Name any non-phallic weapon. Protip: You can't

>throwing stars
>grenades
>weaponized autism

A shield.
Net
Hand grenade
Land mine
Molotov in a non phalic bottle

>>33240017
FN2000

If there's one thing that cannot be called phallic, its fish.

>>33240017

A horse dildo.

>>33240052
Troy mcluere would argue

My dick looks nothing like my guns so fuck you

>>33240017
Claymore
Boomarang
Whip
Brass knuckles
naval mines
taser
pepperspray
death star

>>33240052
>iwillnowproceedtopleasermyselfwiththisfish.jpeg

>>33240017
>what is penetrating trauma
>what is penetrating vagina

huhu all weapons are dix

>>33240017
Throwing anus.

>>33240069
All PIV sex is rape.

>>33240017
Rock
Landmine
Naval mine
Lasers
Grenades
Various gasses (VX, Mustard, Sarin...)

Also, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>>33240081
This is unironically true

>>33240534
I'm glad somebody posted this.

>>33240017
why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :)

Name any non-phallic weapon. Protip: You can't. my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>>33240017
serious answer, possibly gas based weapons?

Fire as well.

>>33240047
>throwing stars
look sort of like buttholes.
>grenades
look like tiny buttplugs

>>33241397
You don't know what phallic means, do you?

>>33240049
>A shield.
Sort of like a woman's pubic region.
>net
like a bunch of vaginas sewn together.
>hand grenade
See>>33241397
>land mine
nipples
>Molotov in a non phalic bottle
All bottles are phallic. Everything is phallic.

>>33241397
A butthole isn't a phallus or phallic shaped, you're mistaking the point of being phallic with being sexual.
As to anything being sexual remember, Rule 34, if it's exists, there's porn of it.

>>33240017
Scissor, weaponized bladed gauntlet used by Gladiators
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissor_(gladiator)

>>33240017
Discus.

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>>33240061
haven't had to use this image in a while

>>33241436
phallic =/= sexual, you flabbergasting nincompoop.

>>33240017
Why do all these gay fags have to project all over everytging, I bet you think of a dick holding a tv remote, driving stick shift, or anything that's straight and you hold or put in your mouth.

>>33240065
>Claymore
Long dick.
>Boomarang
Bent dick.
>Whip
Flaccid long dick.

>>33241461
>Scissor
Literally two dicks attached to each other.

At this point, I'm starting to think op is just crowd-sourcing different weapons he hadn't thought of yet to insert them into his angus.

>>33241479
That is the most offensive thing anyone has ever called me.

>>33241504
>Long dick.
I was going to say a pancaked cartoon dick that got crushed by an anvil.

>>33240017
Garotte.

>>33241653
looks like a long skinny penis with 2 handles

>>33241653
Spaghetti dick.

>>33240017
Claymore

>>33240017
the rifle has a hole in it just like vaginas?
the rifle when held or triggered fires a lot of hot air and stuff from the hole just like women do?

>>33241956
>>33240017
also the rifle is black and loud just like a loud black woman

>>33241504
>>33241559
both correct depending on what kind of claymore

>>33243899
There is only one kind of Claymore. A Claymore is a variant not it's own kind of sword.

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>>33240534
Oglaf basically makes monday worth getting up for.

>>33240017
Try and get your 12 year old head out of the gutter.

Protip: You can't

>>33240017
A helicopter

>>33243949
Pretty sure he meant sword vs. mine.

>>33243949
What about the explosive kind?

>>33241504
>>claymore
>long dick.

He was obviously referring to the anti-personnel mine, not the sword, you fucking homunculus.

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>>33245058

crossbow
trebuchet
a-10
bat'leth
makarov...

aww, damn it!

>>33240017
Brass knuckles
Grenade
Fat man
Power fist
Metal Storm
Chakram
Land Mine
Bouncing Betty
Recurve and compound bow
Mangonel
Caravel

>>33240017
My penis

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>>33240017

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>ITT

>>33241207
but that's phallic anon

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>>33245536
It's a shitpost from /v/.

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>>33240017
checkmate

>>33241509
that is entirely possible, if not his actual motive

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>>33240017

>>33240065
Naval mine is a hairy ballsack

>>33240097
>Naval mind
it's a hairy ballsack

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>>33242098

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>>33240017

>>33245662
Is that a semen cannon?

>>33240017
my penis

>>33240017
Bullpps- this shit is meant to minimize size.

>>33240017

The Net
Ropes
Lasso
Throwinng Anus

>>33245586
How can you tell? /v/ is about 90% shitpost by my count.

>>33241500
To be honest bananas weird me out because of the tiny hole at the tip
I bite them in half to feel better.

>>33240017

A thrown pommel is non-phallic.

>>33240081
>>33240149
Only if you're doing it right.

>>33242098
And when James Holmes used one in a theater, it ruined the experience for everyone else.
>DON'T GO IN THERE, HE GON KILL YOU

>>33241397
>I don't know what phallic means, but I will post anyways

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>>33243960
Yep.

fire

>>33240047
/thread