YOU HAVE 5 20MT NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Russia.

I'll go for a decapitation strike so Israel

Sell them all for the highest price and buy a seat in vault 7

>>33280504
One at Yellowstone, one in the San Andreas rift, one on Fairbanks, one on Hawaii, one on Tel Aviv. First two are underground, last three are airbursts.

Either this, or lob one at Russia, one at China, one at France, one at Great Britain and one at India, in order to hit somewhat important targets while keeping their chain of command and nuke arsenal intact. From US territory, preferably with American or pretend-American vectors.

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>>33280573
good thinking

>>33280582
second pbp
and you might as well kill Isis whilst you're in that area

Wall Street, Federal Reserve, and all 3 credit reporting bureaus.

Disassemble all of them. Make a 100MT bomb with a deadman switch in the shape of a buttplug. Go to capital, park truck with bomb in inconspicuous place. Enter Capitol Bldg. Go into restroom and insert buttplug deadman. If my sphincter relaxes and it falls out boom. Make demands. Detonate bomb anyway.

>>33280592
/thread

>>33280504
5 bombs aren't enough to destroy the US.

Can I trade them against 100,000 1kt bombs?

>>33280504
4 in california.

Then maybe send the last one to Vermont

>>33280504
California, New York, Colorado, Illinois

>>33280647
> /k/ thinking
> not a bad idea

>>33280647
This guy has it right

>>33280767
>Vermont

Its because of the hippies isnt it?

The people who supply fast food restaurants with the food.

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>>33280573
Beat me to it.

>>33280582
>>33280608

Hmm for different meaning of USA I guess.

>>33280573
Should send 2 to Russia, 2 to China, and 1 to Japan to wake up Godzilla.

1. The people who told me to destroy the USA
2. Mecca
3. Jerusalem
4. San Francisco
5. New York

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>>33280767
Fuck you man where not all libtards who want free shit we used to be one of the most conservative states

>>33280504
Jerusalem, Rome, Mecca, Medina, Moscow. Make sure the media knows the Americans did it.

>>33281007
Not trying to derail this thread more but your state becoming a liberal shithole is your fault. You could have gotten involved. If it's any consolation, I would only bomb the idiots and beaners.

Not that I would have much left after my megabomb in the Capitol but hey. I could maybe get some straight high explosives and fuck up the south half for you.

>>33280767
Your mission wasn't to fix America.