>sitting on couch watching documentary about animals or some shit
>hear my doorbell alert go off
it triggers by sound and it on the stairway leading up to my door
>hear my front glass door open
>RhodesiansNeverDie.jpeg
>guns at dad's house
>shitself and grab knives
>skinning knife and pocket knife from walmart
>put on some /k/ level autist music
>run outside in sleep pants and IRA shirt
>see shitlord running
>looks back
>white male on top of stairs with mecanix gloves and knives staring back at him
>RorkesDriftFlashback.gif
>runs away yelling something about whitey
so how's your night going /k/
no clue why he was running away maybe he heard my doorbell alarm
>>33267201
>nogunz has a story
mmmmk, at least you did the right thing and had an alarm
>>33267293
I have guns but not in my house yet my dad lives states away and I have to go pick them up sometime. I have windham AR and a remington 870 express. I really want an SKS tho.
Thanks for reminding me to check on Terminal Lance. Its been a while, great comic.
>>33267946
Its days are numbered. There's only so long he can keep making a comic about marine grunts while no longer being in the corps. I think Max will shut down Terminal Lance soon. Keep an eye on him though. He'll keep doing cool shit for sure. Talented, that guy.
>>33267616
That's one way of getting her home.
>>33267201
>>put on some /k/ level autist music
lies
>>33267201
>putting ALL of your guns in one place
>not even owning a gun for every room of your house
why are you even here?
>>33268408
I played I wish I was a blue job I just pulled my headphones out.
>>33268456
I just moved and I thought I packed them :(
>>33267201
2 rooms appartement, second stair.
>Wake up. 4AM.
>Woot? Why am I awake? It wasn't a nightmare.
>DOOR BUMPING
>FUCK. DEFCON ONE. GUN IS NOT LOADED.
>Close bedroom/desk door, grab mav88, grab shells, load franctically.
>... Listen...
>No sounds.
>Operatorily Breach and clear out of the bedroom.
>Nothing.
>Only place I don't have los is the door way and door itself, in a L shape.
>Slowly creep up to the door, finger on the trigger.
>Door is closed.
>Carefully walk to it.
>Door is still locked.
>Wut?
>*neighbour's door slamming and shaking my door through walls reverberation*
I wish this happened only once.
my doorbell alarm thing keeps going off either a cat/dog or some dipshit keeps setting it off looks like I won't sleep tonight /k/omrades. OP might die i'm calling my dad tomorrow and driving 12 hours to get my guns.
>>33268704
dump thumbtacks on your porch
>>33269524
> Amazon delivery guys hate him.
>>33267616
How do you like the windham?
I want to buy the 20" goverment rifle soon.