Joining the army

Navy to learn practical skills for after you get out.
Air Force if you want to actually apply yourself.
Marines if you want to brag like a badass.
Army if you're retarded.

>>33253141
Ditch and learn a trade retard.

>>33253141

Finish fucking college you retard. If you want to join up, go through ROTC.

>>33253893
Army is good if you want to go Guard afterwards

>>33253141
>grate
fucking yanks

>>33253141
Nut up and finish, pussy. The military isn't going anywhere, you can join after.

>>33253141
Trump is cutting like 1.6 billion out of the coast guard.

>>33253141
Pick the coolest sounding job that isn't a ground pounder. If you choose a ground pounder job, be a tanker, least likely to get killed.

t. OIF 1 and OIF '05-06 19D

>>33253893
Army if you want to do anything in the medical field. They have more specific training. And you get certified.

>>33253893
>Joining the navy for any reason other than become a SEAL

any of you dudes in the adf?
my friend told me im in shit because i told the medical examiners i have a little acne, and they'll apparently find any reason to turn down your application