What does the perfect soldier look like /k/?

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>>33274285
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>33274285

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>>33274285

>>33274285
Scrawny ass Marine that humped 70 pounds of weight 15 miles +. I got soul, but I'm not a Soulja.

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>>33274285
Like for fighting or....

>>33274344
You just want to fuck her after she uses her explosion magic.

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>>33274399
No, I also want to fuck her before and during explosion magic.

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>>33274285

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Venom and Dave come to mind.

>>33274367

i actually liked that movie.

>>33274296
UNRELIABLE!?

>>33274296
What was his name?

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>>33274438
>brother and I go on double date with our gfs in middle school
>brother: "oh sweet a Robin Williams movie, should be funny!"
>both girls agree to see the hilarious film What Dreams May Come
>I snuck out three minutes later into the Kurt Russell movie next door
>both girls refuse to talk to my brother because he tried to finger his date during a movie where everyone fucking dies and goes to hell
>I end up hooking up with both over the course of that year and got to see a bitchin' Kurt Russell movie

That's the first time based Kurt helped me cuck my older brother, but it would certainly not be the last.

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>>33274285

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>>33274285

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>>33274285

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Big Boss

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>>33274285

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Cmon /k/, you're slipping

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>>33274683
It's implied

>>33274700
It's like 0.8181. . .81. Never forget.

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>>33274285
Japanese cartoon Lolita in a miniskirt with a FN MAG-58.

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Only correct answer.

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>>33274397

>>33274285
Desire to obtain new weapons.

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>>33274285
Like this

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>>33274285
Also like this

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>>33274285
You have disappointed him, /k/.

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>>33277966
>>33274285
Only acceptable answer

>>33276949

So steroids and a strong alibi make you the perfect soldier?

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>>33274599

>>33276936
>autistic screeching

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>>33274285
The perfect ones didn't make it home.

>>33274386
and became a cook.

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>>33274285
this obvi