just assumed for him.
You can’t really be this thick-headed. Are you from Reddit?

>a church for the rich
No, how about a church FOR EVERYONE. Catholic means “universal” or “all-embracing” in Latin, dude. A fact that has conveniently eluded Papa Franku.

Rich and poor are not moral distinctions. Setting up one as superior to the other is just divisive.
It would be like saying “church for the whites” or “church for the women” or “church for the Europeans”. Utterly arbitrary distinctions, that completely ignore the fact that we ALL need Christ. The poor don’t need it any more or less than the rich.
In fact, according to Christ, the rich are in greater danger of hell (Matthew 19: 22-27). Yet Papa Franku doesn’t seem as keen to issue help where it is most needed.

From literal day one, he started drawing lines in the sand about who his ministry was targeting.
He’s set up an oppressed minority that he’s defending, and can’t be criticized without all the people screaming that he can’t be evil because he’s just so nice and he smiles and look he kissed a guy’s feet OMG

>>33315764

Edgy kiddo.

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>>33315845
this

>>33317245
No, but you clearly are.

r/atheism is ----> that way chum

>>33317259
That's it? That's all you could come up with?

>>33305900
literally is...

>>33308115
It's technically only a US customs thing, past that it's only a good idea not a legal requirement, besides the cop still would have shot regardless.

>Be criminal
>Put orange tip on gun
>Don't get shot

>>33317013
I get the part about the outsider's perspective, it can be a very alienating thing to not "get" faith or belief.

However, like I said before, 1500 years of Europeans (more if you count the Romans) "spooked" themselves into the Christian faith and the worship of the Christian God. And look how they dominated history.

>>33303323
wait till you have gray hair... it gets better

>>33317164
Go to Take Aim Training in Pageland, SC. It's around 45 minutes from Charlotte and is only $150 for a yearly membership. It's not the fanciest place but it's cheap and laid back. They don't have any bullshit rules like not rapid fire or no steel core ammo. They also let you shoot at steel targets

>walking
>see cop walking towards me and something was really suspicious about the way he was looking at me
>all of a sudden he looked at me and said "good afternoon"
> i looked back after he passed me
> HE WAS CARRYING A GUN

>>33316537
I do see what you're getting at, like the life of a Russian man during Stalin reign


Though, like >>33316584
It's not really me.. But to each their own of course.
>>33318145
I can get this, but not truely. I find it more like people need somewhere to turn

>>33317032
>religion is a political ideology
Nigger what

>>33319296
You got a point it's nothing but superstitious trash

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>>33294373
>be 18 yo me
>Live in Peoples republic of commiefornia
>driving around one night
>Went shooting with my 8mm-06 drinking natural ice and putting holes in whatever because GF cheated on me
>had pupper with me
>blue lights flashing
>"Ah fuck"
>Pull car over
>think to myself "I'm so fucked, im drunk and I have a gun in my car I'm gonna go to jail"
>Cop walks up to passenger window
>doggo starts growling
>roll down driver window because lolmanualwindows
>he shines light on backseat area and sees my rifle
"Why is there a rifle in your back seat"
>Tell him I went shooting
"This late at night"
>tell him I had an awful day and just wanted to let off some steam
"License and registration please"
>He walks to his car
>Comes back with license and registration in hand
>Asks why my night was so awful
>Tell him
>he nods and says he'll let me off with a warning
>drive home and finish 12 pack

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>>33319386

>>33300964
dallas!

>>33307243
>you should always drive 10mph slower than everyone around you and be the cause of traffic

>>33317933
Whether or not it's a legal requirement varies from place to place. In NY, it's illegal to have a toy gun which doesn't have it (to stop people from robbing each other at cap-gunpoint) or to have a real gun painted to look like a toy

>>33317933
>>33321558
Wait, scratch that, looks like it's federal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/5001