*blocks your path*

I love this guy. He manages that rare combo of looking like a complete dork and an utter badass.

*gets at parade rest

g-good afternoon gentleman

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>>33243954
THANK YOU SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY WIFE

>>33243954

Salute him and wait for him to pass.

[spoiler]I got out of the Navy as an O-5.[/spoiler]

>>33244233
>Wipes out entire eastern European towns just because he is in a hurry to shit and doesn't have time for the satellite to zoom in.

>Home in time to coach his sons softball team and get the weather balloon back in the air.

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>>33244233
I aspire to be like him even though I'm just a chemistry teacher

>>33243954
Something something plz fugg my wife

>>33243954
*dust storms*

Dudes cool thou.

>>33245283

Shave head. Cook meth.

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>>33245307
I like to think I'm a Mage of some kind.

>>33245283
M-Mr. Porush is that you?

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>>33243954

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Who is this guy?

>>33245694

Newfriend.

>>33245713
Just ain't been around for a while is all, but thanks for the input

>>33245726
He's been a /k/ meme for a very long time. Shit he's even a meme outside /k/.

>>33245726

https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761

>>33245694
It says right on his chest anon, c'mon.

>>33243954
> I mowed the lawn
>you want to fuck my wife, sir?

>>33245777
>1968-1999
ho-lee fuck
>Vietnam
>Iran
>Twice
>Grenada
>Kuwait
>Haiti
he really has done it all, is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?

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>>33243954
Thank you for your service.

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>>33245777
That is absolutely fascinating. He's been a meme so long, I forgot what a legendary bad ass he was.

Reading about him both makes him seem more human and far more immortal at the same time.

Reminded me about something I was told by a servicemen a while back from his "funny memories of the field section"

>Lt. Is sent to do some scouting for the next placement for the artillery
>goes out over night with this German soldier(cold war, joint training operations)
>guy tells him that the best way to sleep at night in the snow is to use your poncho liner as a bed to keep you dry, and then cover yourself in the unzipped sleeping bag
>he does it, and thanks to 48 hours of non-stop work, and falls right asleep
>from the account of the German, he woke up to the sounds of terrified screams
>runs over to where the Lt. was sleeping to see what the hell just happened
>over night it snowed about a foot, burying the Lt. in his sleep
>he started screaming because he thought he had died overnight or went blind

Talk to those who have served, you here some good stuff.

>>33246020
Hell no he's not /ourguy/

He's an honest to god badass, while /k/ is full of furries, traps, fatties and noguns.

>>33246194

But enough about you and your mother.

>>33246194
>tfw only 37.5% /k/

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>>33246327
>tfw 75% /k/

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>>33246269
Maybe I am intoxicated enough to enjoy the crude humor, but damn son get roasted.

>>33246020
I heard he killed a company of VC using only a p-38 can opener, and a severed water buffalo penis as a flail. The hamlet he saved tells that one day He will return, and take them to the Land of the Big PX

>>33244445
You gon' get your shit slapped for shit like that.

>>33246344
At what point do you reach "fattie" stage?

>>33244233
It's weird, his expression says "Hi neighbor!" but his eyes say "another into the pile."

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/k/, this guy is a faggot, from: /pol/.

>>33246729
>At what point do you reach "fattie" stage?
>when you have that waddle around your neck
>when you love handles hang out over your belt
>when you simply can't deal with how tight your pant waist line is and you HAVE to buy new pants
>when you wheeze with that death rattle sound in the background while climbing stairs, while talking, or while just standing there

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>>33245777
>https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761

>IN WHAT WAYS HAS SERVING IN THE MILITARY INFLUENCED THE WAY YOU HAVE APPROACHED YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CAREER?
>Military service has given me the opportunity to do all the things I like to do: Work with explosives

kek

>>33246848
He probably wrote that when NatGeo was still doing nature shit.

>>33243954
Not that I'm nitpicking or anything,but

>30+ years of cervix
>still an NCO

Damn. I know a guy who quit the military after 6 years because he couldn't jump to 2Lt

>>33246934

>advance up and push paper all day

or

>operate hard as fuck

which seems like the better choice?

>>33246934
>~20 years EOD stuff
>becomes delta super soldier involved in every high profile special ops and probably dozens more secret operations in the 80's and 90's for the last 10+ years

>>33246954
In the end of the day it's all about money and benefit you'd get. If you're in the SF, you'd fuck off after reaching the minimum service time and become a merc/PMC or VVIP bodyguard or something

>>33246889
>>IN WHAT WAYS HAS SERVING IN THE MILITARY INFLUENCED THE WAY YOU HAVE APPROACHED YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CAREER?
>>Military service has given me the opportunity to do all the things I like to do: Work with explosives

>>33247032
Man got to do what he loved every day, why would he go and fuck that up?

>>33246855
0% /k/, motherfucker!

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>>33246848
/pol/, stop photoshopping images to defame our lord and savior, from: /k/

>>33246855
>or while just standing there
reminds me of my cousin
weeb, furry, works 1 day a week, his parents have moved out from him twice. hm.. theres been cow shit on his trucks hood for i shityounot over two fucking years.
all he does is sleep... dont be like my cousin anons, its a dissapointment

>>33246855
Oh, if that's fattie stage, then I'm only 50% /k/. I've got some noticeable chub but nothing that bad.

>>33246889
that's such a classy way of saying you like to blow shit up.

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>>33244576
The only correct answer

>>33247515
Same senpai.

>>33245420
The consistent point across all operators is having big hands. Can Shifty-Hands Anon ever be a big hero man?

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>>33245226
>saluting an army SGM

mad man

>>33246729
20% bf, which looks like "thicc" on a man

Think how many garbage E1 and E2s have been saluted by Vinning and didn't have a clue.

Or imagine the ones that did have a clue, how fucking inadequate do you think they felt returning it?

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>>33243954
wait for him to salute. Bow down before me NCO scum

>>33243954
If he has children, I wonder if they know what he really did. Their friends probably think, "Ron, your dad is so nerdy looking". Ron replies, "Yeah, he is a nerd. He was an accountant in the Coast Guard."

>>33250987
They certainly know now, his grandkids know now, but they probably could have figured it out. They would know he was an operator just by the basics of his job and lore would fill in the blanks.

>>33245307

Walter white never cooked Meth. He is an artist, he created it with his beautiful hands and mind.

>>33243954
I turn 360 degrees and start crying and shitting myself and hope he lets me leave with most of my limbs.

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>>33245305
rated
this post

>>33247032

Option 1: Become an officer and drive a desk

Option 2: Join a PMC and get paid a lot of money to be a glorified babysitter who, at the end of the day, has no immunity from local law if you fuck up.

Option 3: Stay enlisted, hook up with Delta, go around the world and fuck shit up on Uncle Sam's dime, using the latest equipment, with no accountability (you were never "officially there").

>picking anything other than option 3...

>>33243954
Take a different path.

Guy looks like one of my dad's office buddies, and I wouldn't mess with any of those badasses. Most of those guys have done shit in the 60's that they still can't talk about.

What the heck kind of stuff does someone do that stays that classified for over 50 years?

>>33251381
vining was actually on that plane

>>33244445
You were so close.

The correct answer is
Parade Rest
"Huah, Top."

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>>33252775
yep

>>33243954
It's okay, I can find another path.

>>33243954
whats up uncle ollie

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>>33244233
that's how he gets ya

>>33249708
No BS, i'm not military but what's wrong with saluting the Sargent Major?

>>33251381
They didn't fly so good.

>>33247626
That's actually really funny

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>>33246119
God damn it I laughed.

>captcha is German signs

>>33259231
>that gif
>tfw no snekgrill

>>33255616
Top is fist sausage, not sausage major

>>33255616
you just demoted a sergeant major, fuckwad

hope you did everything you wanted in life