/k/ Patch Thread

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HYPE
Note: I ended up having them make the middle circle the same color as the spiral. No sample because I just told them to toss it into production with that change.

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>>33246715

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Ai does not enjoy classic literature

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What we've got lined up

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Still getting feedback on BSM/AK

Alternate version (bottom) is still open to text suggestions
So far I've gotten:
"The Alt Knight Rises"
"Fear the Alt Knight"

>>33246789
absolute fan of that top right patch but really want the V in the middle like the other two instead of on the sides.

>>33246715
Those for sale? Didn't see them on your store.

>>33246862
You have to email him, it's a weird system, but it works

>>33246862
try harder

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>>33246772
>Hating Fahrenheit 451
pic related

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>>33246862
>I left my trip on while making the OP
JUST

this guy sells them >>33246766

>>33246772
>doing exactly what the book makes a point of

>>33246789
Top right is good - I think you should get rid of the little Vs on the sides and go with the background V like the other two have.

Cracker, squad 7 when?

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>>33246772
That picture pisses me off.
When I post pictures of myself wearing copious amounts of Belgian shit, I'll be sure to have my 451 t-shirt on as well.

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Facebook goys probably already saw this, but I sat down and made the megumeme eye patch an actual eye patch.
Pic related.

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>>33246927
Here it is being worn. Naturally I do not have the will to dox my face or own a mannequin, so here's a pillow instead.

It's pretty darn comfy, I can see myself wearing it all day.

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>DAE and KFC arrive on the same day

Feels good man. Thanks, skog and Ai.

>>33246936

is there any possibility of you drawing an anime face on that pillow/a piece of paper over the pillow?

I need it to masturbate to.

>>33246936
Put it on a daki, I am almost certain that you'd have one

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>>33246936
>Ai wearing eyepatch all the time
>No depth perception
>Sounds like a typical Toronto driver
Explains why I saw this on the way to work. Hope the repair bill isn't too bad

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>>33246960

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>>33246807
>>33246886
Like this?
>>33246946
<3

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>>33240627
>>33240634
>>33240665
its a VP70

>>33240639
good goooooood

>>33240732
but I did

>>33244598
are you middle clicking accidentally?

>>33242870
I can't decide what to wear if and when I go try to shill at a con

I'd probably spin out a fake barrel for my AR on a lathe and spray paint a flash hider orange to pass it off as a realistic airsoft gun and go as some form of operator
Not sure what would fit but also get compliments

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>>33246948
>had a perfect Megumin drawing on one of the packages
>tfw sent it out so I can't use it
Nigger when you get it, you better post it.

>>33246946
Glad ya like it <3

>>33246956
>tfw no daki
Sorry to disappoint.

>>33246960
I'm near completely blind in my left eye, so the eye patch makes no difference.

>>33246971
Kek I got like two of those animaymay patches a few months back from an anime con. Pic related. They're surprisingly comfortable.

>>33247020
I didn't know they made edgelord accessories

>>33246980
oh yes that bottom middle just turns me on.

>>33246980
Goddamn yes, exactly like that. It's beautiful.

>>33246980
How would that V on the bottom look if it were a little wider?

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>>33247020
>Near completely blind in one eye
Hey, you fit in well with the typical driver here

>>33247028
It's great stuff.

>>33247101
Except I don't drive.

>>33246980
I think the presence of the things on the side is a pretty important part of the patch, since the original "Good Night White Pride" thing had a star on either side, and it looks better to have something taking up space there anyway. I do enjoy the addition of the background V, though. I'm just worried that having that many Vs on a single patch would seem like forcing the meme.

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>>33246985
>Not having a stockpile of chinese anime meme hats for easy con laughs

>>33247028
I just so happened to have a very good idea where he even got them in the first place. I have 2 theoretical locations as to where he got them. If I got them wrong, then perhaps Aliexpress or some e-store.

God... this world is small as fuck.

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>>33247020
Ai, I can't believe I just did this instead of doing actual work...
But thanks for the laughs. I needed it.

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>>33247105
>Near blind in one eye
Yeah, that's probably for the best.

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Gonna go with pic related design.
Also got roped into going to Boston this weekend so will be out a bit

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>>33247141
Didn't need those feels.

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>>33246917
While I hate to say it, at minimum 6 weeks. I have to move back out west shortly and I don't want to run into a situation where Squad 7 gets shipped out several hundred kilometers away from me due to holdups and other hullabaloo.

>>33246766
>http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
Hey look who's in the pastebin!

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>>33247178
Well, I can always change it to have slightly better feels, if you want. I have source files out the ass for a reason (like making memes).

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>>33247194
>(guy who posts his link in an image so that I have to type it out like a huge nerd. I'm going to bully you for this.)

n-no bully

>>33247194
>fio in pastebin
>hasnt shipped a patch

skog has shipped three seperate designs and still is not in bin.
proof no one likes you skog you can leave now.

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>hands smell like gun lube
now to draw the autism

also, in light of the cia zero day leak thinking about some kind of "weponized autism" "high capacity assault meme" design

>>33247251
We're waiting on Skoggy to make a /k/ patch. He's welcome to keep posting here, but pastebin comes when he makes a /k/ patch.

>>33247251
it's because he sells neo-Nazi shit, not /k/ shit
he shouldn't be allowed here at all

>>33247237
Give me your lunch money, nerd.

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>>33247257
still planned on doing this

same vein

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>>33247251
i try my very hardest but its dark outside and i don't wanna go to the post office in the dark

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>>33247270
>it's because he sells neo-Nazi shit, not /k/ shit
>he shouldn't be allowed here at all
We've already when over this, /k/ is the /pol/acks
That own weapons. Otherwise you only have fudds,and block fan boys.

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>>33247270
I sell /pol/ shit too. Hell my first patch was the /pol/ NROL, yet I was in the pastebin. Stop being a faggot dude.

>>33247277
>doxxing yourself
Okay then

>>33247324
please leave and never return

>>33247337
You really think the guy who's logo is of a Metal Slug character would actually live on a street called Metal Slug?

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>>33247275
>still planned on doing this
That meme.money said he was doing it also.

>>33247357
One can dream, Neet.

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>>33247337
>doxxing yourself
>Fio 1000 Metal Slug

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>cruising the facespace
>come across this guy
>has an order of Eris mockup

I don't need more keychains
Small pendants, tho...

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>>33247369
Gonna need sauce over here

>>33247378
Who?

>>33247263
>>33247270
so why is polarise in bin?

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>>33247275
>>33247360
I documented all the patch designs that came out of the meme war that I could. I'm collecting them up now

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>>33247413
Padded chest goddess from Konosuba that Darkness worships

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>>33247436
berfegd

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Speed it up faggots, you're getting competition

>>33247411
Umineko

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>>33247468
I'm running those.

>>33247505
I thought you were already?

>>33246789
>>33246980
Are we also gonna get just the shield as a patch? I'm a fan of just geometric shapes.

>>33247506
Yes, I am.

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>>33247505
>when Ai takes all the good patch ideas

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>>33247251
its cool anon...maybe one of these days..

>>33247270
I sell shit that is in demand, I've posted designs that are blatantly /k/ and didn't get interest. Also, since when is TGBH & Heat neo-nazi?

>>33247109
Also one of my worries, having four Vs feels forced. I'll see if there is something else I can add to the side spaces

>>33247520
If there is enough interest I will

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>>33247277
>looks at return address
Oh shit, are we supposed to use fake names and shit when ordering?

>>33247468
>>33247505
Don't make me buy from WGW, leaf.

>>33247539
Getting mail with a fake name puts you on a watchlist. Not even joking. That's why you always use your real name when you order drugs on the internet. Some guys use a P.O. box when buying patches but really who gives a fuck if some weirdo knows where you live? This is /k/, we have guns.

>>33247533
>I sell shit that is in demand
on /pol
FTFY

>>33247557
>ship tons of stuff with a fake name

wew
I'm on one hell of a watchlist

>>33247468
This is why we need watermarks on our shit nowadays, to tell the shills from the actual people who want to buy shit.

It only seems like yesterday that I saw someone here talk about it, then all of a sudden the WGW-IDF come around and start taking anything that isn't nailed down.

>>33247574
>implying you weren't already after the shooting

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>>33247557
I've been using my real name, I just got worried when I saw that meme return address.

also
>buying drugs on the internet
I'm white and middle class enough that I just go to the doctor and say the right symptoms with a wink if I wanted legal fun time pills.

>>33247593
I too am white and middle class but circa 1980 doctors stopped giving out LSD for anxiety.

>tfw ordered with at least 4 different fake names
Mail lady just shrugs it off. She knows better than to question it.

Hey AWB guy, if you do indeed browse this thread like I think you do, please email me at [email protected]

I don't plan on stealing your designs

>>33246980
fuck I'll end up getting like 3 of each.
>>3324761
Yeah she doesn't want your big tentacle ....

>>33247617
>AWB

AWV*

>>33247609
>Implying LSD is better than uppers, opiates, and barbiturates

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>>33247378

Why tf does no one have any good hentai links

>>33247653
https://exhentai.org/g/948757/b61fdfa97b/

>>33247630
We clearly have completely different goals.

>>33247653
Because we can't get it up unless our fap material has velcro strapped to the back of it.

>>33247640
>when she starts wearing it openly

>you're turned on aren't you?
>I am not!

I want to whisper dirty things into Darkness's ear in public and then bully her for being horny

>>33247659

Is it g-ehentai? I don't have an account

>>33247669
The hotspring episodes are gold, I love it.

>>33246759
Where can I buy this

>>33246766
How on earth do I order from you? Very new to ordering from email, how do I pay?

>>33247726
instructions on the side of the website called "contact". just email me with address and how many you want. i will send you a paypal invoice.

i am not going to do allot of patches so that is why i am doing it this way.

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>>33247716
By not being pic related.

>>33247756
going to get some sleep tho. will check email in the morning before i send out the first batch of mail.

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you guys like The Arizona Ranger or Texas Red?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492876

>>33247793
do 20 dem 20 notches

>>33247557
desu just being on 4chan should mean we're on the list
not a list
The List.

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>>33247765
>posts in patch thread
>expects those that post with him to not be retarded as well.

Friendly reminder that Ai is in cahoots with the Tennessee KKK Imperial Wizard

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Thank you everyone who has said kind things to me. Sorry I've been gone they've got me training three dudes at work so I've been a little occupied but I still read the thread even if I can't reply.

>>33244270
>>33244220

You're forgiven, I'm glad you like them Senpai.

W-Where are you going to put that bolt?


In other news I got your package Cracker with my Papa Nick patch. I like the stickers on the outside.

Also incase you missed it I'll have thick thighs by next Friday so I'll post again about it when I've got them.

> Tfw the patch thread distributes positive feelings again.

>>33247793
Texas Red is instacop

>>33247830
>p-pls respond

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So according to the strawpoll http://www.strawpoll.me/12489555/r
I should have enough interest to make it, however, the size means it will be really expensive
I can't justify increasing the cost too much, but would you guys be okay if it were $10?
I would also need to ship in much larger envelopes as well as requiring at least non-tracked shipping

tl;dr if you bought a 5.75"-6" Gate patch, would you pay $10 for it

>>33247020
>I'm near completely blind in my left eye
What happened senpai?

>>33247830
yo, heart has been trying to contact you. hurry before i take em >:3c

>>33247793
>ONE AND NINETEEN MORE

>>33247853
are you going to change that retarded font? fuck that font is horrifying

>>33247853
>trusting the poll some sperg threatened to spam

>>33247855
Coloboma. But mine isn't anywhere nearly as fucked up as the ones you usually see. If I feel like it I can always put on some contact lenses too.

>>33247853
yes

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>>33247878
>googles coloboma
Oh shit

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>>33247899
I could go for this one. Left eye obviously because FUCK being left eye dominant.

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>>33247899
>>33247904
Mine is just a bit more of an oval. Basically unnoticeable if you don't look closely. But it's more than enough to fuck over my eye sight.

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>>33247853
>All this forewarning about the cost
>$10
Shit, I thought you were going to say $20 or some shit after all that.

Yeah, I'd pay $10-15, no problem

>>33247853
I'm buying one just to spite wgw

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Shit I haven't checked my email in like three days. Fuck. Everything is ruined.

Pic related is literally me right now.

>>33247913
In all honesty I should be charging way more to make up the investment to justify it, but the higher the price, the less likely people are to buy

>>33247922
so you're using it as a loss leader or something?

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>>33247920
you had firsties on what i called for heart. send me an email and stuff

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>>33247920
>tfw you try really hard but you're garbage and everything falls apart due to something you could have avoided

>>33247909
so no cool effect like >>33247904?

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>>33247909
I feel your pain. I spent 2 years like pic related with my dominant eye being the cocked one, constant double vision and misjudging where shit was in my field of vision, before I got it surgically corrected.

>>33247853
Make another stroll poll for $12, $14, $15, $17, $18.

You gotta earn money somehow and the community respects you deeply, no?

>>33246715
So, you couldnt find a single vatnik to proofread your patch? Your shit is hilariously misspelled.

>>33247922
I'd be fine with paying up to $20 if it's quality.

Side note: How are your stocks of Magi-sog holding? I want to get one, but was thinking about holding off until you release your next patches so I can bundle the shipping to Leafland. But if they're selling out fast I'll just order twice

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>>33247939
No cool effect. Just shit eye sight in my left eye.

>>33247940
Fuck that sucks, at least mine isn't visually unappealing.

>>33247953
That's part of the fun, who cares if it's misspelled? It's just a meme patch and we went with what looked and sounded best.

>>33247965
>That's part of the fun, who cares if it's misspelled? It's just a meme patch and we went with what looked and sounded best.

Riiiiight. You meant it to be wrong. Because its fun to look like a retard. Dumb motherfucker.

>>33247830
>Friday thighs
Flat next please

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>>33247619
There's very few women out there that are able to take the tentacle from an underground patch dealer. I don't blame her.

>>33247976
Stay mad faggot.

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>>33247965
imagine if someone made a nrol that patch said "no things infront of our grip"

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>>33247965
I was part of the 20% of people that experience complete correction of the lazy eye from the surgery , so it's completely fixed now.
>Eternally thankful to the surgeon and to the fact my 2 cockeyed years happened after I already graduated high school.

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>>33247436
Here, have this Trump card.

>>33247991
Damn, I should go hunt down the guy on 8ch who made those cards, see if he's up for making a full deck and me running it.

>>33247980
>mad

People who bought your half assed patch should be mad. I aint one of them.

>>33247997
do a 4 of clubs patch

>>33247982
Sounds like there's some liberating to be done...

>>33248004
Not my patch, stay booty blasted.

>>33247997
>>33248005
dont forget to add "path of light" for the habbening

>>33247997
>making 52 different patches
that sounds like a horrible idea

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>>33247997
52 cards

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>>33248021
What part of full deck suggests anything other than literal playing cards, let alone embroidered patches.

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I meant running them as a full on deck of cards, not patches.

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>>33248005
>>33248013
why has no one done this?

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>>33248036
Anyone's free to use this

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>>33248036
And h a t e chan's for good measure

>>33247991
>>33248005
Could do a "4 of chans" card patch with a similarly designed pepe and 4chan logo

>>33248041
>>33248045
what is this?

>>33248067
are you new?

>>33246766
You should make a bigcartel or shopify store. That e-mail ordering is kinda fucking stupid.

>>33248067
A patch design I made? 4 Clubs = 4chn, 8 clubs = the other one that I'm not allowed to say. Path of Light = P O L = /pol/. Lurk moar.

>>33248073
Works on my machine. Took all of 90 seconds.

>>33247251
but skog is in the paste bin i just checked

>>33248072
>>33248077
I remember seeing the dumb ads, but I couldn't be bothered going through all the bullshit. There was something Antartica something something end of world.

Whatever.

>>33248106
What the fuck are you on about

>>33246789
top right with big faded V

such sex

>>33247105
hey man, thanks for being responsible.

theres a lot of fucks who are impared in SEVERE ways who still drive because "muh rights" while they endanger everyone around them.

>>33248139
I'd bet most half blind people could drive circles around half the cunts dropping their aborted abortions off at school.

>>33247105
No Eurobeat for you.
>>33247539
I wonder if one of the patch merchants street views his buyers address.
>>33247853
>$10
I once paid 20 bucks for a flag patch, so yes.

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>>33248139
>mfw I was still able to get a G full licence
There's something fucked about this whole thing.

>>33248158
>No Eurobeat for you.
B-b-b-but muh Initial-D!

>>33248164
>dropped my trip

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Okay, how do we all feel about this? I'm personally pretty happy with it.

>>33248174
I bet at least 75% of the anons here are just autistic drop-trip patch vendors like you, shilling their own products and dissing others.

>>33248177
I like it!

>>33248184
Or more like I was posting in another thread.

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>>33248177
would buy

>>33248177
Ditch the nike logo

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I have work in the morning and it's late but I just want to play Zelda.

Oh well. Maybe tomorrow. Goodnight my cherished friends.

>>33248164
>Doctor legally obligated to inform government about lazy eye impairment when first diagnosed
>No restriction placed on my license
I think they honestly don't care.

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>>33248206
>need sleep for tomorrow
>couldn't so I decide to just log a few hours into some designs I have going
>mfw no inspiration and brain is half asleep
>mfw just stuck shitposting and being completely unproductive
Could be worse...

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>>33248164
>B-b-b-but muh Initial-D!
That you don't drive was the saddest thing I've read today.

>>33246772
>burning a book because you disagree with it

absolutely halal.

>>33248192
>175 replies
>46 posters
Yeah, you sure were.

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Late night patch thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuMWi0fbcQo

>>33248217
As long as it can't be directly traced back to them if you crash and break your neck one day, they don't give a fuck.

>>33248223
I can drive, but like an old retarded grandma.

>>33248228
Thread was made in the middle of the night, most anons are asleep, so all that's left is the tripfags chatrooming and some few anons around.

The burden of proof is upon you, my friend.

>>33248240
Yo, we chatroom now?
A/S/L?
16/F/Moon

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>>33248230
at least try to post something good anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7Leq8Wen0

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>>33248230
>Youmu
Insta-liked.

>>33248250
T-t-t-this one is just as good!

>>33248067
t. CIA

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>>33248201
see attached

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>>33248268
No. You will not be derailing and de-comfifying this thread. Your attempts are futile.

>>33248269
It's odd to include. Why rep Nike?

>>33248274
T. Weeaboo

>33248280
You bait is so weak you don't even deserve a (You)

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>>33248268
:^)

also ill make a new update pic soon

>>33248250
Good stuff, never heard Jinsang before. Honestly, I'm good with anything so long as it isn't Atlanta trap rap. If I can go a day without hearing anything by Migos, it's been a pretty good day.

>>33248268
Fine, here's something completely different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9kjRaFiPQM

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>>33248276
I dunno. Ask BSM why he chose a nike helmet.
Just keeping the authenticity bud

>>33248285
I just think its out of place in its detail. Up to you.

>>33248285
Fuck, I don't get the respirator. The one he's wearing has two dust filtration cans on it, which wouldn't do shit against chemical agents. And as someone who had to do physical labour in one of those things, it hurts your lungs so bad that it took about an hour before I said 'fuck my lungs' and ditched it for a simple dust mask.

>>33248295
>two dust filtration cans
What? Where? It clearly only has one on each side, follow by an organic vapor/ acid gas filter.

>>33248295
>>33248306
Although I'd argue it's pretty useless having the dust filter in the scenario.

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>Class in 6 hours
Dunno why but I have the insatiable urge to fuck my professor she's a doctor that's 46 with no children

>>33248318
is she hot
if she's hot there's nothing weird about it

>>33248326
She's an 8/10 was probably 9 when she was younger for a women with the last name Rodriguez

>>33248337
you know what you must do. give her the D.

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>>33248306
Two, as in one on each side.

I assumed it was dust filters because on the 3M masks we used the bright pink filters were for dust use, but I checked and that is an oil fume filter. Still would be pretty ineffective against CS gas tho

>>33248345
How fucking awkward would it be if I sent her an email asking her to meet up for dinner or some shit? Hey btw why the fuck does Ai take so fucking long to ship

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>>33248318
A thirsty fat Indian undergrad once sent a pretty sexually explicit email propositioning the hot Chinese TA for the course, and that was a nightmare to deal with. Just sniff and lick her chair after everybody leaves, like a everybody else.

>>33248356
he haz disabilities. see>>33247878 it takes a while to arrange for a wheel-trans to take him from his front door to the mailbox

>>33248363
Haven't laughed like this in awhile
That's pretty gross senpai but this lady isn't a Chinese TA that was probably in her 30's this is a 46 year old Doctor that teaches philosophy and has no children

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>>33248372

>>33248356
Dear Miss Rod, I would love to discuss my grade with you over drinks

Namely, my D

Sincerely,
Anonymous

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>>33248383
>30s
This TA was completing her PH.D, so early to mid twenties. Hot as fuck, couldn't really blame the kid, still was a nightmare to deal with.
>mfw I was the only other person with keys to her office so I could go in after she left and sniff her seat and rub my cawk all over her mouse and coffee mug.

If you're prepared for the outcome where this ends really badly for you, go for it.

>>33248404
It's about to be 5am anon my sides aren't supposed to leave orbit at this time

>>33248409
Yeah maybe I should just keep smashing this 18 y.o I met on tinder

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>>33248418
>Have hot barely legal slizz on a platter
>Thinking about propositioning old professor who could make career/school life living hell
C'mon, I know you got some sense in ya.

>>33248177

Good shit

>>33248430
It's all the fucking droogs I used to take when I was that age shits catching up to me

>>33248356
> Hey btw why the fuck does Ai take so fucking long to ship
Pls no bully, Im send out half of the orders tomorrow and the second half tomorrow.

>>33248446
>droogs
I feel you. Popping uppers is what gave me the increased libido and decreased impulse control that would lead to me sniffing chairs and jerking off in the single occupancy bathroom during lunch break to take the edge off.

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>>33248459
Dw ai you're my favorite patch dealer

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>>33248459
>half of the orders tomorrow and the second half tomorrow.

>>33248459
>>33248466
By tomorrow I meant today, the other tomorrow is tomorrow.

>>33248464
I used to be heavy on e, cocaine and depressants like xans I look back now and see how much of a degen I was but I was still a shitlord at that time just didn't know what the fuck I was doing
>jerking off in single occupancy bathroom
I did that once when I was on a road trip I think it was by Odessa

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>>33248466
>>33248467
Sounds like somebody needs to go to bed / pop some adderall

Somebody tell Crimson Caravan to ship his fucking orders out.
Ordered 3 goddamn weeks ago and haven't even gotten a confirmation email.

>>33248476
Fuck. I still miss the feeling of taking hits of amphetamines, laying on the couch and masturbating for 12 hours straight. But eventually you gotta give it up.

The fact that I got through all of it without dying / ending up on the sex offender registry is sheer luck.

>>33248500
Checked
I remember being wired in all of my classes and the one time I was taking a hit of an e-cig in the bathroom little did I know the fucker didn't have nicotine in it but CBD 20 minutes back into class teach starts talking about radical Islamic terrorism
>I burst into laughter alongside all the other dumb fucks that took the hit
Once we were praying (since this was a private catholic hs) he had prayed for "the small lot in the corner of the door"

>>33247349
>there's no crossover between any boards ever

Silly goose

>>33247853
You know I'm in for one, NEET-sempai.

---

Frosty, I'm going to do the shotgun mock-up today, I slept all of yesterday like a lazy fuck, and despite what the mean anon said I still like you.

>>33247853
Would buy. $10 is more than normal Patches. But if you're barely breaking even, I'm sure you could charge like $12 or something like that depending on the size. I dunno, I'll cop one regardless.

>>33247468
Is the Engel one in the show or are they just pulling shit out of their ass?

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>>33247853
I think it would be wise just to drop the design. Less risk, less drama. You got enough other great designs.

>>33246772
If this is ironic funposting, I get it. I just hate the idea of actually burning the book

>>33248240
>I can drive, but like an old retarded grandma.
>ywn do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

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>>33247522
They wont be running these so dont worry.

>>33248177
I liked the altright rhyming one.

>>33246980
I hope you're going to send one to kyle.

>>33248073
>bigcartel
ok i will try it out. will probably have to implement it after this mess is sorted out tho. i realized the error in my way.

>>33249641
I want a patch of metal slug.
I need a patch of fio.

>>33248802
The more he spergs out over his "ideas" the more I'm going to be mean to him

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>>33249663
n-nani?

>>33249707
Oh i'll give you the heavy machine gun

>>33248177
You gonna send one or two to BSM himself?

>>33247793
>BIG IIIIIIIIIIRON

btw i will be upgrading the website so i don't have this email system anymore. should be done by the end of today. anyone who did email for the patch or payed prior to the website change will still be getting their patches and all that jazz.

again this is my first time so i am sorry for the inconvenience.

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>>33249641
I can vouch for BigCartel, it's what I use. They don't have inventory tracking if you use the free store, so be warned.

>>33249986
Hey, here's that shotgun patch mock-up. It's kind of shit, but I'm really feeling like ass. Apparently going from couch potato to seriously working out in the span of a day isn't good for you. Who knew?

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So I've been practicing my target shooting in VR with BAM VR, anyone else use it? The timed target mode is pretty great for getting you to focus on sight picture and is fun as fuck to boot.

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>>33250181
Good start. Shotgun may be too detailed for patch work though. Here are color ideas. I never decided on a shape... Oval, anyone?

>VR
Nope, saving money for moar guns. Either an M1897 or an Argentine Mauser

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>mfw I notice the lines on the tricentennial aren't curved enough
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>33250199
No doubt, but Paint doesn't really have a silhouette tool, so I left it to just gauge the idea.

Highly recommend VR if'n you get a chunk of cash burning a hole in your bank account. I rarely get a chance to go to the range anymore, but I can at least keep up some practice with certain VR games.

sorry, i've been job searching and vidya playing more than I have been worrying about patches.

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>>33250532
Also heres some fio because fio is B E S T G I R L

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Awoo~

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So whats the progress on our hero patch?
>mfw 40k universe and our universe truely are the same
>praise god emperor trump

>>33250140
It's okay you should make more patches desu
>>33250847
Little does the guy know that he's idolized by /pol/

>>33250738
Wood pls

>>33251053
His patches are alright I just don't like the colors on em

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>>33251053

Yes?

>>33247830
Glad you got 'em, man!
>stickers
A couple of my classmates saw the 'for rectal use only' stickers while I was counting envelopes. That was a fun one to explain.

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Cascadia Stronk

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>tfw DAEs arrived today
Really fucking nice patches, I must say. Good job, Skog.

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>>33251253
Also, fucking customs decided to seize my package from Oven Operations and have me pay up 206 Swedendollars to pick 'em up. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can you recommend me some nice patches for my dog? I want them to be subtle. Preferably k9 themed.

>>33251090
Have you had a chance to go though emails?

>>33251320
>Preferably k9 themed.
Unless you're going for police/mil-tier ones, you'd probably only stumble upon furshit.

>>33249263
Mark always the proactive one

>>33251351
Mil themed are fine. It's a mildog

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>>33251346

I did. There is one email for a commission I haven't been able to answer because I've been at work. If that's you I didn't forget I just need to get down to the shop tonight and mock it up for you.

If that's not you please disregard.

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>>33251148
>their website header

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>>33247947
>>33247963

respect doesn't travel as far as the wallet does

>How are your stocks of Magi-sog holding?
selling surprisingly faster than I'd have expected
Even had people say they bought it and have no idea what it's from

If you only get a few patches, shipping is only 71 cents

You should be fine though

>>33248158
after shipping in the US it'll be like $12 anyway since it has to ship first class

>>33248240
>had a go kart for a long time as a kid and played a ton of need for speed underground and underground 2
>didn't think it would carry over
>turns out all that drifting and counter-steering actually did
>tfw video games made me a better driver

Feels good man

>>33248841
it's not that I wouldn't break even on each patch, it's that I'd have to sell 3/4s of the entire stock just to make up my investment
And that's with a large piece count

>>33248841
Engel was made by some gook on his pixiv or whatever from what I've seen
Never saw it anywhere in the show

>>33248886
this won't effect other designs
I'll put in my normal amount and produce this separately


ALSO
I didn't know this was coming, but I found it in my mailbox
>4 of the same patch
>2 of one I neither understand the reference nor know who or what it's from
>apparently he pissed on the pics this time around

>>33251270
>Oven Operations
Fuck, I meant Oven Operators. I'm fucking retarded wew

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>>33251366
Okay thanks bby

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>>33251388
>>apparently he pissed on the pics this time around
>pissed
M8... t-that's gentleman's relish.

>>33251388
I unironically didn't do anything to the pics this time, no fap and all.

Figured I'd include the KFC so the envelope doesn't bend in the sorter. Feel free to burn my patch.

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>>33251388
>cumming and pissing on pictures sent back and forth to each other

>>33251532
No matter how bad you fail at life, remember that you'll atleast never reach these levels of degenracy

>>33248045
I thought hate chans was the eight of diamonds

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Well apparently due to manufacturing capability, the fluff had to be expanded regardless

It's also pretty weak, so we may need to make it BIGGER

>>33251388
>that picture
What. The. Fuck.
This must be the most degenerate thread on /k/. Disgusting. Sad!

>>33251659
that has 2 people's cum on it, btw

>>33251633
Wow, that's, uh, that's weak as fuck. we need more fluffy.

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So, someone decided to text me out of the blue, and the conversation ended with them saying they'd "burry" me. Fun day so far.

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So I just found out that Doug Jones (Abe Sapien, The Fauna from Pan's Labyrinth, etc) was Mac. How can we work Moon man and "I wouldn't worry about it,"?

>>33251667
>burry you
They're going to cover you in burs?

>>33251388
Degenerate scum; Degenerate's cum

>>33251723
I was half afraid it was some weird new furry thing. I'm not sure, but all I know if I'm shitposting with my AK and Jericho as company. I mean, I do that anyway, but, well, you get the picture.

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>Havent heard from people making patches
>Not responding to calls

Might be a bit of a delay fellas sorry.

>>33250181
I like the idea alot.

>>33251633
Still pretty cute.

>>33251929
it's 4 inches wide overall so the fur is only 1/2 inch tall by 2 inches wide

As it is it looks more realistic, but it's not all that great
I'll probably extend it another 1/2 inch tall and be peaked at the top

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nope that doesn't look right either

The new site is up. Should be all fine now.

>>33251633
No velcro behind the bush? Seems like it would fold over and looks weird if its too tall.
Other than that, i hope you dont mind me doing unholy things to it when i get it.

>>33252048
pretty sure they simply haven't added velcro to it yet since it's the proof stage

I think the second picture is just supposed to show that it's floofy

>>33252048
oh and by all means defile it

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>>33251982
checkem

Just waiting on my CASV FAL that's in the mail

>>33247151
>using the wrong text position
Noooooo

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>>33251876
>AK and Jericho
Your weapon selection curries favor with this patch autist.

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>>33251364
From the top of my head I can only remember the MilSpecMonkey K9.

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>>33252076

>>33251253
>>33251270
Is that text from Skog in arabic? lmao

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>>33252072
Sweet i'll take a few

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>>33251659
>This is most definitely the most degenerate thread on /k/. Disgusting. Great!
FTFY

>>33251633
Told you it should be bigger and wider

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>>33252102
nothing to see here obbifer :DDDDDD

>>33251388
>this won't effect other designs
That wasn't my main concern.

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>>33252076
>has his battery tubes in wrong
>no sand cuts
>is putting an AR stock on his FAL
>is putting an AR stock on his FAL
>is putting an AR stock on his FAL
>is putting an AR stock on his FAL
>is putting an AR stock on his FAL

>>33251633
It's cute, but WE NEED MORE FLUFF

>>33252150
wanted to see sample first
luckily this company isn't jews who charge for edits

>>33252236
Argentine para carriers didn't have sand cuts

And do you know how expensive Belgian para stocks are? The last time I saw one for sale was one that was fucking broken and didn't have the knuckle, and it was 100 bucks

>>33246980
>>33247109
I'm confuzzled, what does the "V" represent?

>>33252265
If you're worried about being fully Belgian, I don't think an American made B5 stock is exactly "Belgian"

>>33252276
Go read a history book.

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>>33252285
It's a LMT stock >:(

And I'm just gonna go tacticool until I have the money for a real 50.63

It'll be complete sans optic once my handguard arrives

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Just got this in the mail today
Thanks Woodpatch, the free stickers were a nice touch

>>33252337
How much did all of that cost in total?

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>>33252337
>would rather make it ugly than at least have the original look