Useless weapons

A bleach dispenser for OP

this is actually really useful for most people on /k/ though

I'll start, a gun that shoots guns, literally giving your enemy a gun

Btw doesn't have to be a gun

The kokiri "sword"

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>>33276576

>>33278470
I want one

Stun-gun that stuns booth parties.

>>33276599
But what if it kills them in the process, would you be liable for damages?

A sword but the hilt is the blade and the blade is the hilt

>>33279375
>
So a sword.

>lever-action revolver rifle
>single-action trigger
>helical magazine
>loading mechanism similar to those found on rotary cannons
>loading mechanism operated by the lever
>working the lever once is sufficient to reload the cylinder
aside form it being plain retarded, hideously expensive to manufacture, and have no potential market, the only problem i see is that it'd have to eject cartridges when you cocked the hammer

UK legal single shot .22short carbine.

>>33279391
>I can't read

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>>33279375
A spear

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>>33278516

>>33276576
A gun that you have to reassemble for each shot.

>>33281689
>A gun that you have to reassemble for each shot.


what are AR15 rifles in Calfiornia after Newsome becomes governor?

>>33278470

Is it the paint job that makes it useless? That's still a full functioning Glock, anon.

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>>33281766
>full functioning Glock

>>33281809

Spout all the memes you want, Glocks are still some of the most reliable handguns on the market today and no amount of "HURR GLOCKNADE" will change that, anon.

>>33281834
they're only glocknades when fuds try to turn their .40s into 10mms with powder loads

>>33280353
>I can't hold things upside

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>>33279409
>lever-action revolver
Leave it to Taurus

>>33276581
fpbp

>>33281834

THE CULT OF BLOCK HAS SPOKEN.

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>>33276576
That gun would extremely useful if you used it.

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>>33281809
>>33283619

Dumbest I can think of...

>50 cal pistol

>>33279375
sooo, a short spear?

The most useless weapons would be a sword but the parts that aren't the blade are now blades, it's useless because you can't use it without cutting yourself

>>33286183
RIP wrists.

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This

>>33289305
A rifle suitable only for the biggest guys

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>>33281697

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>>33276576
MOSIN FUCKING NAGGANT!

...chambered in .25 ACP.

A .46 caliber 1911 that I own pureley to piss off that one fudd at the range who repeatedly tells everyone he meets
>"Ah only curry a fuddyfahv cuz they doan make a fowdysix!"

you then produce a .46 ACP handgun and say
>well actually they DO

Just so I can spin him a web of lies about how colt actually got so tired of hearing people say that bullshit they finally made a .46

Faced with a complete personality implosion the fudd scurries off to buy a forty six so he can tell people the only reason he carries it is because they dont make a 47.

After fruitless weeks of searching and finding out I posess the only .46 1911 ever he realizes the joke hes been repeating for decades of his life until it became the sole definition of his being is gone forever. There IS a .46 now, but he connot own it.

He is faced with a paradox, he cannot own a .45 because they make a 46 now, but he cannot own a 46 because there arent any available to him.

Under the weight of this infinite logical feedback loop his brain fails and he claws his own eyes out. Right before he dies he uses the blood to scrawl "they dont make a 46" across the walls of his bedroom.


And then I could finally go to the range without having to listen to him tell that stupid joke repeatedly to everyone who comes up to the stalls.

>>33276599
But you could use that to send guns to people to get them to kill other people.

A triple barrelled 28 gauge!

>>33289844
>A .46 caliber 1911 that I own pureley to piss off that one fudd at the range who repeatedly tells everyone he meets
they make .460 rowland conversion kits for 1911s though

>>33289289
Make it .50 GI!

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>>33276576

Fully automatic ANYTHING in .950 JDJ.

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Full auto pistol in .45 ACP!

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Using half moon clips, in 6.5 Grendel!

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A double barrelled shotgun. That's a regular shotgun. And a 12 gauge slug shotgun.

For the indecisive.

Or, hell, it could be a 10 gauge. And it fires scatter shells, and it fires slugs. Shells of 10/12 gauge slugs.

>>33289928
A shotgun .22 rifle combo gun kinda like those .410's they made for a while. But in .10 guage and 30.06

A two handed thrusting sword.

A thrusting axe.

A magnesium sword.

The sword that's in the Final Fantasy 7 images, though logically made out of polycarbonate so that it's actually caryable.

A dagger made of depleted uranium steel.

A flaming sword not made from magnesium.

Throwing nunchuks.

Throwing halberds.

A one handed halberd.

A revolver that shoots .410 shot shells

>>33289976
>The sword that's in the Final Fantasy 7 images
The Buster Sword.

>>33276576
This weapon could actually be useful for removing feminists. All youd have to say is that the other side shoots out an invisible laser that engraves the target with the holders beliefs and removes misoginy from the target in a material form that flies to the user, but the user would be immune to it IF they are true believers of feminism.

>>33290178
No one's that stupid.

>>33289441
For you?

>>33289949
I would buy that....

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>useless woman
I was about to post a picture of a woman in military, but that's probably a lot better.

>>33290049
what is taurus judge?

>>33283543
I CANT FIND ONE ANYWHERE!

(its non-restricted in canada unlike the regular one)

>>33290854
You can't be serious anon.
She's aged, she might not be useful, but she's still a beauty

>>33291921
Beauty yes, but completely pointless.

>>33278470
It better make that satisfying CHWING sound when you pull the trigger.

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>>33289976
>two handed thrusting sword
>what is the estoc

Are you retarded?

>>33289872
not wanting a mounted MG in .950 JDJ

>>33293973
oh I forgot the meme arrow

A water cooled heavy machine gun chambered for caseless ammunition
Solves the overheating problem

a full-sized, break action, .410 shotgun

Automatic urinal cake rifle
The bayonet is a toilet brush

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>>33286183

>>33289949
i know there's one in 12 gauge and 7.62x39

>>33293768
Oh, I bet you know just how much of a life saver they're due to be against stab proof vests?

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I'd want one

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>>33281766
thats the joke, its already useless

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>>33286167

>>33278516
Something like that sounds like a great idea actually, people in the UK and other weapon impaired places could use it with justification that it couldn't be used offensively. (someone please help the UK)

>>33283543
fuckin want

>>33293768
That reminds me of the albion munich

>>33296090
>Yo dawg, I heard you like bullets, so I put a bullet in your bullet so you can bullet while you bullet

>>33283543
>When you're an FBI agent tasked with going into deep cover to investigate an illegal cattle rustling operation but you have literally no idea how to look cowboy so you buy this to try to sell your disguise

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>>33289928
>A double barrelled shotgun. That's a regular shotgun. And a 12 gauge slug shotgun.

so this?