My girlfriend just drenched my vp9 in red cream soda what do

>>33286905
Give it some #9 and a coat of oil

>>33286905
you get free sex now

It's inside the gun

dump her

>>33286905
Buy a better gun?

Also, make sure she's not looking for a better man.

I'd say shoot get but we all know the VP9 don't shoot wet.

>>33286905
Clean it.

>>33286947
>implying a VP9 isn't an affordable, reliable gun

Bruh litterally just shower with the gun or use soapy water and scrub it/soak it. Then apply clp obviously.

>>33286928
The drench the insides of her with your cream soda

>>33286905
Trash it, it's useless if the striker channel gets wet, let alone sticky.

>>33286967
>reliable
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wash it you fucking idiot.

>>33286905
Throw it out.

Will it corrode in the firing pin and trigger mechanism?

>>33286983
MAC go home you're drunk

>>33286905
VP9 is a Heck of a shotgun.

>>33286905
red cream soda? wtf..how un-american is she? or is it "birch-beer"?

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>>33286983

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33286993
Yes it will they'll get cavities and have to go to the dentist. Also VP9 is trash sell it for a High Point.

>>33286983
t. noguns

Beat her mercilessly

>>33286905
Have you struck her yet?

detail strip and clean

>>33286905
wash it off under the sink, nice coating of Hoppes #9 oil, put back in safe

>>33289128
going to need to blast it with wd40 to chase away the water from between the parts. then wait for it to dry. then clean it with clp. then degrease and grease it.

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>>33286983
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJr453erCAc

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>insert false belief of price tag being indicative of how reliable gun is

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>33286905
You need WD40, solvent, and lube. I use motor oil, but hoppes or in warm climates white lithium grease will work.

detail strip, no two parts connected
soap and water all the things to get rid of the soda
dry off
solvent/mineral spirits bath and scrub
wipe dry
WD40 all the things to get rid of the water
wipe off excess with rag
oil/grease

Completely disassemble gun. Clean. Reassemble. Remove now ex girlfriend from residence at gunpoint