*blocks your path*

heh heh we're gonna shoot some "gongs" tonight
*brraaap*
oh we hit one
*brrapp braaaap*
did i hit a gong or a 2 liter?, let's shoot his friends
*brraaaap braaap braaap*
just like shootin the ole cowboy heh heh
*blam blam blam*
gotta double tap and smoke this guy's pot
*blam blam*
heh heh let's let jhon have a try at these gongs
>well i didn't think this would be fun but let's give it a go
*pachinkpachinkpachinkpachink*
>haha you were right dad, that was great
yeah my boy john really is a good shot, anyways, we did this video for you guys. somebody said we should come to harlem to shoot some gongs and I think this video was a good one

>sets up a dozen two-liters by the side of the road
>escapes while gun grandpa is distracted with blasting them

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>>33233455
*bows down before him*

"Sir, it is an honor. Use me any way you wish."

>DUDE

>FEDERAL

>LMA-HEH HEH HEH

>DUDE

>BUDS GUN SHOP

>YEEHAW

>lie down and accept fate

>>33233455
Can I call you grandpa? Please?

>>33233455
holy shit is that a glock behind you!
*runs*

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>>33233455

>deliver tribute pallet of two liter soda bottles
>enjoy TN hospitality

>>33233455
ask respectfully for him to move.
since he's a older southern man, he would comply.

>>33233455
>Hide behind gong
>Toss out 2 liter as distraction
>Fire back while he's laughing about shooting the 2 liter

>>33234488
unless you're black, then he's shooting you

>>33233455
>Tell him gooks are in the wire
>Watch him die of heart attack

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>>33234633

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>>33234633

>>33233634
>finishes shooting the 2-liters in no time at all
>manages to shoot you in the shoulder through his signed target after running 300 yards
>see's you and shoots you again in the chest as you spin around from the bullet's impact without using the sights
>Talks about how that he's not a very good shot

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*blocks your arteries*

>>33236619
He's still more fit than you.

>>33233455
*walks back to my house*

>>33234633
confirmed. no black autist present.

>>33234633
you know nothing of southern culture other than the stereotypes you have been spoon fed your whole life.
>unless you're black, then he's shooting you
myth

>>33233455
*slaps your girlfriend's ass*

BIGCOCK 45 HERE

I hope he never dies.

>>33236914
>projecting this much
lad status: wew

>>33236619
>putting chicken in ketchup
What the fuck is this?

>>33233455
I'd just drop a few rounds of federal 9mm and keep walking

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heh

>>33243844
Try it. It's delicious.

>>33243844
You think that's bad?

My sister puts ketchup on her mashed potatoes.

>>33244433
I mix barbecue sauce into my mashed potatoes. Usually gets some weird looks.

>>33244515
That doesn't sound too bad honestly. I could see that tasting good unlike ketchup

>>33244433
You think THAT's bad?
My mother-in-law puts ketchup on her breakfast sausage.
It's already full of flavor and you have to use KETCHUP? The fuck

>>33235616
Keep the hood safe, H.

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*blocks your path*

>>33244433
I do this too. In all fairness, I'm autistic though.

>>33233455
He'd make a good gandalf

>>33244670
>throw a Vietnam war era cigarette at him and 360 away

Keep the hood safe, H

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>>33236194

>>33233455
>cranes head skyward
>"excuse me, sir"

>>33234422
kek

>>33241985
He's gonna die within a week. My trips prove it

>>33245346
the fact that you didn't get trips means the meme magic is now aimed at you
you'll be gone within a week

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>>33235736

>>33246129
there was an attempt

>>33245506
Meme magic is now at you, enjoy death.

>>33246600
Oh fuck.

>>33233455
Old faggot bitch thinks an uzi will help him. i'd fuck his bich as up. why this nigga be on /k like he some important nigga. we don need faggots on /k we need more hardcore niggas. let me se him get 4000 in the army qualification match.

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Oh shit.

>>33233455
*hug*

>>33244625
If you think THAT's bad, well you're in for a treat sonny-boy. I dip saltine crackers in milk.

I'd just tell him I'm from Bud's gun shop and he will let me pass. He won't bite the hand that feeds him.

>>33233455
*hand the giant a 2-liter, the toll for crossing his bridge*

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*unsheaths katana*

>>33244433
My sister once put apple sauce on spaghetti

I still use it against her.

>>33233594

You forgot "Heh heh heh, niiice...."

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>>33246600
OH SHIT

>>33234633
Hickok's too nice of a guy.

>>33234633
>wasting a potential slave like that
Y'wanna know why I know you ain't from the South, boy?

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>>33233455
And I mean, REALLY blocks your path

>>33246677
You too pal

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>>33246677
>>33246600
The Great Frog hungers for the souls of /k/ommandos.

>>33249138
shoop

>>33233455
Toss a box of federal ammo off to the side, as he runs over to shill for them, i flee?

>>33248904
That and ''lemme get mah ears on...''

>>33249282
keep the hood safe H

>>33249282
Keep the safe hood, H

>>33249236
Nope, Hickok and John are 6'10" and 6'8" respectively. At most, the people in the picture are a little on the shorter side, prob. 5'6" which makes it look even more pronounced.

>>33249282
keep the hood safe H

>>33249138
What the fucking hell.

>>33249282
keep the hood safe H

>>33249282
Keep the hood safe, H

keep the hood safe H

>>33249342
and
>uh-oh, some 'zombies' coming down the hill

>>33233455

I'm not a 2 litter or a gong. I have nothing to worry about.

>>33245322
>tfw you will never be a 6'8" crack shot brick shithouse
Exactly how many Black guys did he cuck on his basketball team?

Ketchup it actually a fairly sophisticated sauce in its own right.

Jaque Pepin admits to using it in tomato based pasta sauces for a flavor boost.

Not that I'm condoning ketchup on steak, or drowning fries in a vat of fast food tier individual packets of devils semen. Maybe try making ketchup yourself sometime, it's a lot harder than you would imagine.

>>33249282
I can't afford to ignore this, as I live in Cali.

Keep the hood safe H

>>33249282
prayin for silpressors and death of FOID

keep the hood safe, H

>>33249282
Keep the hood safe H

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>>33233455
*muffled table noices in the background*

Been watching hickok45 for a while now, had no idea he was a meme on here. Watched one of his videos as a recommendation one day and been a fan since then.

Very informative and comfy. Every other gun channel tries to be like FPSRussia by having explosions, fake personalities and fancy camera effects.

>>33244433
Ketchup is generally the condiment of choice for white trash and retarded people.

>>33253211
exactly. he gives the effect of your dad taking you out shooting and showing you how cool it is.

>>33253254
Wrong

>>33249282
keep the hood safe H

>>33249282
keep the hood safe H

>>33253254
>>33253254
>Ketchup is generally the condiment of choice for white trash and retarded people.


LOL, you mean Ranch dressing?

fucking 'merica sauce

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>>33236619
>sticking tendies in anything other than ranch

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>>33235616

>>33233455
*waits for a year or so*

>>33235616
Why the FUCK is that a PNG?

>>33233455
"I'm with the department of alcohol tobacco and firearms I'd like to speak to you"

>>33254225
>honey mustard