Japan's Hunt for the Boars of Fukushima

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Get out of here stalker

>>33253063

It's the dream.

They've got a shitload of American boys not far away who they could pay to kill those boars even more efficiently.

>>33253063
Images like this kinda make me wish I still played videogames.

>>33253213
Well, you better do your research.
Today's market is getting to be mostly a bunch of lazily cobbled together open world time wasters with shit gameplay because they've convinced these kids that 60+ raw hours of shit game play is better than 8hrs of competently made game with actual interesting environments etc.

I tried to find how their paid, a contract or a per head basis but I couldn't find any info.

inb4 move to Japan and become a radioactive boar Hunter.

Maybe 1/10,000 mutated in a beneficial way, an uber-boar shrugging of bullets as it gores innocent people while rampaging towards a school field trip group.

>>33253253
New Doom was fun.

I don't see why they even need to pay to have this done. Half of /k/ would pay their own expenses to be able to go clear out the zone and maybe get some japanese poon folded over 1000x times.

>>33253303
Holy shit yeah. A jewel among shit though. Sad that it's more of the exception, and not the norm.
>waiting for quake 5 now

>>33253311
this, they should advertise on this board.

>>33253270

>Maybe 1/10,000 mutated in a beneficial way, an uber-boar shrugging of bullets as it gores innocent people while rampaging towards a school field trip group.
It's a Chinese cartoon waiting to happen.

>>33253015
>the marauders carry with them highly radioactive material.
bananas?
>meltdown
Implying

Looks like the nips could use civilian firearm ownership.

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>>33253253
>hey this new game looks interesting
>open world
>endless pointless """quests"""
>any cool or fun powers or abilities are experience locked, you didn't want to actually have fun for most of the game did you?
>forced sjw pandering

>>33253532
>Looks like the nips could use civilian firearm ownership.
>yfw nipp.gov will rather have foreign mercenaries hunt the boars to extinction than facilitate native gun ownership and hunting

not sure though if I'd wanna go there. The region is pretty fubar.

>>33253015
Wow, combine that with the fact that Japanese hunters are almost non existent now compared to 20 or 30 years ago and they might have some really bad pest problems.

>>33253015

IT'S LIKE GODZILLA BUT WITH BOARS

>>33253634
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2015/01/31/lifestyle/call-arms-hunters-dwindle-animal-numbers-explode/#.WMHgLdLytdg

Japan is fucked man.

>japanese gun laws

They deserve it.

Either loosen gun laws or continue to get cucked by the BBC big boar cock

>>33253666
>>33253634

While the total number of licensed hunters dropped steeply after hitting a high of 518,000 in 1975, the number has stayed relatively steady since reaching 210,000 in 2000. In 2011, for example, the figure was 198,000, according to figures compiled by the Ministry of the Environment.

Meanwhile, 66 percent of those, or 131,000, are over 60 years old. It doesn’t take a statistician to work out that the situation will reach crisis levels as more elderly retire their guns. Unfortunately, this is occurring at a time when agricultural damage is skyrocketing.

>>33253601
yeah i hated the witcher 3 too

Can anyone give me a quick and dirty on jap's definition of a firearm?
Because I think I see an opportunity for the gyrojet to revive.

>>33253705
heh, good one

>>33253698
G8 b8 m8

>>33253682

>It doesn’t take a statistician to work out that the situation will reach crisis levels as more elderly retire their guns.
Honestly, given the country's hikki problem, I think it's a one-way street.

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>>33253015
whatever shall we do?!?!

How would you translate cheeki breeki in glolious nippon ? I need it for reasons.

>>33254415

"chi-ki bu-ri-ki desu"

>>33253015
I'm sure those fascists will just start leasing out guns, maybe even have the hunting-mission packages include accommodations in highly beast-ridden areas.

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Going to live in Japan for 9 months in around a years time from now. I will see what I can do to help contribute to the cause.

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>>33253681
The law's there are not as strict as you would think. They even allow guns in their high schools.

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>>33253015

>you will never be paid to wipe out boars

I'm from Texas and we have a (non-radioactive) wild hog crisis. Is there anyway I can get a job culling them? (I know you can pay a gorillian dollars to hunt them from helicopters that isn't what I'm inquiring about.)

>>33255214

Neat. Good luck.

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>>33253015
>tfw i will never be able to hunt radioactive boars in the streets of japan.

>>33255374
put an add out in the paper faggot or just go door to door asking farmers if you can and if they will pay.

Shit i grew up hunting on farms only because farmers wanted us to deal with the animals(hogs, crows, doves, pigeons, pheasant, deer, fox, rabbit)

>>33253015
Where is Obelix-san when we need him?

>>33255698

Do we have a Japanese /k/ommando

>>33253015

Poor guys are probably using boltguns.

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REMOVE SWINE

>>33253253

>tfw 10 years ago all i wanted was open world games with tons of shit to do
>tfw now I just want classic shitposting games like we used to have

>>33255586

Yea, I used to do it in college. Got paid $10 a head coyote or boar and got to keep the meat.

It was worth it to him because they'd kill lifestock, destroy crops, etc.

For every $10 he paid me, he probably saved a potential $50-100 in damages from occurring.

>>33253015
>tfw will never remove radboar in katanaland with original ww2 garand and 1911 in a full hazmat suit with level 4 body armor overtop
it hurts

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>>33259200
>tfw captcha was a stop sign with some japanese below

>>33259188
it's because they all feel the fucking same after a while
Open world was the shit when the idea was fresh and games like morrowind used it. Now it's been run into the ground, and by companies that love to cram tons of bullshit timewaster content in with minimal story and fun.

>>33259546

It's funny the number of times I've seen captcha images from where I used to live. Not in Japan though.

>ywn save a qt large breasted japanese girl from radioactive pigs and have her thank you by offering to be your waifu

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soon

>>33262369
looks like something from inuyasha

>>33262369

I want to go hunting with San.

>>33262787
>Inuyasha

Kill yourself

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>>33259200
>ping machine is my only longgun
I feel this might offend some old timers over there; but I love her so much and I can't afford another gun at the moment.

>ywn give old japanese fuds flashback when you PING! their feral wildlife problem out of existence

>>33263128
>because god forbid I was working odd shifts and watching adult swim in the background for years of my life

>>33263235

Anyway m8 you should watch Princess Mononoke.

>>33259200
>>33263204

A beautiful image.

>>33253015
>gotta kill em all
Just tell them it's like real life Pokémon so every jap can get in on the action

>>33254445
Now I'm imagining what kind of novelties could come out of Nippo-Slavic friendship

>ku-ri-ba
>su-ka bu-ri-a-tu

>>33255286
I WANT TO CIRCUMCISE THAT DOGGO

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>>33253015
Are they ill tempered?

>>33253015
Its like a radioactive Texas.
Except shit because jap gun laws.

>>33264724

>>>/eastafrica/

>>33263235
Sounds like my life anon

>>33260470
Not really, they just all are empty with nothing to do besides shoot random NPCS. Stalker at least had some interesting treasure or stashes to loot for cool stuff.

>>33264669

They could throw Poke-M67s

Most of the hunting would be accomplished with traps. I doubt a jap with an air rifle an do much if he's just chasing after the boars.

>>33267310

I don't think a chick with a dick is really going to help much in this situation anon, unless it was heavily armed and adequately trained

>>33267625

the traps are for boosting morale

Why won't they just setup a huge barb wire fence around the area?

Just let the boars there in piece. Just imagine in 100 years their evolution creates the a boar with the intelligence of a human.

>>33269810

Anon life isn't /co/.

>>33253311
I was thinking the same thing.

The government there could make bank selling post-apocalyptic zone hunting safaris to foreigners.

>>33267310
Guns are legal in Japan, as is hunting with them. They're heavily regulated and the paperwork is a pain in the ass, and you can only get stuff like shotguns and bolt-action rifles, but it's still not that big of a deal, especially if you live in a rural area.

So you want to become a boar hunter and remove oink in Japan? Well, fear no more /k/omrades, while their laws are Orweillian and oppressive to firearm owners in general, you can still get sporting firearms in the area (It might even be easier for you if you are the police or military). Calculating the total costs (1¥= $0.0087 USD) of the process it can range in $581.21 to $589.92.
>http://www.fukuoka-now.com/en/2013/12/fukuoka-gun-hunting-guide/

Keep in mind, you can get through this if you're not a poorfag (Which, let's be real, they most likely can't afford living in Japan) and also not a sperg. You must also be able to learn the culture and learn how to get along with the neighbors, so they can (hopefully) help you out in the process of getting a firearm permit, and buying one. You must also learn how to get along with the locals, farmers, land owners, gun shop and range owners. This is so you can maintain a positive reputation when the police interviews them, hunt in their lands to remove pests, easily buy from the firearm shop, and not have a disruptive experience in their range. Have this in mind, you have to make sure which police station is willing to hand out permits to successful candidates, as there has been many which denied it to them despite being a 100% viable candidate that passed the process

>>33263204
I mean, it was their main service weapon after we finished occupying and rebuilding their forces

>>33271212

>$581.21 to $589.92
Well, it's cheaper than Australia.

>>33271209
>you can only get stuff like shotguns and bolt-action rifles

you can only apply to own a rifle after so many years of owning a shotgun and actually being allowed to own a rifle basically never happens unless you're very rich and have connections

Wait, so they can go hunt nuclear pigs? Awesome.

>>33253015
I could bring my .50 Beowulf there and remove hog for free if they allowed it.

>>33264762
Best post

>>33253015

Import some Texans. Pay their trips there, and let them bring their own weapons. Boars would be totally gone in a few weeks.

Just imagine a bunch of them with their NVGs and thermals running around hunting nuclear piggos.

>>33277066

>ywn be recruited by an ad hoc PMC whose business is neutralizing macrobiological threats in nuclear wastelands
Come to think of it, there's probably a book in there.

>>33277066
>Import some Texans.
Why the hell would Japan want a bunch of spics?

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>>33264762
They are every bit as much as our cavalry bears aren't.

>>33271212

When you think about this, it would kind of be like those guys who go to Syria to fight with the Kurds, except without ending up on a watch list.

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I have some friends in Japan and know a little Japanese. Will Japan ever actually pay foreign hunters to fix this? I honestly would love to visit.

>>33253805
Its a shit game

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>>33253253
Doom, Titanfall 2, and a few other Jews get slipped by the cracks. Don't worry. There's still good games around c:

>>33253253
kind of doesn't matter, there are so many games now that if you are willing to wait a few months past release, you can get pretty much anything for 5 bux or less.

>>33281462

That's a nice S&W.

PROLIFERATION

http://thebulletin.org/alert-radioactive-boars-two-continents10606

>>33253698
Witcher 3 is okay somehow yet a huge game.
I do think that the whole sandbox open world game thing got a bit out of control... Too much time needed. Games become a chore after a while.

Loosen the draconian gun laws or continue having your property and crops ruined by wildlife.

>>33285665

What's the difference, Krazy Kim is going to nuke their mile-wide strip of arable land + Hokkaido anyway.

>>33285689
I hope he does and Trump pulls the plug on all their defenses. Finally the cancerous weebs will die out.

>>33254161
What the fuck is that, maybe it's just the camera angle but it looks like a heavily buba'd pistol

>>33271212
>their laws are orwellian

Reading that fucking article, their laws would make Big Brother blush. You're better off joining the yakuza if you want to shoot guns in Japan.

>>33285767

50 pls

>>33285767
>japan
>weebs
I don't think you know what that means

>>33286238
When that tentacle shithole becomes a smoldering crater weebs will die out within ten years.

>>33259195
How does one go about getting a job like that? Sounds like it'd be pretty sweet.

>>33262369
My first thought.